Living in a shed: Not just for Bubbles anymore

>D’oh Canada: A look at the best/worst products inspired by the nation's 150th birthday

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/06/13/a-look-at-the-worst-products-inspired-by-the-canadas-150th-birth.html

35 Million worst products where made in this shit hole.

Are the kitties extra?

>>129871863
Is food free?? Of course you need to pay extra for the cats.
What else are Canadians going to eat all winter??

Canadas 150th Birthday set to be Gay As Fuck
http://www.metronews.ca/views/metro-views/2017/06/13/canada-150-is-already-ridiculous-so-let-us-lean-in.html

Canada Day is so fucking gay. Canadians just get high and drunk as fuck, wear lots of red and white, paint their faces like a maple leaf and then go downtown to walk around shouting "CA-NA-DA!! WOOOOOO" at each other.
They literally have nothing else to do.
The city won't and hasn't ever had rides or a midway. Like what the fuck??

>U.S. was consulted over proposed Chinese takeover of tech firm: Trudeau

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/06/13/allies-were-consulted-before-canada-approved-the-chinese-takeover-of-vancouver-tech-company.html

LEL
ANOTHER "Canadian company" bought out by the Chinese. White Canadians are poor as fuck and don't own shit.

LEL
DON"T WORRY guys!! Trudy asked Daddy America first.
>But warning flags about the deal are still popping up in the United States,

UH-OH!!!

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>>129873704
>Innovation, Science and Economic Development Minister Navdeep Bains says the security review done on the Chinese takeover of a Vancouver tech firm was thorough and insists there are no risks to national security.

Hey get a load of NARDEEP here, he's earning 6 figures a year, while WHITE Canadians are living in tents, trailers and sheds cause they're white trash junkie scum people who can't amount to anything.

>pic related: Brown guy with a job in Canada

What ever happened to the CuckShed meme

>>129874253
Canadians aren't allowed them.
http://www.metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2017/06/08/vancouver-couple-evicted-from-tiny-house.html

Canada and America are two different countries.
Canadians are stupid and get confused and think Canada has laws like America and is America.
Then they try doing it in Canada and figure out the government won't allow them.

Canadians spend more than they earn. Debt at all time and record highs in Canada.
Brain washing media tries to down play it

http://www.metronews.ca/life/money/2017/06/14/amount-canadians-owe-compared-with-income-ticks-lower-but-still-near-record-high.html

>Amount Canadians owe compared with income ticks lower but still near record high
They word it so it looks like things are improving, but they actually aren't.

>>129874843
Think you're going to inherit a million dollar home when mommy dies in another 50-60 years??
LEL
She'll have sold it and spent every dime on more debt before she dies.

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This is an old article about "The Raging Grannies"
http://www.metronews.ca/news/ottawa/2015/02/17/ottawa-raging-grannies-sing-for-more-places-to-piddle-at-lrt-stations.html

Look at how these Grannies are dressed. They look like they're from the 1800s.

American and European women in the 1920s,1930s,1940 etc did not dress like this

Canadians literally lived like 1800s pioneers well into the the 20th century.

EMBARRASSING

Canada is clean eh??
Unless it's somewhere Canadians visit/use. Then they turn it into a garbage dump

http://www.metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2017/06/13/hikers-haul-garbage-down-from-joffre-lakes-warn-bears.html

>Irked by 'mini dumps of garbage' by B.C. wilderness lake, hikers go the extra mile

Canada is clean eh??
If you visit the parts with NO Canadians.
HAW HAW HAW

I hate this fucking country so god damned much!!!

Fuck you Old and Shitty-ada!!!

Land of Retarded Inbred Old People and dead youth.

Fuck I hate this country and I'm stuck here till I die. It already feels like purgatory. Nothing changes around here. It's just tons of fucking old people shuffling around, never dying. Year after year after year

>>129876917
Thank fuck every single Canadian will be dead by 2100.
20,000,000 are set to die in the next 40 years cause over half the population is over 50.
There is more people 65 and over, than 15 and younger.
Canada will literally be empty and dead by 2100.


GOOD RIDDANCE YOU FUCKING TRASH HEAP COUNTRY