Brit/pol/: Great British Bleed Out Edition

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>>129783304
imperial leather

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HOP IN HERE

STREAM OF UK ELECTION RESULTS SINCE 1955

GET IN HERE FOR TOP COMFY BOYS

>DUP hopeful of Conservative deal soon
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40255958

>Queen's Speech delayed as Tories negotiate with DUP
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/12/boris-johnson-tells-theresa-mays-critics-get-grip-pm-prepares/

>Michael Gove returns to the cabinet as Environment Secretary
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/11/theresa-may-calls-michael-gove-reshuffle-saver-leadership-challenge/

>Ed Miliband could return to front bench
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/12/ed-miliband-could-return-labour-frontbench-jeremy-corbyn/

>Gypsy scum attack pensioner
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4595248/Pensioner-FALSE-TEETH-knocked-travellers.html

Links since this chap didn't put them in the OP

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>>129783304
>no links

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post your geets

>>129783304

Where are the links, you autist?

>>129783840
Just post the link m8

>>129783934
RGT6EXFX

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>>129783660
My soap beats your poof soap.

Lads, how do I change the new flags with 4 chan x?

>>129784005
I can't post it, it says that it's detecting it as spam.

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>W-w-what, anon? Did you say Welsh is an unintelligible Lovecraftian language? You don't really mean that... do you?
What do?

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>>129783304

Lads, a guy in another thread said that he knew someone who lost his sense of smell and had a brain tumour.

I lost mine, should I get myself checked?

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TOTAL DESTRUCTION. THE ONLY SOLUTION. MORE CAPITALISM. MORE GLOBALISM, BURN IT CLEAN. MORE IMMIGRATION. ALL IS LOST. REJOICE
UTTER DEGENERACY

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>mfw too thick to understand the political compass questions

fuck lads, i don't give a shit about the economy all i want is to slay shitskins

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>>129784024
Well I was first, so I'm pretty sure I win faggot

>>129784024
Don't drop it once Theresa May deems you ill of thought.

>>129784137
Probably

>>129783699

Probably a good idea, I had a teacher who at school had previously had a brain tumour and he lost his sense of smell.

Remember on D of E he went and fished out a rotting stags head from this fucking awful smelling bog as he wanted to get it mounted.

>>129784137

No, just die if you have cancer, who cares?

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>>129784098
Demand she never question my words or I'll give her the back of my hand.
>captcha: snowdonia

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>>129784053
>He can't get around the Spam Filter

What are some simple dishes I can easily cook for myself lads?

Have got things like spag Bol, curry etc nailed. Looking to branch out.

>>129784137
ignorance is bliss. live every day like its your last.

"thou mayest" - the bible

>>129784173
Go to Syria, volunteer with Kurds.

>>129784293
How do?

I want to get more people in for comfy stream.

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OI, why can't I choose British flag.
Let me choose British flag dammit

>>129784194
At least I can have my own bar of soap and not have to share it with the neighbors under Corbyn.

>>129784173
>>mfw too thick to understand the political compass questions
iktf
I got leftist fascist on one

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Testing

>>129784173
internalise the hate. take heroin

>>129784376
Pastebin?

Alternative wordings

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>>129784137
GP waiting times are 10-18 months so if you are not dead by 2019 you are probably fine.

You have been misled, while it is true we are of chosen blood with an iq sometimes in excess of 300

Think of us as angels sent to guide the earth

>>129784173

Political compass is shit.

It presumes your justification for answers.

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>>129784435
>Newfags can't brit post

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>>129784015
not bad. Buddy of mine has one like this pic related but with new fretting, a seymour duncan SH8 invader pair and a schaller floyd. he hates it now.

prefers his PRS

>>129784495
How's Edinburgh treating ya, Renton?

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>>129784317
Pierogi. It's simple, tasty and has lots of potential variations, basically a traditional English dish now too.

>German finance minister says we can stay in the EU
>Macron says we can stay in the EU
We're not leaving are we lads?

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>>129783660
How can there be imperial leather when there is no empire

>>129784317

Pasta bake.

