HIV in Africa

Must be weird for a virgin to think of sex outside of prostitutes.

I take it you have had little personal contact with niggers in their natural environment?

>>130000273
>Do these chimps rape a different person a day or something
its a little more complicated than that
but yes basically thats the case

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>>130000273
you have no idea just how savage and stupid niggers are on their own without white influence
it might seem incredible but american blacks are already half way to civilisation
of course this means they are still savages since the gap is so great
in africa all sex is rape, they dont even know of the concept of consent
niggers will fuck everything, they will engage in sodomy (increases the chance of transmission)
they will stuff the vagina of their female victim with sand and herbs to dry it (also raises chance of transmission since it leads to bleeding)
various forms of genital mutilation also make transmission more likely
not to forget child rape which is very commomn

>>130001548
>they will stuff the vagina of their female victim with sand and herbs to dry it
>Dry it

Ficking why?

Reagan was a genius.

>>130001865
I'd guess to make it hurt more.

>>130000273
1/?

I have a long story to tell about this

I did 8 years over the last 20 serving first with the US military then as a security consultant for various NGOs in Africa. When I was a contractor, my fees doubled for any part of that continent or Haiti. Even the most privileged, western-educated black Africans were absolute savages and scum in their native environments. I profited from this, though not by intent.

While working for an NGO well-known for its work with national wildlife preserves, a mandate came down from the New York-based HQ and a few of its very rich benefactors that local security specialists should be preferred. Anyone who knows anything about Africa understands that you will either be hiring/renting the local conscripts or some area warlord's buck-wild drug addicts. But, you know, "So tolerant, so progressive. So woke." Actually, the local director told me that a donor was getting a receipt for 150% the amount of their actual donation. To cover that, they dismissed three other guys and kept me because of my language skills. I was to train the little shits in supporting the NGO's researchers.

I warned them that this was a very bad idea, and that local hiring is fine for researchers, technicians and low-level support, but a very stupid idea for armed security. After pointing out my lack of "local engagement and social integration with the host culture" (i.e my racism and distrust of the local niggerdry), they laughed off my concerns. It was less than a week before this particular business decision backfired on them with a rather horrific vengeance.

>>130003697
I'm listening

>>130003697
Please continue anon.

>>130000273
>Do these chimps rape a different person a day or something
basically yes.

go on

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>>130003697
go on

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>>130001865
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2862413/The-horrific-practice-putting-women-increased-risk-HIV-African-Indonesian-women-dry-vaginas-sand-bleach-make-sex-pleasurable-men.html

>>130000273
Raping a virgin is a widespread folk cure for HIV in Africa.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_cleansing_myth

In Malawi, parents pay a man called a "hyena" to have sex with their children for three days, to cleanse them after menstruation.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36843769

So basically, parents pay for the children to be fucked by a man who almost certainly has HIV.

This is combined with a preference for dry sex which increases virginal tearing and raises transmission rates.

http://sti.bmj.com/content/sextrans/75/6/445.full.pdf

Oh, and they really hate condoms.

>>130005274
Thats some fucked up stuff. I guess this is a consequence of extremely low IQ

>>130003697
2/?

Within the first week of the hiring process, there was an incident. While on the way to the central town in the preferred cluster of villages they were going to hire from, we were called back to the research center at the park, we were called back by radio. All morning, we had heard over the shitty AM radio station about tensions in the villages between various clans, families and the two major tribes.

That tension was over who would 'be the negotiating representative of the community' to some unnamed international group whose presence was being heralded as a new economic age and whose wealth would lift the entire region out of poverty. In the fucking news reports, no goddamn less, they detailed ritual animal slaughters, bloodletting, the arrests of several 'penis-thieving sorcerers perpetrating a blackmailing scheme' (fucking ransoming 'stolen' penises, I shit thee not) from outside the area and the selling of a much sought-after virgin daughter at a below-market value to secure partnership for a smaller tribe. However, 1 hour out of the cluster of villages, they started to broadcast about civil unrest and violence, including three deaths and dozens of injuries. We had already turned around because the ranger who was driving us had been contacted over the wireless and was told the interviews were off.

Some men burned an entire village in the dark of night, including its surrounding bramble wall, because some witch doctor told them anyone who interfered with his negotiation would be cursed and he was the boss. It was only when we reached the park that we were fully apprised. They chimped the fuck out over 9 LOCALLY-waged positions as armed security guards for our NGO employer. The next day, the violence crescendoed in a mass rape and the murder of a leader who had promised his tribe that he would get all of them jobs. Meaning our future, shittily-paid, temporary and most definitely not lucrative (for them) positions. It was just the beginning.

>>130005584


TIA

>>130005584
moar

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so much std's

>>130005584
3/?
As a side note, I would like to relay to you that the NGOs working in Africa are not the centers of tolerance, wokeness and progressiveness some people think charity workers are. The longer any person is in the field, be it a security operator, a researcher, an assistant or program specialist, the more racist they become. When the consultants and donors come visit, it's all about the multi-culti PC lingo and the better future for all. Once the checks are deposited and Walter and Wilhemina McMillenial Tycoonislavski go the fuck back to New Frisco Yorkattle, the illusion falls away.

I also need to make clear that there was a logical reason not to hire the locals to run security for the preserve and for the research teams. These very fuckers were the ones who, if not directly poaching, were selling services as guides and trackers to poachers for a cut of their ivory profits. Essentially, as I explained and as most of the long-term project workers, ecologists and researchers agreed, this would simply be handing them the actual power to keep security low or to enforce their illegal poaching and access monopolies. In a sad, sad way, we were inspiring a local conflict over a small initiative that was presented one way in the official press, but the gibsmedat gibbons of googlestan had fully envisioned the implications of for the enhancement of their local scam.

