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Why people bully the Queens Royal Guard so much?

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Internet is full of people bullying the Royal Guard

Why do they get so much bullying?
Should it be a crime to mess with them?

https://youtu.be/I1i1bYJ6VNc

https://youtu.be/vv007iMWRMY
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>>129891718
2nd video is a show, the uniform is a fucking terrible imitation.
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>>129891718
Because they're effeminate pacifist faggots in a country run by effeminate pacifist faggots
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>>129891718
>Queens Royal Guard

get a real job you clown
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>>129891718
I think that some tourists think the guards are just people in fancy dress like at Disneyland. If this is the case, they might think that this gives them the right to try it on, whereas in fact the guards are professional soldiers, often veterans of the recent wars.

Either that, or some people are just arseholes.
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Not gonna lie
When I was an edgy teenager like 12 years ago I spitted on one of these roayal guard's coat

I was walking with some friends making jokes and laughing and I just spitted in one of them, the guy didn't even move. We just walked away.

I know I it was edgy as fuck and the fact that I'm fron Pakistan makes things worse because I contributed to giving my people a bad name.
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>>129892433
Have you considered suicide you filthy inbred goatfucking sandnigger?
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>>129891718
they are dogs
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>>129892668
that escalated...
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>>129892668
Fuck you too
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>>129892433
>Spits on someones coat
>Only thinks it's bad because his people will get a bad reputation for it

Shitskins are vermin
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>>129893053
Were you one of those boys?
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>>129892668
Jose has the right answer, but you still need to go back hombre.
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>>129893053

You spat on someone you filthy sub human, go back to Pakistan you don't deserve to live in the West.
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>>129892433
>>129892668
Jose is on to something here
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They should be allowed to shoot people at the slightest sign of disrespect. Or at least club them with a night stick.

The fact that people can fuck with them without consequence encapsulates really well just how thoroughly cucked the anglos really are.
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>>129893374
Wasn't there a time when this faggot kid would have met his end in a duel
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>>129891718
Their little act that they put on is on another level of cringe and pretentiousness. Just do your fucking job stop with all the dance moves do you see the secret service walking around looking like they have sticks in their asses?
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Swiss Guard > Queens guard
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>>129892433
he probably considered you as some sort of animal, like a squirrel or a pigeon so he didn't give a fuck.
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>>129893957
Faggot with spears vs war vets with guns.

Hue.
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>>129893712

They have removed so many guard positions in the last few years because tourists fucking with them soon enough you wont see them at all just another part of our culture destroyed.
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>>129894362
>some ponce with a silly fur hat vs actual elite soldiers

hue
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>>129891718
>niggers
>people

Yeah nah
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>>129891718
It's because of their hats
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>>129894362
>Must have completed service with the Swiss army. After getting enlisted, they undergo further training, especially in unarmed combat techniques and in countering terrorist attacks
Go post BASED black men elsewhere you fucking retard.
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Bc no more respect in society. Everything is a joke now. Look at the retard who stole the sign in North Korea.
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>>129891718
nigger guard in one clip.
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>>129894531
>implying the Queen's Guard aren't elite professional soldiers.

It's no different than the Old Guard of the USA. Until they allowed vaginas to patrol it in 2001.
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>>129894741
>unarmed combat techniques

so literally LARPing then?
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>>129894531
the guards are often on rotations where they will be put on the ceremonial guard duty just after being deployed for a rotation
and as far as i'm aware when it comes to "elite" soldiers
combat experience>costumes
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>>129894892
You live near, why don't you go and be a prick to one of them.
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>>129894437
Is this true?
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>>129891718
Nothing to respect about wellfare queens doing an autistic job, I have way way more respect for the postman orthe plumber than those """""men""""
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>>129891718
You realize that second video is fake right?
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>>129891718
Both of those are fake
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>>129894437
>of our culture

Are they not there to guard..? How can they just remove the guards because tourists screw with them?
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>>129891718
>Internet is full of people bullying the Royal Guard