>>129784529
I get appointments on the same day, or within a week every time at my GP
which is in a major city

>>129784642
How is that easy?

If you buy it premade maybe

>>129784435
Just choose geographic location.

https://pastebin.com/cSNbLb1W

LADS

LINK TO STREAM OF ALL GENERAL ELECTION RESULTS SINCE 1955

https://pastebin.com/cSNbLb1W

>>129783934

Is that a custom SG or are Gibson are using SD humbuckers now?!

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>>129783304

>have unwritten constitution
>House of Commons decides everything
>no limits at all
>it's full of nonces

>>129784435

Move to Britain and use "geographic location".

>>129784719

They just want our gibs.

nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger

>>129784784
It's literally just a stuffed dumpling, how much easier do you need it to be?

>>129784137
Did you ever break your nose? It can cause your kind of problem.

>>129784642
Easy if you are good with making quality thing dough.

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>>129784173
Dont bother with that gay shit lad

just join the ideology with the best memes

>>129784975

jew jew jew
jew jew jew
jew jew jew

>>129784317
Rustlers

>>129784819
Currently on 1951, no results declared yet.

>>129784173

I always answer questions honestly and always end up far-right.

>>129784975
Did you ever make dough you dumb kike?

>>129784978
>>129784975
>>129784973
Is this a raid??

If so leave Albion at once

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>>129784435
>Gay Flag
>YAy

You shall now and forever always remain a faggot, no matter what flag you bear.

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Just found out my GF is pregnant lads

Will try to convince her to have an abortion, because I am not ready, but if that doesn't work what should I call it?

>>129784832
it's a 2001 SG standard, I changed out the original (490t?) pickup and put in a SD SH4-JB.

gauge 11s strings. Going to change it out back to skinny top heavy bottoms like the schecter

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>>129784998
>just join the ideology with the best memes

Communism?

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Curiosity -

Are there any lads on here that are actually lasses?

I saw the stats for /pol/ as a whole ages ago and it said something like 1/5 on /pol/ are female.

For some reason I get the feeling there are lway less on the more dry Brit/pol/. Post a pic of your tiny woman hand next to a timestamp so we know for real.

>>129784317

Toast. If all else fails you can live on toast.

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Petey's cockney accent <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4bpx8czGp4

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Keep talking shit tiny dicked nazi scum. We're always watching.

>>129784841
Currently reading about how a judge destroyed slavery in britain so that can't be all true

>>129785156
Chris Chan if male. Bailey-Jay if a girl.

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>>129785156

>>129784317

Have you nailed down a really good stew yet?

>>129785156
Tancred or Godfrey
If girl stairfall

>>129784024
>coal tar fragrance
Might as well smell of farts

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>>129785245
...ummmm no sweetie pie ;)

>>129785156
Should have worn a johnny lad

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>>129785156

>Just found out my GF is pregnant lads
>premarital sex
>considering abortion

Man up cunt.

>>129785313
I'll bray ya m8

>>129784616
>Floyd Rose
>He hates it now
Fixed bridge is truly the red pill

>>129785365
No. I haven't. I tried making french onion soup and it was ok. Nothing to write home about but just passable.

>>129785156
Abortions used as a late contraceptive are incredibly scummy.

>>129783934
I have a cheap yamaha acoustic
I'm also a guitarist by trade

Therefore I can't afford to upgrade

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>>129785056
Well spotted, have a gold star, we've got loads of them laying around.

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>>129785156
Ian Smith

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wow no links
what a dick

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>>129785156
Get it aborted.
Praise MOLOCH as it is being performed
Say ABAR BA'ESH
Receive untold riches and success throughout the rest of your life

Trust me its worth it

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>>129785313
ANARCHY NOW

>>129784841
>unwritten constitution
No faggot, it is LARGELY uncodified. Constitutional Statute IS written constitution.
Fucking idiots that post here, seriously.

>>129783902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpevZ0-wUYQ

MKZEFNAM

>>129784468
With Corbyn, That's Organic soap you absolute heathen

How do i post flags with 4 chan x?

