Avast ye newflags get off me board, yarrr

>>129946857
Navy seals blew you the fuck out. Pirates are irrelevant now.

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>>129947556
What did ye just say to me, ye little bitch? I'll have ye know I graduated top of me class, and I been in many a secret raid against the British. I be trained in naval warfare and I'm the top pirate in all the pirate forces. Ye be nothing to me but just another booty. Yarr I would plundler the fuck out of ye with precision the likes of which ye has never seen before on the seven seas, yarr.

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>>129947556
Ye think ye can get away with saying that shit to the likes of me over the seven seas? Ye think again, ye fucker. As we be speakins I be contactin me secret network of spies across the seven seas and your IPirate is being traced right now so you better prepare for Calypso's storm, ye maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little ship ye call your life. Ye be fucking dead, kid. I can sail anywhere, anytime, and I can kill ye in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with me cannons.