It all started by Mr. Bean
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It's part of their tradition. Make no mistake. If you are fucking with him and even accidentally touch him, he is going to lay your ass out.
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>>129895044
Some people work during the day.
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Oh no watch out, if they shout too load their shitty plastic guns will fall apart.
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>>129892311
There's this urban myth that you can fuck with them as much as you want and they're obliged to stand still and take it. And not quite enough viral videos of dumbass tourists getting btfo'd by Royal Guard to quash it.
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>>129891718
FAKE AND GAY

FUCKING HELLF AGGOTS
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>>129891718
Are these who CA uses for Total War games?
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>>129895046

Destroyed by the free market capitalism of tourism.
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Hahah i'd love to beat them too
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at least post real ones

some of them carry guns
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>>129895429
You don't have a day off memeth?
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>>129892230d
I still have hope for my fellow Brits. The people voted Brexit but their elected politicians are slow walking hoping to negate the Bongs will.

Considering how deep their House put them in the EU it may take a People's Revolt to break free.

Is Burgers have the same problem. Even the Repubes will not help our President.

They must be stopped.
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>>129895046
>>129895218

It has happened in a lot of places and recently they moved them behind the gate in case of a terror attack. It's on the queens guard wiki

>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2888716/Retreating-Queen-s-Guard-End-era-palace-sentries-fall-face-mounting-fears-new-lone-wolf-terrorist-attack.html

>protecting guards with a fence.
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>>129892230
Your calling Britain effeminate pacifist faggots,Britain a country who has fought and won more wars than any country in modern history

I think you're projecting m8
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>>129893053
Vermin like you should not be allowed outside your shitholes
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>>129891718
>>129892026
Both those videos are fake you stupid yank twats
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>>129892026
Not just the uniform.

Would they really let a knock-kneed skinnyfat with bad posture and a weak voice perform this duty?
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>>129895997
>using your weekend to drive to larpers because some beaner told you so on an image board
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>>129896192
>protecting guards with a fence

it works doesn't it?

never doubt the power of a physical barrier
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>>129896560
shut the fuck up memeth and stick that kebab knife up your asshole.
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>>129896217
Your calling France cucks,France a country who has fought and won the most decisive wars of the entire modern world against britain?
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>>129895587
>Americunts base there world view on viral videos
You truly are the dumbest of the dumb
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>>129891718
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>>129893268
He already went back. Truly one of the good ones.
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>>129891718
I saw I Chinese tourist try to push one while his wife took a photo.

She probably only got a picture of her husband getting the shit kicked out of him. Funniest day I wasted in London.
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>>129896770
heh, triggered a spic
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>>129892668
An actual retard with a literal uni brow. Out fucking standing.
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because royal guards are faggots
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>>129896824
>France a country who has fought and won the most decisive wars of the entire modern world against britain?
you wot m8? and also dont forget about us having to liberate France twice in the last 100 years
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be african other hate offspring
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>>129897303
US marines are faggots
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>>129897019
>cherrypicking
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>>129897315
merican's cough m8
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>>129896217
yes... that history has come to an end though Nigel.
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>>129897315
>what is hundred years war
>what is american revolution
france is the cucker rather than the cucked, like britain. They are the sole reason the entire world doesn't speak english as a first langauge and the entire globe isn't the english commonwealth
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>>129897315
>this
You shouldn't call Britain a bunch of effeminate pussies, they're our greatest ally despite our rough past.

It's clear that those who make fun of Britain are either a true Amerimongrel or "white hispanic."

