Racist joke thread

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Things that entered OP's ass

>>130103448
When ever i see interracial porn i close the tab. Because scat is a huge turn off.

What do niggers and apples have in common?

They both look good hanging on a tree

Why do niggers smell like shit?

So blind people can hate them too.

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>>130103448
>Muh racial, technological, superior civilization because social darwinism.
>Sees demographic trends
>MUH SUB HUMAN JOOS MUH SUBHUMANS 10 BABIES INFERIOR MINORITYS CONTROLLING EVERYTHING TURBO GOD MOD EVERYWHERE WE WUZ ARYANS N SHIET

Driver was an alcohol

>>130103448

why did hitler kill himself?

he saw the gas bill

>>130103448
We should give every black women 5000 dollars every-time they get an abortion because they just prevented a crime.

>>130103901
Who are you even talking to, seabiscuit?

>>130103448
What do you call a black college student in a wheel chair??

>>130104102
affirmative traction

why are gorillas always frowning? because they know in a million years they will be a nigger

>racist joke

i'd say your mother or sister
but they've both been touched one enough

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>>130104286

A nigger in 3rd grade asked his teacher why he has the biggest dick in the class
The teacher said "Son, that's because you're 18 years old"

>>130103448
I just wrote this for you guys. Okay.

MAN, Hitler fucked up...

>>130103448
Heres a classic one for you

What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and rings.

>>130103448
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take the plug out of the bath.

How do you stop an arab from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

How do you stop a paki from drowning?
Flush the toilet.

>>130104404
Kek, haven't heard that one before.
What does a black person do after sex?
Life in prison

what's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it

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Whats the difference between a nigger and a bucket of dog shit?
>After a while the dog shit turns white and stops stinking.

>>130103448
How does a nigger woman know shes pregnant?

The cotton is picked off the end of her tampon

>>130103448
Google GPS plotted a course specifically going around the Projects when it would've been a minute or so faster passing through. I shit you not!

>Google is racist
>this shouldn't be hard to turn into a joke

>>130104549
why do niggers cry during sex?

pepper spray

>>130103448
A beaner, a nigger, and a gook walk into a bar.

Bar owner says "Get the fuck out"

>>130104549
What does a muslim do after sex?
Read her a bedtime story and tuck her in.

>>130104635
Australia wins.

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>>130103990
This one deserves a (you).
You mountain jews are alright, KEK

>>130104723
Why are all spics such fucking subhuman?

>>130103448
Whats the difference between a nigger and windows 8.

Windows 8 sometimes works.

Why are Japanese people pedophiles?

>>130103448
man driving his truck sees a nigger walking on the side swerves and knocks nigger in ditch. few miles more sees another nigger walking on the side. swerves and knocks him into ditch. few more miles sees a preacher walking on the side. Man decides to white thing and give him a ride. few miles sees another nigger on the side of the road. Man thinks damn can't purposly swerve now. I will pretende to doze off swerve maybe gei lucky. man pretends to doze off and swerves towards the nigger. when he jerks back opens his eyes he says oh no did I hit him. The preacher says no. But I got him with the door.

>>130104867
What does a muslim do after sex?
Grind her up and sell her as kebab meat.

What does a muslim do after sex?
Put it back with the rest of the herd.

What does a muslim do after sex?
Explode.

What does a muslim do after sex?
Tell his uncle to pull out.

>>130104867
>>130105086
Why?

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>>130104867
I think you're just a tad bit salty there, Abdul.

>>130104662
A Mexican walks into a bar and says to the black bartender, "gimme a beer, nigger."

The bartender demands that he ask politely, or he'll throw him out.

The Mexican then replies "okay, could I please have a drink, nigger?"

The bartender says "I don't think you get it. How about we switch places so you can see what it's like to get insulted?"

The Mexican agrees, and they switch places.

The bartender then says "gimme a drink, wetback"

The Mexican then proceeds to draw a pistol from his belt and says "we don't serve niggers here"

>>130104166
>>130103895
good

>>130105086
Because all of the older women died in the nuclear fire

why do niggers have long dicks?
because their sperm cant swim.

"OK class, raise a hand if you know anything about police officers."

"One hand is enough, Jamal."

>>130105139
knock knock

Who's there?

Muslim

get away from my fucking door.

What do bikes and niggers have in common?

They don't work if you take the chains off.

