He kinda does have a point.

What a fucking racist

>>129852996
what point?
The point that they need to sort their fucking selves out and get rid of these radical elements from their religion?

oh whats that..they're not doing that?

>>129852996
He doesn't have a fucking point. The muslims are not the real victims here for fuck's sake

theres no population center of 50 million stateside

I can imagine all the fireworks.

>>129852996
What would happen? I think I would be safe desu senpai

>>129853227
The point that this guy cares more about backlash in Muslims than the death of 50 millions Americans. Obvious sarcasm joe.

>>129852996
top kek, Norm bringing the bantz

possibly the most redpilled comedian

>>129853307
Only your Mom's bedroom

Based Norm gives 0 fucks

>>129853307
If it was detonated in the NYC metro area, the blast and radiation might kill maybe 30mil and thats pushing it.

Do you idiots realize that's satire, right?
It's fucking Norm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX1SojKfgNI

>>129852996
God, I love Norm McDonald.
>>129853298
Before you get too upset, look up his work.

>>129852996
he wants to convert to judaism

Even 5,000 Americans dead means we should nuke the entire Middle East.

>>129853489
Poe's law

>>129852996

lol it's a joke you fucking child.

norm rocks.

>>129852996
oh I wish a mother fucker would.

Those sand niggers chose to ignore this isis problem,
they chose to ignore the al qaeda problem,
they chose to ignore the taliban problem,
they chose to ignore tho boko haram problem,
they chose to ignore literally EVERY problem that was their responsibility to take care of, until it blows out of control.
AND THEN THEY WANT TO MOVE TO OUR COUNTRIES AND PLAY VICTIM

>>129852996
there are no peaceful muslins

>>129852996
For every fellow burger flipped, I'd have zero problems nuking all of the Middle East including Israel until theirs a dead ocean and not simply a sea

>>129852996
That's what they get for nurturing Islamism as a mean to fight communism.
What absolutely baffles me is that even after 9/11, THEY ARE STILL FUCKING DOING IT

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>>129857071
Le new fag, kys cunt

>>129852996
Yeah, the same peaceful Muslims whose ancestors decided many centuries ago to go on a rampaging conquest all the way to Europe and end up in a military standoff with the Christians. The same ones who continue to drag their own people into a faith that promotes extremism to the highest degree, the same ones who demand that you have to let your guard down in order to live in harmony, only to be bombed again a week later when you do.

>2019
>nuclear explosion in the US
>ISIS did it
>go to twitter, I want to see footage
>literally all of my feed is #NotAllMuslims

>>129852996
No fuck him, I have lost all sympathy to the shitskin horde that has invaded Europe, attack after attack after Europe let them in. Fuck them all.

>>129860797

#DaJoos

>>129852996
>nuclear device
>kill 50 million
>made by some shitty raghead terrorists
stopped reading

>>129852996

Yeah, them Americans boi wuz asking for it! Muslim is good reli they dindu nuffin

>>129864868

they don't need to make it themselves :^)

>>129852996
>one nuke
>capable of killing 50,000,000 Americans

Where are they gonna set it off? It would have to hit the equivalent of like 4 NYC at once... Or all of California...

impossible unless it was some unheard of new nuclear device made of antimatter or some shit

Any device with that size explosion would destroy the Earth

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>>129852996

>>129852996
He's joking, Norm was making fun of the leftie apologism for muslims

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>>129853387
he was best Colonel Sanders

>>129853401
>mom

kill yourself

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>>129852996
I'm not able to comprehend these levels of irony.

>>129853298
Congrats...

You played yourself

>Norm Macdonald has been irrelevant for so long that people don't even know he's a comedian

Hearing his name just makes me miss when Saturday Night Live was good.

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norm is 3 tiers of irony in at all times, but he can quickly transition to tier 4 or tier 5. just a magnificent creature.

what terrifies me is if germany were to kill 6 trillion jews , imagine the backlash against peaceful germans.

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>>129852996

Might be good incentive for all the "peaceful" ones to reign in their degenerates and fanatics.

>>129866213
hasnt it been like 20 years since he was on SNL
getting old

>>129853489
But 9/11 WAS a national tragedy.

>>129867287
Caused by durka durkas

>>129864661
0 (zero) attacks have been committed by refugees though, they've all lived in their countries for decades or were born there.

>>129866195
he has a new comedy special on netflix and it was really fucking good

>>129866675
This. Either the Muds kill their own, or we kill them all.

>>129869579
Thats reassuring to know that of the 2 Muslims we let immigrate here in the past ALL of their offspring turned out to be terrorists. Really makes you wonder about the 300 million flooding into Europe and what will happen of the 5 kids each they'll all have.

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>>129852996
If that happened I'd be in full support of genocide

Muslims are peaceful people, racist bigot.

>>129870287
Gas the Muzcucks

>>129870443
Actually, nevermind. I'm against religion. Fuck muslims.

>>129858521
Religion divides the workers. If ALL religion were banned, the world would be better.

>>129853298
pls be trolling

>>129870846
No they aren't. The real victims are the oppressed working class.

Imagine the backlash against Muslims? It's already happening. Can things possibly get even worse?

>>129852996
>the backlash against peaceful Muslims
Yeah, all 3 of them would be in a really shitty situation.

>>129871118
Yeah, they can be more open arms with the Muzcucks.