t. anglo american
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>>129892433
>he only thinks its bad because other people will hate him for it
Genocide is not enough.
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>>129897019
Around blacks...
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>>129897296
Fucking glass jaw.
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>>129897296
white people are so gullible and brainwashed, when will they learn that non-whites hate them because they are how nice (pushovers) white people are to non-whites. No one respects self haters.
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>>129897562
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>>129897610
Britain isnt anymore liberal and faggy than any other western country
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>>129891718
no respect for soldiers. sad.
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>>129897437
Oe oe oe oeaa ahaa aaaaaaah!
But seriously, she throws that chimplet around like a fucking gorilla.
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>>129897178
Damn that is some brutal shit. Even by our standards.
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>>129896773
DAMN! That bitch should get in to MMA or some shit. She ain't going down for shit.
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>>129897178
Asians are sub human
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I figured that's what they are there for.
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>>129897740
Go fuck yourself kike you and every other Anglo should be castrated for the good of the white race.
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>>129897967
that's not anything to be proud of with the state of things my guy.
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>>129891718
THATS FAKE VIDEO YOU STUPID YANK CUNT

QUEENS GUARD ARE ARMED! IT WAS A PRAK VIRAL VIDEO YOU DUMB FUCK
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>>129897711
>They are the sole reason the entire world doesn't speak english as a first langauge and the entire globe isn't the english commonwealth
Your arguing that because Britain only conquered 2/3rds of the world and not all of the world France is somehow superiour? heeuheuheu How that French empire go matey?
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>>129892433
fuck you paki this is why we hate you aint you got a kid to abduct and rape now?
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>>129896841
Autism.
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>>129891718
Ex-Royal Guard for his majesty King Harald V here.

I have broken jaws and noses for this kind of behavior and i was also allowed to use lethal force if i felt threatened enough. Doing shit like this is actually playing with your life and well being.

Respect the royal guards and their space and DO not fuck around because they are not mall cops and their weapons are loaded
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>>129891718
they look retarded
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>>129896824
>what is waterloo
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>>129897296
where did this spectacular chimpout take place?
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>>129891718
FAKE
mods fucking pls
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>>129898452
what the fuck
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>>129898715
unknown seems like around Polynesia ish
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Why do they dress and move around like giant faggots? Seriously, why?
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>>129898715
Thailand i think
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>>129898885
what you don't let your niggers graze in the fields.
of course only when there being good.
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>>129892668
Are they sitting on one of them?
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>>129894883
they rotate in and out from commonwealth countries, those are from barbados iirc
last leafs to do it were the r22e
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>>129898527
You think anyone is scared of a cucked Norwegian faggot? Tell us where you live and I'll come over and drop kick your pussy ass. Fucking royal guard don't make me laugh larping like you are a knight.
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>>129898812
The manlet with the bitch punches.
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>>129891718
>Should it be a crime to mess with them?
No. But they should be able to retaliate and beat the hell out of any moron that tries to fuck with them.
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>>129899480
yum
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>>129891718
It's symptomatic of our societal decline. We now see order, decorum and tradition as something to be mocked.
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I can't wait for the day a grenadier snaps and bayonets one of these cunts through the throat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVSACs0BkUU
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haha this is whats ur super england cuck country looks like
nigger as a guard of queen
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>129892433
Disgusting
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>>129899059
This. They are goofy looking little pricks and welfare queens with useless jobs
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>>129899415
I'm just telling you guys why they are there. Not being a tough guy. I didn't choose to be there my first year in the army. It's part of conscription in Norway
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>>129898570
>b-but you said you loved me
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>>129899704
SAD!
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>>129899704
Fuck off cunt i hope you have to take in your fair share of muslims now you cunt. We only have 300 muslims out of 300k personnel
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>>129891718
Don't fuck with them. They are hard bastards. my cousin was one.
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>>129900212
We only have 300 muslims in the entirety of our armed forces*
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>>129900040
Let me ask you a question can your royal guards talk? Like if someone is lost and asks for directions or you warning them to back off if they are a faggot? Or do you guys have to be a silent statue?
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All I can think of is that one video where people are climbing on a fence and the one guard has to try and act tough by yelling at them and pointing his unloaded rifle at everyone.
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>>129899704
Black men have been fighting for britain since WW1 while all the polish do is clean toilets. Sad!
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>>129891718
because it's fun


