Why haven't you watched Wonder Woman in theatres yet /pol/?

>>129998612
heard it was a good movie
haven't been to a theater in years though
not giving my money to the lost cause of hollywood

>things that never happened but have been made up to gain likes

Likes and upvotes are like the currency of liberals

>>129998612
I might watch it on netflix but it's just more hero movies and im burnt out

>>129998612
>watching capeshit
>ever

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>>129998612
"so thats what representation feels like"
Then she cried
face it OP, the Dude has no GF
no normal Person has this Problem
he is LARPing and virtue signaling to the max

>then we cried
I HATE REDDIT

>>129998864

No shit.

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>>129998612
>it was real in my mind
>i had no idea i was missing that role model from my life
thats because your boyfriend cries over wonder woman

>>129999003
with the autists on /pol/ you really dont know if they take this shit seriously

>>129998612

Is this a lesbian couple? Or a German couple?

>>129998827
Cuck subscribes to netflix.

>>129998612
because it's bourgeois feminist trash.

It is actually a well put together movie, except for the last fight. It stuck to a formula and it executed it pretty well.

And there's even a point made in the movie that killing one guy in charge does not change the hearts of everyone else.

>>129998612

I don't know what's more cringe inducing and pathetic - That some faggot invented that scenario or that it actually occurred.

We're reaching levels of juvenile regression that shouldn't even be possible.

>>129998612
You know what, it is weird that it took us humans so long to make a film with females in it. You would think films before that would also feature women, but no

>>129998612
kek so wonder women is their role model now? i guess we gonna see a lot of hero women trying to fight back when mugged on the street etc. last time it happened it was some german tourist in USA, she fought back, made nigger mad and BTFO her and on top of that instead of just robbing her he also raped her. worth. gonna be fun when reality hits these cunts who thinks "strong as men we are". lmao

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>>129998612
>we cried

>>129998612
Saw it the other day with my girlfriend. We both though it was decent but nothing great. Still suffered from a lot of the things that have made the other recent DC movies trash though.

It was alright, just like all the other capeshit

>>129999559
that's what guns are for!

In liberal numale and feminist relationships does the numale wear the lingerie?

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>>129998612
>Be adult burger
>Reads (((super hero))) cartoons
>Watches (((super hero))) movies
Quite sad tbqh, we do that as kids, then we hand down our toys, movies, cartoons etc down to younger siblings or cousins.
>YOU ARE A WEIRD PEOPLE
Don't even eat whale!
>pic not related
seriously "super hero", hiding in plain sight.... all jewish fantasies. Grow up

I considered it, but then I spent my money on this cool jules verne collection instead. I think I made the right choice.

>>129999226
things that never happened

>>129999226
lol bollocks

>>129998612
That's so fucking fake even ebay wouldn't auction it off.

>>129999721

Sounds like it's something you would know you commie faggot

I don't like spending money when superhero movies are trash.

There have been female characters like this before people starting writing. How is a woman in a shitty superhero movie any better than those figures?

>>129999725

Go nibble on your fermented shark fin (delicious Scandanavian cuisine!) in your cuckshed while a pack of Somalian migrants take turns on your wife, Soren.

Americans will keep running the world and producing all of its culture.

>>129999559
i dunno man
those karate chink chicks are pretty effective

>>129999935
It's not a superhero movie
It's a superheroine movie get it right

>>129999879
How long have you had that in the chamber?

>>129999929
no thanks, liberals disgust me.

>>130000176
I just thought of it on the sperm of the moment.

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>>129998612
It's been there for a long time. Just different type of emotional woman today.

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>>130000286
Also probably the most badass

>>129998612
It's satire and it's funny. Relax guys.

>>129998612
Is his girlfriend also his 5 year old daughter?

>>129999322
Cuck pays for his internet

>>129998612
>>129999998
>>129999999
>>130000000
>>130000001

>>129998612
I actually have, it's a good capeshit movie but that's all it is. People reading political significance into it are stupid.

