Why do the negros insist on such stupid fucking names?!
All they do is make sure your kid will get their resume thrown into the trash at first glance.
Why would you do that to your own child?
Laugh when I see it on the news.
http://fox40.com/author/sonseeahray-tonsall/
>>129936242
I laughed wayyyy to fucking hard at this.
>>129936616
I saw the OP pic in my feed this morning. You see plenty of them living near Houston.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>politics
>>129936425
>sinutab
Sounds like sinus medication.
>propecia
>>129936425
>dakota for a man
lmao @ thar lives
>>129935539
Charcoaled
>>129936425
>Asians have the whitest names
>>129935539
>Young Woman
Top kek
>>129936425
And it's the really retarded niggers that have the most kids, as proven by these names.
>>129936425
Newport
>>129936824
Negro habits infesting our culture is politics you dirty negro trash
>>129936425
even whites have retarded names. the asians are the only ones who name their kids right. I would say spics too, but brayans and kevins exist.
>>129935539
niggers just say and do whatever pops into their minuscule minds at any given time
literally my dog has more of an attention span
>>129936425
>newport
>>129937047
Should've went with Marlboro.
>>129936956
Naming kids after places is common anon.
That's why girls are called Paris etc
>>129937067
>Discussing nigger names is politics
>>129935539
honhonhonhon
>>129937078
But as whites that's kept to trailer trash, and we openly mock them for it.
With niggers it's something they're ALL proud about.
>>129937210
nigger hating is a traditional /pol/ past-time
maybe reddit is more your speed Tyrone
>>129936425
>Sinutab
Sounds like a pharaoh, guess they wuz kangz after all.
>>129936824
>>129937210
You know your ID stays the same even if you swap flags.
Why so upset nigger. What's your dumbass name??
>>129935539
]eerious : Bracketeerious
'sia : Apostrophesia
>>129937168
Should named her "Kool" life her daddy.
>>129936425
>propecia
lmao
>>129935539
Because they are high on crack when they fill out the forms. Most of them can't even spell a full word longer than 5 letters.
>>129935539
>why do nogs act like nogs?
>>129937491
>>129935539
Illiteracy mixed with Congolese vulgate.
>Patricia
>Shapahtricka
It's a stupid fucking made up naming convention for black people. They would do way fucking better to research their ancestry, find out what fucking part of Africa they were spawned in, because little known fact, IT IS A BIG FUCKING CONTINENT, and name their offspring after their own tribe.
Or just fucking assimilate already and get with the program.
>>129936425
It's hard to even imagine the Onion doing shit like this now
>>129936425
>Dacron
WE WUZ BOWS AN ARROWS AN SHEEIIT
>>129935539
Read this with first name in italics last name in bold.
>>129937439
I would honestly be surprised if there isnt a nigger out there named Bracketeerius.
>>129936425
I would think tyrone would be included
She's good looking despite her name and criminal record.
>>129936425
>Cameron
>Brandon
>Austin
>Dakota
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo8CrY_ZfFk
One time I met this woman named "Shanayjanice", that's like 2 black names in 1
>>129938207
ur gross
>>129935539
why are you so concerned about what Black people name their kids? /pol/ is truly going to shit
>>129936425
>people think this ancient the onion joke is real
>satire is quickly becoming reality
>>129938351
>that's like 2 black names in 1
oh yeah 'janice' is a huge female name in the black community. it's really taking off
>>129937387
My name is Leandro. I'm a Castilian spic.
>>129936425
These are not the most popular black names. They have been replaced with ridiculous ones for the purpose of spreading racism. A simple google search confirms this but I know the simpletons on /pol/ prefer to believe whatever affirms what they already believe.
Reminder that /pol/ are gullible morons who lack the ability to discern a fake source from a real one and are the real perpetrators of fake news, not the mainstream media.
>>129937387
Kek, samefagging nigger caugh with his lips in the fruit juice
Somebody post the one
L-A
>the dash dont be silent!
>>129938686
ITT: niggers and halfricans on damage control
>>129937179
Only in America, burger.
>>129936425
>propecia
fuck me it sounds like medicine that makes you lose your hair
>>129936425
Only a nigger would name his son after a pack of cigarettes.
>>129937221
>shitty negro names
>shitty negro parents can't teach their kids to swim
Gets me every time
>>129936242
Would make an army with and fight hummies until we make the biggest WAGHHH ever.
>>129935539
Maybe this is why...
>>129937179
>Girls are called Paris, clearly a masculine name, in America
???
>>129935539
Why are they two names put together. Isn't that a Southerner thing?