...has someone been shot already?
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>>129891718
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>>129899704

would rather have a based black man defending her maj than some inbred toilet cleaner
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>>129897764
This
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>>129897178
Now that's metal
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>>129900922
No one cares you filthy negro.
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>>129896824
>France a country who has fought and won the most decisive wars of the entire modern world against britain?
What war?
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>>129897437
/ourniggress/ ?
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>>129896946
Holy shit, HAHAHAHAHA, it's almost like a comedy show.
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>>129897455
That's not even an apt comparison. Marines are partially responsible for the imperial might of the American empire.
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>>129897711
You said a modern war, and the revolutionary isn't very impressive considering Britain was fighting against the colonists, the Spanish and thr French.
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>>129899704
blacks make good soldiers,they are killing machines after all

you will find this out tomoz polan
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>>129901919
modern world, not modern wars.
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>>129899059
It's tradition, something you snow yanks have none of.
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>>129901919
Under that logic Britain's victories in the Napoleonic wars are also unimpressive since France fought Spain, The Ottomans, Prussia, Austria, and Russia.
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>>129891718
Because they can.
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>>129900739
I was allowed to give warnings. No convos or answering questions. I was guarding the palace.

Some people (mainly Asians) always tried to test our limits and that's when you either get the end of a rifle smashed in your face or pointed directly at you with the finger on the trigger.

If you get lost in Oslo by the palace you're either blind or retarded
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>>129902240
Most of them were unimpressive, Napoopan had no chance.
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always gets me that they dont seem to realise they are trained soldiers with loaded assau!t rifles with shoot to kill policy if attacked.
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>>129902192
>Muh tradition is prancing around like a faggot and being made into a mockery

Yea sounds about right
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>>129891718

>Should it be a crime to mess with them?

Yes.
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>>129902356
>mainly Asians
God, Asians really are the worst tourist. And, when there's one Asian tourist, there's a busload of fucking Asians.
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>>129897296

lmao
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>>129897891

When they get treated as marks enough.

Most white people haven't actually had to survive in hostile environments.
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>>129891718
it's an inherent trait of niggers to exploit and abuse weakness of others
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>>129892433
I have no skin in that game as an american, but if i was there i would of beat you and your friends asses
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>>129894362
i thought they carried mp5s now
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>>129894362
that is ceremonial armor.
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>>129891718
Because they're niggers
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>>129897178
What the fuck? I understand eating it. Like whatever, it's barbaric, but it's their culture, but why cook it alive? Even the most primitive fucks in the world slaughter their meat before cooking it.
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>>129902892
You are absolutely right. They always came i huge flocks. Maybe 2 busses worth of people with their umbrellas and cameras because of the sun
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looks like mostly shit skins who mess with them. shit skins don't understand rules.
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>>129894892
>hand to hand combat training is LARPing
what
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>>129891718
https://vid.me/tkf4
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>>129902520
Those rifles aren't loaded
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfFd4mlf5RQ
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>>129903866

They are loaded and ready to fire. Don't believe me? Go try your luck and meet your destiny
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>>129897862
Dats str8 fyre bruh
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>>129891718
because the videos are fake.

someone upload the jewish video at the tower of london.
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>>129902520
They keep a couple in front of the gates that are specifically trained to deal with idiot tourists after too many one too many burgersharts got broken noses.
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>>129903866
>Queen's guard
>not ready to kill
lol
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>>129899704
The queens guard is comprised of the entire commonwealth dumb toiletcleaner
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>>129896310
yes
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>>129892433
you have to go back
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>>129904924
what commonwealth country has native niggers?
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>>129892433
FUCK YOU PAKI BASTARD
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>>129905251
Barbados
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STAND BACK
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>>129897862
is that some mating ritual?
I should renew my NatGeo Wild subscription
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>>129905374
Ah. Did not know this.
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>>129902356
Could you post a Greentext about when you browe a jaw?

Please
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>>129898570
trying to talk with the chimp was more pathetic than being beaten, kek white
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>>129891718
People seem to think that they can't react, but they can. They are very disciplined. They are not toy soldiers. Their guns are real and loaded with live ammunition.
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>>129901617
A filthy beaner calling someone a negro that's funny
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>>129905728
It's enough that i said it. I'm not going into any identifiable details about it.