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>>129785375
Why not Bohemond?

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>>129785408
I don't think he has the coordination to box, he struggles with walking.

>>129785156

You should call it Peter Hitchens then your surname to remind yourself to be more moral next time.

>>129785156
Just kill her and then yourself. If that's the quality of your decision making then in all likelihood we'd be better off without you.

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>>129785438
wtf is bray dumb nazi scum? You want to make me a coffee?

>>129784626
I acutally live in leith, edinburgh

you're either a l33t haxx0r or very intuitive

>>129785156

this is a traditional board son, and we think you should definitely consider marrying your girlfriend and keeping the baby.

I bet you she would be thrilled.

what have you got to lose? the country needs young white families.

>>129785624
He was a bit of a twat who squabbled over holdings

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>>129785156
>but if that doesn't work what should I call it?

Peter, middle names Micah and Clarke.

>>129784616

Something about PRS guitars makes me cringe, I don't like how they look or sound or the style of the people that use them.

>>129783304
>>129784435
>>129785313
https://twitter.com/agentathcliath/status/874726075493994497

>new flags only led to people taking israel/gay/anarchy flags and doing le funny leftist posts
than you moot

>>129785632
I struggle with this too, what fucking gives? My coordination with everything else is good. I just over-think each step when I walk, manually, like.

>>129785720
Are you the easter road faggot? Do you suck dick at the top of Leith walk?

>>129784317
Use vegetable stock in cooking.

Mushrooms, Onions, Risotto Rice, Stock, Garlic, Thyme, Lemon and White Wine if possible is a rich dish.

Roast vegetables with a Cous Cous Salad. Look at Greek and Morocco variations.

Rot vegetables, garlic, lots of ginger, chili and soy sauce and you've got a decent stir fry.

Simple Pasta dishes like courgette, lemon and chili or Broccoli, chili and sardines mushed together in a paste.

>>129785698
It's when ya fuk with a Northener and get ya teeth kicked into ya skull

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No abortions for all!

Would have voted Pirate Party IAH (In All Honesty).

>>129785858
I've seen good pirate posters.

>>129785141
you can't just turn me gay
not that theres anything wrong with that

>>129785448
Yup, floyds are fun for around 25 minutes
>>129785497
hang around ebay. i got that gibson for £500/$1000 back in 2008 or so. It was in Chicago and i was lucky that a friend was out there on business so he picked it up for me and brought her home.

just lurk ebay all day every day.

>>129785781
Yeah i don't like them either. They sound very unsautrated, as if when playing a dirty sound it sounds like the distortion is sitting on top of the clean sound like oil on water as opposed to mixing like ribena. sounds weird but it's something i hear.

I did my BSc in sound technology so it's something i tend to pick up on.

Also the neck felt grainy and rough.

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>>129785156
>abortion

https://pastebin.com/cSNbLb1W

LADS

LINK TO STREAM OF ALL GENERAL ELECTION RESULTS SINCE 1955

https://pastebin.com/cSNbLb1W

are flagfags the new tripfags?

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Show me your work visa please, european citizen.

>>129784998

Mugi is (part) Finnish.

>>129784098
Rip her bonnet off and lift up 'er skirt, before savaging her with my superior Anglo cock.

>>129784841
Mogg is elitist and over-educated, he's convinced he knows exactly how everything should be done but too much of a pussy to ever put himself forward as a leader so contents himself with being a Lady MacBeth-style character within the Conservative party.

>>129785722
I really don't want to marry though

I probably value my freedom over the child

>>129785726
He wanted what he had earned. The Byzantines were treacherous cunts.

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>>129785156
>Will try to convince her to have an abortion

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>>129785464

I've made these a few times and they've been good:

http://www.onceuponachef.com/recipes/guinness-lamb-stew-with-vegetables.html

http://www.onceuponachef.com/recipes/beef-stew-with-carrots-potatoes.html

It's a good basis for fucking around with it and adding your own stuff, adjusting the ingredient etc.

