Redpill me on mormons.

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>>130026192

>>130026192
Retarded theology, but still some of the nicest, most helpful and polite people you could meet.

>>130026192
Joshua Graham is fucking awesome. Ceisar fucked up when he dropped him from that rock while setting him on fire.

>>130026543
A good response.

>>130026715
A failure begets punishment nonetheless. If Caesar had cut Josh some slack, others might pick up on it and beg for forgiveness when doing something wrong. Others might also get jealous over Caesar's decision to Josh leading to dissent in the Legion.

>>130026192
We have a odd theology, but it makes good people who have a deep core of values. The biggest issue is the main church wants acceptance so badly they will dance with people who have no love of the church to gain acceptance.

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>>130026192
Its like Scientology + Jesus. Its actually stupider than scientology.

>Jesus decided to stop in New York on his way to heaven
>buried some gold tablets with new commandments and history and whatnot
>~2000 years later an angel chooses a con man from New York named Joseph Smith to be the lord's messenger
>leads him to the tablets
>tells him to tell the world, but can't show anyone the tablets
>people call bullshit because Smith is a known bullshitter
>the angel revisits Joseph, tells him he can show only 12 people the tablets
>the 12 people chosen are also cons
>they get a few followers
>everybody else tells them to gtfo
>they move around a few times because nobody wants these fucks in their communities
>eventually an angry mob kills Smith
>they move to Utah because its a fucking desert wasteland and nobody lives there
>build a fuck-huge church and wear special underwear

If you want to learn more I suggest the documentary film "Orgasmo"

>>130026192
Have a White prophet, and are survivalists, so aren't as kiked as other (((Christians))).

Joshua graham doesn't really push any Mormon specific ideas, just Christian ones. In fallout lore, it seems the new cannanite Mormons moved away from the weird Mormon theology and where mostly about the traditional bible.

As for Mormonism in general, it's retarded. It's an obvious scam cooked up by a known scam artist. The people in it are nice, but gullible. They could cut out the book of Mormon shit, and just follow the bible and keep there community and they would be just as nice.

>>130026192
>restorationist
>don't believe in the trinity
>highly against fornication and adultery
>highly against alcohol, tobacco, coffee, and tea
>some against caffeine, despite it isn't officially prohibited
>Complex view of judgement/afterlife. believe the family cycle reflects heaven, so that God was once a man, and of we follow the command to "be ye therefore prefect" you will be taught how to be a God for your own children, on your own earth. Then your children grow up and you teach them how to be Gods, repeat.
>Have lots of babies
>haven't done polygamy in over a century
>have to give 10% of income as tithing if you want to get into their temple
>massive support and networking: Mormons love to give Mormons jobs
>Reverence and look up to the Jews, has their own version of Zionism.
>Fights against gay marriage/abortion.
>FBI/CIA are full of them
>members are generally naive about minorities, so they don't understand what's wrong with non-whites. Black people Mormons know often grew up isolated, surrounded by whites, so they don't have black "culture." Mormons try to overcompensate for denying blacks the priesthood and their non-diverse groups by trying to include them.

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>using religions unironically

>>130026192
Very polite, but they're theology is dumb, and they publically shame people who transgress against their mores. I know a Mormon girl who was caught senior year of highschool having sex with her boyfriend of 5 years and she had to get up in front of the entire congregation and confess. She was transferred to a different, worse school.

Plus, Jesus and Satan being brothers who are also aliens is retarded for many obvious reasons.

>>130029595
>she had to get up in front of the entire congregation and confess
She didn't have to, and more likely than not, nobody wanted her to. Mormons who sin get this stupid idea that they are somehow less naive than others. They want to tell everyone that, and virtue signal their repentance. Every first Sunday of the month is open mic, and often people tell the stupidest things

>>130030252
I guess her parents forced her to, then It could have just been them.

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>>130028764
Leftypol meem's XXXDDD

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>tfw we'll never get a decent Fallout ever again

>>130026192
When you died, you get a planet to rule for each wife you have. And Jesus was an Indian (casino type) for some reason.

>>130030585
I know that feel. Fallout 4 was disappointing as a fallout game. Hope they won't cuck the next elder scrolls.

>>130030444
Nice trips. Yeah, I could see stupid parents doing that. If the bishop did that he'd probably lose his position and be forced to go to a disciplinary council to determine what should be done for his breach of the rules.