Just as I thought they might back off on this dumbassery, they doubled down. In fact, the HQ in NYC decided that we needed to hold a press conference and radio interview to 'clear the air'. At the radio station. Live. In the heart of googletown itself. Furthermore, we were to provide 'security with a kind, human face'. Unarmed. We agreed to do that and when the conference call ended, immediately decided we would be armed, would station half of us out of view, and would bring some non-lethals for crowd control. Because we are not fucking stupid.

This was the correct decision.

>>130007052
Dont be a scurvy riddled spooked landlubber now eh? Bet'er walk t' plank and speak boy

>>130007369
youre baiting, but youre still a cuck.

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>>130007052
KEEP GOING

>>130007736
i reckon a big kek level ending is coming here, like about tree fiddy

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>>130007733
Being a pirate is hard matey, ive got scurrvy 6 times and shot 12. You better respect your first mate, im on top not you you filtgy landlubber

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>>130007052
more

>>130007052

This story is hitting close to home.

>>130007052
>inb4 warlord

>>130007052
4/?
The area we were operating in was absolutely riddled with AIDS. Not just "HIV positive" people and their shiny billboards and sloganeering t-shirts and assorted propaganda. No. AIDS in Africa is the old 1980s traditional kind: sore-covered, obviously dying, folk treatment-pursuing niggerflu zombies who shamble around until one day they just stop moving. Virgins are so valuable that a person in the dying stages of AIDS will trade his entire fortune for one. There is, however, so much HIV infection that there have been girls born with HIV who are later sold as cures for AIDS. In other words, the niggerdry has achieved fully incepted AIDS infection. When you realize that the very few buildings of any sturdy design are aging leftovers and the few built by foreign charities and the ever-present Chinese development corporations, it is hard not to see this as a kind of technical achievem,ent for them.

The interview at the radio station never happened. A few minutes into the preceding press conference, it was announced that interviews would start the following week. Just getting in the building had been a gigantic pain in the ass. The radio station was ringed about 50 niggers deep on all sides, and sprinkled throughout this throng of dancing, chanting and essentially celebrating chimps were some of the most hilarious simulacra of Western garb one could paste together from plants and discarded junk. I saw a glued-together Dixie-cup tie, a sport coat crudely shaped from the skin of what appeared to have been a nanny goat (still sporting the actual teats where the left waist pocket would be) and many examples of various hats, from a derby to even a stovepipe, woven from sticks and grasses. Some people wore modified clothes with various misspellings of 'police' 'ranger' and 'secret agent' (my favorite being three guys with Addidas jackets that said "FBI Secrete Against") .

The place became a riot immediately after they said hiring would begin that day.

>>130008736
Keep going. I need moar to fuel my day.

>>130008736
there are probably like 8 people refreshing this threadevery few minutes to check for updates but who aren't posting btw

>>130008736
I be readin'

>>130008736
Kek m8. Got moar Stories?

>>130009483
can confirm. I am one of them, but not anymore.

>>130009483

Reporting in.

>>130000273
Why haven't they all died off????

>>130009483
The man speaks the truth.
>>130008736
Please, go on!

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>>130000273
God damn it the Jews were right.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

More drama! I demand more!

>>130000273
They are polyamorous.

From the ages of about 10 years old they are having unprotected sex with multiple people. This continues throughout their lives.

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>>130009483
Ye

>>130009483
Nice post. It's like illuminating ghosts.

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>>130008736
>"FBI Secrete Against"

>>130009483
I'm still here waiting for more stories

>>130008736
I am not a weak man, and I am fairly fearless and have been since my youth. But I would be cheating you of a full accounting of this colorful chapter in my foibles if I did not admit I nearly shat myself when the surge of enraged villagers hit the line of unarmed, shittily paid and not very happy to be there (instead of shaking people down for some corrupt side money) constables. The door I was at on the ground floor was mostly solid, with a large wire-reinforced glass window that nearly immediately started to turn into a cracked, opaque web of various impact and splatter points as their feral rage unleashed itself in stones and hurled signs, uprooted landscaping and, yes, feces.

My lead got the team assembled downstairs as the crowd started trying to break into the building, the first floor of which I was grateful for, it essentially being a solid concrete wall with two metal doors, now both being pounded on but having been reinforced with various heavy metal desks. There had to be a solution and fast. The staffers in the booth and the program director went through the options while the local radio guy sweated and cycled through a rather shitty mp3 player and broadcast an assortment of horrid local bush jazz and US pop whores. I suggested we announce that we were unable to conduct interviews because our hiring director (non-existent) was waiting at city hall to hire for the position of executive director of local projects (also fictional), but nobody had shown up yet.

They sent it out, kindling the greed I expected. This thinned the crowd immediately down to two smallish groups of men who, after some shouting, began fighting. The constables? Long gone, probably hurrying down to apply for the newly announced non-job that was 10 minutes away by (very rare) car, and about 20-25 on foot. Getting out of the building was easy. Wisely parked with drivers at the UN-built fire station, they now rolled up. But one of the Secrete Against guys noticed us leaving.

>>130002120
kek

>>130000273
1. They think sex with a virgin will cure them of hiv.
2. Condoms insult them.
3. Rape is prevalent.
4. Because of the female genital mutilation, females are more prone to getting infected.
5. They think going wet is unclean, so they go when the woman is dry, which causes greater risk to ripping the surface of the vagina and delivering the virus directly to the blood.
6. Fertility is high, so these newborns are hov positive and acounted to the statistics.

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>>130010600
Did you slaughter a load of niggers or not cut to the chase im diamonds here

>>130000273
You must understand a few things Anon.
Malnutrition lowers the immune system, allowing infections to spread easier.
The more infections you have the more likely AIDS will be able to infect the body.
The more infections you have the more likely you will have open sores, making it easier to enter the body.
Gang rape is quite common, cheating is quite common.
A mixture of all this increases that 1%.

