Ahh, does little Donnie need a safe space?

>pride.com
>pride
kys

>>129791986
>pride dot com
>Canadian flag

well shit didn't see that coming from the catalog

>>129791986
Screw off you nigger fag fuck face commie. Nobody gives a shit about a writer who can't make an ending to save his life and is probably a pedophile

http://archive.is/6xzJ2

Fuck off kike

Stephen Cucking.

>>129791986

He looks like his parents are siblings . . .

>>129791986
>>129793251
WE

>>129791986
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Stephen King blocked.

That makes my day.

Stephen King basically killed a poor lonely guy who accidentally hit him because King was walking in the road -- by shaming the guy personally and through his surrogates.

He basically treated the guy like Carrie's mother and her high school treated Carrie.

Unfortunately, the guy didn't have any magic powers to fight back.

Stephen King -- NOT a nice guy!!!

>>129792138
I hate that faggot rag.

>>129797498

Can we get a source or a name please

Trump also blocked https://twitter.com/votevets

The man is easily triggered

he's one of the ugliest people i know about

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He needs to go back to doing drugs. Fucking retard now.

>>129791986

So you're saying only weak willed and cowardly people retreat to safe spaces in the face of criticism?

>>129797498
Did Donald Trump actually make this post

>>129797894
He has that Golden One nose syndrome going.

>>129796967
WUZ

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>Trump bothers Twitterfaggots
>Don't block him
>Someone bothers Trump
>Block him
>Liberals mad

>>129792138
I thought Go Ghost was replacing kys since it was a reddit meme?

>>129791986
Maybe he doesnt want to constantly be subjected to shitty degenerate writing / also kys OP

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>>129797923
>implying he ever stopped

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Kings books can be outrageously long winded and mediocre. Then, after a million pages they don't go anywhere - like The Stand. What was the point? All that just to end it with a bomb killing everyone because it had no point.
President Trump did the right thing by cutting King short. Pity he's not Kings editor, could have saved me from a million pages of mediocracy.
Trump just got even more awesome.

King is a piece of shit. Promotes illegals and open borders. Fuck this overrated hack.

>>129791986
So King is a faggot? Well not that I really care anyhow. He is just another of the pretentious famous that think everyone one should jump on the carebear bus for them.

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>>129797498

>>129791986

When little verified faggots come and shit all over his twitter now it disrespects the office of the President in a very public way. They can shove it alongside that weirdo Legate with his huge nipples.

>>129791986
Top kek

Stephen King, average books for average people written by an average writer.
Trump knows better.

>>129791986
all you commie faggots getting triggered by the potus banhammer is hilarious

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>>129791986
This is why Steven King hates Trump

>>129800871
According to wikipedia the cited and correct term is "abnomrally large" nipples.

>>129801850
Oh boy, the rumors are true.
They are brother and sister.

>>129791986
Stephen King should've died when he got hit by a car. At least that way he'd have left behind a decent legacy, rather than ruining it with awful books and SJW politics

>>129797498
You mean the dude who was playing with his dog while driving? The dude that put someone his victim in the hospital for 3 weeks. The same guy who, after he nearly killed someone, received a deal from the prosecution that involved no jail time and no loss of license?

Yeah, he was the real victim here. Good job seeing through the ruse, anon.

>>129797689
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=115390&page=1

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>>129791986
BLUMPF BTFO by a based genius author!

>>129803807
t. Stephen King

>>129805754
Nigga, if I had King money I wouldn't be shitposting on a worst Korean semaphore site

>>129791986
>implying that Trump has to put up with every faggot who talks about him on twitter
Trump can block whoever he wants because at the end of the day, he's still the goddamned president.

>>129791986
but when you block someone its because you dont want to see shit from a retard right?

First things first, obama release his college transcript.

First things first: LBJ dick pics

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>>129797710
Fuck you, pig fucking pedo sand nigger.

>>129791986
This is the right way to go. I just with the blocking was more aggressive. The world should be rid of these people. They are cancer.

>>129791986
Trump made him a favor. King just spent the entire day tweeting at Trump and reposting every single Louise Mensch conspiracy theory. Now he has time to write shitty novels with worse endings again

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>>129797498
>redditspacing

>>129805034
I wish he'd fuck off.

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>>129805034
He is seriously deranged. He hasn't written a good book or had a good movie since the Shining, and that was a very long time ago.
I don't know who is uglier, him or Tarantino?

A man so powerful him blocking nobodies on twitter shapes national news

>>129799080
guess i missed the memo

I hope Trump blocks more mouthy leftist cocksuckers. It's funny watching them try to rationalize why behaving like a cunt toward the president is perfectly justified because it's Donald Trump.

>>129792304
holy shit are americans this dumb? i thought when Europeans made fun of americans, it was because they were jealous but shit can they really not tell a canadian flag apart from a belshevik one?

>>129791986
That's clearly a sarcastic tweet.