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>>130027666

>>130030582
>Shit Grammer

>>130026192
Mormons are very Ordnung people, but more polite and patient and approachable than Germans.

Like the best qualities of Americans and Germans and also a little Johnstown Kool-Aid to make it interesting.

>>130030585
New Vegas was trash you fucking retard.
Go back to /v/ and stay there.

>>130030723
To this day, I'm stunned mormons think Jesus was a prairie nigger. WTF!?

>>130026192
Reminder that House is the only correct choice for Vegas

>>130026192
Saged

>>130031417
Kill yourself Todd

>>130031417
>New Vegas was trash

I disagree.

>>130031484
Him, or Yes Man.

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>>130026715

>>130031417
Your opinion is wrong.

>>130026192
Mormons only had one purpose:

The Golden Spike

Mormonism was a railroad play of the 19th century, nothing more.

>>130034477
Brigham Young was one of the first people to buy Union Pacific railroad stock, to finance the railroad.

The mormons built their fortune on the back of railroad plays. The whole point of the religion was to go west and profit off an infrastructure play.

Brigham Young was a pawn, just like everyone else of the global elite.

>>130035339
For those interested, read:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cr%C3%A9dit_Mobilier_of_America_scandal

Can an actual mormon please explain his religion to me here?

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>>130026192

ENDLESS CELESTIAL SEX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3BqLZ8UoZk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE

>>130026192
they are sea jews

Met some American Mormon missionaries in the most sandnigger heavy part of Denmark (Why there I don't know).

I still have the bible they game. Cool dudes.

>>130036345

Practicing LDS/Mormon here.

The ones in Utah and Idaho are weird and overbearing and are usually a bit insane, but are genearlly pretty nice. Outside the Mormon bubble (Utah, Colorado, Idaho, Nevada and certain parts of Hawaii), aside from the Utoids who came out from the bubble, we're basically everywhere, and you'll never know for sure which ones we are.

The tithing we pay that people like to shill against goes to supporting the church. Why? Well, I don't know about you, but if you've ever have a load of people who want to run their own church, the cost of operations are pretty darn hefy and the money's gotta come from somewhere. It's a group effort. The church *is* its members. The clergy and ministers are called from the congregations, and are unpaid volunteers from local authorities all the way up to the First Presidency. The overwhelming majority of the leaders have professional careers in other fields, and the ones who do not are retired. The only people in the church who get paid a living wage are contractors who do professional jobs within the church.

The LDS church started off as a rag-tag group of alleged heretics and is now an international organization. We're no strangers to persecution, we've had our fair share of state-sponsored tyranny. But we will never retaliate against someone for deriding us. Ridicule us as much as you want, twist our fundamentally Christian beliefs as much as you please. We're pretty damn used to it.

Just be aware that we're pretty much everywhere, and that we've pooled our resources. We're in the world's militaries, governments, banks, we're in your towns and communities, your hospitals and schools. You walk past us in the street and on the road and you will rarely know it, and that's fine. We like it that way. But the first thing that we'll do upon meeting you is be nice to you. Now, that's not something to worry about. Mormons are a people that you should never fear. But we're a darn resourceful bunch.

they are the (((globalist's))) favorite pet retard. (((mitt))) loves mexicans. the smart (((mormons))) will leave that cult soon for rome.

>>130026192
>mormons

lol

they did the same thing to the protestants that the protestants did to the catholics

>>130039309
Because the protestants couldn't agree on anything, so we bootstrapped our own church, the shills from the rest got triggered because we didn't "count" (probably because we don't use crosses) and whined to the government, and the government said "go kill the heretics" and so we ran to Utah. And now Salt Lake City is a thing.

I swear, I think if we'd just used a cross, no-one would have batted an eye. But the cross isn't what we're all about, yo.

funniest shit i've done in a while was drink a coors light and sat down and read the mormon bible. fucking lellellllll. ye nephiii. yee. ye golden plate. ye wife's pussy lellll ye gimme your sister's pussy yeee LEL.
>only inbred fucking sun dried retards would listen to this (((mitt))) cult. h.o.l.y. fuck yall are dumb.

>>130039610
exactly. you aren't christian at all. you don't believe in jesus christ the way we do. you are basically islam roaming the utah desert. fucking not based at all, levi. (no, you can't fuck my sister so stop knocking on my door.)