We knew the backlash would be horrific if the local constabulatory ever decided that there were no incoming nonjobs so we pretended to load empty milk crates in the the back of the famous jam jam van that we hauled supplies in. Mr, paper tape jammies and company followed us out and proceeded to interrogate us in pidgin.

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>>130010600
>But one of the Secrete Against guys noticed us leaving.

This is better than any movie, I'm on the edge of my seat.

>>130010600
My friend Gunther was as large, clumsy and lumberingly deliberate as his name implies, with none of the charm and all of the menacing, dull-facedness of a Steinbeck character (who he fucking practiced emulating) and a huge internal drive for violence. It is in that context that I evaluated his slamming of the door on our Land Rover loud enough to draw the attention of the people we nearly got away from cleanly. Our two vehicles were surrounded in seconds, being rocked back and forth. Then one of them jumped on the roof and smashed out the sunroof.

The driver was frozen. He was not part of our team, but he was a courageous guy in most situations. But this cluster of villages always terrified him, as he was from the capital and had a decent education and parents. as the roof-smashing ape reached down, I saw Gunther smile and raise his pistol, which the program director immediately screamed at him about. The roof ape promptly hit her in the head with a stick. This vehicle, however, was usually used in the bush to return injured and treated animals to their home territories. Knowing Gunther, who was now really pissed, might start shooting, I had instinctively fumbled for the prod we used to get larger animals to get out of their travel trailers when they stayed for too long. I jammed it into the face of the guy on the roof just as he literally tried to pulled her out through the top by her hair.

The prongs punched through his cheeks and into his teeth, and I popped the trigger as I pushed him up and over, off the roof. Everything was in adrenaline time, and I saw his cheek light from the inside in slow pops and crackles as thousands of volts helped relay my disapproval of his ambitious, if savage, chimpery. The driver seemed to finally throw off his paralysis, and as my head cracked hard on something and I went black, I could hear the thuds of bodies and the roar of the engine as we got underway, chasing a cloud of dust ahead I knew was our other vehicle.

>>130000273

Because they are superstitious. They think rape is a cure for AIDS no shit this is a true belief there. They think Ebola isn't real and all kinds of shit.

>>130012184
Gripping read


I'm sure I'm getting dinosaured

Keep it up

>>130005520
>this is getting out of hand
what did she mean by this

>>130012887
I prefer the nog pretending to take a photo with a phone with no camera

>>130012184
pls don't dinosaur me anon.

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>>130012184
You write like you wish you could do it for a living.

>>130000273

Its an evolutionary thing.
Hint hint IQ

>>130012184
I was out for a few minutes. I immediately lit into Gunther for slamming the door and drawing attention to us as the veterinarian stitched the back of my head. I had apparently smacked it when the driver hit the gas and been cut open. Gunther was laughing and basically trolling the fuck out of me and in any case was not listening. We were about 15 minutes down the road when the driver noticed lights behind us. Cars are rare. If a village chief has one of any sort, it is as if they are the Bill Gates of Niggerdom. Now, there were three behind us. One of them was flashing orange, which is, even in Africa, not public safety but usually for repair or municipal support services. We ignored them and i told the driver to speed up.

The lead truck, a later-model Toyota, got alongside us honking, its inhabitants yelling and one wide-eyed one in the bed, hilariously, making siren sounds over and over again. When one of them started pouring what appeared to be petrol into a jar, Gunther reached over and shoved the steering wheel hard to the left. The Toyota left the road and one of them was catapulted in the air and out the back as it bounced over the built-up edge the locals used, apparently to keep floodwaters out, but effectively turning it into a stream if even a modicum of rain fell. I watched and our pursuers stopped, fading in the distance.

We would soon find out just how corrupt the area was, and Gunther would get his blood.

>>130013240
>>129999999
>>130000000

>>130010600
Sounds like the secrete against guys were fit for the job desu senpai

>>130013550
moar im following on refresh

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>>130013595
Many thanks for bringing that to my attention friendo. Have this pic, I will even let you save it.

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>>130013550
This is great anon. Bless you

>>130013550
HURRY I WANNA READ MORE ABOUT BASED BLACK MEN, HURRY PEDE HURRY

>>130005274
>a dry vagine is somehow pleasurable to fuck

3rd worlders are literal retards

>>130013550
For roughly a week, operations at our camp were relatively normal, but the local rangers and the anti-poaching team were noticing more and more people wandering into the preserve from the aforementioned villages. The NY HQ was livid and found some way to blame everyone for their fuckup but themselves. Donors were threatening to withdraw.

Had we actually hit the truck, we were told, Gunther and I would both be sitting in a prison awaiting a slow death. Me, for using the prod on the guy who attacked the Land Rover and Gunther for making the driver swerve. The man who had been catapulted out of the Toyota was bedridden, demanding payment and shamming hard. Local politicians were claiming that our organization was a 'menace' and an imperialist, racist program that was oppressing local hunters and placed animals above people.

All of that, of course, was absolutely true and contributed to my decision to take the position two years before. I was, in essence, indulging in a colonial action and coordinating its security against the local savages. Gunther and I would discuss this with the other two contractors over beers and many keks. Our very radio call-signs were built on it. Gunther was "Boer 1", I was "Rhodes", our French guy was "Ferry" and our leaf was "Cook". The stress began to slide off my back when the locals decided to blame each other for the idea being shelved and several town and village meetings turned into battles and then yet another series of bush wars.

I never thought I would see the "FBI Secrete Against" fake-Addidas jacket gang again. But while returning a dehorned rhino (always a very shitty and dangerous task), they appeared, this time about 6 of them, far from their village. They conversed with the driver and the local ranger while I listened in. It was this moment of focused attention that Gunther's sense of humor overwhelmed his common sense. "Oops" was all he said as the ramp/gate slammed down.

>>130015768
No they are illiterate retards

>>130013550
Capping this.