>>129938770
Yeah that joke was really funny when it made the rounds on /b/ back in 2007.
Jermaydernay Shapiquirondius Jackson
>>129937017
No, they have asian names. The only white names there are Michael and Michelle. The others are nicknames, which they named their kids after to emulate the short names in their home countries.
>>129938812
I'm white with blonde hair and blue eyes and a big dick. Just trying to educate you youngins.
>>129938415
/pol/ has been laughing at niggers since this board was created, tyrone.
>>129936425
>>129938997
Niggers and white trash associate Paris with romance and therefore femininity.
Hard to blame them considering how cucked france has been since WW1
>>129936425
I'm 1000% confident that this is fake.
Pe'Quan
>>129938694
>Changing your flag is samfagging.
It's the first time I've seen this feature.
these are the best threads
fucking shitavious
This one threatened to shoot up her workplace with an Uzi.
>>129939410
It is fake. That list is from the onion. This list is correct:
>>129938770
Done
>>129939410
Reading posts before responding is hard.
>>129937901
>>129938484
Every time the pic is posted, I'm astounded by how many people fail to recognize it.
>>129939410
I found it on The Onion.
>>129939738
Niggers gonna nig
http://www.thinkinghousewife.com/wp/2013/09/the-etiology-of-ridiculous-black-names/
>>129939758
Now find the top nigger names.
Those are just top of list, in a white country.
>>129936425
>white names
>Dakota
hahaha fucking new worlder scum
>Black names
Newport?
>>129940108
>thinking
>housewife
kek
>>129936242
Needs an edit so it says parent/warboss.
>>129935539
Because niggers want to make their names distinct but can't think of anything intelligent so they end up making shit like shapammala.
Kinda like how if you go to africa half these niggers names are ooga booga and tribal shit like that
>>129938984
when a gif has both liveleak and bestgore watermarks,
you know this its about to get real.
>>129936242
Baby stole the moonlight
>>129935539
Video highly related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuDeEBDwkG4
>>129935539
my favorite nignog name is Shaqueefa
>>129935539
>>129938557
>Yo ay sup my name's Shitavious but all my homies call me Shitty for short
>>129938686
its a joke
>>129939983
Satanisha gonna Satan.
>>129940726
so he just skipped the foreplay on this one
>>129939840
You magnificent son of a bitch!
>>129936425
>Propecia
>>129938686
The news articles in this thread prove that real nigger names are even more ridiculous than the fake ones.
>>129936425
>>129936242
God damn.
>>129941546
>>129937161
Planet 75% water.
Can't swim.
Darwinism.
>>129940352
This anon speaks truth
>>129939840
This thread makes me happy.
>>129936425
>newport
>>129935539
>>129938984
https://youtu.be/H3JxaqOF9_4
>>129941546
HOLY SHIT KEK
>>129941144
>>129942316
Knew it would go over well when I saw that dumbass nignog name in my feed
>>129942421
ROLLIN
>>129936425
Now i get why all niggers come up with ridiculus nicknames.
>>129936425
>Newport
>Propecia
>>129942421
>>129942586
>DARIEO JACKON
Kek
Imagine naming a duaghter "Lordess". It's like a way of saying the opposite gender or "Lord" but without using "Lady".
I think I'll name my first son Kang!
Like its some way to LARP yourself around the rules of aristocracy.
>>129936425
>Newport
>>129942759
I once knew a black dude named "Sir"
>>129942857
Please be trolling
Like that was his fuckin name? Not his nickname or anything?
>>129937221
>tfw a swimming pool can be a home security tax right off
>>129935539
>Sh'Pamela
it's weird but it's not as bad as many of their names
>>129942421
roll
>>129942421
Rolling
>>129942421
ROLLAN
Also, I've never seen any yard apes smoking cigarillos, only rednecks. However, I have heard of multiple nogs named "Deh-shawn" around town.
>>129943001
>yes sir, that's my nigger stopping moat
Jesus Christ I kek'd
>>129936425
White parent: What's a rich guys name?
Black parent: Whats a unique street name?
Asian parent: Whats a white sounding name?
>>129942421
Roll
>>129942968
That was his first name
>>129942421
Roll
>>129942421
revised version.
>>129935539
Saw this one on an episode of Lockup.
DACJRD was his first name
>>129943263
Jesus Christ
>>129935539
d....... does anyone else think shapammala is kinda qt? :3c
I hope she's okay
>>129935539
I remember seeing some nigger in the news and his name was "trashandre" or some shit.