>first day of 1st grade
>I want each student to tell me what thier dad's job is and spell
>Suzy
>my dad is a cop. C-O--P
>Tyrone
>my dad is a pharmacist F-A-Uh-Uh
>that's fine Tyrone, go home tonight and have your dad teach you how to spell pharmicist
>Mickey
>my dad's a bookie B-O-O-K-I-E and if he where here he'd give you 10-1 that Tyrone won't be able to spell pharmacist tomorrow either

whats the difference between a nigger and a picnic table

the picnic table can support a family of four

Why does a nigger's coffin only has two handlers?
Since when trash bins have more than two handlers?

>>130105139
Did you ditch your history class?
Even Mudslims fucked your ass Pedro.
Spics are no better than mudshits.

Never judge someone by the color of their skin, that's what the courts are for.

>>130105394
A muslim walks into a bar.
Barman: What'll it be?
Muslim: ALAAHKABARRRR
>shoots a few dozen people then explodes

>Remember the black guy on the >Jetsons?
(there wasn't one)
>What a bright looking future.

>niglet dies
>sees God
>asks "God, am I an angel?"
>God says "No nigger, you're a bat"

>>130104166
kek'd

What's the difference between a black man and a large pepperoni pizza?


A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.

>>130104334
>nigger """""banter""""""

A muslim walks into a gay bar and says "shots for everyone!"

>>130105594
I remember the part where we killed them all and the jews as well.
Feels glorious.
A whole new crusades.
Then we took all the gold in south america.

Meanwhile, the muslims continued to fuck goats and eat sand.

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>>130105548
1(u)4u.

>>130103448
Why does an Auschwitz shower have 11 holes?
>Because jews have 10 fingers

How do you score a jewish grill's number?
>Roll up her sleeve

Once, I saw a nigger stealing a bike. I yelled "hey that's my bike!", but he got away. Imagine my relief when I saw it safely locked in my shed, polishing my shoes.

How do you start a riot in downtown Tel Aviv?
>Throw a shekel on the ground

What's a jewish paedophile's modus operandi?
>"Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"

How do you short circuit a jew's brain?
>Offer him free bacon

I got more if wanted

>>130104166
It will take a lot less than a million years.

Usain Bolt goes to join a golf club. The secretary says "We don't allow blacks at this club. However there's a club 10 minutes down the road that take blacks."

Furious, Bolt replies "do you know who I am? I'm Usain fucking Bolt!"

"Oh, sorry, " replies the Secretary. "In that case, it's 5 minutes down the road! "

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>>130104654

>>130103448
How do you pick up a black chick?

Tell her God burned her skin in the oven so she'd be extra hot.

How do you stop 5 niggers from raping a white woman?

Throw them a basketball.

How do you stop 5 Asians from raping a white woman?

Throw them a calculator.

What do you call a muslim that doesn't marry his sister?

A faggot.

>>130105870
Jonah Falcon is 13 inches long and white.

>>130103901
don't listen to this leaf, you know this is a leaf post.

How do you make a copper wire?

Throw a penny between two jews.

What's the difference between a dead nigger in the road and a dead dog in the road?

There's skidmarks in front of the dog.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?


None.

>>130105951
Please

Also how long does it take for a black woman to pass a turd?
[spoiler] Nine months [/spoiler}

How do you get a Jewish girl's number?

Roll up her sleeve.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagen?

In the ashtray.

How is copper wire made?

Two Jews find the same penny.

What did the Jewish pedophiles say to the child?

Wanna buy some candy?

How do you pick up a Jewish girl?

With a dustpan.

What do you call a flying Jew?

Smoke.

>>130105087
good southern humor

>>130106175
Hehe.

What do you do when you see half a nigger
>quit laughing and reload
.
Why don't you shoot abos
>waste of a wet suit
.
A Jew, Irishman and Catholic walk into a bar
>the bartender says 'get the fuck out'
.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “
>Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
.
Why is aspirin white?
>cause it works

>>130104166
+1

>>130106203
funny and practical

Why do jewish women prefer circumcised men?
>They can't resist anything that's 10% off.

Why do niggers smell so bad?
>So blind people can hate them too.

What do people and jellybeans have in common?
>Nobody likes the black ones.

How do they find the richest black guy?
>Throw a quarter at a guy
How do you know who's the richest after a week?
>Find the guy who shot the guy with the quarter

>>130103448
What do you call a nigger?

A nigger.

