DID STEVE SCALISE GET SHOT IN THE DICK??

>>129988112

>n-no homo

He needs our prayers, dude definitely got shot in the dick.

>>129988112

DELETE THIS

>>129988112

I'd probably kill myself desu

He'll have to transition to a more based Lindsey Graham of sorts...

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>tfw this is actually plausible

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Huffingpaint Post just released a new photo of the suspects, they are armed and dangerous, do not approach

>support president trump
>get your dick literally shot off
the liberal trendies are fucking losing it now, government funded kevlar cock sheaths when?

>>129988112
Baseball practice? Its fuckin Wednesday! Get back to work Scalise!

>>129988112

>7.62x39
>bouncing around and off of hip bones

no

>>129988112
And he will still have bigger balls than you. Sage.

>>129988704

Kevlar?

Only nanocellulose for my boy downstairs.

drumpf supporters btfo lol

>>129988112
Have you never played baseball? You have to wear a crotch guard.

>>129988112
the berniebro castrated a top gop
impressive

He's too old to need a dick anyway

>>129988810
Yeah, this. I mean it's hard telling WHAT bullet will do when it enters the body, it's more than likely that Rep. Scalise's hip has been shattered, bone fragments probably fucked him up too.

>>129988112
big if true

>>129988914
put one on and test it with an SKS sometime
then post the video

It wouldn't have bounced

Either bone fragments or it was SP/HP hunting ammo.

>>129989489
where are we meeting?

>>129989963

applebees, you know this.

>pelvic griddle

>>129988112
Steve Scalise was a whitey man
got shot in the dick by a liberal man
Went to the drs and the dr said
Sorry dronald drumpfkin but yo dick is dead

>>129988112
digits confirm Scalise lost his dick

>>129988112
> loose
you fucking inbred

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>>129988231
fpbp

He should have bent the knee, like a good goy.

>>129990054
Can't tell if this is an MDE reference or...

>>129991257
Millennial don't go to Applebee's it's the last place to have a kkk meeting now

>>129988112
no, you're a fucking idiot

critical just means icu. as someone with a serious physical injury i have this experience. they will leave him there for 2 days probably there are many vital things running through the pelvis including major arteries and nerves. they will hold on to him in order to MAKE SURE he doesnt pop a hole in his femoral artery.

t. survived being thrown from a car at 60 mph with serious pelvic damage

>>129988810
>>129989200
it was an sks?

then at most it cavitated and produced major trauma, it didn't bounce though much too powerful a round(letting the layman know)

>>129988810
>assassin was a commie
>7.62x39
this checks out

>>129991434
Who did you piss off to get that treatment?

i bet he'll die because of a (((complication)))

>>129988112

I would actually be interested in the sociological ramifications of a powerful man having his penis shot off.

Would people make jokes about it? Would it be a thing where only especially tasteless SJWs on twitter would? Or would it be like John Bobbitt where he's every jokes punch line forever?

Would it effect how people discuss things like gender identity? Like whenever anyone says " if you have a penis you're a man, end of story" the reply would be "well unless you ended up like Scalise..." or "cutting your dick off doesn't make you a woman, Scalise is still a man" or "trannies feel like their vagina is missing which is very distressing, it's like what Scalise must be feeling, that's genital dysphoria" ect ect

Would it be treated like he was the victim of a sex crime, like the same way people consider it a targeting of your femininity/masculinity if you're raped?

Would people respect him less as a man?

Would he try to hide it? Or talk about it openly?

Would people feel super sorry for him, even worse than if he lost the use of a limb?

Would people feel less sorry because he's 51, probably not very sexually active by now and already has two children?

Steve Scalise is my congressman. That's my only contribution to this thread.

Republicans dont care about normal people. They only care about their loving billionaires.
Why should we care about him?

>>129996428
that is true, but he shouldn't die for it

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>>129988349
prayers don't do shit

>>129996563
Drumpf says he would pray.
Now the guy is worse.
Coincidence?

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>>129988112

>>129988112
>PELVIC GRIDDLE

>>129988112
7.62x39mm is a 123gr projectile with a bi-metal jacket.

Chances of ricochet is highly unlikely.

>>129996715
lol trump cant do anything right

>>129996814
What is with that guise nose?

now he's going to need a catheter to make a pee pee and le based blackman XD to fuck his wife while he watches.

this enrages the kekistanis and drumphdumpsters

You guys do know the pelvic region retains a lot of blood, right? It can be a death warrant for the elderly, and getting shot in it doesn't help.

-t. Emt wagecuck

>>129998086
that's good to hear.

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>>129988112
>GIVEN THAT HE WAS SHOT IN THE "HIP"

We all know that he was actually shot in the ass.

>>129988112
if he wasnt shot in the dick, then he probably got shot in the nuts

so he's been castrated

but will the media tell us?

>>129997893
One time I woke up in the ICU and I was all wired up to all types of machines and I looked down, right.

I looked down and I saw a tube coming out of my dick, so I tried to pull it out but it hurt. I then tried peeing and pee started spraying all over me. I pulled off all the other wires & tried to get out of my bed.

The nurses came and held me down and pulled the tube out of my dick with no anesthetic it was the second most painful moment of my life.

I later found out that tube was called a catheter

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>>129988112

A dick shot wouldn't require that much surgery.

Its more likely he took one in the lower intestine and sphincter. Patching up the digestive system is meticulous work, you have to do it really carefully to avoid the chance of infection.

>>129997893
kek

>>129998534
may I ask, what the first most painful event was

little drumpfkin lost his babydick LOL

>>129998534
Nice story shill, stop shilling so hard trying to push the jew agenda of rabbi Donnie Dicktube.

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https://www.medstarwashington.org/sample-page/scalise-update/#q={}

>Congressman Steve Scalise sustained a single rifle shot to the left hip. The bullet travelled across his pelvis, fracturing bones, injuring internal organs, and causing severe bleeding. He was transported in shock to MedStar Washington Hospital Center, a Level I Trauma Center. He underwent immediate surgery, and an additional procedure to stop bleeding. He has received multiple units of blood transfusion. His condition is critical, and he will require additional operations. We will provide periodic updates.

He's getting a six million dollar bionic penis.

We can rebuild him. We have the technology...

https://youtu.be/HoLs0V8T5AA