>>130000273

How are 10% of people getting an AIDs infusion and walking out fine?

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>>130015795
Oh that Gunther, always up to no good.

>>130015795
Dis gon be good

>>130015795
dont stahp

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>>130015795
>Gunther vs six FBI Secrete Againsts

>>130015795
When you're done, I'll put em all together for easy access

https://youtu.be/69xB7t2QWBs fd

>>130015937

Immune system is still strong enough to deal with the virus, I suppose.
Not a medical expert but the "100% deadly" deseases only exist in the movies. A surprising number of people survived the supposedly deadly Ebola virus. And that in the literal shithole of the world, Libera, Sierra Leone, Guinea where people are known to fucking lick their - highly infectious - dead at funerals.

>>130016872
Where did you get that flag?

>>130017156
>Not a medical expert but the "100% deadly" deseases only exist in the movies

Tell that to rabies

>>130017380
Constantinople

>>130000273
some of it is mother-infant infection

>>130015795
I did not turn around quickly. The hairs on the back of my neck and my arms raised immediately. This fucking rhino had been a massive fucking menace at the care center. The enclosure it was barely contained in for the healing period was almost breached 4 times. It hit one panel with enough force to send the man who had just dumped food into its enclosure flying into the main building's wall, buckling the fairly thick steel and nearly uprooting it. The dent was practically rhino-shaped.

I froze. I heard the slow, metal-stressing steps of the still-drugged rhino we called "Assholasaurus Rex" turn into the distinctive crunch of dirt under his feet. The ranger and our driver followed the terrified gazes of the "Secrete Against" almost as slowly as I was turning my head. Gunther, clambered back into the Land Rover and was now observing, standing through the open sunroof and smiling, a very large rifle in his hands. As I jumped in the vehicle too, I hear the rhino huff and it emerged from behind the vehicle, took two steps and gazed at the group of men just a scant few yards from me. Its ears flickered, then it looked away. Both the ranger and the driver calmly walked over to the vehicle and quietly shut the doors. We decided to wait until the rhino left.

Gunther aimed at the Secrete Against guys, who'd started to follow our two peers. They froze when he leveled it in their direction and one of them started yelling, gesturing with a pistol in his hands, angry and loud. The first thing I noticed was that it was a starter pistol. It had a yellow safety handle and what appeared to be a poorly painted-over yellow cap-cover. I told Gunther this and he said, "But there are six of them anyways." The second thing was that five of them were no longer paying any attention to Gunther as the starter pistol idiot berated him in broken English mixed in with what sounded like Chinese and a few of the local dialect's insults.

The rhino glared at the babbling man.

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>>130017953
I have to know man, what country is all this happening in? I'm only on section 5 now so apologies if it is already mentioned, but I have to leave for work now but can't wait to read the rest of the story later tonight.

>>130017953
keep going senpai, I want to finish this wild ride and go to sleep

>>130018235
I don't think he has mentioned that yet.

>>130017953
I'm reading.

>>130017953
>Assholasaurus Rex

Oh God why? Tell my sides I loved them.

This is the fucking best thing I've read here in ages. Secrete against is a new meme.

They do LARP as bonobo apes during war.

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>>130005584
>penis thieving sorcerers

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>>130018235
sounds like uganda or northern kenya

>>130019046
>when your BBC is too desirable

>>130017953
>hey anon, what did you do all morning?
>enjoying story time on an Dark Web Lesotho Arms Market Bazaar

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>>130017953

>Assholasaurus Rex

I am on the edge of my seat here

>>130017953
>chapter ?/?
He quieted down as he noticed we were all looking at the rhino and his buddies started to slowly back away from him. The rhino stepped forward and grunted again, its ears flicking quickly and then, as Mr. Starter Pistol started shit-talking it (I shit you not) from no more than 20 feet away. His companions fled to a tree while he abused the rhino further verbally. His eyes were red and his nose was dripping snot. He was definitely high.

Then he aimed the pistol at the rhino and fired it. Whatever stupor had kept Assholasaurus Rex from simply running off, charging some random object (as rhinos do) or going after the annoying sound-making thing in front of it now lost its grip. Had Assholasaurus Rex still had his horns, the man would have been gored from the ass up. Had he not been still drugged, the first impact would have shattered every bone in his torso. But both of these things worked in his favor. Surreally, as he was launched up and a bit sideways in what had to have been less than a second of a charge, the ranger's attempt to turn on the wireless set had instead turned on the radio, and R. Kelly's "I believe I can fly" played as we watched transfixed and Gunther's booming laughter rang out.

Mr. Starter Pistol stood, wobbling a bit after being tossed at least 6 feet into the air and landing hard, and Assholasaurus Rex started circling back around. He charged again. This time he went for the tree whose strange new fruit apparently had annoyed him with its unfamiliarity. I think I felt the impact. The tree lurched and now leaned over to one side. As the rhino turned to Gunther's roaring laughter, one of the Secretes Against guys fell and landed hard. It turned toward him. I pulled Gunther down into the cab.

It was gloriously Guntherian. Assholasaurus Rex approached the fallen, still man and sniffed at him. He was definitely out. Starter Pistol man, ballsy as hell, aimed and fired the pistol, stumbling. "Oops" Gunther said. Indeed.

>>130018235
That is not going to be disclosed, sorry. Please enjoy the story against the backdrop of whatever African shithole you can envision. Thanks for commenting, though.

>>130000273
God hates niggers and punishes them by making them ugly, smelly, and ridden with disease

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>>130019894
>R. Kelly's "I believe I can fly" played

>>130019894
There is nothing more satisfying than having a friend that always says and does what everyone is secretly wishing to be said and happen.

>>130000273
In Swaziland (and I'm sure other countries as well) they practice polygamy; King Mswati III himself has 15 wives and 30+ kids; his father, Sobhuza II, had like 70 wives and 210 kids. Also, close to 40% of tested pregnant women had HIV, and they have an average of 3.3 children each.

