HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING, CODE RED BROS
WASHINGTON POST
In what was an unprecedented revelation with drastic global ramifications, today,Independent investigator Robert Mueller announced that his investigation of Donald Trump had produced "enormous, incontrovertible and disturbing evidence" that the failed former president committed treason by colluding with Russia to steal November's election from Democratic candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton.
At a press conference, Mueller teary eyed and exhausted said it's his recommendation that the Department of Justice indict Trump as a traitor - a crime that, if proven in court, is punishable to extreme lengths. He also recommended Trump to be detained at Gitmo (A prison he proposed to keep opened) throughout the duration of the trial
"Hillary Clinton's staggering 3 million-vote victory at the ballot box ensured that Trump's brazen attempt to contravene OUR American democracy and betray his fellow citizens were ultimately unsuccessful. But our independent investigation of Trump's ties to Putin has produced conclusive proof that Trump worked with an enemy of America, "
At one point, Mueller referred to Trump as "the greatest traitor since Benedict Arnold and the Rosenbergs." Chants of "Lock Him Up" and "f**k Barron" could be heard from the streets.
In an emergency press conference Paul Ryan apologized to Clinton for both violating her Constitutional rights and abusing the powers of his office and violating her rights in the course of investigating her emails in communications with Congress and subsequently sliced his abdomen open in what appeared to be a katana sword
"Ryan dishonred our institution and shamed his ancestors, he did all that could be done" said Chuck Schumer bowing subsequently
"He was already dead" said an Anonymous GOP congressman
There is no comment from the white house, but it is reported that furniture and two scoops of ice cream has been thrown
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wasn't funny the first 10 times either
>>130058695
Thank you fellow american.
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
>>130058695
Kill yourself faggot
>>130058695
When can we gas the kikes I wonder?
If it's true than it's time to bust out the shotgun and get the militia together
>washington compost
SAge
>>130058695
I laughed, have a bump.
>>130059059
you forgot to hide your flag you mama mia ass pasta sippin ass fetichini cookin ass greasy mario lookin ass nigga
>>130058695
tfw can't tell if larp with memes or real article
You're not a bro, pol is a trump supporting board. Saged.
>>130059843
It's real fucktard
>>130059843
>tfw can't tell if larp with memes or real article
too lazy to vet
my my my
what a hunt for orange trumpanzee
1/10
>>130058695
actually, this is solid bait.
well done, OP.
>>130059746
Careful, those pasta fuckers can posess you by throwing their hat at you.
No proof of Russian meddling= months of special investigations and saturation media coverage.
But Israel spies aggressively and overtly meddles in our elections. Strangely- they never comment on *that*
https://consortiumnews.com/2017/04/20/why-not-a-probe-of-israel-gate/
https://www.mondoweiss.net/2017/02/interferes-politics-scandal/
http://www.unz.com/pgiraldi/israels-international-conspiracy/
By the way:
https://www.wired.com/2012/04/shady-companies-nsa/
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/11/nsa-americans-personal-data-israel-documents
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-accuses-israel-of-alarming-even-terrifying-levels-of-spying-9341264.html
http://www.newsweek.com/israels-aggressive-spying-us-mostly-hushed-250278
Aint it funny how it isnt anti-Russian 'hate' to suggest Russia meddles on no evidence, but donchyaknow it is "anti-Semitic" to note Israel does?
Just think about that for a moment.
Then think of the impact of AIPAC, JINSA, ADL, CFR, BROOKINGS, WINEP etc etc plus the hundreds of jewish groups
- and of the fact jews gave 50% of the donations to dems (25% to Gop) despite being 2% of the population.
http://www.jpost.com/US-Elections/US-Jews-contribute-half-of-all-donations-to-the-Democratic-party-468774
https://redice.tv/news/50-of-donations-to-clinton-campaign-come-from-jews
>https://wired com/2012/04/shady-companies-nsa
https://archive.is/YYGPC
>https://theguardian com/world/2013/sep/11/nsa-americans-personal-data-israel-documents
https://archive.is/bNl2i
>http://independent co uk/news/world/americas/us-accuses-israel-of-alarming-even-terrifying-levels-of-spying-9341264.html
https://archive.is/qtMh2
>http://newsweek com/israels-aggressive-spying-us-mostly-hushed-250278
https://archive.is/5X7g8