So what do we think actually happened to this guy?

>>130088950
CIA plant came back as actual plant.
Probably tortured a bit, couldn't handle it. They waited until it healed before handing him back.

>>130089646
Yeah... totally....

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>>130088950
The word on the street is that Kim tried to swap bodies with him but Otto's brain didn't accept the transfer and left him in a coma

>>130090080
That sounds like plot of the next hit movie, make sure you copyright that and take it to Goldstein asap

>>130090272
It'll be called fran-KIM-stein

>>130088950
Torture, plain and simple. They held his head underwater a bit too long, it seems.

>>130090478
LMAO dude seriously it's not even a joke anymore, that's a game changer right there, get on that.

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>>130090478
>>130090272
>>130090080


Is it not a bit late to be on 4chan, summer? If you try to fit in, actually post shitpost or be witty for a slight kek.

Nothing official on what caused this? I read that he had missing brain matter or something? And what's a botulism? What normally causes this?
Im surprised this isn't being covered more. North Korea imprisons a dude for a while and hands him back as a vegetable. That doesn't happen every day.

>>130090668
>anons jelly because he's not a visionary
Also calling out summerfags is the quintessential summerfag move

>>130090866
Botulism usually appears in canned food that's been damaged or exposed to the air somehow.

>>130090866
That's what I'm saying. I'm not sure what the symptoms are but botulism is caused by eating food that's improperly canned/been canned for a long time, I highly doubt that's what it is. The general consensus from US doctors seems to be that he had a heart attack and was not given proper treatment.

>>130090478
Ignore the other two fags, I laughed :D :D :D

>>130091259
>>130091376
Why couldn't it be from bad canned food? I bet they don't feed their prisoners filet mignon.

>>130088950
I didn't feel sorry for him until now. Poor kid is literally brain dead over something so stupid. I'd rather have just died.

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>>130088950

Probably got tired of his whining and fixed him. NEW Schiavo

>>130088950

>North Korea

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>>130088950
starcraft overdose