Brit/pol/ - I'm Not Getting a Tattoo edition

>>129929651

Reminds me of this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3RRsCQb1kY

/POL/ SWEEPSTAKE

Guess the amount of deaths in the tower

http://www.strawpoll.me/13191607

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I'm in your thread

EAT

MY

MEAT

RIGHTLY

First for stock up on food and water.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KErHjXpsfwA

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I want to hug her so much lads.

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>>129929651
Have you decided what font you're getting it in yet lad?

>>129929691
Did they have heartbreak hill back then?

>>129929733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnmGz7ML2rI

Society is doomed and I can't decide whether to try and turn the tide or to sit back, play vidya and watch the world burn.

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>>129929774
Get out.

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First for Autism

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>>129929933

Make me

:)

>>129929825
>tfl the post underneath his was me drunk last night, going mental at everyone.

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>>129929912
>ACCELERATE IT

>>129929813
>tfw no matter how hard I try I can't get into Persona 4 due to its shit pacing

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I woke up on Friday morning to see who won the election... The Tories... THE FUCKING TORIES FUCKING WON. I cried my fucking eyes out for two days and watched on helplessly as we prepare for a hard Brexit and all of my EU citizen friends will get deported. I'm a fucking emotional wreck right now. HOW COULD PEOPLE DO THIS. It makes no fucking sense. NO sense at all to leave the EU. The stupid racist shitheads fucked us up. FUCKING THERESA MAY DID A DEAL WITH THE DUP! Owen Jones said the DUP were homophobic and she did a deal with the DUP anyway. THE. FUCKING. DUP. Almost a week after the result was declared, things were looking so bleak I was about to take my own fucking life. The only thing that made me spit out the pills was remembering that there's no stupid afterlife. My gran has already killed herself. My sister is moving to Ireland. My pub down the round has already been closed down due to the crashing value of the pound. I hate britain. I hate my fucking stupid life. If you voted Tory you're the scum of the earth and you deserve a painful death, it's that fucking simple.

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>>129929651
*Takes your seats and humilates your party leader*

>>129929825
I said more than 10 people, we know it's probably 12 muslims but not necessarily any people.

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>>129930059
MUMMY

>>129930045
I did wonder if you were pissed up desu, you were being a right bellend. Yeah we get it, get a big fuck-off massive bag of rice.

Daily reminder that if you voted Leave last year and then voted Labour this year, you're a mong.

>>129930049
To be honest I prefer P4 to P5. The fifth is pretty cool but you can't beat the rural goodness of Inaba.

And Yosuke's ass.

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>be burger
>be fat
>live surrounded by ethnic "minorities"
>"Hey, you guys in Britain really need to sort your country out. I can't imagine what I'd be like to see America go to the carrion."

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>>129930131

Why didn't Mosley and the BUF do better at elections? He clearly had a large following and could draw a huge crowd.

>>129929912

A little of column A, a little of column B. All we can do is the best we can.

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>>129930238

>>129930059
Where'd this pasta originate from, I want a laugh.

>>129930288
Fucking hell.

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>>129930238

SAYS WHO??????

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>>129930131
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Hi, I was wondering how we could expand our reach to new people as a sub/pol/

Maybe we could do like an issue zero, like comic books. Where we start these threads again, and everyone acts like it's the first one, and all the trips introduce themselves, and all the memes are explained?

Just a though, I'd like to hear what you all think
thanks

Tomorrow's QT panel isn't announced yet, makes me think they may be re-tooling it to be based around the Grenfell Tower discussion.

This Week is on but will have Nick Ferrari instead of Andrew Neil. I like Nick Ferrari so I welcome it - better than the usual guest host John Nicolson, at least.

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>>129930131
..

>>129930131
It's legal kikery but this time I'm forced to agree. Are US Constitution rules in place on nogs? 3/5ths of a person each?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNPzlFivd3M

>Conservatives make a clusterfuck out of Brexit.
>Corbyn goes full deluxe space communism, Blairites defect to Lib Dems
>Clegg regains his seat
>High Overlord Nick Clegg becomes PM
>Flattens the Lords, converts the Commons to PR
>1000 year liberal reign
And it's all Farage's fault

>>129930288
That legit?

>>129930314
>>129930048

Really can't decide lads. I'll keep thinking.

>>129930227
I was very drunk, but I stand by pretty much everything I wrote.

>>129930281
It's already too late for Uncle Sam, isn't it?

I love to eat dicks.

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>Kensington marginally switches to Labour
>Tories burn the poor cunts out

Getting ready for 2022 I see

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>>129930505

I remember my first beer too.