The little guy deserved it and learned a lesson
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That is legitimately one of the hardest regiments to be a part of so you all know. The history is long and the traditions are taken extremely seriously.
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>>129892433
Fucking subhuman sandnigger.
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>>129892433
I can tell it's true because British will let sand niggers do anything for fear of being called racist. You should have raped his daughter too
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>>129891718
>Why do they get so much bullying?
Because of the memes
>Should it be a crime to mess with them?
Nah. It's a crime to touch them and I've seen videos of people getting fucked when they take it too far.
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Most of them are idiotic American tourists.
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>>129897019
DAMnnnnnnnnnnn , holy crap.
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>>129891718
That second vid is fake as fuck
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>>129906289
I remember you posting on another thread of you being a guard, but i don't remember you fucking someone up. Good for you guys being able to not take shit from retards.
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>>129907005
not me
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>>129891718
Bullying does not happen to the Queens Guard you muppet - they are authorised to use deadly force BY LAW.

Don't ever fuck with them. They are highly decorated combat veterans
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>>129904733
Well they have to get off work sometime what if you ambushed a soldier while he was drinking and beat him when he didn't have a gun?
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>>129891718
>Why do people...
>Post picture of black person

Which is it?
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>>129892237
>Literally guards her royal majesty & her estate.
what do you do anon?
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>>129907078
It was a Norwegian guy, i don't know maybe it wasn't you.
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I don't really understand this thuggish brute behaviour. Why do they have to do this?
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>>129907167
>They are highly decorated combat veterans
They surely put them to good use
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>>129898885

I think it was some crazy priest that told them to do that.
Same priest who fed his followers rat poison in order to test their faith in god or something.
Of course the nigs died.
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>>129891718

Those dudes seem pretty tough and based. I take it they are military guys? I wish they could shoot those disresepctful cunts.
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>>129907377
there is a great number of norwegian guys who have stood guard at the palace
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>>129908645
Fuck you cocksucker you aren't a true American standing up for a monarchs lackeys.
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>>129897178
Now that's a hot-dog !!!
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>>129898885
IIRC it was some Christian priest who told them to do that.
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>>129907167
>Bullying does not happen to the Queens Guard you muppet - they are authorised to use deadly force BY LAW.

This is true. However they're also well aware of the PR disaster of shooting some cunt for annoying them.

In fact they drill them not to react and to be "stately" just for this reason. Same here.

The fact that people have been fucking with them for decades and nobody's got shot should tell you something. Although sometimes they do scare people off.
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>>129908264

This is highly paid retirement for military men who have proven themselves and dont want to leave the service.

They're guys who can turn it up to 11 when shit gets real, and they're smart ones with a cool attitude, not the dumb-fuck shit kickers who get arrested every weekend for trying to fight bouncers.

If some shitskin tried to ram the palace gates, these guys would go full operator.
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>>129893957
Swiss have training but no experience unless they spend some time being Mercs.

I have zero respect for Swiss.

God save the Queen.
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>>129909917
So what would happen if you just went and kicked one in the balls out of the blue while wearing steel toed boots?
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>>129898715
Thailand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np6jqtwlOLU
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>>129910197