That's all I got

What do you call a black woman who's has 15 abortions
>a fucking hero
.
What do you call a fly in a bottle?
>Aboriginal vibrator
.
Three black men jump off a cliff to see who hits the ground first, who wins?
>society
.
. How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
>put food on the ceiling

>>130103448
a nigger a spic and a white guy riding in country and car breaks down. it is getting late so a local farmer tells them they can sleep in his barn till morning as long as they stay clear of his daughter. during the night all three fuck his daughter. when they wake up the farmers holding a shotgun on them and instrucks them to go pick their favorite vegetable from his garden. the white returns with a cucumber. farmer tell him to bend over and shoves it up his ass. spic comes back with a squash. famer shoves it up his ass. then both white guy and spic are laughing. farmer them what's so damn funny? they tell him they were just thinking of the poor nigger coming with a watermelon.

A muslim, a jew and a nigger are sitting at a table.
The nigger says ooga booga, the jew and the arab both say something that sounds like they are deepthroating a dildo made of loose sand and fine dust, and someone sets them all on fire with a flamethrower.

The end.

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What's the difference between batman and a black man?
>Batman can go into a store without robin.

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>>130105087
That's grandpa's old joke... God bless you, anon.

>>130106195
Whats the difference between Santa and a jew?

Santa goes down the chimney

>>130103448
What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?

>The bucket

>>130103448
I came up with one

>what's the one word that people hate to hear besides wet back

>moist back

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Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
>Under his work boots

>>130106535
KEK

What do you call a nigger in a library

Storystealer

>>130106535
I'm stealing this one to tell my co-workers tomorrow during lunch break, anon.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?
>The large pizza can feed a family of four.

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>>130104624
Actually dog shit doesn't turn white anymore because they don't use ground up bones as filler anymore because people got soft and health conscious about their fucking dogs. So now they use grains instead.

What's the difference between an irishman and a nigger?
Charles Darwin says "nothing".

>>130103448
not a joke, but was a funny thing i did
>work at mcdonalds
>yellow dispensor for splenda
>blue dispensor for equal
>no other marker besides the color
>remembered which was which by telling myself:
>YELLOW ISNT EQUAL
worked every time

>>130105870
That "joke" is not true. What is true is all the dead nigger babies that never make it to 12" because of the rampant disease epidemics affecting blacks around the globe.

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>>130103448
Hey guys I finally found a game that shows the Niggers ancestry!!!

>>130106195
>What do you call a flying Jew?
>Smoke.

5 stars

>>130106964
>indian humour

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>>130106964
>work at mcdonalds
HAHAHAHAHA

tell me another one

>>130107055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asO6QKNl7qA

two Russian guys in the US see a school on fire. They decide to help kids, so one of them goes upstairs and throws kids from the window to another one on the ground. Everything goes fine by far, but for some reason the second one never catches black kids. So in the end one buddy asks another "Why the hell didn't you catch all of them?" and the second one replies "Well why the hell were you throwing the burned ones at me?!"

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>>130103448

>>130106195
>What did the Jewish pedophiles say to the child?
>Wanna buy some candy?
literally LOLing

Why do French people use rear view mirrors on their tanks? So that they can watch the battle-field!

How do you get a fag to fuck a chick?


You shit in her cunt!

>>130103448
What do you do when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?
-Shoot the nigger holding it

What do you call a nigger with 1 wooden leg?
-Shit on a stick

What's the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
a pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between a park bench and a nigger?
A bench can support a family of 4

What's the most confusing day for a nigger?
Father's day
(this one is for Adam west. R.I.P)
What's the difference between a nigger and batman?
Batman can go out without robin

Why do niggers hate tylonol?
It's white and it works

How do you starve a nigger?
put his food stamps under his work boots.

>>130103448
so this kid asks me why they say gardeners have green thumbs. I say it's just an expression, because they like working with plants. It's like when they say someone stealing was caught red handed, when in reality their hands are black

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>>130107503

>>130107180
Thank you for the chuckle.

Fuck, I swear I saved it.
Someone post that screenshot of the guy who is talking to a girl and asks how much the rabi paid her to say that.

>>130107672
why don't niggers take aspirin? they refuse to pick the cotton out the bottle.