>>129930131
Get the tattoo

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>>129930131
You cheeky little monkey.
>>129930288
PETER YES

>>129930431
All three are legitimate, and there was more that I didn't screenshot. From earlier today.

>>129930513
America is fine. Donald Trump is hard at work fixing their country.

Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a fuckheap of trouble.

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>>129930313
Why do you think? (((They))) wanted rid of him because he exposed the lies of the (((elite))) and the British (((Hegemony)))

When they forced him to drink ARYANBLOOD and he became the terror of Europe was his final undoing.

>>129929774
75% of americans haven't left america, move it.

>>129930361
we want to get rid of the fucking tripfags, not keep them here.

>>129930361
>Trips introduce themselves

Why would you let a bunch of egomaniac narcissists introduce themselves? They wank off to any attention given to them.

IGNORE ALL TRIPFAGS AND KAREN POSTERS.

Being burnt alive is easily one of the worst ways to die. You'd have to jump out of the window in that situation, right?

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well that is the last of BUF for now.

>>129929733

Go to fucking bed YKTD.

You've got to be up early tomorrow to sign on.

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>>129930505
It was more the way you were aggressively repeating the same lines every post, without acknowledging anything said by anyone else. Pace yourself next time yeah?

>>129930717
Saaaaaaaaafe blad.

>>129930573
I'd actually finished a 70cl bottle of bourbon before midnight. Then I washed it down with 4 cans of Scrumpy Jack. I'm 36, by the way, and I've been drinking heavily for a very long time.

>>129930431
I'm starting to like Peter less and less, he's a bit like a doctor who has diagnosed cancer with a 1 in a thousand chance of getting better, but instead of recommending some new special treatment that might work and warning you of the chances, he just tells you not to bother and that all is lost, in fact even if he did know about this 1 in a 1000 cure he probably wouldn't even tell you, he would blame your cancer on the fact that you smoke marijuana once 2 years ago, then he'd tell you to fuck off out of his consultation room and day dream about working in a healthcare system where nobody got sick.

>>129929787
>>129929933
>>129930048
>>129930131
>>129930288
>>129930335
>>129930431


You have the charisma of a damp rag, and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. And the question that I want to ask, is "Who are you?". I'd never heard of you. Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you. I would like to ask you, President, who voted for you, and what mechanism the people of Europe have to remove you? Is this European democracy? Well, I sense though that you are competent and capable and dangerous, and I have no doubt in your intention, to be the quiet assassin of European democracy, and of the European nation states. You appear to have a loathing for the very concept of the existence of nation states - perhaps that's because you come from Belgium, which is pretty much a non-country. But since you took over, we've seen Greece reduced to nothing more than a protectorate. Sir, you have no legitimacy in this job at all, and I can say with confidence that I speak on behalf of the majority of British people in saying: We don't know you, we don't want you, and the sooner you're put out to grass, the better.

>>129930893
>me
>YKTD
Fuck you, I'm Millwall.

We are all disappointed with Shitexit, oh I mean Brexit that day mate aaaarrrr it was a disgusting horrible day I think I nearly cried a tear. To those dumb fucking handbag materialistic status oh look at me dumb cant people. FUCK YOU FUCKING YOU Stupid CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was so SICK of this fucking world on that day on a scale that wasn't even on a scale it fucking broke beyond it and now there is a massive hole in my bedroom wall and I think I broke an arm and my pleasure hand. Haha seriously tho I was so disappointed man! we've got more victims of calamity already and have still got more to come from poverty and more bollocks etc. America is not looking pretty either to be fair they got two massive reptilian cortex asshole politicians on the rise that I wouldn't mind sniping for there own good.. It's the Titanic and 911 all over again mate I I just no it.

Who is the vilest, stupidest, most repulsive and arrogant tripfag and why is it Eddie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K13wMg0zfnA

I want Cable to be Lib Dem Leader

R I S I N G
T I D E
L I F T S
A L L
B O A T S

>>129931087
>K I A

>>129930600
I was always slightly concerned by Peters instant dismissal of Enoch Powell, but I did put it down to avoiding handing a crate of ammo to his opponents. Taking this into account maybe he genuinely disagrees with him.

http://www.enochpowell.net/sd-54.html
>The European Economic Community, despite its name, is political; and the question of British membership is a political question, purely a political question. Moreover, it is a great political question: not one to which the answer will make little or no difference, but a parting of ways which must diverge ever further and faster

>>129931087
Pruesse is pretty bad but frankly they're even/

>>129931087
Meme merchant easily.

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g-good evening senpais...

>>129930905
That's not what happened, though.

>>129930979

> Millwawl
> Landan
> Fookin' shoe shayne govna'

Confirmed subhuman.

Although, there aren't any real Londoners left are there?