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>>129786048
How about I show you my last name in the doomsday book

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>>129785922
Our streets nazi boy. I'm too FUCKING educated for you dumb nazis with your inbred language. So much fucking hate, fucking die.

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>>129786105

>I probably value my freedom over the child

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>>129785870

>>129785156
Abortions are immoral, and morality is dead. Abort away friend.

WHATABOUT THIS ONE, LADS?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL1NhrsmUF0

>>129786027
You absolute ledge m8

>>129785313
You leave my bins alone.

>>129786184
dude fuck laws and SHIT LOL

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

COME ON

>>129785314
Mansfield didn't really do anything besides let that guy go and reaffirm that there weren't any slaves in England, there was no slavery to destroy

>>129785632

m8 leave nuttall alone. He lost a leg at Hillsborough then lost another 2 in the 9/11 attacks. no fucking wonder he can't walk, the poor bastard.

>>129786140
I know they were lad, but he still squabbled with his fellow Frankish rulers. Not saying he's evil, just gay he's a bit more of a willy than Tancred for example.

>>129786285
Come and watch with us. Lonely at the moment desu

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>>129786161

http://www.foodsofengland.co.uk/index.htm

Get in touch with your heritage, lad.

I recommend the Mendip Wallfish.

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>>129785991
>can't just turn you gay

Boy I would have you cooking me 5 dinners a day before we went to bed together.

>>129786233
I'm far from a virgin though, everything else is correct.

>>129785156
enoch

>>129786184
Why'd ya get bottled in Manchester then? Are streets, do one ya soft patsy

>>129786105
You shouldn't have been dating a woman if you were never going to consider the possibility of living together for the rest of your life.

Promiscuous dating culture is disturbing and degenerate. This is coming from someone who use to partake and has realised the errors of his ways.

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>>129785632
>he has a virgin walk
is he, dare i say it, our guy?

>>129785509
He was treated like trash desu

>>129785872
no.
but i frequent the regent pub during the day as it is the only pub in the vicinity that serves real ale. if you go there on friday or saturday night you get lecherous old men leering at you and trying to watch you piss in the urinals

>fags have better taste in beer

all the "real men" pubs in leith and easter road serve is fizzy yellow piss (tennats, carling etc)

I tolerate fags for decent beer

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Apologise you far right extremists

>>129786410
HAHAH FUCKING OWNED BY A GAY HAHAHA DUMB NAZIS

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>>129786184

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>>129786060
>*rugby ball rolls by your feet*
>*a 6ft4 behemoth towers over you*
>What's that, boyo? What did you say about my wife? It was you who said that, right?
>"Yeh, h-h-huh..."
>Hah, no worries, boyo, I'm sure it was just a joke. To be honest, mate, I wouldn't blame you. Alright, have a good one, lad.
>*he picks up his rugby ball and runs off*

>>129784780
Same its a lot better in Scotland in regard to NHS

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>>129786469
>he thinks morals a relevant in a morally devoid society

>>129786105

youve lost all credibility with me son.

not bothered what you say now.

>>129785156
>convince her to have an abortion

Not under our new DUP overlords you won't matey!

>>129786336
No he ruled everyone who steps foot on britain is free, even niggers

>>129786508
Who is that?

>>129786623
Labour MP murdered by a far right extremist terrorist

>>129786613
>This again

We've been through this before Eddie, no need to do it again. We agreed to disagree last time.

>>129785624

>ROGER
>ROGER IT'S BOHEMOND
>YEAH NO I'M ON MY SWORD
>MY SWORD
>SWOOOOOORD
>YEAH THE HOLY LAND DOESN'T GET MUCH SIGNAL AND CRUSADES ARE PRETTY LOUD
>MMHMM
>RIGHT
>HAHA YEAH
>OK....can you take ladder to storm that fortification..cheersthanks....NO NOT YOU ROGER

>>129786508
Imagine if all the parents of all the kids that died in Manchester published books about how Islam killed their kids.

>>129786623
dead communist

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>>129786508
She died for nothing.

>>129786508
>Alt-rightists love blaming the entire Muslim community for the actions of a few lunatics
>Alt-rightist murders a qt MP
>N..n...not all Alt-rightists ;__;

>>129786711
>>129786799
What did she die for?

