So this fucking coward just decided not to do a show today,

>>129983361

Agreed. His recent interview with Oliver Stone was embarrassing. Colbert was incredibly rude. His bias was off the chart, even to the casual observer.

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BWAHAHAHHA
OH I GUESS WITTLE COLBY NEEDS TO GO HAVE TWWOO SCOOPIS TO CALM HIS LITTLE SCHNOKUMS DOWN HUH? Awwwwwww...

>>129983361
>not doing his show today
I thought step by step ended ages ago?

>>129983361
the writing team need a day to flesh out a narrative that manages to admonish the violence whilst simultaneously feeding off it. can't let the rage die down. You have to fan the flames whilst appearing righteous

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So this fucking coward just decided not to do a show today,
because he didn't want to have to explain how his rhetoric is destroying his country?

Weak, just fucking spineless. What a piece of shit.

>>129984720
You know that he can't handle two scoops, right? Doesn't have the constitution for it.

>>129983361
what a fucking piece of shit

>>129983361
Colbert is a Talmudvision lackey. Fuck him and his "audience" for being so obtuse they can't even begin to accept another scenario compared to their spoon-fed doctrine of social enemies. What a bunch of fucking retards.

>>129983361
I miss when he was on the Colbert Report.

>>129983361
really this fucke didn't air yesterday? ahahahah

>>129983361
Nah, he has done some much money with his trump shtick he can just take days off as he wants. The commies will tune right back as soon as he is done eating some endangered species somewhere

>>129984931
Spicer has to face his critics for a living. Colbert gets paid to spread and encourage unjust hatred. Thank you for your attempted bait. It could do with some refinement.

Yea, people shouldn't be able to tell jokes about the president.

>>129983361
>colbert: guys have any jokes that aren't about republicans? they'll call me insensitive.
>writers: ....
>colbert: see you guys tomorrow then!

>>129983361

of course not he's a phony

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>>129984931
Right here

>>129983361
I need a rundown.

>>129983361
>because he didn't want to have to explain how his rhetoric is destroying his country
Explain to who?


What exactly is the significance of him not doing a show today?

Can someone please give me a quick rundown on this guy?

>>129983361
Was it the two scoops that threw the Bernie Bro over the edge?

Retards. He did a show today.

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SCOOPY WOOPY DRUMPY PUMPY

>>129983361
When did Colbert go from looking normal to looking like a clown?

What did they do to him?

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>>129985952
THIS IS NOW A SCOOPY DROOMPY THREAD POST EM

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>>129983361
A US congressman, two cops and an aide were shot by a left wing terrorist in Virginia today.

Colbert has been spewing hate on President Trump and the Republicans since before the election. He would have had to say something about the shit that went down today. Instead, he obviously pulled the show tonight so he wouldn't have to.

He'll probably say he had a toothache or some bullshit.

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UNPEACH HONRAD BLORKPFTH!!!

>>129985974
He, like everyone else in his line of work, truly believed Hillary would win. He has been going off the deep end since. Re-watch the first episode he did after the election.

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>>129983361
Reminds me of picture related cancelling her show for a few days when the Duke Lacrosse sham was fully exposed

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>>129983361
That guy is over. I can't watch his show anymore. It's too full of liberal bias and hogwash. It's nauseating and there is little worth watching anymore. The guy's sold himself out. It's so sad though because I used to really love him and even looked up to him once.

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DOMBLARP GRUNDFT NOOO

he did a show today

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/colbert-thanks-congressional-leadership-president-trump-for-their-response-to-this-act-of-terror/

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2 SKOORPS IS A CAPITOL OFFENSE DUNBLARB KROOMPTH

>>129986437
Profit denial https://archive.is/K3Zq0

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DOOMPBLAT PLORKFTH NO!

>>129983361
can a pirate get a quick rundown?

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lolz u fuckin snowflakes get so triggered over Colbert jokes. you fags are so politically correct its shameful.

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DORMPLOOF SKRUMPTHF!!

two scoops! did you lick the bowl clean after making brownies too!

>>129985974

he's like some creepy jim jones guy that cuts people up in a basement. no way he doesn't cry himself to sleep

>>129985952
I don't know why, I <3 u

>>129986437
I stand corrected...

He actually did the right thing for once. Thank you Anon

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>>129986617
How about a quick scoop?

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THE UNIVERSE CAN'T HANDLE GLOORFF. WE ARE REACHING CRITICAL SCOOPS!

