IT'S OVER FOLKS

>>129874125
>wtf i love guns now

>>129874125
Welp, better pack it up and get rid of my guns. I certainly wouldn't want them coming alive and shooting me in the head.

>>129874125
no no
not just sentient
but SAPIENT indeed
it will write novels from prison

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why are modern """journalists""" so fucking retarded

>>129874125
How was force applied to the trigger repeatedly

The shooter was a mentally ill white male trump supporter.

>>129874125
it was a cold morning, but the gun made itself out of the drawer and into the holster...hump day...

alright I guess I can't do noir writing on the life of a gun like CNN can.

My dog is German
My coffee is Colombian
My IT is Indian
My car is English
My food is Italian
My TV is Japanese
My diamonds are South African
My licorice is Australian
My computer is Chinese
My wine is French
And I am an American.

Why can't Republicans just accept that multiculaturalism and globalisation benefits everyone in the entire world, including third world countries?

Even 100 dead republicans is nothing compared to the carnage you guys are causing with the healthcare vote.

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>>129874125
>A lotta loyalty for a hired gun!

>>129874125
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DOOOOONE????

>>129874382
is there a difference?

>>129874125
Good thing my AK is in counseling right now. It had a severe drinking problem and it is better now, but who knows when it might snap.

I for one welcome our new firearm overlords

>>129874388
who does your soul belong to?
there are only two options

>>129874125
dear lord imagine if it had the ability to talk

>>129874125
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>>129874384
Is there some meta joke I'm not getting? Verbs can apply to inanimate objects too.

>>129874382
>>129874412

I didn't know communism led to samefagging.

>>129874632
Are you retarded?

>>129874472
Good for you for getting it help before it's too late. Last year my shotgun shot itself.

>>129874125
Shooter confirmed as black.

>>129874728
What a tragedy. Gun deaths are the worst.

>>129874632
I thought only a shooter could fire a gun, not fire 'itself'

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>>129874125

>>129874125
>there will never be an app for you to send a self-firing gun to establish a defensive perimeter for your walk to the store

>>129874299
I
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now we wait to see the race of the perp

>>129874408
>If I banned you would you stop shooting people?

Bullets continued to murderously invade the baseball field.

They descended upon one congressman and began to relentlessly and brutally penetrate him.
Following their initial acts of barbarism, the bullets made for new victims, however, the other congressmen luckily escaped their attack.

This is it, I'm FURIOUS. Guns have to go, no if's, no buts, no exceptions. OUT OUT OUT.

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>>129875092
It would be extremely painful.

>>129874125
>GUN'S DON'T KILL P---

>>129874125

But Brooks is a Republican. So unless they misquoted him, it's not really something we can use.

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WHERES ALL THE 2ND AMENDOS????????????

>GOOD GUY WITH A GUN
>GOOD GUY WITH A GUN

>>129874692
No, I speak English
>It - noun, referring to the gun
>continued - verb
>to - preposition
>fire - verb

How can this be confusing? It's a simple sentence.
>>129874829
To fire means to discharge a projectile, not the act of pulling the trigger. Both a gun and a person with a gun can fired. As in
>The battleship fired on the enemy

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Anime has become reality people!

>>129875516

But a guy was a gun stopped the Leftist shooter...

>>129874632
>>it continued to fire
>it continued being fired.
>he continued to fire it

>>129875092
It would be extremely unconstitutional

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>>129875268
You guys have Big Guns

>>129875516
Well, the Capitol Police and USSS did return fire,

>>129875643

for YOU

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>mfw no sentient gun gf

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>>129874388
>Here's a list of things
>All of them are either made by Asians or Europeans and their colonial descendants
>See, it proves multiculturalism works! Now go and accept niggers and mudslimes, you bigot!
Really makes you go hmm

Ruh-roh.

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>>129874315
haha
Its a terrifying world.
Trucks and guns out to kill you.

>>129875746
It's not always fun. Parents always freak when you bring home your first black one.

>>129874315
there are style guides that instruct journalists how to write about haji violence without drawing attention to the haji part of it

>>129875633
What about those statements?

>>129875746
which model would you like, anon?

>>129875970
>the bomb vest exploded itself in a fiery nailstorm

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>>129874382
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>>129874125
>tfw I just watched Chappie

>>129874299
Hope hes okay

>>129874315
not just any journalists, but (((cbc))) 'journalists'

>>129874632

>lol look at me im gonna pretend retart by "not getting joke"

>"LOL GUYS I DONT GET IT?"

comedy

>>129875672
for jews

>>129876080
The bomb vest exploded. This is a descriptive sentence which is possible. The bomb vest exploded itself has a causative element which is unlikely, unless the bomb vest had some sort of timer which was inside the vest. But the OP was the first, it was descriptive. It did not say the gun fired itself.

>>129876055
I've always had a soft spot for german models, if you know what I mean...