The day is also in large part saved by a male soldier who sacrifices himself to destroy a bioweapon about to kill millions of people. It isn't one of "those" movies.

>>129998612
Superhero films are for LITERAL Larpers.
Grow the fuck up /pol/
SuperDuper Spandex ManWoman will not save you from your Mundane existence.

>>129999322
I pay for Netflix.
MYTH BUSTED!!!!!!

>>129998612
>Actress served in Israeli Army
>Nu pol thinks Israel is based
It's practically /ourfilm/

>>130000715
Why though? Are you not learned enough on the internet ways?

>>130000322
Do these fuckers not read books either? I know in high school I read some good books featuring female protagonists like Sabriel for example.

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>>129998612
/thathappened/
She had never seen a woman in a movie before?

I might check it out. Probably not in the theaters, I'm not into capeshit and I don't want to pay for it. I already watched Batman v Superman and Suicide Squad and thought they sucked.

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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>>130000850
It's less than 10$ a month anon. That's a mere pittance.

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>>130000730
That skinny jew would be more interested in a Gucci Handbag.
Here's a real bitch that will make you cream.

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>>130000322
I remember watching Xena as a kid and her body made me feel tingly in my peepee.

>Not crying with your girlfriend and talking about your feelings and shit for hours and she starts ignoring you for a week and you beger with her to come back and start crying and sending her letters until she feels guilty and gets back together with you
no wonder you guys are all so bitter and lonely. you just dont understand women.

>>130001084
> not covering your bodies with shit and have very disgusting sex
You don't understand women at all

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>>129998612
>wwho is lara croft
>who is zena

there will literally not be a more badass fiction character than this pair

>>130001015
You defending and making excuses for your cuckoldry is wierd.

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>>129998612
Wonder Woman is good rolemodel and movie.

That Black Panther marvel movie shoots itself in the brown hole.
Superhero women need to be sexy.

>>129998612
pop cultcha was a mistake

>still talking about this movie

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I'm really getting bored of "hero kills ebil Nazis"

>>129998612
>then we cried

>>130001545
(you)

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>>130001035
It still happens to me.

I've always loved strong women, if their muscles are frontal.

>>130001266
I don't even have a girlfriend/wife
Ha ha MYTH BUSTED AGAIN!!!!!

>>129998612
and then the car clapped

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>>129998612

There is an actual women's wrestling revolution going on right now in the WWE. These chicks are tough, beautiful, hardworking and entertaining.

But people care more about jewish media super hero bullshit for fake feminism and women empowerment nonsense.

what gives?

>>129998612
this was already published more then twice MODS delete

>>130000133
kek

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>>130002226
>this was already published more then twice MODS delete

>>130000868
I think the type of people who think that wonder woman is the first great female role model don't read books.

She is the first lead representation in Marvel or DC, i don't even know which one.

>>129998612
I don't watch capeshit.

>>130001021
Oh lawdy is dat Jewlia Childs

Batgirl > Wonder Woman

suicide is starting to look like the only viable option at this point

>>129998612
>then we cried

Jesus Christ.

>rolemodel
>fictional fucking superhero character

JESUS CHRIST

>>129998612
Because they're still having woman only screenings here.

>>130002129
>wrestling

>>129999226
Shit parents letting theit kindergarten age children watch a pg14 violent movie.

>>129998612
I'm not interested in Israeli high fantasy

>>129998612
all these kind of facebook posts sound like stale 4chan joke copypastas. do things like this even happen or is it just wishful thinking?

>>130002129
>Nia Jax
>beautiful
>Bailey
>hardworking
>Alexa Bliss
>entertaining

Raw truly has gone down the toilet, Smackdown's ladies do a better job

>>129998612
>Then we cried.
Cringefest

>>130002964
forget being a doctor or CEO, just be a kick ass superhero with no practical application in the real world

even poos attempt to make India look good are less cringe than those virtue signaling idiots

>>129999226
>I work at kindergarten
>not "I am a kindergarten teacher"

Not that kindergarten teacher is some lofty profession, but this retard is some sort of secretary or aide hahahahahahaha

>>129998612
Because it's highly likely that 99% of the people involved in the production and funding of this movie are part of the (((problem))).
I only support things with my money when they don't contain SJW preaching. This has a less than expected, but it's not as spectacular a movie as people are saying. When it becomes a political statement, it makes me not care about it.