You'd probably get your head kicked in. And even if you incapacitated one, 3 more would all show up from nowhere and point guns at your stupid head.
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>>129891718
They do it because the guards can't do much due to the PR disaster if they retaliated. If there were no cameras though the cunts would be laid out in seconds
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>>129910668
Well the one who got his nuts crushed would be on the ground. But I'd surrender once the other three came.
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>>129892433
I agree brother, the best part is when you get to prophesy with the young girls right in front of them.
Victory will soon be ours.
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>>129892433
I wish you would have stayed behind with the rest of your people to get bombed to death. You shitskin.
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>>129891718
You'd have to be a nigger to think that second uniform is real or that that guy wearing it would be admitted to a guard regiment.
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So how badly would I get beaten if I yelled the queen is a crusty old whore next to these guys.
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>>129912247
Not at all. They can't touch you unless you pose a threat, which, with a noodle-armed faggot like you, would be never.
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>>129891718
cuz their stupid hats are stupid. you expect to resist fucking around with these guards there break in composure fuels me for weeks
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>>129892433
Scum.
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>>129912390
Why'd you call me a faggot. You got a stiffie for old hags in fancy dresses?
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>>129912247
Don't touch them, threaten or infringe upon their space. Just let them do their duty. Usually they didn't choose to be a guard and it's just a start for a further career in the army. That's how it started for me. I later took an education in the army
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lmao, those guns are just glorified spears, bayonet comes right out of the "barrel"
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>>129913479
Rifle is indeed loaded tho....
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>>129891718
Because they aren't real guards.
They are just a stupid tourist attraction.

If there weren't any tourists they would have abolished this ages ago.
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>>129913211
So you don't actually give a shit about the monarchy?
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>>129914391

At this point in my life i don't care if we become a republic or keep the monarchy. Even the royal family says there might not be a monarchy in 20 or 30 yrs from now

But at the time when i was a royal guard i took it very serious and so did everyone else.
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>>129891718
>Queen's
>Royal
>Guard

I know you burgers speak fluent Nigger English, but you basically just repeated yourself by saying Queens Royal Guard.

>They're called Queens Guard, Nigger
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>>129892237
>soldier in her majesty's armed forces
>serves with honor
>get to wear bearskin hats and swanky deep red and black uniforms
>scaring the piss out of annoying tourists is part of the job description
>women from all over the world drip at the mere sight of you
I think somebody's jelly.
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"people"
these are niggers, anon
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>>129909008

youre just a butthurt nerd for no reason, trying too hard to fit in
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>>129892433
It's okay anon, even if you hadn't done that we'd still hate pakis.
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In reality, you would actually get arrested for fucking with them, right?
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>>129897578
I guess I know why my mom was Irish/French now. My dad's hispanic though, so I was saved from the red hair gene, but I got that damned short gene. Fuck
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>>129909081
oh, literal carlos.
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>>129891718
It's good practice for them. They'll inevitably have to spend years abroad putting up with mouthy sandniggers while they fight for Queen, country and Israel.
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>>129899750
Not gonna lie, lost my shit for a moment
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>>129898570
That's a huge redpill

wait a second she still wants to talk with him?

right wing death squads when?
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>>129891718
There's nothing like picking on people who you think can't defend themselves.
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>>129891718
They look funny, but it must suck pretending to be a statue
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>>129892230
Rich coming from an American.
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>>129898195

Beautiful.
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>>129892433

fucking flag...do you have oil that needs democracy you fucking cunt?
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They're just doing their jobs, don't bully them.
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>>129891718
Sometimes queen sucks their dicks, they never move
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>>129891718
Cause Mouth breathing morons think its soooo funny
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>>129891718
Because they're not allowed to beat the living fuck out of people who fuck with them.
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>>129893957
>protecting with a spear
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>>129892433
>giving my people a bad name
can hardly give your people a bad name by acting the way most of them do
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>>129891718
>Why do they get so much bullying?
Because Anglo cuck genes.
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>>129891718
cringey
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What they should do is have maybe a one in every three not only being allowed to move but having a complete dispensation for any beating they deem necessary

So the tourists know that if they get up to shenanigans there's one chance in three that they'll get the shit beaten out of them by a big angry man with a bushy hat
>>
What do they do the entire time? Are they allowed to speak? If I wanted to take a picture and asked them since frankly if you take a picture without asking you're an asshole, are they allowed to reply?
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>>129891718

>people
posts ape wildlife videos
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>>129898713
A shitty abba song
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>>129923974
If there are any legit shenanigans they will be shot. If there are low grade shenanigans that interfere with standing guard, they'll have a rifle stuck in their face and pushed back. Pretty much anything else is tolerated.
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>>129892668
This would make a great impressionist painting.
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>>129898812
>White guy starts winning
>All the niggers jump in
Like clockwork
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>>129901904
It might be but someone has to clean all that dirty packie off the mudguard and tyre !
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>>129899704
I don't see what's so funny anon, they conquered the world, and now they have people of all races serving in their military. The fact a nigger is gaurding the queen and not the queen guarding a nigger is something to note.
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>>129892433
I hope Israel bombs the shit out of your skitskin countries PAKI!
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>>129892668
Holy shit, that house must smell so goddamn bad.
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We have Guards of Honor here.
They can't move or speak, but nearby them is allways an armed army guard who will push your shit in if you try anything funny.