>>129931087
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>>129930266
P5 is pretty meh anyway. It was played way too safe. Solid game but wasn't worth the wait.

12 dead, 78 in hospitals
That's only 90 people, and this place had around 600 living in it.

Are we really going to see a triple figure death count here?

>>129930859
>>129930792
Fair play to them, they were probably working their ass off to get that in before deadline.

Statement from Mairposter
on someone asking was cop bust real ?

hiroyukii said he would give me a written pardon as a Mod to stop you lot Paedos and Racism ..I didnt know what you lot posted so was ok ..!
Listen ..I told Britpol this back in OCT ,
Police/LEA wanted me to grass you lot up ..
I would not done it ..
as Owner hiro ..Blessed me and told me I would be Golden .. , an I rung told him on sun .. I am getting thrown too wolfs here, 400 arrests she /May wanted ,Tomorrow raid , Ips collected Britpol , (its OFF NOW after MAY Breakdown YEESSSSSSSSSSS) I would get life if I said I was mod/admin here .. the normies/jury get see cartoon anime which is life like .. Jury OUTRAGE ! .. ! Pft I done Prison /strangeways 15 years ago(did 6yrs ) , /manslaughter killed two pakis in a pub toilet , again all HERE , Guys know here they thought this LARPing .. an I joked with them wankers last summer .. But .. wether you believe this or not I dont care my mate hiro revokes my bans and asked me to be a jan/mod .. I said No as I get pissed rant and hate tories ..lol not impartial ..
Just Remember I was going to look after you lot in northern jails ok .. Huge Racist/Paedo bust gone .. Phewwwwww ..lol

>Farron quit because of his faith

Practically admitting that he thinks gays should be culled

>>129930978
Not as good as the time he implied the president of the EU was Hitler (by chanting the theme to Dad's Army at him).

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>>129931062
>pleasure hand
kek

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>be British
>drink tea

Legend has it that if you travel east to Japan, you will find an old man living on the coast just 40 miles south of Tokyo. If you give this man $500,000 he will take you to an island just off the coast that can't be found on any map. This island is filled with people without faces or names, who hold grudges over the most trivial of matters. When you arrive at this island the first thing you will see is a swimming pool that is never open. Just beyond the pool you will find a town that is filled with cats. You must find a white cat wearing a pink bow. If you ask the cat how to get to Mexico, he will stand up and ask you for three things: Your name, your face, and your soul. If you agree to give them to him, your face will vanish and you will forget your own name. You can live on the island and have whatever you desire, but you can never leave the island. The only way to escape is to find the cat again and ask for a young child. The next day a van will pull up in front your house. You will hear a knock at the door, and a voice will ask if you want to come to a party. No one knows what happens if you answer the door.

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I got my tattoo a few weeks ago. It didn't hurt as much as I thought it would.

>>129931304

If it was full of white people the Guardian wouldn't give a toss.

Starting to think maybe there was a bomb in the fridge desu

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>>129930974
>He actually ever liked Peter Hitchens

>>129930733
>>129930787

I'm just thinking up solutions to how to attract new users!

>>129930805

You could eat some of your own tasty smoky barbecue leg though.

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>>129930059
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>>129931402
A-Anon are you okay? Do you need help?

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>>129931248
>he doesn't know about St Roy Millwall, the Lion of London Bridge

FUN FACT:

When you hear that someone has died after suffering major burns, often it is your body poisoning it's self.

>>129930805
Yes I would

When I was younger, my best friend went out with the love of my life. I was 11. And that experience ruined me emotionally. Even though I didn't give any hints to either of them about my real feelings, and that those feelings only really surfaced after they started going out, I still felt profoundly betrayed.

Because of my "best friend" fucking me over I don't feel comfortable opening myself up and extending my emotions.

In the past couple of years I have attempted relationships. I really have. But it hurts so bad when I see the same thing happen all over again...my newer best friend gets buddy buddy with the girl I love and I am blocked out of her life. She gets other boyfriends and I try to show her how much I love her. I really fucking tried. That guy was no good...I was trying to help when I brought that knife. He deserved a good stabbing. Not that he got one...I just wanted to look manly in front of her.

I pretty much gave up on her - let's call her "J" - a few months ago, and have since moved onto her friend. I think she's different...she actually sees past my semi-autistic features to my personality. I even went to the school ball with her. She kinda ignored me the whole night and flinched every time I tried to dance with her or speak to her, but it still shows progress right? Let's call *her* "K".

Some inferior woman-thing tried seducing me. She tried to distract me from my real love. We dated for a couple weeks, kinda, but only because I was so messed up at the time and didn't know what I really wanted. I broke up with her though because I can't really handle anything right now. My life is pretty intense at the moment. Maybe things will get better when I move to the city.