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Taste the rainbow of hate GUMBLOPRT GERMPTE

>>129985468
yup

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See ya at practice TONDARD BORKPTHF

>>129983361
Colbert stopped being funny several years ago. He's such a massive faggot it's completely out of context crap that continuously insults everyone that's not a leftist. I find his show the definition of unfunny and see it as hardcore propaganda and lies. To laugh at the jokes you have to assume it's true. Anyone that thinks his show is funny is brainwashed.

It just goes to show, some people in Stalin's Soviet Union actually believed that news too. Cobert needs to hang, his writers need to hang. Someday we'll take this country back.

>>129986776
I'll take two!

>>129985468
underrated.

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Im the ice cream master GERMBLOPK FOORPT

>>129983361
It's ok he was tired, had a nap, just ran out of Jewce.

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>>129983361
Maybe he's starting to crack. In pics he emanates stress. After all, how long can you coast on a platform of derision, spite and bile? Uh .. present company exempted, of course.

>>129987033
Years ago, on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, he wasn't that bad. At least, he didn't seem that way.

Now, though, nothing but contempt for this man.

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2 SCOOPS BUMPLARK JOOMP!!

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I was wrong, he did a show today and did the right thing during that show.I was wrong, he did a show today and did the right thing during that show.I was wrong, he did a show today and did the right thing during that show.I was wrong, he did a show today and did the right thing during that show.I was wrong, he did a show today and did the right thing during that show.I was wrong, he did a show today and did the right thing during that show.I was wrong, he did a show today and did the right thing during that show.I was wrong, he did a show today and did the right thing during that show.
>>129986437

I still think he's a shitball in general though.

>>129987301
lol this is gold he is so mad and he's holding two scoops just like the meme lmfao

>>129987317
Jewced up!

scoopa loopa doopity doo
i only got one scoop, why'd you get two

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>>129987260

>After all, how long can you coast on a platform of derision, spite and bile?

Oh sweetie, everything here comes from love.

You may not like it, but this is what peak love looks like.

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When I'm a big boy like TURNBLAPTH DOORPTH I can have 2 skkkoops!

>>129987260
damn straight we're exempted, this shit is normal to us nigger
colbert is a weak faggot nigger

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i like him. he makes triggers fags like you. enjoy your impotent rage, fags! :)

>>129983361
I'm out of the loop. What happened?

>>129987489
Before mousing over I thought that their heads were all in the sand.

>>129987533
A fucking leaf.

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NO GUNBLOP TWORPKTH NO!

>>129985338

Spicer is the voice of the President. He doesn't get nights off. Colbert is a comedian/talking head reading off a teleprompter.

The first thing the Republican will say?

"Well, if everyone had bought their automatic ar-15's, this is a tragedy that could have been avoided"

"Guns don't kill people, liberals and Hillary kill people. Take my bible and guns from my cold dead hands etc etc etc"

>>129987614

I mean, they basically are, innit?

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>>129987531
The face of impotent rage

>>129983361
This is so insane and blatant it's infuriating. Liberals are concern trolling hard today because one of their own did the thing they have been swearing Republicans will do for some time. If a Republican did this there would be no crocodile tears and much mockery and "Haha see we were right" but since this looks so bad for them they are feigning comradery . It's so fucking disgusting. All over the internet I saw liberals praise the shooter or site the Gabby Gifford shooting as justification. I didn't see any liberals today offer an olive branch. Fuck him, he's so disgusting it's insane.

Can I get a quick rundown on the two scoops thing? Thanks in advance.

>>129983361
ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!

Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

What the fuck are you all talking about he did a show today.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/stephen-colbert-offers-rare-sincere-trump-praise-after-shooting

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CLUNBARF PROOPTH NO!

>>129987766
What's the matter, you only got one scoop?

So???

Why are you so fucking grumpy about it?

>>129986260

Yeh them liberals and their bias.

Best to fully encase yourself in a right wing thought bubble, and hear your opinions echoed back at you from the other hucks and throwbacks.

>genius move

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>>129987745
OP here... he actually did>>129986437

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>>129987766
I'll check those double doubles

>>129987917
Fuck off you cum gargling psychopath.

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>>129987382
>just like the meme

I'm bracing for the moment when he comes to terms and accepts the meme. I don't know whether I'm going to enjoy it. Ben Garrison managed to gracefully evolve. May not go so well for this guy. I see a smoking husk, an empty shell.

>>129983917

This makes sense considering how close he is to the Podestas and the fact that he's Jewish means its a guarantee that he's involved in the fucked up sexual torture they engage in. This is the behavior of someone who has a little more to lose then not having his chosen candidate win.