>>129798286
Reddit spacing, too many characters, not enough zingers
Nope, not Trump

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>>129807629
liberals calling conservatives snowflakes don't get that is exactly the point of what we're doing

you spent the past 20 years enforcing an arbitrary set of social rules that you don't even respect yourself.

so now we've decided to be just as anal about them, to show you how retarded they are. and you make memes like this. proving our point.

and you still don't get it, enjoy 2018 faggots

>>129791986
King can't kill himself.

The Balrog possessing him would just reanimate the corpse anyway.

It's happened before.

Well if I am not mistaken isn't blocking, and getting people you don't like SOP for the left. I pretty much avoid twitter, and really believe that the obsession with it more proof of a dumb downed society. There are far more important thing s to focus on. But then maybe I am the retard.

>>129791986
I used to like King, but his SJW shit has gotten tiresome. I'd block him too if he followed me.

>>129808931
What the fuck is "reddit spacing"?

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We're really going to do this every time Trump blocks someone on twitter?

Good.

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>>129810590

Something for autistic spergs to bitch about. Somehow double spacing is associated with Reddit, whether or not you've ever even been on the site.

Of all the asinine shit I've ever seen on 4chan, "reddit-spacing" tops the list.

>>129810590
It was coined on 8 chan by a divide-and-conquer shill trying to get the influx of newfags infighting with other posters.

It doesn't actually mean anything. I've been on this site for 13 years, before reddit even existed and we were all using myspace, and I'm still constantly accused of "reddit spacing".

>>129791986
fuck stephen king

>>129791986
>I may have to kill myself

This is the best ending King has ever written!

He blocked Stephen King? Why?
It's not like the guy writes child porn orgies or anything

>>129812639
I have no idea but it's the kind of hilarious move Trump tends to make that makes you happy he's still being intuitively funny whether he thought it through ahead of time or not.

>>129812639
heh

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>be stephen king
>self insert myself into fictitious child sewer orgies as the beta cuckold of the group

>>129791986
inb4 steve takes 20 hits of acid and actually does kill himself

>>129791986
write a fucking book about it.

>>129791986

Stephen Marketing

>>129793251
Guess who is Danish?

>>129813870
I hope

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>Stephen King
Who the fuck cares? The faggots never written a single worthwhile book in his entire life and all his shit is exclusively read by 40 something soccer moms. Also I highly doubt he even knows how to play that guitar.

>leftists complaining that they can't hog the top of Trump's twitter replies

>>129811064
There's a difference between spacing paragraphs and spacing every individual sentence which is what plebbitors do.

>>129791986

Should attack him by saying suicide is never funny, just like rape. Then expose nigger rape statistics.

>>129792138
fucking homophobe

>>129814174

i actually dont. steve is a cuck but hes all right

>>129814186
Motherfucker wrote so many books that there has to be one that's good by sheer brute forced statistics.

That said Trump can't win against Stephen King, it's a lost battle already he did the right thing by blocking him.

Now Trump needs to block Patton Oswalt so he really will kill himself.

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>>129791986
Fuck "Stephen King" he is just another jackass celebrity who thinks we care about his political opinion.

If they want to earnestly join the political conversation they're going about it the wrong way (using Bloomberg's billions to make attack ads, for instance).

>>129792304
>Canadian flag
kek

>>129791986

>People are obligated to listen to you cry like a bitch

Americans, everyone.

>>129792365
>probably
>wrote a book with kids running a train on a girl in a sewer in explicit detail

Anon...

>>129797498
King legit killed the guy

7d Hyper limbo in anti-gravity

>>129812639
Please stop this anti-Reddit spacing, wtf Reddit Spacing isn't a thing.
Spacing like this doesn't make you fit in

>>129791986
Uhhh, guys? Stephen isn't looking so good.

I fucking love how we memed americans into voting this guy

>>129814365
Redditors space like this
To avoid "reddit posting" which isn't a thing
You absolute mong.

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>>129815330
You memed nothing, ignoramus.

Good deal for King. Free publicity right before the Dark Tower comes out.

>>129815330
You have no idea sand nigger. I was on the trump train the day he announced candidacy

>>129814545
Fucking degenerate. I would throw you off a building but no building in my town is over two stories.

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>>129798864
KANGZ

>>129815850
No you weren't. I memed you into voting him

He's the president, part of his job is pretending he listens to everybody.

Remember, if we had a woman president, it would be wrong for her to block sexists sending dick pics to her on twitter.

How is Steve gonna live?

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>>129813856
Oh fuck, so I'm not the only one that noticed this? Obvious self-insert fantasy, Jesus Christ.

>>129817223
You call that living?

>>129807636
Tarantino.

Which would you rather have babysit your children?

>>129815854
lol topical.

>>129791986
Watch him actually fucking kill himself because of this and the media goes into an anti-Trump shitstorm

The liberal salt mines will overflow like they did on election night and it will be glorious

>>129816812
In real life it would be perfectly legal to criticize Clinton, and if she were to ignore you it'd look like her loss. As opposed to you showing your dick and being arrested for indecent exposure.