It's like they never saw Snyder's Sucker Punch.

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>>129998612
>Wonder Woman was created in 1941
>SJW's and "gamer gurrls" think she is some modern victory for representation in media
>character is played by an Israeli supermodel who served as an instructor in the IDF and 100% hates muzzies

>>130001231
I remember when Xena was around. It was a campy ripoff of the campy Hercules show. Guys started wanting the women to be into each other, so they did it. Suddenly it was a brave lesbian breakthrough, and when the dykes started praising it like it was some masterpiece, guys stopped watching it, and it died.

>>130006410
Being Zeus's daughter and having superpowers seems like a lot of privilege that Shaniqua didn't get. Plus Jew.

>>130007349
The hottest character was Calypso

>giving my money to jews

>>130007338
Also she was created specifically for bondage fantasies. It's hot.

>>130007426
Callisto*

>>130007338
>le all israelis are islamophobes meme

Because it sucks.
I know, I know. Everyone's saying it's good. But let's be honest. Is it, really? It's a super hero movie. They all suck. Any mainstream movie that isn't R rated has an 85% chance of sucking eggs. I have better things to do with my time, like fap.

>>130007426
It was actually pretty funny when it first came out. Bruce Campbell and Ted Raimi were pure gold, and it had hot women everywhere, which was rare in the ugly late 90s.
Never thought the main two were anything better than average, though. I agree with you there.

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>>129998612

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>>129998612
>then we cried

At least he was honest about being a bitch boy

>>130007562
It's just OK. Nothing spectacular. The retard women are giving it Ghostbusters levels of hype. probably a 6/10.
Pirate it, then never watch it again, like everyone else.

"You know, the comic has existed for a long time…"

"EW COMICS NO WAY NO WAY FUCK OFF FUCK OFF ASSHOLE OPPRESSION RAPE RAAAAAPE"

>>130007560
If she was used as an instructor she absolutely hated muslims.
The IDF is very smart about this, if you're competent and actually dislike the occupation and dont have anything against muslims, you're send to the settlements for raids and "preserving peace" because the army thinks your compassion will make the palestines less willing to act out.

>>129998612
I heard it was actually good, otherwise I wouldn't watch it. I need a movie about white supremacists that doesn't have a jewish ending.

>>130007560
>Israel trains all citizens to kill muzzies
>Israelis love muzzies meme

>>129998612
I went to see it on Saturday, it was good, I understand why they made some of the changes to the character (but they cut the contest, which I was hoping to see on film). I think the best thing was that this was a female led, female written, and female directed blockbuster, and it completely blows the ghostbusters "muh muh-sawjoney" excuse out of the water.

>then we cried
>we

Did a lesbian write this?

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I can't understand the mind of people who lie so easily, its disturbs me a little.

>>129998612
But Wonder Woman has been around for like 100 years.

>>129999226
>things that never happened

>>129998612
I was planning on actually watching it but all the political bullshit around it is really making me want to ditch that idea again.

>>129998612
Gal Gadot is not the kind of Wonder Woman I care to see.

>>129998612
>Woman see's a representation of a strong character. First reaction is to cry.

>>129998612
Why does that post have to be sensored we should be able to talk shit in mass to this anon for fun or troll the fuck out of them to have fun and put them in their place

>>130007560
>phobes

What are you doing?

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>>129998612
People have been spouting this "FINALLY A STRONK EMPOWERED WOMAN ON SCREEN ITS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE" about any film featuring a major female character for at least 30 years, probably longer. Its like deja vu, and every time they act like its never happened before and women are finally being represented.

