PUTIN TO OFFER ASYLUM FOR JAMES COMEY

>>130046901
>unarchived shill https://archive.is/tXiu8

>>130046942
Too late, I clicked the bait
Thanks for trying thi

>>130046901
Not to state the obvious here, but -- how long do you think before Putin tortured Comey to extract all relevant weaknesses and issues of the States?

I mean -- you really think the NSA would let Comey out of the country for that reason? Haha... I needed a laugh.

hello youtube

*spoon clank*

muh NSFW

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Human_penises,_erect_length_225-250_mm#/media/File:Penis_Size.jpg

10.2

https://www.reddit.com/r/penis/comments/65zhsm/14_of_an_inch_missing/?st=j3ypvkwc&sh=9d8ee60e

thats about all

peace out.

>>130046901
So Comey's been working for Putin this whole time, same as Snowden, eh? Good to know.

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>tfw you realize putin is a grand wizard level master troll

>>130046942
Do you even have a life tumblrisms?

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>>130046901

God damnit Vlad, you are fucking hilarious.

>>130047491

His life is archiving for us.

I appreciate his work.

>>130047088
But see, the funny thing is why would he even need asylum if he didnu nuffin?

The offer alone means Putin already knows he's indeed guilty.

>>130046901
That's really very very funny

>>130047635
He's a notorious troll who breaks the law daily. The FBI is aware and actively building a case against him.

>>130046901

Putin is trolling on another level

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Can't wait to see the left's reaction to this.

>>130047964
Putin will now be the Dems 2020 candidate.

>>130046901
>Putin wants to give asylum to Comey
>Comey will BTFO Trump
>But Putin rigged the election for Trump
Mental gymnastics at its finest

>>130046901
>joked
kys

>>130048071
Russian hacks aren't the Russian government.

>>130047804

So you're saying, he's actually me?

>>130046901
Why would it be over for trump?

Why would Putin offer asylum to james comey if he had anything credible against Trump that would tarnish russian relationships both economic and political with the US?

You are aware why hes been given asylum right?

Clinton.
Comey knows something, and Putin found it out. Hes using Comey to dismantle Clinton.

>>130046901
EARLIER:
>CORRUPT PRESIDENT DIDN'T FIRE CORRUPT COMEY BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH WORKING FOR EVIL RUSSIA
RECENTLY:
>HERO COMEY WAS FIRED FOR INVESTIGATING THE CORRUPT PRESIDENT'S TIES TO EVIL RUSSIA
NOW:
>BASED RUSSIA COMES TO HERO COMEY'S AID AFTER HE PATRIOTICALLY COMMITTED FEDERAL OFFENSE(S)
really gets my noodles al dente

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>>130048219

They aren't even proven to be Russian.

False flag retards blew themselves out by forgetting about metadata.

>>130048219
Then how is it relevant what country they're from?

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Putin must know the Comey did some bad shit or Comey is a KGB kike rat. Either way if Comey does go on asylum he is shittier than Trump and Comey is the biggest fucking piece of shit on earth and a fucking hypocrite dyke son of a bitch. Your the Russian bot Comey you traitor spy fuck if you go to asylum you commit treason and should be killed. Backstabber.

>>130047804

We're talking about the Nord archivist.

>>130046901
>"LORD COMEY SAVE US FROM DE RUSSIANS DEY ERRWHERE"
>COMEY flees to Russia
>"Well ain't that some shit"

I think Vlad's trolling us at this point.

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>yfw the Russian narrative forever BTFO

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>>130049351

>at this point.

He has been for over a year now.

>>130048275
Either that or Putin just wants to increase instability. An American civil war would be a godsend to Russia

>>130046901
>The world was laughing at us.
No... now they are.

>>130049636
>An American civil war would be a godsend to Russia

why?

>>130046942
the hero /pol/ deserves
the media is the enemy
starve them

>>130049636
>>130049636
You already know what side they would choose.

It would be a godsend for us as well.

