ask a Mexican anything

There was no towels in my hotel room, can you send some up

Do you actually think you're a human being?

>>129984914
you can go to the reception

>>129985087
I am white, so yes.

My male Mexican friend refuses to date Mexican women. He says is because they look totally hot when they're young, but always end up like ugly trolls by the time they hit their 40s. Your thoughts?

>>129985107
K thanks, this place is pretty good. Im gonna leave a review on yelp.

>>129985191
its true because mexican woman love to each too much like pigs.

>>129985297
>yelp

not trip advisor.

Can you get in the kitchen and make me a damned taco already?

>>129984795
Will women there marry me for citizenship?

>>129984795
ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!

Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

>>129985485
I dont cook
>>129985529
some

>>129985392
If I do Trip Advisor Ill have to do Trivago as well, and then the review cycle will continue again. Im a recovering review addict, I need some grace in my short comings anon.

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>>129985604
Mexico is white.

Why when you guys are here illegally in America with access to American toilets do you continue to throw your shitty toilet paper in the trash can? Why can't you get it through your burrito shaped heads that our dumpers can handle your steamy brown loads and shitter paper at the same time?

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>>129985726
have you travaled to mexico like all canadians?

>>129985870
>Why can't you get it through your burrito shaped heads that our dumpers can handle your steamy brown loads and shitter paper at the same time?

Because we do the same in Mexico, we throw the papers in bins.

have you fucked a cousin or uncle?

What do you think about El Chapo?

>>129985993
I didn't know that. I've been there several times and stayed in regular homes and hotels, been to restaurants and done tourism. Is this just in super poor places?

>>129986060
no
>>129986069
I think he is a bad hombre.

Do you have a sweet boi pucci?

>>129986214
in what cities?

All mexicans do that despite poor or rich
>>129986324
no

>>129986385
Veracuz, Orizaba, Mexico City, Merida, and Cancun. I don't recall seeing or smelling toilet paper in the trash can. Maybe they were on their best behavior around Americans.

>>129986214
Its a thing in south mexico only because the lack of proper sewage system.
So yes, only in the super poor places.

why do does mexican culture have so many kids, at young ages, when they cant afford them?

seems like perpetual cycle that keeps entire culture poor

>>129987607
Christian and Catholic culture.

Is your whole population just nothing but normies?
>jaja futbol y cheve y el antro gueeey
>abercombie gueeey

>>129987870
>>129987607
Also the "My kids will help me" mentality, which most actually do.
By the age of 12 most kids are already helping their parents with the house spending and by 20 they are fully paying for their expenses and helping the rest of the family.

But.. if that plan fails and your kids turn lazy then you get Oaxaca.

>>129985728
That graphic is bullshit. Mexico is a Mestizo majority country.

>>129984795
Are you Muslim or somehow related to Arabs? (maybe they were the first to colonise you?)
I ask because I see many Mexicans beheading people.

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>>129988142
spain are arabs, so we are.

>>129984795
If you're white (which you're most likely not) would you consider yourself a white supremacist?

>>129988142
They are mainly castizos, and those spanish ancestors were moorish mixes.

>>129984795
Would you help us eliminate niggers from this planet?

>>129988457
no, only a spanish conquistador.

>>129985875
Yeah Ive been there once, you got a nice country Pablo

>>129988599
its the fault of yanks, slavery was good.
>>129988685
thanks you too. what city did you visit?

>>129988244
Damn, forgot about that. You should have stayed within the Habsburg Empire back then.
There'd be no drugs, no stealing, no slavery and you'd have a better economy.
Spanish culture is too lazy and laziness invites all kinds of evil into society.

How can your people be so stupid? How can they have pride for a country they flee! fucking shitskins you all smell like dusty car parts and lard, i hope we get blessed with a chance to turn your failed """""country""""" into a new disney park. maybe even hunt you for sport
pinches maricas

>>129988751
Well I agree with that.

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>>129988965
Spain was at your level a few years ago. it could be worse, we could be portuguese rape babies.

>>129988751
Puerto Vallarta, was in the village itself. Some parts were a little shady but thats the usual in most cities with high tourism. Ever been here?

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>>129989354
oh yes twice. puerto vallarta and nuevo vallarta master race.

>>129989272
Now change that image from $1 to $4.

>>129984795
Do you support the wall.

>>129984795
Is that the best pic you can find OP

I'm guessing it's a guy with boobs?

KEK

>>129993294
You may be right

>>129984795

Can you send me photo of your sister?

>>129984795
Why did the Mexican government stopped the narco cleansing by the civilians in 2014?

https://news.vice.com/article/mexicos-self-defense-militias-are-refusing-to-lay-down-arms-in-fight-against-cartel

>>129993642
And here's the archive
https://archive.is/YmHl9

>>129984795
Are you a Mexican?

Out of all the photoshopped pixels in that op and you couldn't round off the fucking man chin? Reconquista yourself, taco nigger.

>>129993670
are you a bot?

Do you miss Obama? 2.1 million deported; 100,000 children deported with no court and warehouse holding.

>>129993642
Because civilians used a law hole to be able to legally own military tier weapons(Anything over 9mm and 12g).
Also by law a civilian cant enforce law.

Also people there were violating the Article 17 of our Constitution.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_of_Mexico#Article_17
http://www.ordenjuridico.gob.mx/Constitucion/articulos/17.pdf

>TLDR:
Everyone has the right of a juice

What's the advantage of dating a Mexican over any other race?

¿Aún quieres que te devuelva el oro?

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>>129994181
Funny how that doesnt stopped Cartels from arming themselves.
You broke my heart in 2014 Mexico

>>129984795
When are you going to mow my lawn?

>>129984795
How do I make horchata

>>129994412
Blame corruption and liberals.

>Gun law change proposed by senators to be able to carry weapons outside your house and in your work.
>Lol nope followed by 5 days nonstop of crying about muh human rights and the worth of someone life even if they are human trash

A state did change their laws so you could defend yourself tho, if someone threats you you can legally defend yourself even if it means to kill him.

6 north states are going to adopt the law soon, only 1 southeast state will.

>>129994627
>threats
threatens*

>>129994627
NOW thats are some good fucking news right there.

>>129994607
Literally blend up rice and water, then let the mixture sit for a while, strain out the rice, add cinnamon and vanilla and sugar. It's how you make any "milk" like nut and seed milks.

>>129994607
You cant Burger, thats cultural appropriation

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>>129994749
Our minister of defense is going crazy trying to go around humans rights to do stuff to defend our nation.

Just look at the poor guy, you know someone has seen some shit when you go from this:

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>>129994994
To this.

>>129995046
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOllly fuck thats some serious ageing right there

>>129995046
How many years? Staged portraits involve makeup, good cameras and lighting, and post-editing.

>>129984795

how come you guys all worship death and machosim, dont you realize thats the root cause of your countries suffering?

>>129995242
The first photo is from 2012, the second Nov-Dec 2016.

>>129995123
Stress does a lot of things to people.

>>129995529
Be as it might Im glad you at least have one person trying to fix the country.

>>129995529
4 years, aging is rapid when people are older and that rapid aging streak hits people at unique times, and the first photo was staged. I don't think those two photos are enough to conclude that anything unordinary occurred here.