Another fun piece of trivia I discovered while fact-checking myself is that the entire nation of Swaziland (population of around one million) has only one psychiatrist, who sees every single psychiatric patient in the country.

>>130020000

>>130019894
i need moar anon

>>130019894
Once again, Mr. Rex locked onto Starter Pistol and this time took him down and dragged him, then flicked his neck up. The starter pistol flew off in one direction as the guy spun in the air like a pizza and came down, bouncing off Rex's back and and onto the ground, the back of his head and his shoulders hitting first. He rolled in the wake, heels over his head and went still. Assholasaurus Rex charged off, running hard for the horizon. The ranger jumped out and ran over to the man while I calmly watched the shrinking profile of the goddamnedest, most based, most hilarious fucking conflict resolution ever fade in the distance and started winching up the trailer's gate/ramp.

The men kept their distance and got Starter Pistol on his feet. He was, incredibly, still alive, and though holding his arm, I saw only a small trickle of blood from his mouth. He was cursing at Gunther again, this time the ranger relayed, blaming him for the rhino's attack (fair enough). I got back in the cab as something very large burst through the bushes and began flicking its ears. "Welcome back, Mr. Rex!" Gunther said.

To this day, I would swear that the rhino acknowledged him before it again locked onto the Secretes Against gang, who now desperately climbed the tree while the badly injured one hid behind it. Whatever diabolical union of assholes Gunther joined, it appeared Assholasaurus Rex was an onboard card-carrying member. As we drove off and the ranger called in the incident, Gunther smiled and wiped down the rifle.

Less than a week later, one of the rangers on the far side of the park was executed with a rifle shot to the head by an 'unknown' group of poachers. He was also mutilated, his penis and eyes removed and his face disfigured. There was one detail that leaked which told me everything "FBI" was carved into his back.

>>130019894
Haven't had a good laugh in a while.
10/10

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>>130022185
The FBI Secretes Against gang is the greatest thing I've read in a long time

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>>130020002
Checking this on my break from work, the reason I asked you is that this story fits no single African country that I know of. I'm calling bullshit, though it is an exciting story.

>>130019894
>as he was launched up and a bit sideways in what had to have been less than a second of a charge, the ranger's attempt to turn on the wireless set had instead turned on the radio, and R. Kelly's "I believe I can fly" played as we watched
then everybody got on the floor and walked the dinosaur

If you want a real story of how shitty Africa is, check this thread out:
http://forum.expeditionportal.com/threads/50799-Democratic-Republic-of-Congo-Lubumbashi-to-Kinshasa
This story reminded me of link related.

>>130022185
This is fucking brilliant

>>130022715
can't you appreciate a good story anon?

>>130022715
>If you want a real story of how shitty Africa is

Also recommend Dancing in the Glory of Monsters.

>>130000273
Curious to know what the birthdate is of kids being born hiv positive.

>>130012887
It's a pun.

>>130005274
Jesus Christ, how little does your dick have to be to only only get pleasure from fucking a dry pussy?

>>130007959
Have a lot of similar to that in the ghettos here. Babies born and raped to death immediately after to cure the aids. Mothers give zero fucks and dump the babies in the trash/behind shacks.

The rest of the world has no idea how hard it fucked us.

>>130022186
This story has been dying to be shared for years.
>>130022185
(?/∞)
The rules about our operations were very clear. We are not to attempt to directly interdict the poachers and only act in self-defense or in defense of animals from our project. Rangers and their special anti-poacher unit were in charge of that. But we collaborated on it because of the size of their territory and the huge amount of take that was going on. Even cutting horns off did not help all that much. Some Asian medical trend had decided rhino genitalia were good for the chi, and the price of a testicle was higher than five years salary for a member of their parliament.

We started receiving threats ourselves, mostly by phone. But when they started coming over our wireless channels, calling us out by callsign, we decided to tighten up security and act. We met with the rangers and they disclosed that the radio (taken off their colleague's body) was a Garmin with a solar charger. They knew what area the men were in, and they were killing every animal they found. All we had to do was get them to taunt us, and we could pinpoint their location within 30 or so yards.

We drove into the area with the routine patrol, and we waited. Nothing. This meant they knew we had come. Gunther, being the sort of man who gives a relatively low number of fucks at any given point in time, well... Gunthered it. He said the same thing and went through every one of our operating frequencies "Heyyyy... you stinking, dickless gorillas! You worthless pussies! Come in Rhinobait, this is Boer, over. You dumb motherfuckers."

The ranger could not stop himself from chuckling as he listened, then he went quiet and nodded. "We kill you, white man. I eat your fuck head you and wear your (something gibberishy) balls. My brother still hospital at capitol, now we kill all." Two hours later, we were looking down into a valley where several men, two with rifles and a couple with machetes sat around a fire.

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>>130000273
Does no one realize the amount of mosquitoes they have?

Very entertaining read, anon

>>130024387
based gunther

>>130000273
They all have group sex. My dad was talking the other day how some guy from America went over their to do volunteer work. He was stupid enough to fall in love with a negress and when he came back to the states he had every known STD.

Niggers view of sex is absolutely disgusting. They are all into gangbanging. The girls will just get into the car with random nogs to be part of these gangbangs. They have no sense of repercussions about this.

>>130000273
NGO's, Governments and others inflate the AIDS number.

More AIDS = More Money

... Local villager shows up to clinic with a broken arm... Oh guess what he also has AIDS.

... Girl has flu like symptoms goes to doctor in Africa... She has AIDS too...

... This is astounding! With these AIDS cases Western governments will need send more money and resources to tackle this epidemic. Now, of course if millions of dollars are allocated to pay those implementing these programs then that is the cost of trying to help these poor people.