Can I get a roll call on my homosexual allies? Let's fuck these nazi cunts up, even a gay can do that.

>>129786853
WHO?

>>129786410
I do like to cook...

>>129786807
When are you alt rightists going to condemn the far right terrorism?

>>129786853
The country's entertainment.

https://pastebin.com/cSNbLb1W

LADS

LINK TO STREAM OF ALL GENERAL ELECTION RESULTS SINCE 1955

https://pastebin.com/cSNbLb1W

>>129786504
Been a while since I've lived in Edinburgh, is the regent the pink one with all the rainbow flags next to the theater on the corner to the road up carlton Hill?

>>129786806
BRILLEAUX'D

>>129786853
Memes.

>>129786320

lol i dont know if youre larping or not but that was funny as fuck

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I have to admit that I lied about the child for attention, and boy I got what I wanted

thanks everyone who participated.

>>129786853
No reason at all. Some mental case killed her screaming something about Brexit apparently and that's about it.

I wouldn't put it past the leftist elite having it as a false flag to try and sway the public against brexit since it happened just days before.

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True or bollocks?

>>129786807
I doubt most people on brit/pol/ associate with the 'alt-right', leave that to the yanks.

>>129783304
lol how high are you right now?

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>Be a Turkey Twizzler
>Be merely an odd-shaped sausage, no higher in fat and salt than other sausages
>Jamie Oliver comes along "DISGUSTING BRUV I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY FEED THIS SHIT TO OUR KIDS THIS IS FUCKING CRIMINAL BRUV WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS SHIT IS IT EVEN TURKEY?
>Campaign of hate ends up with it being banned

Why was this allowed?

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>the judge who abolished slavery in britain was childless scot who adopted a half nigger
history just repeats

>>129786097
Mogg acts like he's right about everything because he is right about everything. However where's the incentive for him to push for leadership with his anti-abortion, anti-gay marriage views which every degenerate in the country, which is most of the country, disagrees with. He has a cushy seat and sounds quite contented simply living in his massive mansion in Somerset with his wife and children. And good for him. People who disagree with him because of his education and accent simply can't handle the fact that he's probably smarter than they are and that he and his family have done very well for themselves.

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LADS I just turned my neck and it made this fucking noise
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nZWzNw9jAy

>>129787082
As far as I know, there's checks in place to make sure people cant vote twice. It's just the right shitting themselves over being BTFO by a communist

>>129784137
>I lost mine, should I get myself checked?

medfag

Yes. You should. Loss of sense of smell can be a sign of many different problems (or nothing at all). Go get yourself checked out. Good luck.

>>129786807
I actually don't care at all but if it helps nativists causes I'll lie about it

>>129786807
Which holy book commanded him to murder in the name of brexit? Have there been literally thousands of similar instances in the last 15 years all over the world?

>164 Jihad Verses in the Koran
http://www.answering-islam.org/Quran/Themes/jihad_passages.html

POST YOUR FUCKING ADDRESS RIGHT NOW

GIVE ME A FUCKING BIN TO FUCK UP

YOU FUCKS

>>129787082

Bollocks. Nige is playing to the gallery there and letting himself down.

>>129784137
You've got the same shit Alexander Gordon jahans has m8.
Enjoy man titties.

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>>129786930
Steak and chips 3 times a day.
Salmon and an assortment of veggies twice on Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Chili and Mushrooms twice a day on Wednesdays etc.


Can you handle it anon?

>>129787082

I used to be automatically registered as 'room occupant #' when I was in university accommodation, so I could easily have voted there and gone home to vote again.

>>129784317
Aglio e Olio, garlic and oil, the cornerstones of cooking.

Fry some garlic, boil some pasta, add pasta to fried garlic with a little bit of the pasta water, add cheese and stir.

voila.

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>>129787253
>can't vote twice
>voting even once

>tfw this is the type of person who votes conservative/unionist

Britain is dead

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pmGjiokfQ2A

>>129787330
Altschauerberg 8
91448 Emskirchen
Germany

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>>129787082
How would they do it?