As in your shit will be pushed in. 100%
Why britbongs are letting themselves be humiliated like this is beyond me...
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>>129907185
Soldiers drink with their mates, you'd be fucked.
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>>129897019
Why the fuck didnt he just give up

Was it really worth adding an assault charge?
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>>129891718
>black people
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>>129925033
ok
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>>129891718
It's an American comedy tradition
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>>129892433
i wish you had been shot dead you inhuman vermin
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>>129907268
not be a literal faggot guard
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>>129896946
SHIT IN STREET
SQUASHED PAJEET
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>>129916073
They are just know as the Queens Guard, the mounted are known as the Queens Life Gaurs, OP is known as a faggot.
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>>129898195
>ywn experience a Heart of Darkness scenario
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>>129925033
Oh yes! Those guys at the monument in Riga are definently not the kind you can fuck with. Latvia is great man, you should be proud of your country.
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>>129925497

>rainbow f(l)ag
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>>129897178
Delete this
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>>129898656
>THWOMP
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>>129897891
is that the reason why everyone hates niggers?
makes sense due to the fact that they are self haters.
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Stop being cucks.
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>>129893268
>Mexican flag
He is home, you dosey cunt.
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>>129897891
Thanks for the advice, Zhang Wei.
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>>129899265
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>>129891718
Fuck off back to isreal snowflake
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>>129898812
He was a boss motherfucker for holding his ground when the chimp's friends jumped in
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>>129926569
>Pakistani flag
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>>129893957
Wouldn't it be cool if they had ceremonial guns? I'm talking garnished with engravings and stuff.
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>>129927366
They're soldiers, they have modern weapons to kill cunts that try to take the queens life.
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>>129899704
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>>129892433
Are people seriously this retarded in /pol/ and fall for an obvious bait like this?
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>>129891718

Lack of male role models.
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>>129891718
would they actually start shooting people at some point?
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>>129902685
>Muh tradition is prancing around like a faggot and being made into a mockery
>Yea sounds about right
wew lad
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>>129892668
Based Vato
>>
Well, you hear and see the media on how trigger happy american leo and military are. You soon realize messing with white house secret service or guard will end with you on the ground with broken bones or bullet holes.
Also, not wearing a fuzzy hat helps a ton as well.
If those guards wore military fatigues, people would not fucking touch them.
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>>129927879
I worry the trucks of peace will be deployed
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>>129927879
Yes the queens guard will shoot, but they have a list of procedure to follow first. Also the royal protection service (police) handle everything outside the residence armed with smgs. The guard are the last line of defence. The queen herself was nearly shot by one when she went for a stroll of the grounds at 3am.
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>>129928296
There's a famous picture of a queens guard fainting during some ceremony and his mates obviously had to ignore the cunt. We're not right us Brits. >>129928296
I agree with you burgerking. We need to ask the QG with fuckin UZIs and or MP5s. Dangerous times call for dangerous precautions. No point having ornamental guards
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>>129928296
It's 50/50 protection and tourism, people visit the the U.K. for the pomp.
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>>129897296
Ironic how /pol/ says nothing when asians are chimping on whites but when the blacks are then it is a different story.
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>>129894362
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>>129899265
lmao that supermario death. someone edit that.
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>>129902356
I was there in 2006 and a guy in my company fired a warning shot at some faggot who tried to climb the fence at Skaugum. They managed to keep it under wraps from the media.

People dont realize the guards are real and armed.
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