>>130000273
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygamy?wprov=sfla1
Polygamy is legal in Africa but illegal everywhere else except for choice Muslim countries

>>130022715
I have intentionally added and removed details to confound efforts to identify the organization, location and the period of time.
>>130024387
We eventually spotted two more men around the periphery of their camp, and we stayed out of site while four more rangers, specifically from their poacher interdiction project, caught up with us. The rangers had a heated discussion about how to proceed. The anti-poachers wanted to wait until morning and catch them in the act, or find their stashed takes. The rangers wanted to wait until most were asleep then, well, not exactly arrest them.

They did not have to decide in the end. A round cracked by my ear and I hit the dirt, as did everyone else. I heard a grunt and the dull thud of a bone-crunching impact as Gunther smashed a poacher's head into the tree. One emerged and fired the very same started pistol from the previous incident repeatedly, slowly walking up the hill. I saw his legs wobble as two shots rang out from one of the anti-poacher's FN FALs.

It was the most pathetic charge ever. After that first round, I do not think one bullet came close to us. One of the poachers sheared the scalp and skullcap off of the one who spotted us an opened fire. The other one with a rifle (unloaded and the magazine was by the fire afterwards) dropped into a low spot and hid until he later surrendered. We took them down as they attempted an uphill charge against superior numbers and weapons. Curiously, Gunther and his elephant gun were silent. I was still a very lopsided and short confrontation.

I shot one in the guts. This is an easy target, debilitatingly painful and potentially can be survived. The rangers, except the anti-poachers, were terrible shots. Once three of the poachers were down, two fled in the darkness and one surrendered, the smell of shit and fear all over him. We found the other as I described in the morning. Three of them had Secretes Against scrawled on their clothes.

The shitstorm came fast.

>>130027305
anon this is the most enjoyable story this year so far, thank you, capping this masterpiece

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>>130027305

>>130000273
It's easier for niggers to get HIV because they aren't human

>>130027305

moar

>>130027305
Gunther, first of all, was severely fucked. His stomach had been cut open from his left hip to right lower rib. I wondered if his liver had been cut. He was already passed out, but the rangers loaded him up and started for the compound (Local doctors? Pfft, better off with a veterinarian). I was being grilled by the captain of the anti-poacher group about my 'racist colleague'. I told him that the easiest way to draw them out was to taunt them over the radio.

Two of them died. The one shot in the head and the one who slashed Gunther's gut open. Gunther smashed his head against the tree so hard he fractured the guy's skull, and the swelling killed him. The anti-poacher captain was aggressively trying to blame me, Cook and Gunther for the debacle, and our normal accompanying ranger hustled us off while he was distracted by a huge stash of horn, parts and traps. We headed straight for the compound before they noticed we had left.

Gunther was medically evacuated two days later, which is fortuitous because he was almost charged with murder. I was fired by the end of the week for 'willfully and grossly violating protocol'. However, as my contract stipulated in a quite ironclad way, the minimum balance for the three-year contract was to be paid immediately. They did that. I filed a formal notice in NY of my intention to pursue an unlawful termination case (self defense), and wrangled an equal amount to the unpaid full potential value of the contract as a settlement. Gunther recovered in Cairo, received a severance and collected a huge amount on his casualty insurance by convincing the doctor to place him on a transplant list, triggering one of the clauses (loss of liver) for maximum value. He was quietly removed from the list a few years later, his liver was not even damaged and he paid the doctor a respectable sum.

I don't like Africa, and I will not work there again. AIDS? It's their fucking universal blood type by now.

>>130030212
Bravo

>>130030212
If you were hoping for a dinosaur, I am happy to disappoint you.

The End.

>>130030919
Write a book

>>130000273
Yep
Big scale rape and no sex education.

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>>130030212
I stayed awake to finish reading. Absolutely worth it.

>>130009963
So being circumcised increases your chances of contracting HIV or another STD?
Makes sense since STD rates in the States are through the roof compared to Europe.

>>130030919
That was great, thankyou for sharing.

I love tales from the dark continent.

>>130031061
I have seen enough books written by mercs, security consultants and soldier.

>>130000273
common fact that they rape babies and toddlers all the time to "cure aids".

you see threads in 4chan with why are all white people pedos.
If those that asked that question knew the real truth. They wouldn't post that crap.

Blacks in the caribbean, it's a pandemic for jamaicans and caribbean men raping girls. Statistics show in cayman. That 2 in 10 girls have had sex before the age of 11.
once they get to 11 the rate goes up far more than that.

its' to a point that we now put police in the schools, because the parents dont' want to report these rapes because it breaks up the family home. And without a male figure paying the bills, usually the family is left homeless.

So mothers tell their daughters to shut up, and put up with the abuse from brothers, uncles and fathers.

>>130001548
one time a jamaican on the stand who was on the stand for raping a philipino maid, in cayman.

When he asked why he raped the maid, she said "i didnt' rape her, i just took it".

Let that fucking sink in.

With that jamaican logic. I didn't rob the banks money. I just took it.

*smacks forehead.

And the dude was dead on serious. he didn't rape her, he just took it.

>>>130000000

>>130030827
>>130031338
You are most welcome. I am glad to have put it out there. From what I have heard, there is now open warfare between poachers and counter-poacher rangers, the rangers use and rubber-stamp official culls as tourism income scams and the recovered ivory they gather is usually sold (but they tell everyone it was destroyed or donated to museums, etc.)

It was the worst contract I ever had as far as location goes, and the AIDS cases were everywhere. Even weirder was that the children who had AIDS and were symptomatic were usually the ones the locals wasted their scarce resources on the most.

The only times in which Gunther or I were comfortable, relaxed and chill were when we would spend a month during the peak of the summer rainy season in Budapest. Holy shit, did I enjoy that city? Yes, indeed I most certainly fucking did.

>>130016894
Please share anon. Thanks.

>>130030919
Great job. Very entertaining!

