/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER- FIRST DARK EDITION

>>129808026
FUCK YOU ROBERT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

>Guy masturbating watching a girl in a window

Strong start tonight

>>129808266
I've read "gay". Made me think.

REMEMBER: ONE BUMP = ONE APPREHENDED MALE BLACK

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>Male Black trying to fight a bus driver

So whats the worst thing that has happened on the Chicago scanner during these threads?

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>>129809125
May 2nd.

Does anyone else believe Chicago has a black site prison to put all the niggers they want to interrogate with advanced methods

>>129808026
I wonder what CPD thinks of these threads.

Evening, Roberts.

>>129809470
I highly doubt we're on their radar.

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>>129809125
http://abc7chicago.com/society/cpd-officers-detectives-honored-after-shooting--/2093079/

>>129808026
Why is a picture of new york the OP?

That's fucking insulting.

Why do officers speak the way they do? For example, "male black" instead of "black male".

Why flip the words? Or use code words like "Robert" or "check your keys".

>>129810176
>new york

are you retarded

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>>129808026

Have a bump, Robert.

>>129810225
For glamour

>16 year old fighting a 11 year old

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>Shots fired
>Shots fired

First body of the night?

>>129814128

Gee I wonder what their race could be.

Anything good happen so far tonight?

>playing Russian Roulette
>posting it live on instagram

Two girls playin russian roullette. Whooo lads thats a new one.

>>129816742
Two females playing russian roulette with guns live streaming on Instagram.

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>Several kids playing Russian Roulette
>Heard several gunshots already

and

>More shots heard at Humboldt and 1

>>129817554

Kek hopefully they're playing with a magazine fed gun.

>>129817554
>Russian Roulette
Let the problem sort itself out. Darwinism in action, right there.

Lol. Robert ran out of body snatcher forms.

>>129809323
Never forget... the night even /CPD/ got worried

Fucking russians. Always interferring with America's youth with their stupid games and shit.

3 to 4 ppl in a car ALL HIGH ASSS FUCK

>Unplugged ATM to charge Boost Mobile phones

>Two females unplugged an ATM to charge their phones an now refuse to leave

Females unplugged the ATM machine to charge their cell phones and they're refusing to leave.

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Calls getting better as it gets darker

LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS!

>Woman can't breath
>Men fighting in the backyard
>No further info

Someone popped a hydrant

>>129817451
>>129817490
>>129817523
>>129817554
Why stop this unless they're not killing themselves

>child's father kicked in the door and choked her
>also bit her in the face

suicidal teens with suicide pact

Two white 16 teens with a suicide pact

>child's father kicked in the door, choked her and bit her in the face

That's some proper chimp behavior

>suicide pact

Holy shit this is so rare Robert hours stuff

>>129808026
He bit her in the face!

>gangbangers on the playground with guns

>>129822112
the tattoo on the middle finger is real high fucking class. I bet it's some shitty homemade one done with a used needle.

>parked in a handicap spot

Oh shit.

>>129822112
Bit her in the face? PCP or bath salts

>>129822939
normal monkey shit.

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back lads

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>Kids making threats in the street and getting ready to fight

>>129824288
Just another night in Chicongo

Evenin' muh Roberts... was there a call earlier of a spatula fight or did I imagine that?

>>129824978
There was a spatula fight

>>129824978
More likely than not

>32 yr old Granddaughter just climbed through the window

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>>129825769
>>129825426

Hoes be lurkin all over the place.

>Heavy set male hispanic
The blue line blues lol

>I guess he was tazed also

All these male blacks causing trouble really crank starts the old noodle

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evening Viet-robert how them shoes?

>>129827929
so many laces, so many phuc-in laces...

>we need to come get her because she's going to hurt someone

Has there been any updated on the camwhores playing russian roulette?

>>129828239
Hopefully ded

Oh shit someone bitchin about DA POLICE service.

>Father beat n bite daughter, mother displeased.

Sounds like a lovely start.

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>>129808026

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>he threw a molotov cocktail

Oh shit son, molotov.

>>129829336
>>129829387
just a tolerant and peaceful individual.

>>129828623
Second biting call of the night.

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>Set a church on fire with a molotov

Someone doesn't wanna go to church on Sunday. Shieeet

>>129829687
can we get a 20 on varg?

>male white threw a brick through the window

>Male White threw a brick

White male...
RARE
A
R
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Oh shit
Robert needs help

>>129830267
what is male white's end game?

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>>129830606
Probably trying to be Black Male. Perhaps an impersonator?

>Four White Males and One White Female fighting in the street
>Calling chasing Female

>>129831080
it's called a "passing complexion."

Evening, /cpd/
If you're interested, I can set up an ama with an active duty CPD officer with 20+ years on the job. Worked in the shitty areas most of his career. It won't be tonight, but within the next few days.
Any takers?

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WE WANTA YOU GIBS

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>FIVE
>FIVE SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>>129834435
Do it on Reddit. If you bring a real Robert on 4chan he may become self-aware and it would break the fabric of reality.

>>129810225
Why do people on pol use words like kek, lel etc. it's group slang.

>car vs pole

The eternal struggle continues.

>what is the condition of your victim
>critical for now

This flag thing is too funny roberts. How is everyone tonight?

>>129808026
So this... is the power... of the Obama...

Will it ever go back to pre-2008 levels of criminal activity?

>>129840545
>Will it ever go back to pre-2008 levels of criminal activity?
How was it then?

>>129840545
If this was your first night you've heard nothing.

>>129840545
This is a pretty slow night. All we've really had was a spatula fight, some nigger bites, and camwhores playing russian roullete.

Question for you CPD savvy people.

I live in Hyde Park, by the university, on the South Side. I swear to god I've heard gunfire two nights in a row now - five "POP!" sounds just 10 mins ago, and 10~ last night.

Wouldn't this be reported as a crime if someone called it in? What the fuck else is this, if not gunfire? If I'm hearing it, a shitload of rich white university people are hearing it, so someone's definitely calling it in. Right?

Why do I never hear anything about it on the scanner, then?

>>129844714
It's probably just background noise to most people at this point.

HISPANIC MALE NUDE, THROWING OBJECTS

4:00 on a Wednesday morning, what the fuck

What are the chances of getting mugged walking through dodgiest suburbs of Chicago as a white tanned Australian tourist in the middle of the night?

>>129846203
Actual dodgiest, you're just fucking dead.

Mugged, extremely high. They come out at night and loiter around looking for trouble. In even the top 10 it'd be pretty high in the middle of the day.

>>129846203
150%

>>129846599
>>129847015
Is it really that bad? Even in the worst suburbs in Aus there's a good chance nothing would happen to you going for a walk at midnight

>>129847133
There's like
>posh areas where it's still probably unwise to be out at night, because always 1/100 chance of robbery
>"OK" areas where you definitely shouldn't be out at night if you aren't a gambler
>"bad" areas where everyone is literally used to having bullet holes in their car and dealing with crime on a semi-daily basis, cabs won't go to these areas etc.
>totally fucked areas, like the south side

I tighten my asshole up even in "OK" areas if I'm stupid enough to get caught after dark. But there are a LOT of bad areas and totally fucked areas, so if you really want to die you could just go there. And there are enough bad areas adjacent to OK/good areas that it's always a wildcard in general.

>>129847498
>I tighten my asshole up
*checks flag*
sure you doooo. sure ya do Enrique.