>>130007560
It's not phobia when it's rational

>>130007349
It wasn't a campy rip-off, it was an spin-off that actually ended being better than Hercules itself. The plots were less based on monsters and more based on warlords and mundane matters. It even had a lot more moral topics considering that Xena had murdered tons of civilians and it came back to her quite often. Gabrielle, a pacifist, gets her throat slit in the finale of the first season, which leads her to change.

>>129998612
I went to see it. The entire island of women was a thing long before liberals realised Wonder Woman existed. Wonder Woman also ended up craving the male lead's dick during the movie and concluded that men were worth keeping around. The idea of it being some sort of feminist icon is nothing but a liberal fabrication.

>>129998612

Wonder Woman was pretty embarrassing.
I have bigger muscles than her going to the gym once or twice a week and I don't even use weights that are all that heavy.

Also one more kid in than her now and older, kind of pathetic to use her as a role model for strength.

>>129998612
"Then we cried"


HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wow......

fuck that guy, fuck the world, fuck that gayass shit.

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>>129998612
That post makes me want to identify as a woman

>>129998612
>then we cried
He was doing it right until that part, there you could see the bait.

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NIGGER, SPIC , CHINK , TOWELHEAD , NIGGER, SPIC , CHINK , TOWELHEAD , NIGGER, SPIC , CHINK , TOWELHEAD , NIGGER, SPIC , CHINK , TOWELHEAD , NIGGER, SPIC , CHINK , TOWELHEAD , NIGGER, SPIC , CHINK , TOWELHEAD , NIGGER, SPIC , CHINK , TOWELHEAD , NIGGER, SPIC , CHINK , TOWELHEAD ,NIGGER, SPIC , CHINK , TOWELHEAD

GAS THE KIKES , GAS THE KIKES , GAS THE KIKES , GAS THE KIKES , GAS THE KIKES , GAS THE KIKES , GAS THE KIKES , GAS THE KIKES , GAS THE KIKES ,

Finally, it's nice to see an alien Amazon woman with a flaming whip killing people so I can finally relate to a movie character

>>130013382

GAS THE KIKERINOS SENPAI, FUCK THE GAYS

THIS IS HOW WE DO WE MAKE A MOVIE ACT A FOOL WHILE WE UP IN THE CLUB,

"Throwing My Dogs A Pool Party
JennaMarbles
JennaMarbles ""

>>130013644

>samefagging this hard....

>>129998612
>i had no idea that kind of role model was midding from my life

nigger what the fuck

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>>130013704

OH JEW.....

ШE TE ПPAA ДA ХЪPКAШ ПAЛЯЧOOO

>>129999226
Thanks anon, reading that warm my heart

>>130000218
how do you cope with the fact that so many left wingers are also post-modernist cancerous liberals

>>129998612
I did

It was literally just the same fucking comic book action movie Hollywood has made 34 times now.

Maybe the bar was super low due to how shit other DC movies are, but competently telling a generic story that's 45 minutes too long isn't anything above C+.

>>129998807
Social media is cancer

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>>129998612
>So that's what representation feels like.
What representation?
>I had no idea that kind of role model was missing from my life
>then we cried.
If this isn't a fake, then this is probably the most stupidest thing I'll read this month

>>129999226
>kids see a movie
>they won't shut up about it for a week

wow so many lives changed forever

>>130000133
Capeshit is the right term, no?

>>130015445
So many brains getting washed with dirty soap ...

>>129998612
Kek

Then on the way back 2 guys tried to break into the car at a stop light, and she thought "fuck it, if wonder Woman can take on bad guys, maybe I can too.

She got shot 7 times and was dead before she hit the floor.

Damn you Wonder Woman.

This is like Philadelphia's greatest sports hero being Rocky.

>>129998612
That's fucking pathetic.

>>129998612
I'm trying to find a giantesse so I can tell everyone she's an Amazon

>>130015262

This is why women (aka retards) must not have rights

>>129998612
>i had no idea that kind of role model was missing from my life

>wonder woman was completely ignored throughout WWII
>she only exists today as a product of the "patriarchal" free-market burst in wealth that took place after the US exited the war

>>130005060
You leave Bailey alone!