>>129930974
As you know, I completely agree with him that we are past saving.

>>129931277
I hope so!

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>>129931304
Cool photo desu

>>129931430
Spot on that lad. Looks really good. Nice.

>>129931527
Anonymous,

I know who you are. You're almost invariably male, Caucasian, middle-class. Your parents were normal, vanilla folks. Maybe you had a sibling or two.

You went to a public school, pulling high or middlish grades with ease and relative disinterest. You didn't really gel with most of the other kids; you found them boring, they found you weird. Your contempt for the average person grew with your age, never seizing control like in some emo dipshit, but simmering casually in the back of your head. When some asshole who could barely read got hurt, you probably laughed. When some stuck-up skank got herpes, you probably smiled. Chances are you got on well enough with your teachers; you weren't a preening asshole like many of your peers, at least showed vague interest in learning, and perhaps the teacher sensed and picked up on your general contempt for others in your classes. This trend no doubt continued into college, if you had the motivation to bother.

It's a bit of an exaggeration to say you hate women: you don't, after all, enjoy the socializing game. You're probably no Don Juan, either. You long ago began to think of women as disappointingly petty, but you still hope to encounter someone interesting at some time or another.

You enjoy being anonymous because it is a release from the normal world: no anonymous has an identity, no anonymous is a preening faggot. Anonymous realizes he is just a guy fucking around on the internet. Anonymous knows others of his kind enjoy this fact, too. You despise the furfag, the gaiafag, the internet tuff guy for one simple reason: he acts like the internet is the real world, a place where actions should have social consequences and where there needs to be a pecking order. Needless to say, you do not approve.

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>>129931430
The pain you'll receive for that one has barely begun.

>>129931277
No.

>>129931087
Eddie because he thinks England is a real country when it's actually Norman-Saxony.

It's gonna be fucking grim on the inside of that tower isn't it lads..

>>129931538

I think everyone knows about him he's never off the ned kelly.

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>>129931228
Back again, eh? Guess you like the taste of pain.

>>129930004
Did she do a cheeky African wave?

>>129931132
just wanted you to know, I stopped watching before 30 seconds. Sorry you didn't get a video view.

We were talking about this with a friend earlier: WHY ARE WHITE PEOPLE SO ANGRY AT BLACKS?

and we came up with this answer: they're jealous!

Let's see why:

1) We got awesome resistance against the sun. Enjoy being burned.
2) We are more fit, we can outrun any white male anytime. even CHUCK NORIS?!?
3) We got bigger dicks.
4) Girls dig us better.
5) We have very wide social circles. White people have forgot how to live in society.
6) We got rhythm. We can dance, rap, sing, make music, you name it!
7) A black chick wouldn't date a white boy. On the other hand, white girls would drop their white boyfriend anytime for a black guy if given the chance.
8) We're simply cooler. Admit it, maybe it wasn't the case some 200 years ago, but nowadays being white sucks whereas being black is cool as hell.
9) We got a sense of what family is about.
10) We get MANY children so that our genes will last long on this motherfucking earth, not like your average pathetic two children.
11) If you don't die a virgin, and happen to get a daughter...chances are she'll be sucking and swallowing black dicks :)

I could be going on and on and on but you get the point by now.

Enjoy being white, sucker :)

Anyone actually upset by this in Bongland?

I mean, that's like 12 less people on the dole.

>>129931703
You mean Anglia-Gascony? Pfft, can't even get his history right.

>>129931211
Didn't he fuck off ages ago?

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>>129931228
Waddup bby x

>Clad flats with highly flammable insulation cladding
>1 fire exit (main stairwell).
>Fire alarms don't work
>Tell residents to remain indoors when there's a fire
>Close all the firestations nearby
>Slash funding for fire service
Is May actually trying to ethnically cleanse London? Because it fucking looks like it.

>>129931211
He's coming back soon probably.

>>129931527

It's either Peter Hitchens or the Colonel from Metal Gear Solid 2.

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REMINDER NOT TO USE FAKE PAPER POSTERS, ONLY I CAN PROVIDE PAPERS IN HIGH ENOUGH RESOLUTION TO READ ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE HEADLINES


(just kidding, no hate intended)

>>129931737
Countz as 1 under analyticz thnx :)

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Here's a song you can enjoy whilst you ponder the absolute fucking state of Brit/pol/ tonight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsrfovOPcjk

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>>129931402
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>>129930639
You are like the colonel at the end of MGS2 spewing out random shite as his AI goes haywire.

>>129931798
Yeah I think he fucked off to Italy or something.

>>129931840
I hope not.