>>129943449
>Tytalius Johnson
SHEEEEEEIIT
>>129943482
Let's do this
>>129943482
rolling
>>129942469
>>129943502
not even going to try to decipher that
>>129943825
>Tysus Washington
Not too bad, overall
>>129943482
Re-rolling
>>129937491
Fanta is a black thing now?
>>129943502
>Dacjrd
I can't even begin to figure out how you pronounce that...
>>129942421
Rollin for kangz name
>nigger
>resume
>>129935539
with a name like that id make myself go missing tbqhfam
>>129942421
Rolling
>>129943482
alright then
>>129944046
>I can't even begin to figure out how you pronounce that...
it's obviously pronounced "duh-zerd"
>>129943944
>Tyilius Harris
kek
>>129943964
Hope not, I love Pineapple Fanta, and I'm so white you can see thru me like a new born fish.
>>129944080
Even Walmart needs a resume anon
>>129937756
>teaching/encouraging your infant to move their playpen around
A+ parenting
>>129942421
roll
>>129936839
It's because that's exactly what it is:
http://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-54392/sinutab-oral/details
>>129935539
obligatory
https://youtu.be/OUsNY3--npY
>>129944352
Obviously...
And you know that negro starts to chimp out and act like you're dumb every time someone fails to pronounce that shit correctly
>>129942968
I knew 3 black women named "Money" and one (much more unfortunate) named "Female" pronounce Fe-mal-ay (There's a dumb nigger story to that one)
>>129935539
das not right childrens
>>129943900
>>129944046
kek. I couldn't remember what the reasoning here was, but I just googled it and some guy posted on some site called niggermania.net(lel) that it is just made up of the first letter of the first name of his older siblings. I think he's correct, the guy on the show explained it and that sounds about right
>>129943482
shieeeet.
I see new, more retarded ones each consecutive year I work
>>129937303
This. Sunday mornings on the porch with coffee and a good ol' nigger hate thread are the best times on /pol/.
>>129935539
she's cute, though to be quite openly honest.
>>129944518
Maybe bringing slaves over here was a mistake?
>>129944562
>broke ass niggers
>so far behind power gets cut
>better gas my entire family!
>not a single one of those wide nose niggers smelt gas
self removal.
>>129942421
rollin'
>>129944577
>niggermania.net
kek
>first letter of sibling names
So kind of like I buy lotto tickets from family members birthday dates, but more retarded
>>129944692
>zavion
So like a nigger Javier??
>can't even come up with more than 3 words
I hope it likes working at McDonalds
>>129942421
nig me up yo
>>129944711
Just like old times anon
>>129944727
Coal burning trash. Gtfo
>>129942421
Rollin'
Usually the parents have some kind of normal name too. Prob do it because ay yo fuck whitey I aint usin ya name slave names cracka
>>129945251
maybe
>>129945379
>>129945418
haha I thought REALITY was a weird name. took this before that whistlebloweer blew her load
>>129938960
>dakka
Well, that got me.
>>129945479
>>129942421
LaDorshius Warshingtorn
>>129945516
>>129945576
>>129939738
Fucking nigs tarring Santa's good name.
>>129938557
Really though, he had no choice but to be a career criminal with a name like that.
>>129942421
Oh man, I can't wait!
>>129944692
job?, zookeeper or organ grinder?
>>129944516
No, he was actually embarrassed by it and was rather depressed that it was unpronounceable.
>>129942421
brangs it and sheit
>>129942421
Yay!!!
>>129937303
>Tyrone
>not an Irish name
>>129945379
>>129945418
>>129945479
>SkyDrill
Nigga is she a asteroid mining ship??
You work in school disctrict or something??
>>129942421
too fun. again.
>>129939332
Criminally underrated
>>129942421
Nig me up
>>129936839
I'm tempted to play a game of "Black name or pharmaceutical
>>129941546
Kash is actually a cool sounding name, but sir name register? why
>>129946563
yeah. The school I work in is majority black but survives because the leadership is majority white.
>>129938984
>people wanted to stop Koney from stopping this
>>129944562
The generator ad is the joke
>>129942421
Aw sheet
>>129936425
Yall don't know shit.
Ever heard of "Females" or "Tequilya"?
Prounounced "Fe Mah Lez"....
>>129946891
>sir name
Can't hide from me, you dirty nigger
>>129946947
I assumed as much. God knows how you work in a negro school anon, you're a much more patient man than I.
>>129942421
LEGGO
>>129940352
Actually, most niggers in Africa use Christian names.
