Blumpf turns 71 today. What does he get for his birthday?

>>129899593
Happenings

>>129899719
Fuck you i came hear to say that

A wounded congressman, oh and a blowjob

Hopefully bullet to the fucking head

>>129899593
The end of the Russian narrative

>>129899593
do old married men still get frequent blowjobs or just on their birthday?

>>129899719
Fpbp

Plus the happening led to nobody dying on trumps side, they will hang the shooter though. God is watching over Trump.

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>>129899593
HE GET'S TWO SCOOPS

lymphedema

>>129899777
fuck YOU I was going to say that

>>129899593
A bullet hopefully. Wishing the same to all his supporters.

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Melania naked

>>129899593
3 scoops

>>129899593
a shower of lead like all rethuglicans should

A beautiful cake.

>>129899992
>>129899804
t.NIGGERS

A reminder how he behaved the last birthday. He hates his birthday. Let me in cried the snake. Reminds him why his family had "Christ" as their middle names

>>129899777
>777
G-guys?

>>129900164
t. larper

You'd get your shit pushed in on the streets like all the other nazi-boos.

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Two scoops of this

>>129900495
She doesnt even let him touch her hand

>>129899593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqolSvoWNck

Drumpppppppfh

>>129899992
b8

>>129899593
An excuse to get rid of the democrates

>>129899777
>>129899800
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>>129900777
this thread has a good vibe to it

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>>129899777
Check'd and kek'd

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>>129899593
Happy birthday, Trump-sama!
Good luck, Trump-sama!

>>129897942
so is this OP here trump?

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>>129900377

>>129899593
Arthritis

A nice tall glass of salty liberal tears :)

>>129899593
3 scoops.

71 pussy grabs?

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>>129899593
Trump's truly the Prince of Chaos.

Mossad agent told me he likes to get fucked by a Jewish men wearing a strap-on.

he is POTUS, she's blowing him every night

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>>129899593
He probably gets his yearly handjob from Melania

Two scoops of happening.

>>129899593
new tanning bed some chicken tendies and a toy train set

>>129899593
He probably gets a few shekels for the good goy

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>>129899593
>Mfw trump and I both are Gemini

>>129899593
Woah!!!! Drumpf was born the year after WW2 ended LITERALLY HITLER!!!!

>>129899719
4 scoops