>man saved his daughters by disemboweling himself and allowing them to rappel to safety

This story just gets more and more horrific.

>>129931430

i seriously hope that's not a real fucking tattoo. i would honestly kill myself if i had that on me

also, does anyone know why EVERY single victim and victim family of the tower inferno is a fucking mudshit ? is britain completely over now ? i haven't been there in a few years

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>>129931768
>WHY ARE WHITE PEOPLE SO ANGRY AT BLACKS?

I’m not.

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>>129931430
>le kekistani flag xDD
Christ.

>>129931853
ur welkz x

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>>129931873
Alpha Male

I'm an Alpha male brit/pol/.

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

>>129931952
It's London. London is basically Calais.

>>129931791
The utter state of Triplords.

>>129931952
Britain is now 100% muslim.

>>129931846
>>129931873

spoopy.

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So many happenings lads.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMykYSQaG_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMykYSQaG_c
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMykYSQaG_c

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>>129931647
>addresses him as anonymous
>he's clearly a tripfag

???

>>129931915
WTF seriously?! Link me please

>>129931991
I love the kekistani flag, it's such an easy way to identify alt-right/reddit cunts.

>>129931914
He didn't, he claimed he had 4chan blocked for the duration of the exam period so he could revise without getting distracted. From what I can remember the exam period ends around this month or so, so it's likely that he'll come back.

Lads should i be scared of my fridge??

How poorly maintained has a fridge gotta be for it too light up a fecking tower block

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I will always be alone.

>>129931823
Tbf the "stay put" policy makes a lot of sense in a building with decent fire protection. Most new builds have a 30 minute rating.

>>129931849
now i can read what i posted!

Milkman has left the libdems

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>>129930059

>>129932086
Stop posting this shite.

>>129932143

More like he has it blocked for Ramadan.

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R8 my OC.

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>>129931647
If you need help just say so.

>>129931430
>oh you're from devon?

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>>129932078

>>129931430
Not an original image, but if you really did get that, I'd kill yourself

>>129930313

The Battle of Cable Street ended their popularity. They went on a march, and then communists, Jews and others showed up and started fighting them. This resulted in their uniforms being banned (and political parties are not allowed uniforms now because of this). Then, the press associated them with the Nazi party in Germany and agitated against them, further damaging their reputation. The final nail in the coffin came in 1940, when they were forced to disband by the government because of WW2.

>>129932170
Don't worry anon, you won't be alone in your final moments as the knife perforates your ribcage.

Why is it always the crazies with bad punctuation.

>>129932150
Depends. Do you have more than one exit out of your house, a working firealarm, or walls that aren't cladded in fucking inflammable styrofoam?

If so, you're fine.

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>>129931716
p-please no punches pepe-senpai...
>>129931820
n-no...

>>129932245
s'alright/10

>>129931915
Kek>>129931952

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>>129932150
>mfw there is a fridge manufacturer named 'Smeg'

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>>129932020
>Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

was it barry manilow?

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>>129932263
Who /devon/ here?

>>129932245
Noice.

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>>129932020

>told me theyll always love me?

That sounds like something a mother would say.

>>129932338
Are you literally 12?

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>>129932249

Hey, brit/pol!

I don’t know what’s wrong with you guys, seriously! You all bawwww about not having girlfriends, lives or any other shit. But here’s the truth:

-I have a girlfriend; she’s really hot. And I mean REALLY.

-I play keyboard. None of your shitty emo music, no. I play stuff people enjoy SOCIALLY.

-I have TONNES of friends, male and female. I’m funny, smart, and friendly.

-I get good grades. I’m going to get rich, while you faggots sit in your basements.

The best bit? I spend about 4 hours a day on here, and have done for about a year. I’m one of you, but not. I’m everything you want to be, but aren’t.

Pic is me. I got rid of my face, because I don’t want you freaks fapping to me.

>>129932292
Which knife will alieviate my loneliness?

>>129932118
I thought Alt-right was like Millenial woes, Richard Spencer, White nationalist types

The kekistani shit was Milo, mcinnes and their ilk

>>129932150
Woah calm down buddy. Don't be such a fridgeophobe #NotAllFridges

>>129932150
Where is the guy whose fridge it was? Hospital or barbequed? Seems like bullshit to me.

Most of the people in the tower block seem to have been Muslims, so in that regard I give zero fucks about this. Allah wills it.

Also those "Brits" sitting on their high horse telling people how we must all band together and help our fellow British victims can fuk right off too...these Muslims hordes aren't Brits.

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Laura K gets a ton of abuse from Corbynistas, even now. The many replies to this tweet are exclusively slagging her off for mentioning Corbyn's cabinet reshuffle as a sign of instability (which it somewhat is).