>>129943652
Well you can always find out if you stop by the shopping mall
>>129939332
>>129936425
hardest ive laughed at your faggots memeings in a long time
>>129935539
really funny, taking a summer class this summer to get ahead in my GE's (freshman at a top10 university here in CA) and theres 2 black chicks in it and the professor (who happens to be jewish) went 'Twinkle?" and CHUCKLED so hard and we all started laughing , who names their kid TWINKLE? and hes like 'do your friends call you TWINK? and we all laughed and she said 'das racizt and she walked out
>>129947591
Nigger hate threads always bring out the best in pol since the plebbit kids and shills don't participate
>>129942421
Roll
>>129935539
Pronounced "Shop the mall-a"
>>129946891
maybe if your like a billionaire, not some welfare collecting nigger.
>>129945601
>Want to help people so become a teacher
>Some nigger writes this totally 100% true story to the school because niggers will always do this shit
>The school never ever takes your side
>begin to hate
>>129947614
>Lord Shahii Allah Black
Oh my god, that's fucking amazing. Best in the thread!!
>>129937161
I'm fucking dying, senpai!
>>129936425
According to jewgle, propecia is a trade name for uti medication lmao
>>129942421
Ayo holup
>>129945601
>please stop requiring my niglet to conform to the very basics of a dress code
So oppressed...
>>129937161
Honestly, if I saw a nigger drowning,
I would be afraid of him shanking me as I tried to save him.
Not even kidding.
>>129937161
Oh god I love this.
>>129942421
Do it
>>129942421
And you shall call me...
>>129939332
Killed it.
More realistically
Baby girl names
Aaliyah/Aliyah
Alexandra
Alexis
Alyssa
Angel
Aniyah
Brianna
Chloe
Destiny
Diamond
Gabrielle
Hailey
Hannah
Imani
Isis
Baby boy names
Anthony
Brandon
Caleb
Cameron
Christian
Christopher
Daniel
David
Elijah
Ethan
Gabriel
Isaiah
James
Jayden
>All they do is make sure your kid will get their resume thrown into the trash at first glance.
From their perspective, this is a good thing. Don't wanna be raisin no uncle tom, slavin' fo whitey.
Keep in mind, the perspective I'm referring to is that of a 16 year old high school dropout who's pregnant (for the fourth time) with her second kid.
>>129942421
lol let's go
>>129935539
>looking at my family tree
>Robert, Thomas, Richard
>That's It
boring tho.
>>129943482
ayo hol up
>>129942421
Rolly polly
>>129937387
>>129939640
your responding to yourself is why you're a samefag.
>>129942421
gibs me dat anme
>>129942421
roll
>>129937168
They like Newports are cheaper
>>129948604
If I saw a negro child, id save them. Not their fault their parents are subhuman trash.
If I saw a negro teen or older drowning? Fuck you, you had your chance to learn to swim, im not risking my neck only to have you call me a cracka and sue me for hurting you when I dragged you out.
>>129939898
>carefully reading every word on a Cambodia tree climbing forum
I'm sorry you're unemployed but kiss my ass
>>129937221
>tfw having a moat surrounding your house is the difference between relaxing around niggers or not
>>129943502
Surely it's pronounced dacard
>>129936242
If you asked he mother she would probably explain to you that it is spelled "sheela" or some shit.
>>129942421
Rollerino
>>129949015
Good point anon
>>129939738
>satanisha
>>129949029
Wish I could do my family tree.
Multiple relatives have tried, but a few generations back there are NO records, at all. Best we figure is our family was trash and immigrated to England under false names and it went from there.
>>129938694
>nigger caugh with his lips in the fruit juice
kek
>>129942421
rolling
>>129939237
we believe you jamal
>>129944692
The fuck kind of common core shit is this? Do kids seriously need to be taught to write their own name?
>>129936425
>Newport
>Propecia
>>129942421
WE WUZ KANGZ
>>129949583
We call them "Nigerrettes" moe.
>>129936425
>Newport
das it mane
>>129951483
Prob writing/spelling practice anon.
IIRC almost half all kids in public education don't meet the standard to be considered literate... parents are failing their kids and the schools can't cope
>>129935539
I dinnt see nuffin wrong with mai naim
>>129951950
>niggerettes
Pretty funny taco man
>>129940186
>hating on housewives
You're in the wrong neighborhood bruh.
>>129935539
Because niggers don't have culture and thus they are trying to make up their own shit like these stupid fucking names and rap.
>>129937161
Globel Warming will save the white race.
>>129952637
I love a good housewife. But thinking isn't their department anon.
Go read some 'mommy is hardest working job everrrrr' groups on FB and get back to me.