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BLOBARLD GRUMPFTH

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>>129987992
Thank you for clarifying

Anyways what thread are we sliding???

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BUMTORP GRUMPLT NO!

>>129983361
Wait!
Isn't he supposed to be on every weekday?
Leno was on every weekday. Im sure three are times during the saeason when they aren't on for,a while because hiatus vacation and what not, bu not in the middle when you're supposed to be there.

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>>129988092

Let's be real here.

>one scoop
>two scoops
>icecream memes

Not since the fucking Andy Sixx forced memes have I come across something so bland. Was this honestly the best that 4chan came up with for Colbert?

I liked the one for John Oliver & "the current year" meme; that was imaginative.

One scoop...two scoops...? What baboon finds this funny? This is below even leddit standards.

Lift your fucking game.

>>129984720
BLLLAAARRRRMMMPPPHHH

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>>129985338

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RONBLARP GOORK NO!

>>129988131
He's >irish

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RUMPLE BLUMPFKIN NO!

>>129987704
And they'd be correct.
>guns stopped the Bernout loser
>guns don't kill people, guns are a tool, as evidence by Bernout's failure to kill anyone but himself

Colbert is an absolute scurge on Western society. He is an absolute evil propagandist snake who history will not look kindly to.

He is an absolute scum of a man with absolutely no honour. Lower than dirt.

Fuck this man, his handlers and everything he stands for.

I have known children with more backbone and integrity and honour than colbert.

>>129985338

Spicer has to face his critics for a living. Colbert gets paid to spread and encourage unjust hatred [in my opinion] [for a living]. Thank you for your attempted bait. It could do with some refinement.

Refined your garbage opinion for you; that one's on the house, fucko.

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POORNARD KRUMBTH

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>>129986626

You tried. You failed. At least you tried. Maybe some faggots on your side with give you a participation ribbon. We will just give you a big STFU FAGGOT.

>>129985974
We found out his connections to the podestas and the dnc.

>months and months of anti scoop rhetoric
>surprised when someone grabs the ice cream straight out of the fridge

Take this faggot off the air

>>129987917
It's not a thought bubble, you are lunatics hellbent on ruining the lives of anyone that isn't approved as having properly suffered enough by the leftist cabal.

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>>129988724

>I know what you are, but what am I
Champion debater here, make way for the big kahoona

>One autist spamming this unfunny two scoops meme

Off yourself

Iam too lazy to look him up or read the thread... who is that Colgate Nigger? Is he some kind of DNC accountant? At least looks like one. And what does ice cream has to do withit?

>>129983361
Colbert has already proven that the only thing that matters is the narrative. Probably trying to come up with something so he doesn't have another embarrassing moment like when his audience cheered Comey's firing

>>129988877

Leftist cabal?

Have a real long think about the actual differences in "leftist" and "rightist" ideologies.

On second thought, don't bother. It's just 4chan. Spout whatever nonsense you want.

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>>129983361
Sources say, he was willing to put on the show, but considering the fact of the time-frame involved, the handlers were unable to create the (((narrative))) in-time without creating mistakes.

This has great political reprocussions, Goyim. This was too much to handle, given the Bureaucracy-channels it had to flow up into.

>>129985170
Thank whoever it is one might turn to in times of emotional stress that pol has been restored to it's intended roots. You guys get lazy when there isn't a habbening going down.

>>129989086
The difference is leftists want to continue Enlightenment ideals for everyone despite them having very bad consequences for human affairs. All white countries will turn to a heaping pile of shit when and if they turn minority white and you know it.

>>129989469

Right, because left or right wing ideology will force white people to have sex with black people to have mixed children.

If this is the logical progression in your thought pattern, you might need to consider the possibility that
>you are unintelligent

>>129989937
Propaganda is real and it affects human affairs. These ideas came from the Enlightenment, and they are memes not necessarily in accordance with human nature. Liberty and freedom only work in an ethnically homogeneous culture. When you let in a bunch of kikes and give the niggers rights this is what you get, nigger music and drugs and degeneracy and the decay of any higher purpose you might have hoped your people would have.

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FEEL THE HATRED OF 10,000 SCOOPS

I read his opening monologue for tonight
Yeah he did the right thing.. he would've looked like a jackass even to dems today

>>129983361
He's worried that when he announces the shooting, he'll get a roaring applause.

>>129986626
Fuck off with your jigaboo text and Facebook memes

>>129984946
heh

>>129983361
Context? I don't listen to his kind.