>>129932316
Only have one door desu

>Tfw poorfag :-(

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>Tower fire
>Disaster
>DIVERSITY
>DIVERSITY
>DIVERSITY

Literally just seen a kike on TV talking about how great that the community has come together in this time of need

Fuck the (((news)))

>>129932245
Is that Hadrian's wall?

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Is she based?

She's got a face like an ass but damn I agree with most of her opinions. Especially about poor people being lazy fucks and there's no justification for people working hard for high incomes to subsidise them, and that fat people are fat for their own fucking fault.

>>129932020
But at the end of the day I'm the one that gets to cuddle with her on the sofa.
So who really wins?

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>>129932202
>mfw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SckD99B51IA

>Tempted to stand as Labour MP
75K, two houses plus expenses. And all I have to do is smile and recite clause 4 and mutter about working for the plebs. What's the catch?

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>>129932416
HOLY FUCK I'VE FIGURED OUT WHO IT IS
IT'S YKTD

>>129932445
A civic-nationalist by any other name would smell as shit.

I am going into town later an scoring some coke and nigger whore an throttle it from behind .. WOW .. I Beat this .. I you idiots dont know the half of it .. I need to do Thank hiro an his mods here , an the thing is I love him like a bruv .. an if you started on him I Gut YOU like a fish .. He is a lovely lad an he could of barred us all but he let it run .. He let other paedo threads go .. an he still on google .. (that was my defense in court that Google an we ok just high spirits .. ) I got two cats go foster care tomorrow.. lol need them rehoming with me ..:)

>>129931952

Muds live in slums what else is there to say, Mr. 10% Muslim?

>>129932457
I love Laura.

>>129932511
It's a cobblestone road you dafto.

>>129932445
The Milo & McInnes crew muscled in on the label. Oh and Vox Day also claims to have invented it. Kek.

Hahahahahahahahaahahaha

Isn't it funny! All the people missing seem to be British, born and bred...

>>129932150
Don't tell me you buy the fridge story. Fridges can't explode like he claimed (and conveniently his "neighbour" was nowhere to be found).

>>129932385
Are you that "stuck in east Devon" anon from brit/feel/?

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How does he keep getting away with it?

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Reminder that Designated Leftist is still missing, 6 days after the result he could have dreamed of.

>>129932447
That fridge must have been in shit condition though

>>129932457
I'd say the Labour reshuffle if a sign of strength. All the blairite traitors who wouldn't work with him before are coming back and he's trying to make a cabinet of all the strongest people in the party

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>>129932631

>>129932457
She gets that shit even when she posts something completely uncontroversial, it's absurd.

>>129932457
If you ever see a labour supporter being hostile, bring up Corbyn's "kinder sort of politics".

Usually shuts them up cause they have no response to being such intolerant dicks.

>>129932513
Don't use groidology.

But yes, she's braver than most when trying to speak the truth.

>>129932150
It depends on a variety of factors, such as make, model, age, size, power, and whether or not it's being used to cool components of IEDs.

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>>129932649
No but I am in East Devon.

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>>129932655

Fucking high quality M80.

>>129932658
Good, here's hoping more follow suit.

>>129932416
>I have a girlfriend; she’s really hot. And I mean REALLY.

Post pictures of her feet as proof.

>>129932150
stop being frigid

>>129932707

It's not absurd, libtards are filled with impotent, brainwashed rage.

>>129932385
>not Cheshire master race

>>129931952
>also, does anyone know why EVERY single victim and victim family of the tower inferno is a fucking mudshit ?

Because they all choose to live together in their own highly inflammable filth.

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>>129930639

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Ulster edition of Chadposting.
>tfw Chadposting will be as popular as Sauna Guy and Spurdo in a few months

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>>129932640
At this point i don't know what to believe,

Do i believe the official fridge line??

Do i believe are Peaky, that it was an inside Job

Or do i believe that he had a bomb in the fridge and it backfired..

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Dad says "they haven't interviewed a single British person yet". Tell him London is 40% white. Bit annoyed, but I can see his opinions turning.

>>129932930
Meant for >>129932672

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>>129932457
(((Kuenssberg)))

Nuclear holocaust now. Press the button.

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>>129932785

>>129932660
defrost a fridge /radon gas can escap ..Boom ..

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>>129932785
I hate women. I really do. Every time I look at them, my blood pressure shoots through the roof. When they're gabbing on the cell phone about Paris Hilton. When they're adjusting their lipstick and taking up my time rifling through their stupid purse. When they whine to me about their period. When they blither on and on about some artist/film director/musician nobody else gives a flipping fuck about. When they cry and expect your personal sympathy.

