Yesterday, June 14, was flag Desecration Day.
Thank you for remembering to desecrate the Amerikkan flag. This year, more than ever, it is important to show your contempt for that pathetic piece of idolatry. And especially since Desecration Day is on June 14. How ironic - and appropriate.
Remeber kids, desecrate those flags - not just on Desecration Day, but every day!