Bamboozled!

>Be Britain, 1900s
>Fuck that great war, shits ruining the economy
>WTF!? the Germans just invaded Poland
>Shit better declare war on them, France will help us.
>A few moments later...
>Wait, France? What are you doing! why did you surrender immediately? :O
>Lose a fuck ton of resources in another world war, empire ruined and we're no longer a super power.
>France gets away with a slap on the wrist

>Be Britain, still 1900s
>Hmmm, everyone wants to make this thing called the "EU"
>Decide we should join, now that we've been fucked.
>Sign all the documents, wew lad euro bros :D
>Wait, France? Spain? What are you doing here! Why are you in the EU!?
>Get fucked over by the EU for years.

>Be Britain, 2000s
>Ok fuck this EU bullshit, we does a leave
>"The UK must pay x to the EU before it can leave"
>"The UK is not allowed to make trade deals until it leaves!"
>"English is losing importance in the EU"
>"Scotland wants independence"
>Lads, why you do this? well ok lets start negotiating.
>Wait, France? Spain? What are you doing here!
>Get fucked over again, now we third world with only half a Toblerone.

Kek, its all true, fuck france

>>130015375
100% all of Britain's problems can be traced to France.

>>130014065
Fucking kek

>>130015835
The truth is out there friend. Omelette Du Fromage

the eternal frog

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>be American student learning about our "war for independence"
>teacher is explaining how the French helped us after losing large amounts of land to the British Empire in the Seven Years War
>gets to the scene where Washington crossed the Delaware river to attack drunk German mercenaries Christmas night
>make comment to teacher that it sounds a lot like a modern terror attack we'd see today
>teacher tells me off saying that this was a noble cause and it justified Washington's methods
>mfw teacher tells a student that as long as it's noble terror attacks are ok

>>130016602
>two armies fighting each other
>terrorism
wot?

>Who was this Napoleon, why was he so short? (ayy lmao?)

>>130016602
>attacking mercenaries during war
>terrorism
Pick one, commie faggot

This is just the tip of the ice burg. Have you ever noticed that in developing parts of Canada, they speak this foul, weird gibberish. It's actually French.

>Canada used to be part of Britain, not anymore
>Mass immigration tactics used by the french to build up a mainly french population.
>Cucked to shit
>Replace the flag with a FUCKING LEAF
>FUCKING LEAF
>LEAF
>LE
>FRANCE!

Omelette Du Fromage.

>>130017664
>be canada
>get colonized by france
>get taken by british
>why do ppl speak french here?

>>130017664
Thank you for enlightening me brother.

We know France! We know.

Omelette Du Fromage

>>130017844
I know, it doesn't make sense.
>Why are the french out in the middle of North America randomly? That's not even France?

>>130014065
It was all just a ploy by pirates to create a land for the free where they can fuck and kill children, behind closed doors.

>>130015593
For fucking hundreds of years too! Haha wtf

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The Anglo cries out in pain as he strikes you

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>>130018237
>tfw discovering that Germany is an elaborate Franco ruse

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>A French / British invention
>Could travel at high speed to New York from Europe in just a few hours
>Their shitty engineering skills cause the bombs in the engine to go off a bit early.
>What were they planning?
>25th, July, 2000

>>130018937
It's all making sense,
Frogs Wuz 911

>"B-b-but, you don't know what you're on about."
>He posts on: "Le Reddit"
Never forget in France they'd murder and eat Pepe.

So how do we solve this issue?

>>130014065
The War of Independence was fought to get out from under the heel of London Kikes who thought they could enforce the British pound on the colonies with no repercussion. You faggots got upset the colonies started printing their own currencies and went to war

>>130022868
Allo! Your Anglais is good (for a change), no need to hide your flag.

>>130016602
>chasing retreating American army
>get word that they were going to attack
>ignore warnings thinking the Americans could never accomplish such an attack
>not drunk like the legend of the story says
>get btfo


You sure seem like one of those fags that likes to think everything America has ever done is bad.

>>130024192
Did it even happen?

>>130024591
steel boats can't cross frozen streams

>>130025792
You can just walk over it

>>130025929
Too slippery, you wouldn't want to fall over and look like an idiot

The rosbeef know, shut it down

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Most Americans were proud to be British up until the late 1760s. There were statues of king George all over the place. But the Brits didn't see Americans as British citizens, only colonists subject to the crown. Which pissed a lot of people off. No taxation without representation etc

>>130026260
Most Americans were proud to be British. There were statues of king George all over the place. But the French told the Americans that the Brits didn't see Americans as British citizens, only colonists subject to the crown. Which pissed a small minority of french false flaggers off. non-issues etc

Fixed.

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>>130026530
>tfw Rhodes set aside 32 spots for the Rhodes scholarship to convince Anglo-Americans to return to the Anglo Commonwealth

Really appreciate the sentiment
>mfw they made the scholarship available to Negroes and have expanded it to Chinks and other sub-Anglo races