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>all this black hate
Guys please watch this documentary about the black struggle in the USA

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=290_1368250966

>>130106188
Okay

Why is most Japanese food eaten cold?
>They tried nuking it but they didn't like it very much

What do you call a sober Irishman?
>Dead

How do the Chinese name their children?
>They throw a metal wok down the stairs

A spic and a nigger are robbing a house at night. Says the nigger to the spic: "shut your mouth or they will hear you". Says the spic to the nigger: you shut your mouth or they will see you"

What do you call a nigger hanging from a tree?
>An Alabama wind chime

A Moroccan, a Turk and a nigger are sitting in a car, who's driving?
>The police

What flavour of toothpaste is least popular among niggers?
>Curb

A Moroccan boy decides he wants to get out of his ghetto and live like the other, Dutch boys. So he buys some André Hazes CDs, a case of Heineken and an Arjen Robben football shirt. So, he goes to his room to drink the beer and listen to the CDs. After a short while, his father storms in, mad as hell: "what the fuck do you think you're doing, Mohammed, you know damn well that alcohol is haram! Why are you acting like a kaffir? Turn off that music right now!" Mohammed shakes his head and walks away, mumbling: "this is working too well, those damn cancer Moroccans are starting shit with me already"

Granted, that last one works better in Dutch

>>130103448

FOR SALE: Italian World War 2 military rifle. Dropped once, never fired.

>>130108023
You ever hear someone driving an italian car with a flat tire? It goes Wop wop wop wop wop

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>>130105812
Hardy har har

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

Niggers...

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>>130107503

I'm walking in the street when suddenly i see a nigger running with a TV, and then i think "it looks like mine" but then i remember mine's in home polishing my boots

>>130106896
It's told better like this:

White Guy, Spic and Nigger trespassing on a farm. Farmer comes out with a shotgun and tells them all he is going to kill them, if they want to live they can each pick a piece of fruit and shove it up their ass an run passed the fence, if they make it they will live. So the white guy goes first, grabs a blueberry stuffs it up his ass and runs across the fence. Then the spic goes grabs a strawberry stuffs it in his and runs towards the fence, about 3 steps from a the fence the spic busts out laughing, loses the strawberry and gets all shot up. The white guy says to him "Paco you were so close, what the fuck happened" with his last words Paco says "I turned around and saw the nigger picking watermelons"

>>130106195
>How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagen?
You throw a quarter on the passenger seat.
>How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hitler's driving.
>How do you prank a nigger?
Hide his welfare check under his workboots.

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>>130107503
Here's a well earned (You)

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think I found it

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling.

>>130104643
I'm not really great at making up jokes on the spot, but I'll try

Why does Google Maps always plot around the projects, even though it's longer?
>It might be longer, but driving without your rims is a lot slower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di0eo7YKmS4

>>130106195
What runs on the side of a wall and kills jews? Gas pipes.

>>130107365
>>130107416
Hearty keks

>>130107503
How do you recognise a French tank by its interior?
>The shift stick only has reverse gears

>>130108760
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=290_1368250966

>>130108589

>How much did the rabbi pay you to say that?
>Nothing?
>Typical.

K E K
E
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>>130103448
Racist joke thread? Hold on isnt it what pol is all about everywhere?

>>130107942
lost hard

>>130107946
Pretty good

>>Off-topic and /b/-tier threads will be deleted (and possibly earn you a ban, if you persist).
>>124205675 →

Racism is a crime, and crime is for niggers.

>What do you call a paki hide and seek champion

Amid

>What do you call a paki who grasses you up to the police

Wozzim

>what do you call a paki that's that's just landed at the airport

Amir

>What do you call a mexican lesbians

fajita

>>130108760
amazingly kek

What do an apple and a nigger have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree!

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BREAKING NEWS: 10 niggers were killed in africa...

we will be back with more sports news after this short commercials

What happens when a jew runs into a wall with a boner?

He breaks his nose.

>>130105870
Whats small, black and wont live past 12?

You, you dirty fucking nigger.

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>>130105498
Soon bikes won't even need chains

Hey, none of this is cool my grandfather died at Aushawitz.

He fell off a guard tower.

What color is a nigger?
Green.
He's my nigger, I'll paint him whatever color I want.

>>130108589
Kek im ded

>>130103448
Whats worse than a nigger?
Trump.

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A Jew and Indian and a Nigger are traveling traveling across the US to see all 50 "Largest objects" in each state. During one late cold night their van breaks down in front of a Farmer's house. The 3 go up to the door and knock, begging the Farmer for a place to say for the night as the cold would freeze them.

The Farmer being a good hospitable host agreed however he only had a single guest bed barely fit for 1 let alone 2 full grown men. However my barn next to us is well lit and heated and the hay is nice and soft.

The Jew looks to him companions and says, "My friends I will sleep in the barn. The suffering and persecution my people went through during the holocaust. This is nothing."