>>129876334
Is the joke as retarded as I think it is, ie misreading a sentence?

>>129876478

>The bomb vest exploded itself has a causative element which is unlikely,

*zzzzzz*

>>129876573
youve been spotted
no more bait now, only tears (for you)

>>129874632
not active verbs.

>>129874632
The joke is that CNN is trying to ban guns and placing emphasis on the gun itself rather than the shooter.

I'd figure after having Obama try to ban guns for the past 2 years and avoiding ever using the phrase "Islamic Terrorism" that you would realize the correlation.

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>>129875516
A based black cop stopped the shooter

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>>129874125

>"it"

could be a nontransphobic nociswhitescumdie dem speaking.

>>129874388
You don't need to import their people, to import their goods.

>>129874125
No fucking way this is real.

Fuck this life if reality is so ridiculous that turning the memes to eleven is no longer enough.

>>129874125
Guns don't kill people, it's just rap https://youtu.be/ICG0MuzEYzw

>>129876478
the nigger tries to save face on 4chan

>>129876754
Why not? Inanimate objects can perform actions too
>the rock fell on him
>a meteor crashed into the moon

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Don't worry folks!
We found who's responsible now!

>>129874125
>What a strange coincidence that this happens the day before the HPA gets put up for review.

>>129876887
But it's a direct quote from Rep Mo Brooks. He's not a CNN correspondent, he was a witness.

>>129874125
AR15imus prime confirmed.

>>129877622
>shooter targeted republicans
will this be the first shooting against politicians in history that the news media sweeps under the rug in 24 hours?

>>129874125
Skynet ONLINE
quick, burn your computer

>>129877622
just think, if Hillary was president /pol/ would be saying this is a false flag gun grab

>>129878043
>Implying it's not Megatron

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They just need to git gut

>>129874388
Checkmate christians

>>129878385
Delet system32

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>>129874388
>comparing material objects to living people with their distinct cultures
Fucking commies get out
REEEEEEEEEE

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>>129879084
First he shot the bronies, but I did not speak out as I was not a brony
Second he shot the tedx talks, but I did not speak out as I was not retarded
Third he shoots up adult swim, but I did not speak out as I do not have a television license.
Now he shoots the republicans, and there is no one left out to speak for me.

>>129878448
>Only senators shot were ones who supported Trump and are against allowing Muslim immigration
If Hillary was president I'd be saying she ordered it as an intimidation tactic against her political opponents.

jews

>>129874125

>senators won't pass bill abolishing second amendment
>have them get shot by 'crazed lone gunman'

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>>129879723
Thanks, you can keep Gibraltar and La Linea too.

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>>129874228
>tfw you already loved guns and now love them even more

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>>129874388

>>129874125
I wouldn't expect any less from (((CNN))).

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>>129874125
it's mine gibsit back

>>129874125
CNN is so fucking kek. It's as if they aren't even trying. I love it so much.

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>>129874125
I fucking hate kikes

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>>129875612
>Tfw have this exact same rifle configuration

>>129874388
>my dog is German
>open the borders, refugees welcome

lmfao

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Missed me yet?

>>129874125
So guns CAN kill people. You lied to me /pol/

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>>12988891 7

>"The gun was a semi-automatic,"
>"It continued to fire at different people. You can imagine, all the people on the field scatter."
Automation is responsible for this.
Basic income when?
Anyone who says different is a statist stooge.

>>129874632
>>129876573
The joke is that some of /pol/ is foreign while the other dropped out of college/barely finished high school, as they could only afford and cope in trade school.

>>129874388
You need te colombians in colombia planting your coffee.
No in america in welfare.

>>129874315
>(((CBC)))
>news

Why do we have these dank flags now?

>>129874388
God you are so correct I went to Starbucks this morning and I saw a pile of dead bodies on the corner and they haven't even got their new healthcare law and yet but it's already making people die en masse. THE HUMANITY!!!

>>129874125
Ban all Smart Guns

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>>129877443
never underestimate the stupidity of nogunz talking about guns

>>129875903
>One of the first people crushed by the truck was a Muslim woman here.

Holy shit of course they would mention the "poor" mudslimes.

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>>129874299
>by the assad regime

a shekel for a good goy!

I guess vegans won't be eating guns now.

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>>129874388
>he watches tv!

>>129874125

>Tfw guns have AI

>>129876420
This fucking website

>>129879723
he can't keep getting away with it

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>>129874125
First images of shooter are now emerging!

>>129874632

No. "Fire" is like the verb "throw." The ball doesn't throw itself. The gun doesn't fire itself

>>129874125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHQr0HCIN2w

Never trust those shady fucks.

>>129874125
Clinton News Network trying to re-configure the English language to fit their gun control narrative.

Wew this is some 1984 shit.

>>129874125
in Canada our cars drive poor defenseless old ladies off cliffs and through gas stations all the time according to the media