What does /pol/ think of pic related?

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>>130042520
>Russell 'micropenis' Brand

>>130042710
how do you know this, did you shag him?

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>>130043027
He tried to get an image of him naked in a fountain removed from the internet, which spread it further

>>130043508
BWAHAHAHAHHA FUCKING SAVED. what a plonker. if he didnt want it public shouldnt have been in public naked.

>>130042520
Fucking disgusting trash.

>>130043508

Should spread another picture around at full mast. Iktf.

>>130043508
This has to be shopped. Dicks are not that tiny I think

>>130042520
he's def redpilled

>>130042520
Brown-black eyed/black hair "Europeans" should be sterilized

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Absolutely fucking disgusting

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>>130044899
Why do you think pic related divorced him.

>>130043508
Explains his androgynous aura. If it weren't for his stubble, it'd be hard to tell

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>>130042520
Totally privileged dumb cunt who made every wrong turn in life and now expects people to respect his journey because he is le ex drug users and spreader of peace and love.

I fucking loath people like him

>>130043508
Anglos and their tiny dicks.

>>130043508
HAHAHAHAHA
Jesus, I would imagine being a tall dude with a micro phallus is even worse than being a manlet.

>>130042520
Anybody who pretends to be a rockstar without actually being one is automatically a faggot.

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>>130045196
holy smokes. those joybags.

>>130044962
how?!
>>130045354
mte
>>130045686
you know they fake rite?

>>130045354
>I fucking loath people like him
Absolutely. He's ridiculously privileged, yet spends his time being a horrid little communist.

Champagne socialist cunt.

Fucking retard that was once married to a fucking attention whore.

>>130045878
low t men ask if they are real or not

>>130046694
real men dont have to ask they can tell

sorry about your low t there sonny.

>>130046922
honestly, at this point, what difference does it make?

>>130042520
B E L L E N D
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or lack thereof

>>130045196
see
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>>130047158
Yes, that was my point slowmo

>>130043508
REMEMBER WHY HE DOES IT

I'm not convinced he is white.

>>130047028
your bought it up shrivel dick.

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>>130045878
Looks real to me.

>>130047663
then you dont know tits, boy.

>>130042520
pseudo-intellectual, champagne socialist cunt

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>>130042520
I think it was on the show question time? someone in the audience asked him why he would not run for a governmental office in the UK and he had no good answer

Total champagne socialist, i'm sure he's surrounded by yes men in hollywood

>>130042520
Bit of an arrogant fuckwit who think he's way smarter than he actually is

But I can at least respect the guy for not changing after he got rich. He's always talked about how people called him an entitled socialist before becoming a celebrity and now people call him a champagne socialist.

In all honesty most people are fuckwits and stupider than they are in their own mind so I can't really fault the guy, I'd probably be the same If I was rich except I'm not as attractive

>>130042520
Complete fucking idiot that talks absolute shite shame he didn't overdose when he was on smack

>>130047932
Would also add "full spectrum retard".

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>>130046922
I have a pretty good eye for augmented vs. natural, but when it comes down to it I am a titty empiricist. If I can see them and touch them, they are real to me.

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>>130043508
that does exactly look like my penis lol :)

>>130048273
touching your sisters tittys doesnt count jimbob.

>>130043508
You guys realise England gets cold right

>>130048738
>t. concave dick

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>>130047842
I'm a visual artist and have painted hundreds of real and fake titties, I have seen hundreds of titties irl and have twenty+ years looking at titties in porn. There is nothing in this photo that proves those titties are fake BOY. Point to one attribute of the photo that gives away that they are fake. I can tell the difference little boy. Normally you can tell if they are fake if you see scars or they move too stiff. She probably has fake tits YEAH YOU ARE CORRECT, but this photo doesn't show it.

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>>130045878
Not fake. Look at her high school pictures.

>>130048833
All im saying is that everyone in this thread is looking at dicks and acting like they'd be any bigger

Literal dick measuring is pretty gay my man

>>130048709
Don't have a sister so I had to settle for mom's, 4/10.

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>>130048858
you just went full retard anon
never go full retard

>>130042520
Can't fucking stand him. Hate his stupid face

>>130048952
congrats on being an idiot.
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>>130048965
sorry about your tiny dick, anon.

>>130042520
I thought he was still blacklisted? If that's over now, I'd rather have Jonathan Ross back because he was funny and knew about movies.

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>>130049119
I said there is no indiciation in THIS PARTICULAR PHOTO that her titties were fake and admitted that though they may be fake irl this photo does not have any give aways, then I challenged you to show me where, in THIS PHOTO there is any indication of her titties being fake.

Your response is to show me a different photo where her titties look fake. You are the retard. You are also a humorless souless fuck.

I hope you get nut cancer and die painfully.

>>130049929
its quite obvious they are fake

also
>being this triggered

you clearly are a tiny dicked beta. you'll probably have your testicles fall off after you fuck your pet dog.

>>130049929
also kys

>>130042520
it's a trap

>>130048392
That's a huge cock for a tiny insect
:)

>>130042520
Tedious 'left wing good, right wing bad' tribalist. See also: Owen Jones.

>>130053371
owen jones is no where near as annoying and at least she showers!