And even if they did they still lost

>>129787330
Come fuck up my bin m8

GCHQ,
Hubble Road,
Cheltenham,
GL51 0EX

>>129787367
I do this but with some jarred anchovies and sundried tomato chucked in too.
Absolutely delicious.

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People who would be better PMs they May...

I will start...

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>>129786983
>comfortable gay pub with real ales

>>129787082
Yes. Penniless students, who never normally vote at all, traveled from their uni's to their parent's homes in a matter of hours just so they could vote Labour. Evil leftie students!

This is Trump-tier paranoia.

>>129787082
Sounds pathetic, though I do think it's way too easy to commit fraud. Only need to give name and address, no ID needed.

>>129787330
12 Millbank, Westminster, London SW1P 4QE

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>>129787193
>Nobody listened to my head deafening neck crack that took me 10 mins to edit

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>>129787517

>>129786508
>unfaithful cheating husband manages to write a whole book within a year of his wife being killed

It's disgusting to be honest. I am actually offended.

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>>129787517
Him

>>129787629

>Penniless students

This is an absolute meme.

>>129787324
Okay straight away I see one of the top verses listed on that website is about self-defence:
'whoever then acts aggressively against you, inflict injury on him according to the injury he has inflicted on you...'

And 164 verses mentioning Jihad is misleading as fuck, Jihad literally just means struggle. Unless you think this verse is about warfare:
'...strive hard in His way that you may be successful.'

https://pastebin.com/cSNbLb1W

LADS

LINK TO STREAM OF ALL GENERAL ELECTION RESULTS SINCE 1955

https://pastebin.com/cSNbLb1W

>>129787502
I could make a meal out of anything with enough garlic and oil.

>>129784317
soups are easy. Buy a whole chicken, cook that cunt, eat the meat and then boil the carcass off in water, add some stock and wait for the scraps of chicken to boil off of the bones and the juice to infuse, drop in some curry paste (DEFINITELY NOT POWDER MUST BE PASTE) and blend the shit out of the chicken with maybe some veg, curried parsnip is good too.

>>129787193
>that grunt
Did Muhammad come in a little too deep there?

>>129787629
That's actually possible given that every shanty town in our country now has a (((University)))

>>129787660
>10 mins to edit
looks like you need a better DAW

>>129787098
There's a few floating about but in general you're right. There was an upsurge of not only native ones, but also Amerifats getting involved in memeing for Brexit in large numbers just prior to Brexit though and the deluded fool shouted 'Death to traitors, freedom for Britain' in court so it was a pretty obvious case of meme-induced insanity.

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>pg tips
I hope you don't actually do this

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>>129787839
It was my NECK m8 I thought I was gonna die

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>>129787800
Really Really boring desu

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>>129785945
when is she out?
I give it less than a week, Tories wish it were a month, labour wish she was already gone

>>129787193
>>129787660
Sounds painful. Go to A&E.

>>129784317
Get a chicken and mushroom potnoodle
Tear off foil lid
Find sachet of soy sauce inside and empty into pot noodle
Boil water
Pour into potnoodle
Be too impatient to wait for 3 minutes because you're the kind of faggot who eats pot noodles
Eat hard noodles and half dissolved flavouring powder
Drink excess water like soup
Scrape congealed flavouring from the bottom of tub
Reboil kettle because you obviously capitalised on the 2for1 pot noodle deal

>>129787629
Almost as bad as #pengate

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>>129787517
How the fuck has this not been posted at the time of writing?

>>129787920
> pg tips
> Not Yorkshire Tea

You have a lot to learn, kraut

>>129787117
help i dont think it was weed

>>129787529
Seems like a great place to beat up degenerates in a comfortable manner

>>129788061
Everyone who uses any type of teabag is not a real tea drinker

>>129786508
It must be my accent, but when I say her name, it sounds like jokes.

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>>129786508

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>when the civic nationalism hits

>>129788104
Skunk?