>>130026715
He was a terrible general.

>>130039114
fucking jew? or mormon hasbarat? either way it reads the same. you people are fucking sick. you are dumb active willing pawns of your (((globalist))) masters. you are so dumb. such a slave. get the fuck off pol or die with your jews in the next holocaust.

>>130039812
>don't believe in Jesus Christ the way we do.

Care to explain, burden-of-proof-on-claimer man?

>not christian

Have you even read the *title* of the church?

>>130039114
what about the ones in colorado city? just know that you (((nsa))) mormon pawns in utah could collect all the worlds data a million times over, and you would still never have true american white catholic/christian intelligence. you are all fucking retards. go tell your elders that. lord knows your (((nsa))) retards in an underground sand bunker in sandy, utah are reading this. evan is a retard. mitt is a retard. you are all retards.

>>130040419
>evan is a retard
>mitt is a retard

granted. They're ostensibly politicians.

>you are all retards

Not quite.

>>130031464
yep. he was teaching ESL classes to fucking beaners in 1356 AD south america according to joseph smith and the mormon bible. just ask, they will verify this.

>>130030723
and also, for every young mormon boy you chased out of town so you could bang his sisters...you get an apple pie.

>>130027686
1. (((mormons))) aren't christian
2. (((mormons))) model themselves as less tier jews
3. joseph smith was a british jew sand negro

>>130027666
yup 666 speaks.
>LEL HEY BEANZ DO YOU HAVE MUH GOLDEN PLATES
>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MITT
>WE LOVE BEANZ
>BRING ME ALL YOUR GOLDEN PLATE
>MITT THANKS YOU
>OH LEMME HAVE UR WIFE'S PUSSY LEL

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>>130026192
It feels like 90% of this board is diaspora from /v/ lately.

Founded by Freemasons, literally a Mystery Religion with Judaism lite for the goiym.

>>130026543
until you are crossing the usa to head out west and live the american dream. and then you run into a bunch of mormons that declared war on the united states of america. mormons are anti-american (((globalist))) cult shits.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_massacre

They're an insult to Christ. Same with these Jehovah's fags.

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>>130026192
I live in Salt Lake City, and yes, Mormons are undeniably a bit odd, but the presence of their culture is good for several reasons, despite having many internal cultural issues

>Good Family Values
Mormons have very strong family values, get married early and thus have many children. They instill values of education, which leads to upstanding members of society who tend to produce.

>High Birth Rates
Mormons tend to keep their areas Mormon due to higher birth rates, and thus prevent far worse cultures from moving in. Salt Lake City may have it's share of Hispanics, and Indians, but it has next to no nigger type blacks since they dislike Mormons and can't out breed them as in other cities. This leads to Salt Lake City being generally clean and fairly safe minus the homeless. Also, since Mormons prefer Nordic looks, most women are blonde and blue eyed, excellent aesthetic eye-candy.

>Excellent architects
Salt Lake City is very appealing to the eye, the public library is wonderfully built, and City Creek Mall is also a great, nice place to walk around. The roads were originally built so that a team of oxen could turn around without having to back up and this has lead to wide streets that are fantastic to drive in.

For these reasons, I don't mind living around the Mormons, however, as soon as you leave SLC, and head to more Mormon areas, as in the rest of Utah, you can't help but feel a bizarre creepy Stepford/Pleasantville type feeling as you look around at what Mormon culture truly is: a cult. Think of the smiling family from insidious, and that's kind of what it feels like

Young people nowadays are far less Mormon because of the internet age, but you still get strange people from time to time.

>>130027666
Nice try Satan. You won't damage my faith.

>>130040099
>double-double

The real question is, ARE MORMONS JEWS?

>>130026192
satanic masonic offshoot cult controlled by a private corporation

>>130040251
last (((mormon))) thread the young missionary or elder acknowledged they weren't christian. so not sure why you think you are. do you get what i'm saying? if you have to think about it...ya...you ain't one of us no matter how much you parasitically attach yourself to us. even protestants look down on (((mormons))). that says it all. also, the burden of proof is on you to prove you are a christian. but, you can't- because you're a fucking (((mormon))).

They think they're the new jews because Egyptian hieroglyphs said so. Missouri was their new Israel.
They're huge blasphemers with the idea that everyone gets their own kingdom of God.