>>130016894
Hey, thanks! Post them here or in /bant and I'll chime in. I didn't mean to hijack the AIDS thread.

>>130030212
>AIDS? It's their fucking universal blood type by now.

My. Fucking. Sides.

>>130016894
Please, will save

>>130032979
>3 hours ago
I don't think he's coming back.
Maybe you should put them together.

>>130007052
Bruh.....
>be me, marine, afghan
>school was built by big amerivision worldcorps type fuckin charity at cost of $500,000 in remote as fuck helmand area
>diplomats from like, new zealand wanna see it
>laughingsluts.jpeg
>but they got a good point..... we havent been out there in a long time
>do some sneaky night time type stuff to spy on the big expensive monument to education and multi cultural understanding blah blah bullshit
>really nice all concrete 3 story building
>its surrounded by razor wire, only military aged males come and go
>its got sentries posted too
>afghans are lazy as FUCK, they NEVER post sentries, obviously that building is being used for some important shit
>obviously being belligerent young men of enterprise and posessing considerable firepower we decide we oughtta go see whats in it
>week later
>assault building
>I shoot the front gate with a javelin missile cuz I mean... we got missiles so why not
>fire mine clearing line charge to now open front gate
>spray building with bulets just cuz
>like 30 guys book it out the back door
>orbiting cobra gunship chain guns the fuck outta em
>like 10 make it to the village and escape
>go inside
>heroin EVERYWHERE, fuckin drug lord's bachelor pad
>two guys chained up in the basement cuz they didnt deliver on their opium harvests
>theyd been heavily beaten
>and raped
>let them drive off in the drug lords mercades cuz we feel bad
>drug lord died when my missile impacted the front gate, so thats kinda cool
>pile heroin, guns, explosives, motorcycles, and shitty pakistani money in the main room
>blow it and the building up
>forgot about motorbike gas tanks, rubble is on fire
>go back to leatherneck
>new zealand diplomats "whaddya find out there m8s?"
>"drug lords mansion. Blew it up"
>they get really, REALLY mad
>hurrr, dat costed 500 gorillion dollurs in charity proceeds!

Yeah. And it was being used as a drug lords chill pad complete with a pair of sex gimps chained to the wall in the basement.

>>130036085
How retarded are you?
It was clearly their own operation.

My take is that aids symptoms are more of a codename for general malnutrition and they use the hiv scare to get more gibs from western countries.

>>130036952
>know you run a drug trade out of building
>invite sheep fuckers
>tell marines to secure building
>hope they don't notice the goat fuckers before the sheep fuckers show up
>marines notice the goat fuckers

But who's the real retard here

>>130036085
Nice one, Marine
>Fallujah, 2003
>Be me, have two interpreters in a Humvee, waiting outside a zone for an all-clear
>Interpreters keep opening the windows
>No AC, hot as hell.
>"Fuck you, anon. We are hot in here."
>Hear splatter
>Look back, in one temple, out, into the other interpreter's head.
>Drive like fuck
>Next day's safety brief features Top's selfies with the corpses when we got back to base
>Keep everything dogged down or die
>Other interpreters complain about the disrespect
>Another guy taking interpreters some place. >They open their windows to protest the brief
>Another one gets shot
>Never heard of another complaint about AC

>>130036952
>drug operation nobody knows about
>we ought to send a buncha heavily armed trigger happy americans to check it out!

Yeah. Cuz THAT makes sense. No. It was one of those schools charity orgs are always schmoozing for cash to build. Local drug lord saw it and wet "wow! Its nicer than my house!" And moved in.

Charity organizations get hella money and PR for building that shit but not really any for MAINTAINING them, so they just leave em behind and nature takes its course. Some director gets paid 6 figures a year to organize it, nobody has to pay taxes on it. "The non-profit" gets 5 million in donations and spends $500,000 on one school and the rest is funneled into assorted salaries, "administrative fees" and "fact finding missions."

Theres preciseley dick spent on staffing or maintenance, basically they build hot new realestate for whatever flavor of local strong-man who decides to occupy it.

Seen it all over afghan. If it aint a drug lord its a taliban judge, or some tribal warlord, or some crazy imam. Ditto for wells and water treatment bullshit. Taliban take it and use it as a way to leverage power over the locals until it breaks then they cut it up for scrap metal.

>>130030919
Great story my friend, truly enjoyable to read. I urge you to continue writing elsewhere.

>>130032008
>let that sink in
>*smacks forehead
cringe

>>130038257
Kek, got a good one fer ya
>find IED
>set up cordon
>ANA sgt mjr is pissed cuz he wants to go back inside the wire
>"IS NO BOMB! WE DRIVE!"
>fuck you guy
>he breaks the cordon despite our loud protests, begins angrily stomping towards the suspected IED
>stops just short, turns and yells in pashto "BAMOONA NICHTA" (Theres no bomb!"
>turns back to it
>jumps on it with both feet to prove his point
>guess it WAS a bomb
>post det assessment says it was a 250 pound Ammoniumnitrate-aluminum powder mix designed to take out an MRAP
>even at our cordon blast was intense, end up on my ass next to the ANA sgt mjr's left foot, part of what I think was his back
>itsrainingmen.mp4

>>130038425
This is why, in my opinion, we should just stop sending aid altogether.

Perhaps make an exception for books that teach basic construction, farming, irrigation, etc.

>>130030212
Did you spend all day writing that

>>130039166
ANA are literally wily coyote

>>130039329
I am sitting in an obs post with wifi access and everything is dead, half the colleagues are on holiday. Have to pass the hours somehow.

