Yar there matey, herein we hoist our black sails to cross the

>>129979248
piss off faggot.

>>129979248
YARGH, HOIST UP YE COLORS OR WALK THE PLANK

>>129979455
AVAST, A POOR LANDLUBBER OFF THE STARBOARD BOW. READY THE CANNONS, MATEYS!

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>>129979455
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

>>129979248
flags are back?

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YAAAAAaaAAARRrRrRr

Show me the booty!

yar har fiddle dee dee
being a pirate is so good to be
do what you want cuz a pirate is free
you are a pirate

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Avast, ye swabs!

This here be Pirate Captain John an' I abhor each an' ever' last one o' ye. All o' ye be harpoon targetable, scurvy addled, feeble-minded, gout ridden, nay-life land lubbers who spend ever' second o' the'r tide spyin' at lily livered, imitation wenches' arse engravings. Ye be everythin' wretched in th' world. Honestly, havin' any o' ye looted any spoils? I say, guessin' it might be merry, makin' jest o' swabbies on accoun' o' bein' marooned an' all, but ye all take t' a whole new sea level. This be worse than plunderin' yer own mudder.

Don't hornswaggle me. Jus' hit me wi' yer finest powder. I be pretty much tha spittin' image o' Jolly Roger, himself. I be captain o' my own swashbucklin' crew, an' I be th' fearsomest scourge ever to set sail o' th' seven seas. What activities do ye entertain, other than batten'n yer own hatches down an' shiverin' yer own timbers t' scantly clad paintin's o' land lubbin' oriental wenches? I also loot hidden treasures, an' be havin' a bangin' hot lass (She jus' blew me down; booty was SO fortunate). Ye all be scallywags o' the lowest rank not ev'n fit fer sailing a life raft who ortin' ta jus' keelhaul yourselves. Thank ye fer tha parley.

Parchment Related: `Tis me an' me floggin' wench

I was 13 too once.

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arr, mien matey. May 've sink zome kike trading-ships zis fine day.

Captain Cheeseball of the Moriarty! Let's show these cocked and pigsly liberal kikes what free men look like!

>>129979455
arrr no butt pirates allowed matey

I don't doubt a bit that you're on the hunt for "seamen"...

>>129982863
No Sodomites aboard the Happy Figtree

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Eyye capin! im rdy to loot the memes! all 4chan gold wil be ours!

>>129979455
kek