But most of all, /b/, I hate them because they're smug, hyperactive little bitches made that way by our shithole society. Look what uncontrolled feminism and the media has done to them: they think they're superior. They can call the shots. No woman will even know what it feels like to be completely alone and unloved unless she is FIERCELY ugly. All their crying about relationships is merely them fucking up; any girl can get any guy she wants if she tries.

When girls are feeling down, they can have any man they like and fuck him. Even if they have no friends in the world, even if they are pathetic, ugly whores, they could strike up a conversation with any guy in class and make him theirs. But a lonely, pathetic man is hated by women. They know they're better than him. They give him nothing. Even though they know he suffers from his biological urges, they sit and laugh and do nothing for him. They get to choose who is happy and who is sad.

I know this is BAAWWWWW over being a virgin. I know that it's not morally right. But I'm posting it because every single one of you sexless /b/tards thinks the same thing. When you watch your roommate make out with his girl, when you hear it in love songs on MTV, when you see it on the streets: know that those women are laughing at you, hating you, denying you something completely harmless, just because they hate who you are as a person. And that's their never-questioned right in this world.

>>129932550
When are we getting rid of this cunt permanently for avatarfagging and tripcunting?

>>129932894
Yeah I've been thinking the same. Probably a bomb maker who fucked up and ended up burning down his own home

>>129930397
>>129930358
>>129930288

He's not wrong but i think we're too far gone now. if the UK didn't want to be a colony or province of Europe it should have heeded DeGaulle's warnings shots and stayed out.

>>129932930
London is 40% brit 20%eurowhite

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>>129933018
Make me.

>>129933018
You can't get rid of terminal cancer.

>>129932894
Was Coolio in that pic the one who told the fridge story? Because if it was him then 100% guarantee it was a rogue grow op that did the tower in.

>>129932457
Woah, it's almost like it's an exciting time in politics!

What do these people even think?

>"Politics is SO boring, why don't politicians spice things up?"
>"Why are you spicing it up?! Stop, there's too much happening!"

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>>129933102
Who the fuck are you?

>>129932743
I'm on to you, lad!

Alright... I'm going to make a non copypasta post now shit/pol...

fuck you all. not one of you said 'haha nice funny post there mate.... half of my posts are (you)less... fucking niggercunts.

i'm going to bed now. FUCK YOU SHIT/POL/

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>>129933075
By the time he works out how to Google it'll be 40%.

>>129933180
Me.

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>>129932655
Kek, did chuckle lad

>>129932930
That was the 2011 census. Also remember there are an estimated 1 million minimum illegals in London, that changes the proportions.

>>129932150
If it's really old then the compressor can start smoking and maybe burn a bit, but it's unlikely to set anything on fire and it definitely won't explode.

>>129933091
I really, really like this image. Mind if I save it?

>>129933180
Its another cancerous tumour that has metastasised within Brit/pol/'s spinal tissue.

This thread is dead.

>>129933198
First day on the boards eh kiddo?

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>>129933193
You'll never find me.

>>129932894
There is sense to what he says. If they are stingey on the maintenance it can reach a stage where it becomes theoretically dangerous and the risk assessments suggest that demolishing it is the safest option.

But they don't do that expecting shit like this to happen because let's be honest, it never does.

>>129932894
>Do i believe the official fridge line

TOP KEK, What Timeline are we living in :-D

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>>129933082
>unhealthy and friendless

Listen Lads I am chuffed we all here an for many more .. I know Im Corbyn .. KEK
But I am Blessed we all ok Lads xxx
Glad we all OK ... !!!!

>>129933303
this comming from a less than 1 month random tripfag... go fuck yourself. faggot.

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>>129933292
Save it, it's all yours my friend!

>>129933297
I take offence to that, I've been around longer than shitposters like him.

Flat fires are

PART AND PARCEL

>>129933198
I've seen almost all your copypastas before. That's why I didn't give you any (you)s you mongoloid. Goodnight.

>>129933363
Normies can't comprehend how I'm just okay spending every day not speaking.

Who else here can't wait for the 2021 census?

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Serious money

Help! Captain! We're taking on shitposters!

>>129933040
And with Sadiq Khan on the case we wouldn't hear the truth, it would be burried

>>129932814
Yes lad where abouts in cheshire? I live there as well lol

>>129931773
A large proportion of people think it's fucking great, certainly a lot more than would have thought such a thing five years ago.

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>tfw you choke on your own spit

>>129933397
You're Jeremy Corbyn????