>>129998612
This movie was made to promote zionism. Every article about the film mentions the star was a proud Israeli soldier.

Because her armpits aren't hairy.

>cries after watching wonderman
>his girlfriend is loyal to him and respects him
>she doesn't care that he isn't masculine
Liberal logic

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>>129998612

>"Then we cried"

Top fucking bait.

>>129998612
I did go see it with my mom. She said she doesn't like movies where the main character dies. I fucking lost it

>>129998612
She leaves the guy for a tranny in the next 6 months. White boys can no longer compete

>>130017502
She's afraid of a fucking stick

>>129998612
Eh, I'll catch it on Netflix.

This is my response to basically all movies, any more.

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>>129998612
A man acting like this is actually repulsive, it's fucking disgusting and I hate that these faggots exist.

How do we stop them? what creates them? lack of a father figure? I don't understand

>>130010244
just look at that Robin Wright's gross power fantasy in that House of Cards show

>>130017502
Her face looks like jay Leno had sex with a foot

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>>130021631
I just finished the new season today. I keked when she said that last line. I think the writers assumed Shillary would win. I also had a conversation with a libtard co-worker who thought that the Underwoods were republicans just because they are so evil. When I pointed out that they are democrats and pretty clear references to the Clintons (poor southern boy and classic baby kisser paired with a ruthless upper class wife) he told me I wasn't politically informed enough to understand the nuances of the show. keked again

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>>130010244
it's to get all the hive-min wymyns to rush in and see it, and to sell merchandise afterwards while their same-group-preference buzz is still strong... how is this news to anyone?

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>>130024619
*hive-mind

shameless bump

>>130024508
yeah it's a show about how fucking corrupt Demoshits are actually. She produced it so it figures she gets written in as the POTUS. Also why is Underwood a literal faggot cuckhold?

>>130006811
teacher's aid, kek

>>130014961
This is a well known thing. Also please refrain from hiding your leaf.

>>129998612
I don't intend to see the movie but I bet it is yet another Super Heroine movie that doesn't give her a plausible sex life.

We are expected to believe that Super Women of all kinds never want to breed (aka the marketers are worried about losing the Lonely Male audience.)

The Incredibles was a little on the cheesy side but at least it was believable take on Super People having families.

I'm beginning to think that the Lonely Male audience is the majority of the Super Female market and by giving such females families, the lonely males feel alien and unwelcome, thus they don't shell out their NEET bux.

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>then we cried

And so did I

>>130024619
I just find it surprising that it's still so effective, but I guess I shouldn't.

>>130024858
I actually appreciate that it really shows both sides of the isle as acting 100% in their own short-term self interest. Anyone on the show who acts with integrity ends up dead, imprisoned, exiled, or in some way fucked.

After I finished it I tried looking up a character reference that I didn't get (Rochelle) and I found an article saying that the show is too sexist because all of the women are just pawns for men to move around and fuck over, which I thought was a hilarious feminist goggle interpretation considering that a woman has been pulling the strings since the first episode. They were still mad that Frank murdered the reporter girl, but if anything that seemed like some true equality since it showed that Frank was truly afraid of what she could do to him. She got the same treatment as everyone else who tried to fuck with him.

>>129999559
>he also raped her
They fantasize about that from what I hear.

>>129998612
wonder woman had a tv show in the 70s. all the star wars heroes are women or faggots. this guy's gf is a retard.

>>129998612
>Crying over capeshit
what a faggot

>>130000218
>liberals disgust me.
Your flag disagrees

>>129999226
The parents that brought their daughter to see wonder women 3 daysbefore her birthday new what they were getting into.

>>129999226
Kindergarten isn't like this. There isn't time for it and kids that age are neither organized nor focused enough to do this kind of shit. They have enough trouble writing their names and remembering which tables they sit at.

>>130021273
The false promise that acting like a woman gets you poon + lack of test.

>>130025653
I also think some of the situations are implausible, especially the Conway character. A lot of it is overacted too