>>130044246
Talk about stating the obvious, you fucking moron.

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>>130043508
Delete this or consequences will never be the same.

>>130053994
oh shut up farage kek

>>130045355
(((Anglos)))

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>>130042520
A moron selling the revolution meme to put sheckels in his bank account while enjoying the Park life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSuHrTfcikU

>>130056640
kek i rememebr when he got his feathered ruffled when he was questioned about his mansion when attending a nhs march

>>130043508
Now we understand why the slut Kathy Perry didn't even remember she was married to this moron

>>130056859
apparently she wanted to commit suicide after they divorced

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>>130044962
lol wut

>>130042520
Stupid, unfunny, pretentious, smug, British cunt.

>>130042520
absolute fucking cunt

>>130043508
Hard to tell but looks like 2" of foreskin, are some jews not cut?

>>130044246
>>130044795
>>130044899
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>>130056859
t. Over compensating fucking virgins

You realise dicks get hard? You all sound like fucking gossiping women you low test fucking faggots

Dick size on a flop means nothing and I hate brand, but he's been awareded "shagger of the year" 4 times in a row over here.

He's probably fucked more than 2000 chicks meanwhile you fucking retards can't fuck 1, and this was the same even before he was famous btw

>>130058808
>t. tiny raging dicklet russel brand

>>130058989
nah mate, you're just a fucking virgin pretending he's got a big cock by saying "hurrr look at his unerect cock its so small" as if yours isn't, you fucking tool

go get laid faggot

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>>130058808
Ok bad ass

>>130057989
This desu.

"Don't vote their all the bloody same"

Votes labor.
Dickhead.

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>>130059839
Yeah, remember that fucking cunt

>>130045355
he's a Jew
Anglo's have big fat cocks, ask any Irish girl

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>>130058808
>but he's been awareded "shagger of the year" 4 times in a row over here
How the fuck would anyone other than Brand himself know something like this?

>>130058808
fucking whores and addicts sure is a accomplishment

>>130042520
I fucking HATE that cunt.
I hate everything about him.

>>130043508
Damn... No wonder Katty Perry likes bbc now. He's got a baby dick, isnt he fairly tall too?

>>130043508
he talked about this in one of his stand up's and made the excuse that it was small because he was on drugs and booze. After this pic he then went on to climb up on the roof of a media tuck and started to wank himself off to make it look bigger. fucking kek

>>130042520
saw him live. he was awful.

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>>130042710
U wot luv?

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>>130043508
do you get pill willy on smack? It all makes sense now, now I understand why that Katy bitch has gone full retard dyke.

he seems quite articulate and quick witted but at the same time full of shit

>>130058808
t.microbenis

>>130042520


He's a stupid piece of shit and needs to die a painful death.

>>130042520
I used to watch all of his videos until he took on Nigel on question time... Now I have no idea why I ever liked him, he comes off as a massive narcissist.

This Russle has been brand guy is a drug addict! DEGENERATE!

>>130059387
implying its not true faggot
>>130063178
look it up
>>130063442
nah, he's fucked some pretty hot women mate.
>>130066227
t. virgin

>>130042520
Looks like Shia Labeouf

>>130065303
That's some funny shit.

>>130042520

second best goth detective

>>130047028
Fake tits feel awful. You'd know this if you weren't a virgin.

>>130063178
Anyone over the age of 20 in England knows this, but fuck brand he's a spastic

>>130059108
thats some awful projection there you triggered faggot kek

>>130058808
also
>awarded shagger of the year

by fucking who?! the national sheep federation?

>>130067928
russel brand what are you doing on this board? shouldnt you be harassing farage at the pub?

>>130042520

Brainwashed political handler for the 1%.
Just like his ex Katy Perry.

Are you doing market research to find Labour/The Fabian Societies next influencer of children (that they conveniently lower the voting age for) ?

Fuck you!
Go live in France!
Self Determination Now!!!

>>130042520
Did Broken Matt Hardy lose weight?

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truly the patrician's penis
mine shrinks like that in water, cold weather, on some drugs, and just randomly all the time. it's nothing to be ashamed of

>>130072124
kek what is it with you mushroom dicked fucks?

>>130072683
so you jump in a cold lake, get out, and you're hangin down fat and full? hardly likely mate

pseudo intellectual ex (?) drug addict high on his sobriety

>>130073530
KEK DUDE im sorry about your concave dick but im just saying that aint normal. also even im not faggot enough to be jumping into cold lakes, wtf is wrong with you burgers.

>>130065930
based

druggy.
pseudo-intellectual

listen to this fucking cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGy0Doutky0

fucking tosser.

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>>130042520
delusional celebwhore. A man removed from shame and reduced to a blank page. Charismatic because he can plan his personality to what attracts. Globalist hippie with intellectual superiority complex. The worst kind of man, druggie aswell

>>130045196
Of course that's why. She's going to be hopping on that BBC soon, famicom.

>>130059108
why would anyone be so personally invested in the size of Russell's wang?

>>130048738
British Cops in short sleeve shirts = height of summer

>>130042520
Twat.

human dreck

>>130043508
What happened to his dick?

>>130071595
This

>>130058808
How small is your dick anon?