Don't cut off your penis.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/02/teenage-rugby-player-cut-penis-high-onskunk-says-father-wants/

>>129787944
>Walking around with a dildo in your drink

Disgusting.

>>129784165
Funnily enough I've spent a considerable amount of time today reading over some of Nick's work. Interesting stuff.

I absolutely love the straight talking god Rees-Mogg.

Why the hell is he not on the cabinet? Such a man should not be on the back benches

>>129788380
There was some rapper too I think that also cut off his dick when he was high

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>>129787517

>>129787637
But you'd need to register in two constituancies in order to vote twice, even if someone voted for you in one of them.

>>129788181
Loose tea drinkers are a bunch of poofs.

>>129788487
Too cool, for cabinet.

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>>129787958
kek she's such a retard she'll be gone soon.

>>129788524
He looks like Bush

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>>129788335

>when the pendulum swings

>>129785284
No post feet instead

>>129788593
>loose
It's in the name

>>129787377
>77
>JJEE ID
>Riker.gif
>Nazi flag

You have unlocked a special sound, friend:

https://youtu.be/A1JVla3gqY4?t=185

I love you all.

>>129784035
update
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>>129787046
No shit. Nobody here knows how to talk to women.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MsUL5Qxm4c

HOLD UR HORSES BOYS

YA'LL CANT CLOG THE MOGG

>>129788587
> Hello yes, I'm John Smith from 10 [Any English City] Road

Job done.

post lewd pictures

>>129785156
My brother made a girl pregnant and my dad forced him to marry her and raise the child. I'm telling you this because my brother was the stupidest twat I know, reckless, irresponsible, lazy, never was there a man less ready. But as it turns out he is a very good father. When he looked the lad she pushed out in the eye I believe a switch flicked in his head and he became a man because he had to. The girl has turned out to be a good mother to. The boy is five now and has a sister, they're the sweetest, smartest children I've known. Fatherhood was the making of my Brother and it may be the making of you.

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>>129788875
>post lewd pictures

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>>129785156
Reminder that if you don't get down on one knee right this second you're a total degenerate.

>>129786423
Fuck I wanna call my child Enoch so badly, but if he grows up to be a pussy I might have to kill myself

>>129788757
I can't take that guy seriously because of his accent.

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>>129788875

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>>129787130

The turkey industry was trying to step out of it's Christmas sweetspot. Certain associates of Oliver weren't going to sit back and let that happen.

Low fat. High protein. It's lean. Too lean. Turkeys are just big chickens, you realise this now don't you? And what does it take to raise chickens?

*drags deeply on ciggarette*

Bingo. A big shed. Some feed. Nothing at all. Oh but it's dry! Bullshit. A 16 pound piece of beef would be pretty dry if you cooked it for 6 hours, capice?

So when are you coming back to Europe.

We thought you are our friends :(

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>>129788879
>not dumping your pregnant gf so you can fuck that slutty coffee chick
Enjoy your self imposed handicap moralcucks

>>129785156
1). get abortion pill (they're easy to buy online)
2). crush up pill
3). 'would you like a cup of tea sweetie?'

>>129789051
A British one? Fuck off /britpol/ then lad

>>129789075
If you stick a lemon up it's arse it's the best, juiciest meat ever.

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>>129788593
Bet you have the same 2 pound box of tea bags in your shelf for half a year now, pretending to drink it because you're so patriotic.

I put real work into it, real dedication, I use a permanent metal filter with a ton of room for the loose tea leaves to do their magic, a real tea I know the composition and origin of, which is not just "black tea" but east frisian black tea, a precise mix going back hundreds of years, stored in an artful tea box generations of teas have stayed in.

You are nothing kid.

>>129789051
T. Someone who watches Jeremy Kyle on weekdays

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>>129783304
Your 00:29 Reminder -

Labour voters are thick cunts and have jeopardised
Brexit, despite being warned they would

Unironically pleased at being able to choose flags now, lads.

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>>129789188
He sounds like HM The Queen. Even William and Harry don't talk like that.