So the Jew goes out to the barn. Five minutes later there is a knock at the door and the Jew is standing in the doorway. "Oy vey! I had no idea there was a pig in there! It is a tainted creature in my religion alas I cannot stay in that barn."

The Indian steps up and says, "Do not worry my herbro, in my country were are starved from childhood and barely had electricity in my own home. I will stay in the barn. This is nothing."

Five minutes there is a knock at the door and the Indian is standing in the doorway. "This is unbearable! There is a sacred cow in that barn. I cannot stand to see this holy creature kept in such conditions. I cannot stay in that barn."

The Nigger saunters up and says "Yo yo yo my bruthas this ain't shiiiiet I grew up in compton I've been shot 6 times. Barn ain't fucking NUFFIN! I were gun stay in that barnizzle."

Five minute later there is a knock at the door.

The Pig and the Cow are standing in the doorway.

What's it called when you accidentally get your dick into an automatic pencil sharpener?
>Surprise judaism

How do you break the bank at a jewish casino?
>Play coin toss with the owner

Why are jewish noses so big?
>Air is free

What do a nigger and a bike have in common?
>They both need a chain to work

>>130103448

>Why do niggers only have nightmares ?

Because the last one that had a "dream" got shot.

>Why the bottom of a nigger's hands and feet white ?

They were on all fours when god overcooked them.

>A bus with 100 niggers goes off a cliff ans there is one survivor, what do you call it ?

A crying shame.

White man, mexican and a nigger are sitting a boat, they find a magic lamp and a genie appears. The genies grants each of them one wish. The mexican wishes for all his people to live in Mexico with prosperity and tacos. The nigger wishes for all his people to return to Africa to live with free gibs, watermelon and fried chicken. The genie turns to white man and ask him what wants, he says : "So all the niggers and spics are gone?" Genie replies: "Yes" He says: "Ill have a beer"

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>>130109571

lol black people

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>>130106141
kek

>>130109702 I'm stealing that last one
>>130109677 Checked, kekked and stolen

>>130109677
my sides... they have exploded

- How non-citizens of Estonia being called?
- Russians

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>>130103448
What's the longest bridge in the world?

The Bay Bridge

Cause it connects Fairyland to Africa

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>>130109571
>monkey "humor"

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>>130103448
>>130103863
>>130103895

What's red, blue, orange, pink, purple and green and is hanging on a tree in my backyard?

It's my ni**er, and I paint it whatever color I want.

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>>130103448

How do you know Adam wasn't Black?
-Ever try to take a rib from a Black guy?

>>130109076

i think this falls under board culture brother,

What's the difference between falling on regular ice as opposed to falling on Black ice?
-When you get up after falling on Black ice your wallet is gone.

Why should you paint your computer Black?
-It'll run faster.

>>130105583
>handlers

jew is standing in a grocery line in front of a nigger. Jew asks the clerk if he wants to see a hebrew magic trick. clerk says sure. Jew says hand me that candy on the shelf. cashier hands him the candybar and the jew eats it in front of him. The clerk says soo wheres the magic part? Jew tells him to check the niggers pocket.

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
-Fathers day.

>>130103448
what can a pizza do that a nigger cant?

feeding a family of 4

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>>130106195
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

>>130103448
How do you keep niggers out of your backyard?

Hang one in the front

>>130103448

>You wake up in the middle of the night and your TV appears to be floating. What do you say ?

Drop it nigger.

>>130106278
Do abos wear wetsuits a lot??

>>130103448

How do we know Noah was a Mexican ?

Who else could get that many people and animals into one vehicle and then be expected to repopulate the Earth.

How can you tell that you are in a jews house?
If there is a fork in the sugar bowl

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lolz nice image op xxxDDDd praze hitler nd kek!!!!!1
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>>130103448
How much nuffin did a dindu do if a dindu dindu nuffin?

>>130103990
*And realised the jews had won because it was $0

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>>130105951
Second one was good. The rest meh.

How do you fit 4 Germans and 4 jews in a car?

Two Germans on the frontseat, two on the backseat and the jews in the ashtray.

>>130111401
The commies are losing it guys.
I got one for you...
>What did Communists use to light their houses before the candle?
>Electricity

>>130103448
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?


Cut the rope

>>130103448
Why are there no black people in clue? Then it would be called found.

What's the difference between niggers and a set of tires? Tires don't sing southern gospel when you put the chains on.

>>130111889
>How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Wait a million years for it to evolve

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>>130111842
image related.
its you.

