Why is Florida so different to the rest of USA?

the weather drives people bananas

Its America's ballsack

>always humid and warm
>wrinkly cause of all the old people retiring there

>>130000652
The weathe, climate, and wild life. There's tons of dangerous fauna here whether it's native or invasive. Snakes, alligators, sharks, mosquitos, pavement apes, palmetto bugs, and snowbirds all pose a threat to the native Floridian.

>>130001116
So it's like your Australia? Neat

>>130001116
>Snow birds pose threat
They keep that state afloat

>>130000652
People have manners and are nicer there. Well, at least the southwest area seems to be that way

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>>130001142
>So it's like your Australia?
I live here and thats funny

>>130000652
Because it is the the only state where the more north you travel, the more southern it gets.

>>130001116
The ground can also open up at any time, swallow your entire house while you sleep, take you on a 100 mile hell ride through an underground cave river system, and then spit you out somewhere in the Atlantic.

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>>130000652
You can blame Spain, I don't care anymore

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>>130000652
You've messed with the natural order
FLORIDA MASTER RACE THREAD

>>130000652
i fucking hate all the old bastards here i'm trying to ride my bike enjoy the fresh air and these fags are walking 2 miles an hour on the side walk

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>>130000652
because of publix subs

they are delicious

>>130000652

It's a jungle

Bath salts and meth.

>>130000652
Rightful spanish clay

>>130000652
I know that a lot of old people move there for tax reasons. I don't know why people shoot rocket launchers at cars there.

>>130000652
My people overwinter there. Especially the old ones.

>>130000652
Because of its strange geography
>Northern Dixie
>Southern Caribbean
>Swamp-ass backwoods in between
>Surrounded by plentiful beaches for retired snowbirds

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FUN FACT: Florida has an amphitheater called the 1-800-ASK-GARY Amphitheater. Besides that, we just have a lot of payday loan centers, strip clubs, and fast food. The rest is bath salts and baby-eating gators.

>>130000652
Because it's America's wang

>>130007125
the young people wind up pretty shit since the state is more geared to support the older generation. I'm thinking of leaving since I can't find shit for work unless I went into insurance or realty but not sure where to go.

>>130002880
If the state needed money to stay afloat it could just recreationalize marijuana. We'd be buried in money if it happened and snowbirds could fuck off.

>>130006751
Where do you live? Florida has a lot of bike trails next to abandoned railroad tracks. West Orange Trail, Fred Marquis Pinellas Trail, etc.

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>>130000652

we kangz out here

>>130000652
I live in florida, born and rised.

You put a bunch of angry liars from up north and midwest who normally failed where they're from, tons of rednecks who are lazy drunk idiots and add a couple of years you will have florida.

orlando is pretty nice, libtards aside and they're all pussies here

i feel like people here are generally happy

>>130006742
Pubsubs are the S H I T
>chicken tender subs

>>130007576
Orlando is a shitty city, besides the parks there is nothing worth seeing

>>130007211
>cant find shit for work
>doesnt want to launch shit into space
Fag

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>>130000652
Anytown, USA with palm trees.

>>130007884
well i got my degree in chemical engineering and unless you want to do polymer plating which is a shit line of work I wouldn't go to NASA.

>>130007929
I live in Miami and desu you could firebomb 90% of the city and nothing of value is lost. I'm Cuban but I fucking despise Hispanics because they don't take care of neighborhoods and always drop off old furniture on the sidewalk as if though they lived in Nicaragua.

Honestly fuck Hispanics, the only nice Hispanics I've ever met were Cubans age 40+. All the others really don't fit in

They got gators

>>130007929
I love keylime pie.

>>130008192
Florida is comfy AF, but Miami is a shithole, I'll agree with you on that one.

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>>130007929
>mosquitos

Fuck rain season

>>130008299
Yeah I wish I lived in Tampa or Naples or something, I don't like Miami at all.
>traffic is shit
>Hispanics and nigs
>shitty Internet
>shitty cops

At least Doral is better but it's dominated by (((Venezuelans)))

>>130008192
Lmao I'm Cuban m8 the Central American Indians are the problem here, they are the problem all over the US if you think about it, we've got no Hispanic problem we've got an Indian/mestizo problem period but before that we got a kike problem, so like priorities.

>>130008495
Yeah western FL is amazing. Orlando is ok, but it's soon turning into Miami 0.5, and then it will turn into another shitty Miami.

>>130007787
Nothing worth seeing in town cuts down on traffic, making it a better city, fag.

>>130001116
>pavement apes
I wasn't prepared.
What the fuck is wrong with Haitians?
Are they all clinically retarded?
I've met a bunch of black folks in affluent regions in Cali and Texas and they seemed alright, but Florida blacks are a different story.
They work as taxi drivers and don't know how to drive.
They work as cashiers at publix and fail at simple math.
They hang out on the balconies of their shit-tier apartments and give you the stare of death.

>>130009316
Haitians are very much still an island people.

>slow and lazy
>extremely friendly

Ask a Haitian what they think of blacks, it's hilarious.

>>130009064
Except all of the jobs are in the parks and downtown dipshit, so there will always be traffic from suburbs to downtown and Universal Boulevard in the morning and vice verse in the afternoon.

And the traffic I was talking about was in Miami. Eat shit faggot you don't even live here.

>>130009510
>extremely friendly

confirmed knowing fuck all about haitians

haitians are the most evil demonic apes on the planet more violent than any other type of black

>>130000652
Because all the freaks come here. During the winter we are over run by homeless assholes and shit posting leafs. The summer is hot af and then we get the tourists that think since they are on vacation laws and rules don't apply.

>>130006845
They are the best subs around.

>>130000652
Something in the water. Kids got brain cancer at disney land on the water rides. They had to start filtering the water.

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>>130001142
Basically, except Floridians can handle pic related.

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>>130012320
Aussies have more balls than brains.

>>130010229
There is a huge variation between Haitians in Florida.

I've been places where they are demonic chimps, and some places where they are overly nice and friendly.

It's the weirdest thing.

>>130002880
>snowbirds keep the state afloat

lmfao, Florida is a state that's so rich that nobody pays income tax. Get fucked m8

Not much difference between the gulf coasts of florida, Louisiana, texas except the people in Louisiana are French

Because white people aren't built for hot climates. The heat does something to their brains, fucks them up. Look at Australia and South Africa too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyNncvIrz8

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Florida is the US's Oz—except we killed off all of our emus.