There's no reason this wouldn't be the case in real life.

>>129817763
You have no idea who Stephen King is, do you?

>>129791986
This fuck lives down the street from my school lol

>>129817458
I got to wondering if there was something wrong with him when I noticed all the stories had messed up sex scenes.

>farmer jerks off and shoots his horse in the head right when he cums
uhhhhh ok I guess that farmer was off

>like 3 straight pages describing how "whackoff Lauder" got the nickname and then how he whacked off and obtained dried cum on his belly the next morning

Do these things really contribute to the story somehow? I think it might be why women tend to read it beyond adolescence. It's like those trashy romance novels for old women.

>>129791986
Oh piss off. Stephen king is honestly a shit author and he only enjoys popularity due to thrift stores and single mothers. Seriously, I buy his books for a quarter and use them as targets.

>>129818303
He's easy to read, but the amount of adolescent sexual information is off-putting.

>>129792138
Yep commie flag, (((op))) seems legit

>>129818235

I always thought they were to evoke disgust. He is a horror writer after all.

Once you evoke disgust from someone the rest of the story becomes more real.

I'm a King fan, but also a yuuge Trump fan.

>>129818964
The only story of his to actually scare me was "IT", and that's because I harbor a deep fear of clowns.

>>129791986
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hes so ass hurt. Thats pretty funny how crazy Blumpf is driving these retards

>>129818964
When I was younger it seemed to all kind of hang together, but it still caught me as something that didn't seem to be necessary in other books. Kind of like when you start to wonder why 90% of dadrock songs are about getting laid or you can't go see a movie if it doesn't have a sex scene tacked on out of some sort of mandate apparently.

I will say that King's earlier works (I particularly liked the short stories collections) struck me as much more fresh and compelling on the whole. It was legitimately fun adolescent escapism reading.

>>129807162
you shut up, sister-fucking redneck

>>129791986
>Ahh, does little Donnie need a safe space?
Sounds like (((King))) is the one who needs a safe space. I can't imagine an actual man needing to tell a newspaper that somebody blocked him on Twitter.

>>129814158
That's Norway though

>>129791986
>pride

Should i stone you to death or you prefer to be thrown out of building?, perhaps beheading?

>>129791986
Fucking commie scum. KYS

>>129792365
>a writer who can't make an ending
>>129799399
>outrageously long winded and mediocre
>>129801230
>average books for average people written by an average writer.

Looks like someone here never read 'Salem's Lot, The Shining, The Tommyknockers, Dolores Claiborne, or above all else Revival. One of the best god damned books I ever read.

Stephen King's an asshole and he's written more than his fair share of shitty books, but let's not pretend he can't write when he's got his shit together, which is about half the time.

>>129793251
Fucking finally. Thank you.

>>129807401
This is the dumbest meme to come out of here in a long time and I've seen a lot of shit. Reddit spacing? It's a pretty fucking common way to format a post - Reddit didn't "invent" it

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>>129824860
Please use an emdash in this context; not a hyphen.

>>129815854
>>129814545
so instead of shitposting people's nationality we get unironical larpers. Nice.

>>129791986
what is wrong with his nose?

>>129791986
What a little bitch drumpf is

>>129791986
Trump is Alpha.

>>129791986
You Jew Communist Nigger Fuck.

>>129815085
That was the best part
Like a turkey on Thanksgiving, gravy and all

>>129825813
Dill all the Kemocrats.

>>129791986
>constantly talk shit about someone
>get blocked by that someone
>"LOL BLUMPF BTFO"

King's a faggot and this is proof that he needs Trump's attention just to feel secure in himself. Should've just stuck to writing dime-store horror.

>>129808647
Are you really that dumb that you don't understand sarcasm?

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>>129824860
Welcome to the imageboards. It's an old divide & conquer tactic designed to make strife between /pol/ and The_Donald, not understanding that the latter is just the former dressing appropriately and behaving itself.

What you did though was give each of your sentences its own paragraph in the style of every shitty blog and most shitty print publications' shitty websites. If someone tells you normal paragraph formatting is Reddit spacing, that person is a legit shill. The others are just morons.

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>>129791986
Catch you in Syria Vlad

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This can only end badly.

>>129824399
>but let's not pretend he can't write when he's got his shit together

Stephen King is the most overrated hack on the planet. His books suck. ALL of them.

>>129810590

"Reddit spacing" is sometimes called "paragraphs" by the more literate.

>>129808647
it's clearly a joke you stupid leaf

>>129826834
1: I don't know if this is a message directly from God or not;
2: but I think unto thee of Terry Davis
3: lo; and he said unto us
4: God revealed that biblespacing is the way to do it
5: And verily as His next commandment, He proclaimed the next revelation
6: CIA niggers glow in the dark