>>129785156
Why don't you let her bull decide ? It's his kid

>>129789130
All religious texts have some remarkably violent shit in them, Bible says we should stone to death:
-Gays
-People who work Sundays
-People who wear poly-cotton blends
-Farmers growing two crop types on the same field

Basically they're all as bullshit as each other, and historically they've all been as violent as each other, even if Islam is more violent in current times.

>>129789472
It's May who jeopardised brexit by calling an election she didn't need to call

>>129784722
probably the same faggot who just shat up my national flag thread

>>129789472
What's turning point USA all they're images are based as fuck.

I posted that Socialism one the other day and all the Lefties lost they're minds over it

>>129788628
>The Prime Minister can literally not control the wind
>was sabotaged by the French by not being given a paper weight

*yawn*

>>129788156
fruits have a real alternative view on society. never discount the viewpoints of the socially excluded. they see things from the outside and very pertinent understanding of society. I've come across many more redpilled fags compared to the normees in sports bars and old-man pubs.

you don't think fags aren't concerned about immigrants taking their jobs etc.

also less of a pc culture.

just don't go to them on friday and saturday night.

my quest for real ale led me to these conclusions.

maybe its just Edinburgh fags that are like this

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>>129789075
At last I see

RIP Twizzlers

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>>129789472
Good, Brexit was a mistake.

> Jeremy Kyke

OY GOYM

>>129784722
It's in reference to the Russian Empire.

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>>129787775
What exactly do you think jihad is you dumb fuck? Have you been asleep for the past 15 years? Have you ever heard of ISIS? Do you know literally nothing about Islam?

Here is a quick biography of Mohammad for you.

>killed everyone in Medina
>killed everyone in Mecca
>went on holiday and wrote quran

His followers immediately started killing everyone around them after his death. Over the next 100 years they had conquered the Middle East, North Africa, Spain and had started attacking Byzantium (now Turkey, where they finally genocided the last native Christian community, the Armenians, at the start of the 20th Century), and hundreds of separate raids and full scale battles across Europe.

When Mohammad commanded all muslims to kill unbelievers, including faggots, he meant it. That's what muslims have been doing for the past 1,400 years.

Please educate yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Qpy0mXg8Y

>>129789596
>Leviticus
>Christian

Nice try .

>>129789684
That's why you keep a hand on documents so they don't fly everywhere and make you look retarded. Too much for May to grasp apparently

>>129789659
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turning_Point_USA

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>>129788156
>Fascist and Jihadi flags are now almost indistinguishable

Just like their politics!

>>129789596
Bible also says we shouldn't eat pig meat yet christians never didn't.

You should look up why. In the new testament for example.

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>>129789601
..true, but we all knew she felt she needed the bigger mandate to get the Great Repeal Bill and Brexit through Parliament, and thats why she called it. And we all knew that voting Labour would lead to a softer Brexit outcome

Yet thick cunts still voted Labour even though they wanted to Brexit fully

Labour Voters, as always = the stupidest of people

>>129789601
An election in which the electorate was free to either reinforce, or undermine, the current Brexit process that her Cabinet alone was prepared to enact.

>>129789487
Oh no, lad, please don't misunderstand me! Skip to 03:05. I tried to link direnctly to that instant, but failed. I am a disgraceful, drunken piece of shit and I should be euthanised as soon as possible.

>>129789741
Karen is a nice mannered woman

>>129789815
Can't just disavow the parts of the bible you don't like fairweather cunt

>>129790078
>>129790078
>>129790078
new

>>129787082
my brother was registered to vote in multiple places somehow

>>129790180

>old testament

lol yes u can, fgt

The better class of Christian follows the new testament exclusively.

>>129789730
Undemocratic snide cunt

>>129789741

Where did you get this rare Karen?

>>129789596
And the bible is right

>>129789130
Wait what is this "this post doesn't exist anymore" shit?

>>129789596
>The reformation never happened

Kys you Muzzie loving cucked cunt

>>129789596
>he doesn't understand anything about Christianity either
Name one Christian society ever where hebrew laws applied. There has never been one, because that's not Christianity. That's judaism. Jesus abolished those laws.