>>130049512
KGB spies make master level trolls

>>130048830
pasta potential 7/10

>>130046901
lol
oh wow

between Snowden, Comey and our own boys Vladimir Vladimirovich is going to have quite a team soon

>>130048552
>implying there even was a hack
>implying it had an effect (it didn't)

>>130048830
Unless Putin is offering him protection so he can spill the beans on Clinton and co.

>>130047752
>Putin already knows he's indeed guilty
bull-shit!

you just don't pass on talented people of that caliber

any manager worth his salt knows this

>>130046901
Yea but he isn't going to accept it obviously

>>130050585
He should or he will get suicided by Clinton.

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man, you just gotta love russian sense of humor.

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>>130046901
Comey Welcome in Russia Says Putin. In his annual Question and Answer session Russian president Vladimir Putin told reporters that he would offer former FBI director James Comey a safe haven if prosecuted for his leak.

http://www.trunews.com/article/comey-welcome-in-russia-says-putin

>> "[Comey] suddenly said he recorded a conversation with Trump, and then handed the tape over to the media, which is strange. What's the difference between him and Mr [Edward] Snowden then? He’s a human rights activist then, not an intelligence chief," Putin said. "At any rate, if this entails some kind of prosecutions against him [Comey], we are ready to grant him asylum in Russia. He should be aware of that," Putin added.

>The Russian president was commenting on the congressional testimony made by former Comey, who accused Russia of interfering with the US election. Putin also said he does not consider the U.S. to be an enemy. He reiterated his assentation that the anti-Russian sentiment in the US come from internal political strife in America.

>> "The Russophobia currently evolving in the United States – we can see it and we believe that this is the outcome of a spiraling domestic struggle for power."

>The president said Russia has “many friends” in the US, although “media hysteria” has taken its toll on bilateral relations. Overall, Moscow believes US-Russia relations will return to normal. Putin said Moscow is determined to re-engage with Washington on several pressing international issues, including nuclear non-proliferation, arms control, combatting poverty and climate change.

>>130050033
well duh

>>130050741
"suicide" with 5 headshots,kek

>>130048790
It's relevant because it is Israel.

>>130046901
Putin's shitposting makes me proud to be a slav.

>>130046901
>Comey was a Russian agent

DRUMPF STUMPED

>>130050809
Well it's not fair. All we get is "i wish i were stronger : ( "cia faggots like comey.

>>130049830
WTF? Have you just awoken from a 100-year coma? Here are some reasons articulated in this article:
http://www.salon.com/2017/06/07/the-art-of-the-trump-putin-deal_partner/

>>130046901

>COMEY IS A RUSSIAN AGENT

Wait, what?

>>130051067
Fixing my flag

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>>130051092
Let's flip this shitty narrative on them

>>130046901
Yfw it's to protect Comey from the left when he reveals the whole truth

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>>130051092
>>130051219
comey was working for the Russian, duh

>>130051005
>Well it's not fair.
>>130050809

>>130047752
>everything he does has to be for one reason and not something unrelated

>>130046901
Actually this would mean it's over for you Clinton shill. Because the only reason putin would give comey protection is if comey say had proof the dnc killed Seth rich.

Lmao clinton tards btfo

>>130046901
Why would Comey need asylum? Is he going to be arrested for something?

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>>130051361
I SAID IT'S NOT FAIR

>>130051219
You all have so little control of the narrative, cept in infowars larp land.

>>130047450

This.
At this point Putin is just having a joke at the left's and the media's expense.
And it is a pretty funny one.

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>>130049636
On the contrary, this helps Trump a lot. Why would Putin offer asylum to the man who supposedly will blow up the entire Russian scheme?

Trump will owe him a favor.

When this is all over, Putin will be offering Trump asylum. Unlike Comey, Trump is dumb enough to take it.

>>130047635
I second this.

I archive my own links now because I don't want to feel the shame of having him have to archive it for my lazy ass.

He's doing kek's work

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>>130046901
Trump BTFO'd by Putin

hahahahahahahahahahhaha

the
slide
is
fucking
real

>>130051566
(chuckles Sovietly)
y'all lasted just 26 years longer than us!

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So does this vindicate the firing and mess up the obstruction of justice narrative, or will dems think it's 5d chess by trump and putin.

>>130047491
He's a bot you mong