GOOOOO LE HUTLUR xxxD

>>130111842
Kekked

>>130112013
Your mom is just like communism, she's got no class at all.

>>130108589
Oh lawdy

>>130103448
Whats worst thing about being a nigger jew? they have to sit in the back of the oven.

>>130105691
Why are there no Muslim on star trek? Its the future.

>>130112013
>>130111401

By any chance... are you a leaf?

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>>130112140
>PRAZE KEEK

kill yourself cringelord.

>>130108854
Why do french tanks have rearview mirrors?
>So they can see what's going on at the front line.

Blck kid puts flour on his face, says look dad I'm white, dad punches him says how you like being white now? Boy says its been 5 minutes and I already hate you niggers.

Anyone have any good Chinese jokes?

>>130112013
Do you know the exchange rate between the pound, the dollar and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth a dollar.

>>130112615
Their economical system

New thread topic: Why are racist jokes so shitty?

This not a racist joke but its going up here anyways.
How do you fit 4 queers on a bar stool?
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Turn it upsidedown!

>>130112812
What do a lasagna and the Twin Towers have in common?

The ground meat at the bottom

>>130112367
>A man saves up his rubles and is finally able to buy a car in Soviet Union.
>After he pays his money the he is told he will have his car in three years.
>"Three years!" he asks "What month?"
>"August"
>"August? What day in August?" He asks
>"The Second of August" is the reply
>"Morning or Afternoon?"
>"Afternoon. Why do you need to know?"
>"The plumber is coming in the morning."
Communism works goys! :^)

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>>130112790
Because it's image-related telling the joke.

>>130103448
What do Muslims call their favorite wife?
Greatest.Of.All.Time.

>>130112944
Ha! i rate 9\11

>>130112982
I don't get it.

>>130108589

Top kike

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>>130112993
>At a party meeting, a Communist party officer is drilling a local worker. He asks him:
“Comrade, if you had two houses, would you give one to the Communist Party?”
>The worker responds “Yes, definitely, comrade, I would give one of my houses to the party!”
>Then he asks “Comrade, if you had two cars, would you give one to the party?”
>Again, the worker says, “Yes, I would give one of my cars to the party!”
>Finally, the officer asks, “If you had two shirts, would you give one to the party?”
>“Nyet!”
>The officer asks “But why? Why won’t you give one of your shirts to the party?”
>The worker says: “Because I HAVE two shirts!”

Why did so few niggers vote for Jesse Jackson?
He promised them jobs

>>130107942
is it because they are saying "daddy"?

What do you call a nigger having sex?
Rape

>>130113273
One of the real world effects that victims of communism/socialism had to deal with was having to wait forever for simple services. The joke is that the guy called the plumber and the plumber said he'd be there in 3 years, the same time the guy was supposed to pick up his Lada (soviet car brand).

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>>130113786
leafs........ everybody

>>130113926
Ah

>>130106195
>What did the Jewish pedophiles say to the child?
>Wanna buy some candy?
oh fuck that happened to me when I was a kid
can't believe I took the candy

>>130103448
Q: Why wont jews eat pussy?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.

>>130109330
>>130107042
>>130106045

>jokes

Alright here is a good one

A young nigger walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The nigger said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

>>130113347
lel

Why do niggers hate aspirin?
They don't like to pick the cotton from the top.

What do you get when when a nigger fucks a goat?
A weed eater that doesn't work.

>>130109076
>board is called politically incorrect
"politically incorrect jokes DO NOT BELONG on politically incorrect!"

>>130114276
That was pretty good. I chuckled.

>>130105344
underrated

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>>130103448
New proof that white bois weren't Egyptian kings.

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>>130109694
>>Air is free.

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>>130114858

A man goes into a shop and sees 3 jars on a table. The first jar says "Caucasian Brains, $5.00 a pint". The second says "Asian Brains, $10.00 a pint", and the third says " Nigger Brains, $100.00 a pint."
"Hey, why are these nigger brains $100 bucks a pint?" asked the man.
The shop owner replied, "You know how many niggers you have to kill to get a whole pint of brains?

>>130110492
>i think this falls under board culture brother,
It falls under /b/ culture.
>>130114624
>This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.

Who are you quoting wrongly, by the way?

>>130103448
Contrary to popular belief, the largest concentration of Jews isn't in Brooklyn or Tel Aviv.

It's in the atmosphere.

