Putin, le master troll, offers political asylum to Comey

Such a benevolent leader! Putin should team up and take over the world!

>>130026148
Getting the ex-head of the FBI...
I bet he'd get blackmailed / interrogated / tortured for every little bit of info, and suddenly be an hero.

This is just politics. Putin seeks elevation, but comey is not retarded. It's million times better to be in any us prison, than get interrogated by whatever shady shit putin can throw at him.

>>130027383
But his family would be safe from the DNC and Trump. Just like Snowden, Comey will take the offer

>>130027383
Pumped for information? Noooo... Uncle Poody would NEVAH do that!!! #keepcomeysafefromorangehitlertwoscoopsracist

>>130027497
Why would he?
If he does not sellout totally his country by confidental infos, he will get tortured for it, and killed after.

If he stays in US, maybe he gets persecuted. Maybe gets a sentance. May, maybe if, is better than 100% be killed.

Even if he is in prison that is still better than your dead body rotting in a whatever hellhole basement in siberia. If comey accepts this deal, than i'm 100% sure that he is actually guilty of treason already, and for other high level shit (political assasination, corrupcy, having damaging info on clintons, or some shit)

>>130028205
I'm pretty sure Putin is trolling here, but Comey would be a bigger moron than I thought he was (or a bigger traitor) if he actually took Putin up on that.

>>130028205
Depends on the Clintons. They get rid of people just for assuming they might sing. In any way, Comey is fucked, he tried to play it, but lost big time. If I were him, I would try to get my family as far away from where the Clintons and Soros have influence, and this is currently Putins Russia or communist China.

>>130028205
You do realize Snowden is living a comfy ass life in Russia right?

>>130028205
Also I very much doubt Comey knows anything Putin doesnt already know

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>>130027383
>He thinks Comey is going to any prison

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>>130029200
Psst, the Russia narrative is not death yet. Need to milk this click cow a bit longer

>>130029027
>Depends on the Clintons

I think you're... I mean, I... uh... shit. I got nuthin. I had not taken the undeniable Clinton death count into consideration. Maybe Putin isn't trolling. I suppose being shit upon by EVERYBODY in this country, and having had anything remotely to do with costing Hillary her crown, puts Comey in a prime position to be coerced into bailing.

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>>130026148
based putin is playing with murica like a cat plays with a mouse.

>>130027497
tottemo doubt
comey knows that the deepstate national cabal would know that he accepted and his family would be dead before you can say cyka blyat and comey would be dead before you can say yom tov tovarisch