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>>130026192
The southpark episode is 100% correct.
Batshit crazy religion, but some of the nicest and most humble "shirt off their back" type of people I've ever met. I was raised a devout Catholic, but I think Mormons are mostly alright.

>>130041540
this. truly an insult to utter His name.

>>130042153
what part was inaccurate?

>>130042153
nigga you are satan's little retarded inbred pet- and you ain't even jewish! nigga it don't gotta be that way for you and your sick cult...free your mind.

>>130042729
All of it.

>>130026192
The religion is as absurd as Scientology, and as hostile to people who leave it. But ... They are nice to others. And a good people to raid when end of the world comes, they stockpile food for some reason, if it comes down to it.

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>>130043902
We also stockpile weapons and ammo. Bring it nerd.

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>>130043902
>And a good people to raid when end of the world comes
how to get shot: the psot

Mormonism isn't any more absurd than regular Christianity. Actually it makes more sense. God in mormonism has a more sane moral compass

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>>130042477
>watches south park

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>>130044279
Agreed. Mormons are the last people a sane person would raid. We literally built a city in the desert alone, and band together for everything. Good luck faithless fags.

>>130043767
ok give us your version of the history of the church

>>130027666
you forgot about brigham young, the same man that ordered the massacre of mountain meadows and belived that God was Adam

>>130044598
Give me your address, I'll send you the missionaries.

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>>130044449
Not in many seasons, but I used to watch it years ago. Matt and Trey spent too much time in California and too much time away from Colorado, the show is shit now. That episode I'm talking about was several seasons ago.

>>130044834
>i can't answer that simple question
see, like i said just like scientologists

>>130044974
You can say and believe all you want. I'm not going to argue the semantics of my religion on a Tibetan basket weaving forum. If you were legitimately searching for the truth you would allow the men ordained of God to teach it, into your home and heart.

The weight of this decision will rest on your head, and your head alone in the last days. Salvation is a work of faith, faith is exercised in leaps. Take it or perish.

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Utah and Idaho are the ONLY states with a birth replacement rate for huhwhites.
But posting epic memes is really important too I guess.

>>130042477
>The southpark episode is 100% correct.
The scribe Martin Harris did see the plates. His sworn testimony to that is in the very beginning of the Book of Mormon.

>>130045224
I'm not asking you why I should believe your religion or anything about semantics. I asked you for your version of a synopsis of the HISTORY of the sect. If you ask a catholic or muslim they would be able to answer this, no problem, especially if they are proselytizing like you are attempting to do here.

what is the history of Mormonism, in your words and recollection?

Mormonism is the definition of blasphemy. It's a fraud that destroys the teachings of Jesus rather than spreads truth. Might as well be a satanist.

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>>130045577
I'm not pretending I study Mormon theology buddy.

>>130039114
don't worry most of these LDS idiots are in MO specifically Jackson County because they think that's the garden of eden.

>mfw my grandparents bought a half million dollar property out there in the 90's to be closer to their spiritual bullshit

>>130026543
This, I dont agree with there religon. But the majority of the, are very nice respectable people.

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>>130045224
>>130045922

welp its been about 20 minutes and you haven't responded so my history of the church, found here >>130027666 will remain the only one in this thread. People will read it and believe it because you can't counter it. Did you try to write one up, but realized that it was pretty much the same as what I wrote? I'll just assume that's what happened. Nice underwear faggot.

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>>130026192

>Mor-mon
A wild Pokemon found in the Great Southern Jungles. Abilities include Proselytize, and Blinding Smile.

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>>130026192

people are duped into thinking they're stupid

truth is that utah and the mormons is one of the most prosperous places in the US right now, and they're one of the last remannts of a cohesive vibrant culture

>>130029595
Dafuq. Who ever said god Jesus and Satan are aliens? Mormons don't say that shit

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>>130031417
>when you couldnt beat the powder gangers in goodsprings

>>130026192
A litteral satanic cult whose missionaries are woefully unprepared on basic facts of history and logic.
Their "holy book" has the same translation errors as the KJV of the bible (steel instead of bronze etc)
They believe there were giraffes and horses in America in 500 BC.
They have magic underwear and pratiche poligamy.
So basicaly They're your BFFs, turk!

>>130051664
They don't say them untill You're in deep enought, because else nobody would join them.
Sounds familiar?