>>130103990
Fuck you, you stole that from me

>>130115566
The largest concentration of jews is in /ptg/

A spic walks into a bar and says, "Hey, nigger, give me a drink." The nigger bartender says, "I'll give you a drink, but I would appreciate it if you wouldn't refer to me as a "nigger." "Oh man!, I am sure sorry about that bro'. Won't happen again." A few minutes later the spic says, "Hey moon crickett, another round." The nigger says,"Hey, look, I really don't want you calling me "moon crickett" either." The spic says,"Sorry bootlips, I didn't mean anything by it." The bartender says, "OK that's it! How would you like it ifyouwere the bartender and I came in here callingyounames?" "I don't know, let's find out." So the spic puts on an apron and goes behind the bar and the nigger walks outside and comes back in and shouts, "Hey wetback! I want a fucking drink!" The "bartender" stops washing glasses and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, we don't serve niggers in here."

>>130105951
how many jews can you fit in a volkswagen?
2 in the front
3 in the back
and 6 million in the ashtray

>>130103448
What happened to the white man dating a single mom?
He got stuck in a black hole.
Why was the Rocky Road ice cream brown?
The ice cream man was Indian
What do you call a zoo with only monkeys?
Detroit
Where can you find deals for canned beans that will knock your head off?
Mexico
How did the tourist find his twin in a busy street?
They were in China
What's the name of the Japanese guy that never seems to get anything right?
Sum Ting Wong
Why do Jews get their fore skin cut off?
A female Jew can't resist something 20% off
What do you can mudslide covering snow?
Europe
What did the Golem say when he used Explosion?
ALOLA AKBAR
A Jew reviews the quality of sky scrapers. What was the highest rating he gave to a building?
A 9 out of 11.
Why are ISIS videos so entertaining to watch?
They're ahead of their times
What can't a black person steal?
A library book
Why don't Mexicans marry Texas girls?
They don't want to pay for the Alamony when she becomes independent.
What's the difference between Europeans and a suicide cult?
The suicide cult spikes the kool-aid so that they can get it over with already.
What's a Mexican's least favorite album?
The Wall
Why don't black fathers got to abortion clinics?
They want to avoid planning for parenthood

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>>130113143
Subtle and very underrated.

>>130106278
>A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “
>>Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

kek

>>130105344
Because God put their tail on backwards

A nigger walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says, "hey cool where did you get that!". Parrot says, "Africa, its full of em"

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers

2 priests are arguing over whether God is black or White. Finally the one says he will just go ask God himself. When he comes back he says with a shrug, "I don't know, he just said 'I am what I am'" The other priest says, Well, that proves it! God is white!" "How can you be so sure?" "Well, because, if God was a nigger he would have said, "I is what I is."

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>>130114341
>What do you get when when a nigger fucks a goat?
>A weed eater that doesn't work.
I'm keeping that one.

Why did the Buddhist go to Pizza Hut?
Because they could make him one with everything.

>>130103448
Why don't Jews ever catch AIDS? Because nobody likes them.

>>130116682
>hey cool where did you get that!
It's "Where did you get the animal?"

What do you do if you see an Abo walking down the street with half his head blown off?

>Stop laughing, and reload

>>130103448
How do you stop a nigger from raping a girl?
Throw him a basketball.

What do you call a nigger with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.

>>130117153
Some people might say that but i heard that one by ear so you can get it worded differently. Does not really matter.

what's the difference between a jew and a canoe?
canoes tip.

A guy walks into a bar and exclaims, "Goddamn, niggers are fucking assholes!" Someone at the end of the bar says, "Hey, I am offended by that!" "Why, you aren't a nigger." "I know, I'm a fucking asshole!"

why don't niglets play in sandboxes?
cats keep trying to bury them.

Why don't you run over a black kids bike in your car?
Because it might be yours.

Is this board literally r.eddit now?

A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who's driving?
A cop!

Why were there only 3000 Mexican soldiers at the Alamo?
They only had 4 vans.

What does NAACP stand for?
Now Apes Are Called People.

>>130105827
you, i like you

There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night.
I had to shoot him before he stole everything.

What's the Mexican phrase for "virgin"?
"ugly 4th grader"

Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot!

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>>130117852
Yes, it is below /pol/ standards, and by that I mean lower than whale shit in our usual sea o' piss, m80.

What did the nigger get on his SATs?
Barbecue sauce!

>>130103448
What's the difference between a nigger and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

AAANNNNNNND Now.. Ladies and Gentlemen. The joke that spawned OP to create this thread:

Q. Why do Black people often keep chickens in their lawn?

.
.