>>129933423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>>129933407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eKv4BEujFU

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>>129930238

>he still doesn't realise she intentionally threw the majority so she doesn't have to deliver anything

>>129933328
I know who you are, though. Your the anon who always used to say >tfw when stuck in east Devon

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>>129933554
my girlfriend does this too

>>129930974
I agree, he's been like it ever since 2015 or so, probably due to the Conservative majority. All he ever does nowadays is argue with teenagers on Twitter about drugs or attack the right. I'd be fine with that if he was attacking alt-right types who are only damaging to the right but he doesn't, he attacks those on the right with actual chances of succeeding. Take Duterte for example*. A politician actually seriously cracks down on drug smuggling and abuse and makes a difference, and what does Peter do? Complains because the means by which he has done it aren't entirely ethical/Christian. He attacks UKIP and Farage because they have/had some libertarian leanings and aren't entirely socially conservative. Sure, they're not perfect, but they're the best viable option we have in this country. He attacks Trump because he's brash and not a genuine conservative, but again, it's the best they've got and it's a step in the right direction. And he attacks the Brexit referendum. Although his criticisms of referenda are right, any chance of leaving is better than none. I'm trailing off a bit but the message is he attacks the right more than the left and the aspects of the right he attacks are aspects that actually show some progress towards a conservative future. Someone best described him earlier as a conservative Goldilocks.

If you want to maintain your respect for him, just imagine that he passed away just before the 2015 General Election and never became a cunt.

*I know Duterte is technically left-wing, but I think you understand what I mean.

>>129933650
Landed yourself a keeper there anon.

>>129933547
Crewe.

>>129933560
Brit/pol/ is about shitposting, posting with a trip is shitposting. Therefore using the trip is in keeping with the thread topic.

Anyone know a way to add moisture back to my tobacco without ruining it? Hot weather has made it so dry

>>129933363
>>129933484

>tfw read the other day that loneliness is worse than smoking 2 packs of cigarettes a day
>bought some and went to the local pub and started asking people for lighters to start a conversation
>couldn't think of anything else to say so went home and started smoking alone

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>>129933566
Please! Have another one on me!

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>>129932513
She is based. She uses "muh chilluns" a bit too much but she's got such a cute voice I don't mind

>>129932610
Fuck you cuck. Yer meme's shit.

>>129933472
the tory election/dup one is my own. you still did not give any (you)s. fuck you. retard.

>flags bought back
>can't choose country flag

I used to enjoy shitposting as an Australian or a Canadian back in the day.

>>129930281
Do you have a UK version of this map?

>>129933401
Oh I do apologise, don't let a lowly pleb like me get in your way. Please spam more stale copypastas, your avant-garde sense of humour is truly hilarious.

>>129933770
tears
preferably baby tears
try blowing smoke into a baby's eyes

>>129932245
I like it, Hammerofthescots/10

>>129933524
Fucking state of boxing

>>129932513
Faux conservative that does more harm than good.

>>129932513

definitely based

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>>129933082
Doesn't really matter. Men in my family don't tend to reach their mid 60's anyway.

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>>129933788
Poor guy. You should look online for conversations and just mimic them if you are that autistic.

>>129932457
Anyone else think Laura is sort of cute?

>>129932610
>>129933885
I thought it was Hadrian's wall too.

>>129933885
You've just got a shit sense of perspective. Let's go through it: a wall is 3D, standing upright, and a road is flat.

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>>129933524
holy shit
fucking buzzing lad

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>>129933942


1st. thanks for apologising mate, glad we are on speaking terms again

2nd as i said before. its 2 hours past my bedtime...


goodnight brit/pol

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>>129933592
I swear I'm not him.

>>129934073
See this >>129934043

You need to work on ratio and perspective.

>>129933788
My problem with conversations I think of several responses at once and then spend too long deciding which one to go with and by the time I do it's too late and they're already onto something else.

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>>129933917
I did give you a (you) and a picture. And I just gave you two more. I wished you goodnight too you bastard.

FIGHT ME YOU CUNT.

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>>129934043
Et tu?

>>129933018
Listen lads He /IP can shitpost her .. its a requirement at 4channs or other ones ..
Just dont reply to him ..
You ARE LEGAL SAFE as not CP user ..

But be aware u are on a Racist /Paedo image board .. ok

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Look at all these poor fuckers, they're covered in soot!

>>129934189
We just have different ideas of roads.

>>129934259
Night night, Sooty.

>>129933082

>Close social ties

But no one has close social ties in the modern world.

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I saw Grefnell Tower still smoking and smouldering on the way home from work, seeing it charred in real life is quite uncomfortable, I never thought I would see anything like it. To think that I was laying in bed fapping whilst people died in a fire just down the street is pretty sad. :(

>>129934259
sweet ..kek

>>129934082
Pure autism

>>129934402
There are still places where people do, where real communities exist. They are endangered but not extinct.

>>129934410
My fucking sides