>>129937161
>5 niggers rushed to help him
>none could swim
>these things can vote
mmmhhmmmm
>>129953902
i want his baby
WE WUZ SMART AND SHEEIIT
>>129937179
>That's why girls are called Paris etc
>girls named paris
she was packing bro
white bois can't compete, huh?
>>129953961
Is it him?
>>129942421
Rollin
>>129953714
>>129953761
>>129953806
Fuckin kek
>>129935539
White ppl got "race" taken off of job applications,so niggers fucked that up by naming their kid D'Quanshedrick.
>>129953806
are the French black?
>>129942421
roll
>>129953826
I honestly don't see how anyone can't swim.
If your kid is old enough to walk, they should be in a pool learning to swim.
Your only job as a parent is to make sure you kid don't die. Wtf are these subhuman doing??
>>129943482
Jerishon Johnson
>>129954766
Oui
facebook com/kokonn.ho
>>129935539
It's to further separate themselves from white people
>>129937221
thats the sort of shitnames people take when they join an mmorpg and all the good names are taken. wtf.
>>129951950
know the name of this full video.. seems interesting.
>>129936425
What the fuck
>Propecia
It's a drug against receeding hairlines in Sweden
>>129937168
Niggers are more likely to smoke Kools or Newports than Marlboros.
>>129954774
Niggers are raised by a fat black whore who goes to the club in Tuesday,and would rather use her gibs to get her nails did,then take care of her bastard spawn that she didn't abort.
Do the math.
>>129936425
>Newport
>>129942421
Rolleridoo
>>129953902
That CANT be real.
>>129942421
rolliolli
>>129935539
>>129939898
>I better see what everyone else said first before I reply to this post.
>>129950802
You family members were probably Irish slaves forced to change their names to English ones.
>>129954034
This is just sad.
>>129940315
Ask and you shall receive nigger.
>>129936425
>antwaine
>>129954215
Fuck me... for how long are americans going to tollerate them? Literally dumber then apes. Jesus Christ.
>>129935539
Aren't the things like "qua" based on french names?
>>129955016
>It's to further separate themselves from white people
Yet they keep following us around like lost dogs. OK, niggers, you're free. What's that—you can't afford to leave the land of "evil racist whitey"? Your nigger cousins from shit-poor Africa find the money to come here and be "oppressed," but you can't afford to go?
Lying shit-skins.
>>129935539
20 KEK units that she's getting pimpd on backpage in Atlanta.
Any takers?
Niggers don't have a soul. They are lost little girls with Hipoints,killing each other because fat retard d whore mother feels.
>>129947614
>Lord Shahki Allah Black
Bruh he on some Ruler Zig-Zag-Zig Allah shit bruh
>>129954034
>dat name
>dat face
>doze teeeef
No way that family isn't inbred
>>129937761
Most of the tribes African American descend from, which are along the west African cost, are all probably wiped out.
Only Haitians, Jamaicans and Caribbean slave descendants have any cultural memory (I.E Vodoo coming from Vodun)
>>129938279
The only goofy one there is Dakota, tbqh.
Now Skyler is a faggot name.
>>129942421
>>129943482
round 2 google
some names i've heard working at a school in chiraq
>kalil
>quami
>kwami(pronounced the same as above, but two different kids)
>serene(actually semi-normal)
>kwezzy
>jamari
>laquazna
>>129954215
Wow.
Just. Wow.
>>129942421
roll
>>129954215
>Iisszzttadda
>seize the day
WHAT THE FUCK
>>129942421
Enjoy your (You).
>>129942421
Quinsquel Johnson. Well shieeeeet.
>>129935539
niggers have no culture aside from gang violence they appropriated from Italians and Jews
>>129954215
>knows DOB
>can't figure out age
Jesus Christ....
>>129942421
Keep rollin rollin rollin
>>129942421
just fuck my shit up
>>129942421
Neltaricious Robinson sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiittttt
>>129942421
Roll nigga
>>129955151
>memories of playing EQ
>rolling an alt
>spend 40 mins trying to find a name that isn't taken
>resort to brand names from my desk lamp
The good old days
>>129957604
Oh man... those were the days.
Fucking rollin'
>>129955266
Fair point anon
>>129955758
Our theory is they actually came from France. The name they those isn't traditionally British but we found French families with that name.
I think we were criminals anon, but not potatoes
>>129955929
Fuckin gold!!!
>>129956222
The French settled large parts of America anon, they still have a huge influence on the culture in Louisiana, with other pockets dotted around.
>>129955617
>chevelle
>>129956205
than