>>130039609
Last one, I promise
>be in iraq last summer
>navy seal team needs henchmen to guard their lair built out of old saddam bunker, my squad is requested
>shit that went on in that bunker would read like a script for an episode of venture brothers
>sergent now, so dont gotta stand post
>visit posts anyways cuz nothin else to do
>truck pulls up, two iraqis who insist they are allowed in
>compound on alert, complete with 60's era klaxons and red flashing lights
>drag guys out of truck at gunpoint
>bomb dog freaks the fuck out over the truck
>dammnit. Car bomb
>carefully lift tarp
>yup..... thats brain smell
>half a dozen severed heads in the back, turns out the dog just wanted a snack
>why the FUCK are you here, and why the HOLY FUCKSHIT did you bring these?
>"dead daesh marine! You pay us yes!?"
>these two random dudes somehow got the idea we'd pay them for severed ISIS heads
>except theres no way for us to know whose fuckin heads they actually are
>seal chief who runs compound laughs his ass off
>we let them take their heads and leave
>this became a regular occurrence over the next 6 months. Some chucklefuck started a rumor we pay $100 per severed head and a parade of sand monkeys with assorted decaying human remains from ramadi plied their wares at our front gate

Fuck iraq.

>>130039166
Kekkled indeed.

I get the feeling the ANA are a lot stupider than the IGF, which is not a very high bar to clear...

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>>130000273

STB(Sexually Transmitted Bioweapons).

Did a thread talking about them a while ago:

http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/

>>130040772
I just might know that chief. Was his name Anderson, deployed out of Little Creek?

>>130005520

that's so weird, cell phone pictures of cannibalism

>>130041057
Cant confirm or deny, but he had a bigass shaved gorilla lookin fucker who used to be a corpsman with black hair as his 2nd and there was a sniper runnin around who had a penchant for archery hunting the local wild dogs.

Not allowed to name drop or anything, but they were pretty cool dudes.

>>130040882
yeah, comparing any muslim military organization to one another is kinda like comparing fetal alcohol syndrome to down syndrome. End of the day theyre just 2 different versions of retarded.

>>130000273
They rape babies because they believe it cures AIDS. What happens when everybody rapes AIDS infected babies?
>Low IQ+superstition=Africa

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>assholeasaurus rex
>not a walk the dino story
Holy fuck, put me in the cap!

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>>130030212
Amazing story anon! I hope someone does a screencap of it

>>130030212
this is fucking epic.

>>130012184
this could become one of the greatest of all time /pol/ threads

Don't the mosquitos spread all kinds of these blood borne diseases in Africa?

African nigs actually fear mosquitos because disease

>>130005520
>nigger
>human

>>130039204
Majority of population in helmand are illiterate. (Like 90%)

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>>130000273
They rape babies and eat albinos to cure AIDS.

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I'll cap it since no one else followed through.
Here's proof, I'll be done within ten minutes.

>>130030212
This was really in Detroit wasn't it?

>>130000273
Saw a documentary, they really believe that raping babies will cure them of AIDS. Blacks are also more susceptible to infection, no joke

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>>130016341
No he goo boi

>>130025773
Underrated post. Just did some research. Scientists redid the tests after NGO and UN guys did em and reported that their findings conclusivley proved the UN and NGO numbers were 3 times higher than the actual infected population.

>>130045046
Yeah, in south africa they think raping a virgin will garuntee a cure so they rape just about anything preadolescent.

Coincidentally south africa has more rape victims than highschool graduates.

>>130044885
Thank you Denmark

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>>130044885
Here it is.

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>>130046614
Good work anon

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>>130030919
This will be a legendary thread soon. Pure brilliance, just what I needed to get through my sickness. Bravo.

>>130046157

well even if it doesn't work you still get to rape somebody

>>130046614
Saved. I shall spread this legend to the place where /k/ommandos gather.

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Its inflated, in some cases up to a factor of 47.

>>130046614
Clearly nonsense.

>>130046614
Thanks, my based Dane friend!

Wait a second... Are you a hjemmetyskere, and does your name start with a G, by any chance?

>>130032008
Is that his way of saying she didn't physically resist so he didn't beat her before he raped her?

That might be considered romance in some places.

>>130049591
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but neither of those.

>>130049894
That's okay, you're still based. Thanks for the cap, man.

>>130000273
faggot liberals are trying to get science facts changed that AIDS is rare to get from sexual contact. all they are trying to do is trick everyone. normally, you get HIV from someone with AIDS, and HIV over time becomes AIDS. Directly getting AIDS that kills you in like a year has to be from direct blood intake or buttsex, or when a bitch is ragging with AIDS

>>130050443
Kinda like how the aids "epidemic" of the 80's amongst gays that really didnt kill or infect very many people at all is already being depicted in literature as some sort of horrible plague that swept the country killing gays by the tens of thousands while doctors laughed and made homophobic slurs.

The reality is that in the 80's AIDS was most prevalent in blacks, latinos, and drug users with gays making up a minority of victims (and majority of black and latino victims infected were also drug users.) True its public perception was as a gay disease but doctors very quickly and definitiveley proved it was spread via bodyfluids to anyone.

In LGBT circles "muh aidz emidermic" is used on par with "muh 6 gorillion."

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>>130005520
Holy guacamoli

When where did this happen? Africa Detroit?

>>130030919
When and where can I buy your book?

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>>130030212
>>130030919

Fascinating story, thanks for sharing

obvious larp is obvious

Cool story bro

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>>130030212
10/10 would read again

>>130000273

>be sexually picky like a normal intelligent person

>few sexual partners

>No AIDS

Also forget AIDS cervical cancer from HPV is way more common, it's the normie Chad disease.

>>130019894
>strange new fruit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ZyuULy9zs

Oh, kek :D

>>130030212
Great read. Thank you anon. There are still a few gems amid the trash that has become /pol/

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>>130000778

>sex thread
>one of the first few posts involves calling someone a virgin

EVERY

FUCKING

THREAD

>>130008736
someone screencap this

>>130061163
see
>>130046614

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>>130030212
Thanks anon, that was genuinely entertaining