In your ideal government archetype, what would the punishment

>>129829677
scaphism

>>129829677
This should be handled be his mama obviously.

>>129829677
A small fine to pay, and if unable to pay community work or hard labor at minimum wage.

>>129829766
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

give him a beer

>>129829677

$50 fine for bicycle headlamp
$1000 fine for keeping wild racoon

>>129829677
Possess the coon, __________.

>>129829677
well, first deprivation of the meth until he is clean again. then it depends on how he held the racoon. did it has a nice life with him or was it starved or maybe even tortured? depending on this a bit of community service since he endangered others without a bikelamp (assuming he drove at night, otherwise no further action except from freeing the racoon) to a few years in jail for animal abuse

>>129829677

Puneeshment 4 da wite boi

>>129829677
GODDAMNIT TERRY! WE TOLD YOU LAST TIME!!! PUT A LIGHT UP THE RACOONS ASS AND WEAR IT LIKE A HAT!!!!

None of those things would be illegal in my libertarian paradise

Send em to get a licence to carry said raccoon.

Order him to cease use operating the bike outside of daylight hours until upto code.

>>129829677
Total Human Experimentation

Prison for 10 years and assigned cellmate Tyrone Assfuggins.

Any answer besides "compulsory ascendancy to Supreme Allied GodKing Commander of all United States and Western European Powers, Civilisation, Culture and Authority" is objectively wrong