A. To teach their children how to walk.

How do you blindfold a chink?
Dental floss.

Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

>>130105384
>>130105498
>>130105583
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>>130105974
btw usain could run there in 2 mnutes tops
breety good

>>130118672
i believe it's pronounced "dentar fross"

>>130106964
work at macdonalds
hahaaahahahah great one anon.

>>130116268
Why didn't How to catch a Predator have a Mexican host?
Alien vs Predator was already copy righted
Why did the black man join a cult?
To get free kool-aid
How many off-spring do leeches have?
9
Abd what do they name them?
Tyrone
Why didn't Jesus notice Huan asking for help?
He thought Huan was saying "Hey Zeus"
What 2 things begin with P and scare Jamal to death?
The Police and Parenting
How does a tour at the holocaust museum end?
At the gift shop
What's the difference between a black guy and safety chair?
The safety chair can support a child
Why don't Mexicans win in court?
Their lawyers are Taco Bell employees
What type of water are niggers not afraid of?
Watermelon

What's the national sport of Mexico?

Cross-country.

What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?

A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

How do you stop 4 niggers from hanging around your yard?

Cut the rope

>>130103448
Why do they put cotton inside Tylenol bottles?

To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so when he left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective to investigate. A few days later, he received this letter:

Most Honorable Sir,

You leave house,he come to house. He and she leave house, I follow. He and she go to hotel, I climb tree to see. He kiss she, she kiss he. He strip she, she strip he. I play with me, I fall out of tree, I not see.

No fee,

Chen Lee

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Why do niggers have such big lips?

>>130105230
Good
>>130105548
Good
>>130105951
Meh, average at best, stop now>>130106195
Kekekek

>>130103448
What do you call one hundred Muslims burning to death in a horrific tower fire?

Black comedy

What are three things you can't give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.

>>130103448
What do you call homosexuals on roller skates?
>Rollaids

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What 5 things do niggers have that are white?
- their eyes
- their teeth
- their palms
- their soles
- their owner

>>130119863
The doctor had to have something to step on when he ripped the tail off

Why aren't black people blonde?

How stupid do you want them to be?

>>130118358
Would you rather have this or 5 different BLACKED threads, 3 Occupy Demcrat threads, and a divide and conquer thread?

>>130103448
What do you call a well in West Virgil without a nigger at the bottom?

Why didn't the black man want to marry the Mexican?

He didn't want his kids to grow up too lazy to steal.

>>130120097
A clean well

Chinese couple alone in bed.

Husband: You know what I would really like? I would really like to 69 right now.

Wife: Why do you want a beef-and-broccoli now?

>>130103448
OK what do you call a well in West Virginia with no nigger in the bottom?

Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is?

Free ham.

>>130120141
Virgin

>>130103448
What's black and orange and very pretty?

A nigger on fire.

>>130106015
>Asians needing calculators

Why were there only 900 mexicans at the Alamo?

Because they only took two cars.

>>130106195
What film is hated among jews?
Gone with the wind

Have you ever had Ethiopian Food?
>No
Neither have they.

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tell me if you've heard this one before...

Definition of mass confusion...

Father's Day in the ghetto.

>>130103448
How was the first copper wire invented?

Two kikes fighting over a penny.

>>130104404
Can confirm, black girls rob me everytime at the strip club. Damn Deja Vu!

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>>130120283
kek

How do you fit ten jews in a two door?

In the ash tray.

Why did the Chink wear 6" platform shoes to the Amusement park?
So he could get on the rides

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>>130103448
What's the difference between niggers and a set of tires?

Tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

Boy asks his Dad, "Why do they say gareners have green thumbs when their thumbs are not green?"

THe Dad replies, "It's just a saying son. It's like when somebody is caught stealing and they say they have been caught red handed, even though their hands are actually black.

What do you call a hungry liberal?

>>130108548
My fucking sides

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>>130103448
What do you call a great leap for a white man?

First steps on the moon.

What do you call a great leap for a black man?

A layup.

What do you call a great leap for a chinaman?

90 million dead chinks.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJCDzdxiJEo

missing the sopranos

>>130119929
>SEX GAMES
>ADULT GAMES

This is not a joke but a story (true story)

I remember watching a documentary about african tribes.

There was nigger kids swimming about in croc infested waters.

I says to my dad, "look, them little nigs are swimming and splashing about in a river FULL of crocodiles". He says to me, " Sure the crocodiles wouldn't touch the dirty little bastards anyways".