The only way for things to get better is to kill them off.

absolute madman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLtTx2wAUbk

>>129852996
I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RakHW5530Q

>>129874218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z3K6o99M5c

Well maybe "peaceful muslims" should be self-reporting radicals in their communities rather than do nothing and act like niggers when the FBI sweeps a mosque

>>129853489
Sorry man I actually have a job and dont pay attention to anything tv

>>129876896
>implying the jews let him on tv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUmppaZtj0c

>>129852996
How do you get to the point where you can spout shit like
>The worst thing about 50 million civilian casualties would be that the ideology responsible for it becomes less popular
?

>>129869579
Your a fucking liar one of the shooters in thevpqris massacre was a syrian refugee

>>129852996
they will mostly kill spics and niggers, nothing to lose

>>129852996
Haha love Norm. All these newfags missed the satire. The guy is a master.

>>129877630
Pretty easy to get there when you can't go five minutes without denying the holocaust.

The guy can say anything he wants and suffers no repercussions because the Jews destroyed his career a long time ago. He's fucking great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5kpXhq5nHM

>>129853147
calm down sweden

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>>129853298

>>129852996

This is probably a joke you assholes. Do not fucking attack people for jokes. I think we need Twitter to be replaced with a platform that transmits sarcasm better.

>>129852996
What's his point? Is he saying we should backlash against liberals?

Ok we will don't worry Muslims

>>129877630

Most of those civvies are white, they deserve it obviously

>>129853307
Yes there are a couple of nukes between n. Virginia up to Boston would put 100 million in harms way

You have about another 100 million in the south and 100 million between the Midwest and western states

The remaining 20 million sprinkled throughout the states

>>129878360
No we don't you autistic fucking edgelord "nazi".

How can you unironically use that flag? Are you 12 years old? Go try and be edgy on reddit, faggot.

>>129877630
Is this a joke? It's Norm McDonald you fucking idiot. He's pointing out how fucking stupid the people are the spout the "Muslims are the real victims" narrative are.

>>129853298
dude...

>>129876896

If you dont know Norm McDonald you have to go back. The only way you havent experienced this guy in this country is if you just got here.

>>129852996
Where in the hell in the US could you detonate one nuke and kill 50 million people?

>>129878956
Trump is our president now.
Maybe in a alternate timeline.

>>129878956

Your mothers vagina

>>129852996
>kill 20% of US population
>liberals will still be notallmuslims
When will this ride end?

>>129852996
>It's an argument from absurdity, but suffers from the same problem that textual comedy always has, sarcasm doesn't translate well.

>>129879921
That makes it better. Norm has never translated well.

Jesus Christ, the amount of subhuman IQ normalfags here who can't get the obvious satire.
I hope Muslims nuke us. If the 6.8 billion dumbest people on this Earth were culled, humanity would be better off.

>NormNorm makes a hilarious joke
>pol doesn't get it
Figures.

>>129853384
Norm was being sarcastic you doofus

>>129852996
>*chuckles*
>9/11

>>129852996
>3% of whites owned slaves
>100 years later
>FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!

>>129852996
>50 million
That's a big bomb

>>129852996
>what terrifies me is if I was walking through a dark murky swamp at midnight and a vampire jumped out and started flying straight towards me. Imagine if a little kid saw :(

Norm MacDonald is more redpilled than everyone on /pol/

>>129852996
>>129853298
I'm fairly certain Norm is being overly sarcastic here. He hates Muslims.

>>129852996
He's being ironic

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>>129852996
Help me pol, they are getting to me. I'M GONA FUCKING LOSE IT!

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FIND THIS VEGETARIAN FEMINIST TRANSEXUAL FUCKING KEK AND KILL HIM BEFORE HE MULTIPLIES OR ADOPTS NIGGER CHILDREN

>>129880543

40 Years ago Democrats tried to strangle the civil rights movement, cement segregation forever and assassinated Doctor King and other prominent activists.

Today: The Democratic party is the progressive party fighting for social justice from the oppressive racist Republicans! We are on the right side of history!

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>>129852996

What terrifies me is if the SS were to gaz eleven million people and kill six million jews. Imagine the backlash against peaceful Nazis.

>>129881788
You are one of the dumbest niggers imaginable. You need to neck yourself IMMEDIATELY.

>>129853401
underrated

Don't blame half of these anons for not realizing it's comedy
We've seen too many actual people who really think like this now
Poe's law has gripped the planet
Also, Norm is not really recognizable to anyone under 30

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>>129853298
im pretty sure this was bait

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>>129852996
It's pronounced nucular.

>>129852996
I mean this guy... this guy was a real jerk!

>>129852996
Lol another weekend update with norm macdonald! He truly was the best at it

>>129881788
Talking about yourself i hope.

>>129870783
>the worker
>not the tribe
You just want a unified global slave race. Youre no different than the kikes and their "goyim" bullshit.

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a nuclear device big enough to kill 50 milion americans will wipe out life on earth

this thread really proves how fucking retarded /pol/ is these days.

>>129853298
r u ok

>>129852996
Gb2 plebbit

You know what terrifies me? The "lash" of killing 50 million Americans. Fuck the "backlash"- let's just work on preventing the situation to begin with, AT ALL COSTS. we'll all be better off.

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>>129872099
>broomstick rape
>I hear that's one of the worst ways to go