So, how much of an insecure beta do you have to be to INSIST on standing up when you're peeing?
>I may not be tall, muscular, attractive, successful, or rich - but at least I'm standing up LIKE A MAN grabbing my dick when I'm peeing
>waah, it's the only way I can affirm my frail manhood! don't take this away from me
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The reason is that it takes less time to pee than to take down your pants and sit down. It's like you have to take off a shoe every time you want to scratch your nose, and then take it back on again. Nobody does that. And who cares anyway? What does it matter to you if people stand or sit down? Sage