America Hate Thread

>>129835117

All of this seems perfectly reasonable

>>129835117
What type of fetishistic fantasy are this?

Ignore leafposters. Real canadians looking for discussion will change their flags so they'd have a more honest conversation with the other faggots on this board.

>>129835559
Fpbp

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>>129835117

>implying these are bad things

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>>129835117

thanks for the lols

>>129835117
Ur shit at greentext stories leaf

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>>129835117
America has like 5th best party drugs tho. Canada is all fentynl laced shite

>>129835117
>america hate
>posts american GOAT animation franchise (at least the first few seasons)

Things Americans actually believe, vol. 1:

>they live in a free country
>they live in the best country in the world
>their country is, generally, a force for good in the world
>Americans aren't, generally, fat, disgusting, ignorant pigs
>Sequels, prequels, and remakes are art
>black people are tacitly the best athletes and musicians

baka

>Be Canadian
>See neighbor with red and white canadian flag
>Report him immediately to the hate police
>See him carried away in cuffs
>Proudly salute my gay pride maple leaf as they turn the corner

>>129835117
>get shot
You forgot young leaf

>>129836346
>Calls something American the greatest of all time.
>Has to walk his statement back before the end of the sentence.

>>129835117
kek, I will call you the good leaf.

>>129836346

>created by a Canadian

You've been leaf'd

>>129835117
I can't even tell if this a real leaf shitposter. You wouldn't fake being a leaf on the internet right?

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>>129835117
Thanks for that anon.
Really makes me think.

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>>129836755
Quit being a pussy and buy some body armor it's cheap

>>129837612
>>129838869

Triggered americans!

Give me an honest guess of how many times you've recited the pledge of allegiance in your life...seriously. 1 000? 10 000? 50 000?

How many times have you pledged allegiance to a piece of fabric that was probably made in China?

>>129835559
fpbp

GODAMN IT"S GOOD TO BE AN AMERICAN!!!!

>>129835117
What's the problem, leaf? You some kinda fag who is too good to pledge your allegiance to the flag and the brave heroes who died in 9/11?

>>129840211

Yes. Everyone knows that forced repetition is one of the most useful tools of totalitarians.

>>129835117
You know you can hide your flag now.
You could've hid your flag with 2 clicks.

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>>129840592

A leaf is a man who is neither proud nor ashamed of his identity. He speaks his mind. He admits his beliefs. He stands by his word. A leaf never hides.

Things Americans actually believe, vol. 2:

>they were the main victims of 9/11
>they were the main victims of the war in Iraq
>America is educated
>America is the greatest country in the world (holy shit)

>>129839244
Around 2500

The world consumes American culture like ravenous dogs. Not our fault we are the greatest culture ever.

>>129839242

> not buying a gun and doing the shooting

t.lowT

>>129842451

Some recent examples of American "culture":

>big bang thery
>2 broke girl
>keepin gup kardashins

Kill yourselves

>>129842197

So it's burned into your brain. I feel bad for you.

>>129835117
>Go outside, giant American flag spread across lawn

This is where I realized you were LARPing. We don't let it touch the ground, leaffag.

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>>129835117
God damn I love America.

>>129835117
The cunts living in the twin towers probablyh deserved it. Bunch of kike faggots.

>>129835117

A FUCKING LEAF.

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

>>129835559

Fpbp

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>>129835559
fpbp

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>>129840770

>this man is Canada's ruler
>for some reason Canadians feel entitled to mock Americans

FUCKING LEAFS

>>129843710

There is literally nothing wrong with being a snowboard instructor and former boxer.

>wishing you had a competent leader
>wishing you had a tolerant leader

Keep crying burgers. You might get one next time.

>>129835117
change a couple words and phrases and you'd be describing some Islamic shithole

>>129843957

Kind of ironic, eh?

>>129843894

Kek. Your leader literally parades around with sodomites.

>maybe one day you'll get a real leader

>Nog FBI agent knocks on door
>Think it's my mom's boyfriend's nog coworker who sounds the same
>Open door for him, thinking he's having a laugh
>Get gun pointed at me and ejected from house
>FBI flood in and find mom's boyfriend, arrests
>Mom barely cares, guy asked for it
>Mom gets mad at FBI nog for pointing gun at me, keeps calling him "boy"
>I'm like 10 or 11 so I didn't understand what that implied

By default, I hate the FBI even if jack dick happened to me. My entire state literally holds them responsible for burning dozens of people to death. We almost literally embody the "Our local police will get it, we don't need no Fed help" stereotype.

just lol at usa and whoever has to live in that shithole

>>129835117
>mcdonalds napkins
Yes we save them. Specifically in my car

>>129836543
U mad?

>>129835117
>Board public transit

Public transit in America? You lying piece of shit.

>>129835117
Fucking leafs. Day of the rake when?

>>129846967
lets schedule it for tomorrow.

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>>129835117
Beautiful story.
If only it was true.

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>>129835117
>giant American flag spread across lawn

How dare you defile the flag by letting it rest on the ground. Pray Reagan himself doesn't smite you down for your insolence.

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Just don't bring it with you on the plane, ITAR violations and all that jazz.

>>129835117
Excuse for bad english

Where you when twin tower fall
>Be 4
>Mom come into room
>twin tower is kill
>no