Tell me how he has been inciting violence? Because he hasn't.
It would be bad taste to dance on graves.

>>129990985
He keeps saying things I don't like on TV

>>129984931
Are you really that dense or pretending to be retarded?

>>129991136
Dipshi-
>Flag
Never mind.

Do liberals think that Colbert in 2017 is somehow less biased than the worst version of Fox News at its peak?

>>129990764
gotcha
gotta catchem all

>>129985287
i unironically preferred his character than himself

>>129983917
>His recent interview with Oliver Stone was embarrassing

The disrespect was hard to sit through. Oliver is a man with left leaning personal politics (if that paradigm even matters anymore) and all he did was try to explain his impartiality and how he made the documentary over a 20 year period with different interviews with a world leader. And all that fucking creep Colbert kept trying to do was bait him into saying something disrespectful or partisan. Oliver has done interviews with other people who weren't exactly saints and people would condemn him speaking to them and etc... But I've never seen him treated like that.

>>129989937

Right, because nazi propaganda forced jews to be second class citizens. LOL

>>129983361
Yes he did.
In this thread: Trumpfags chimping out over fake news. Nothing new I guess.

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>>129984927
The left's strategy has been to goad mentally ill people into committing acts of violence they are too pussy to do themselves. They try to convince the poor and stupid to act on their behalf. They love it when they can convince niggers to riot.

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>GROLAHND FLUUURRRMPH

>>129988391
It's a reminder that the media literally spent time talking about how evil Trump is for getting two scoops of ice cream instead of one like everyone else. Chances are he got two because he asked, most people grovel and just accept what they are given.

The two scoops isn't funny in itself, it's funny because it reminds us how utterly obsessed the left is with Trump.

>>129987704
It's funny that your attempt at a strawman is actually 100% accurate. I like it.

>>129983361
It might have something to do with the fact that he is best buddies with Podesta. The senator who got shot was trying to put an end to human trafficking. He is now in an unstable condition in the same hospital Seth Rich went too and DNC heads just sent him Pizza.

>>129994087
t. Pizzagate supporter

>>129992841
braaaaap

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TWOOOOOO
GAAAAMMMMMEEESSSSS

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>/leftypol/ and redditor damage control ITT

>>129983361
(((bert)))

>>129987506
Kek

>>129987745
Well said

>>129992841
Thiccc
>That arm hair tho

>>129987029
This meme inspired the attacker!
Good job fag.

>>129985952
>>129986109
>>129986145
>>129986193
Do you take anything for that autism?

>>129983917
Why doesn't one of you gun-toting nutjobs just kill this Colbert motherfucker? Or just torch his house. You autists could do it if you really wanted to.

>>129983361
Maybe he started to think about what the consequences of his rhetoric are.

>>129983361
Frankly this is the least shameless thing Colbert has ever done. If we are very, very lucky he may have actually realized that constantly antagonizing his mentally ill fanbase is actually hurting the country.
More likely he's just trying to piece together a narrative that doesn't make him look like a fucking psychopath, or he's just going to wait until the next news cycle.

If Scalise dies, the Democrats are going to be so fucking BTFO we're pretty much going to be able to bring this up every single time they open their mouths again for the next four years.

>>129984918
Severely underrated.

>>129987704
>Attempt a strawman argument
>It is literally correct and irrefutable

Are you... Actually a republican? If there had been more armed men there that Bernout would've been torched faster.

>>129997049
If you don't think this is 100% factual, account for the total silence of the Left on the subject of Antifa violence.

These people are radical ideologues literally attacking people to try and silence them--the very thing the Democrats fought AGAINST back when they were still an honest party.

Not only aren't they speaking out now, many of them are tacitly encouraging violence. Now, suddenly, silence.
Oh wait no there isn't silence, there are still ten thousand blue tickmarks on Twitter talking about how they wished their retarded communist surrogate had killed MORE people.

Imagine if there had been Republicans--not faceless internet Nazis, ACTUAL Republicans, people with names and status, who had said "Dylan Roof should've shot more of them, fucking bowlcut didn't bring enough ammo."

Think about what would have happened. Because THAT is what is happening on the Left right now and your response is to -defend it- you subhuman. Jesus Christ.

And fucking Pizzagate--who died? Where is the body. There's one body here, and while it might be a Bernout he didn't have to die. If you want to celebrate the death of a communist congratulations, you definitely belong on /pol/, but it still makes you an asshole.

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>>129999615
What do you think we are? Liberals?

>>129999615
I'm registered as a Republican, that sort of barbarism is for Democrats or the occasional socialist.