How do we solve the obesity epidemic?
get all fat people addicted to meth.
>>129805790
Stop eating.
>>129805790
fat jail until they lose weight.
You can't. Weight loss and maintenance is incredibly simple that a child can understand it, people who are fat are willingly so, and if the parents are fat, they're gonna raise fat kids.
>>129805790
Stop the government from stealing your money to pay for fat people's healthcare.
>Fat people have to pay for their own healthcare
>Not enough money to buy ten big macs
>They get thinner
>Not enough money to pay for healthcare and big macs at once
>Chose big macs
>Die
Seems like a simple solution to me.
>>129807195
Yes because America had 0% obesity before Obongo's socialized healthcare
>>129806620
or any opioids so they die out
benzos and coke might work too
>>129805790
dont know how it work in the rest of the states but in arizona i always figured you could cut fat peoples air conditioning in the summer
We need to bring back shaming.
>>129805790
stop eating processed foods.
>>129805790
>I need you to lose 50lbs before your 3rd birthday
>>129805790
Make it so everyone doesn't have to drive everywhere.
>>129805790
Take their welfare and let them die.
>>129807993
>>129805790
We /fit/posting?
>>129807534
I already feel shame though.
>>129805790
Tax fat people like they do in japan
>>129808298
dam, Tony Soprano really let himself go.
>>129807195
>>Fat people have to pay for their own healthcare
>>Not enough money to buy ten big macs
>>They get thinner
its more like
>fat people have to pay for their own healthcare
>not enough money for healthcare, continue buying 10 big macs
>start voting for bernie for single payer
we've gotta hold the line the next few decades and make sure they die off without us having to pay for it.
Terraforming the earth to increase the oxygen content in the atmosphere so our bodies can grow to a size that fits our increasing mass
>>129805790
Kill the processed foods jew.
>>129812863
You're gonna need a bigger oven.