We Official Monster Raving Loony Party now

>>129917622

Free flipflops on tuesdays.

the purge but only for black majority areas

>>129917829

Also we'll start an inter-mural national box turtle fighting circuit.

sharia law

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>>129917622
tax cuts for the rich

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>>129917622

lowering of the rent

I like this

Convicts dress as popular memes once a year and have a cage match to the death for their freedom

>>129917622

Lord Buckethead for Prime Minister.

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Watch out May!

>>129917622
Steal people's money and tell them it's for their benefit

>>129917622
Everyone is delivered a random exotic food that they have to eat every friday. This will overall improve our appreciation of foreign foods.

>>129918348
>>129918569
I'd watch that. Don't kill the turtles though. Other wise it will become illegal and get shut down.

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bring back turkey twizzlers

Make THICK the new standard of beauty.

Commence the THICK-ening.

>>129919537
Of course not. We'll have to come up with some way to determine the winner, but that was a given from the start.

How do they decide the winner in a beetle fight?

>>129917622
ban /pol/

>>129919139
Make it every household, and extend it to over the weekend.
That way we're not just shoving pineapples down people's throats.

>>129920467
Holy fuck now thats a throw back to better times

Destroy the central bank.

Wait...

>>129918463
Hard to cut taxes for people that don't pay any

>>129922652
>>129920467
pre-Jamie Oliver times

>>129917622
Gassing people we think are part of an international conspiracy that constantly contradicts itself and is the scapegoat for anything we think is stupid.