> Be American > die of diabetes

>>129777106
>tfw got scurvy last month
hold be mates

>>129777106
>Be Arab
>**BOMB EXPLODES**

>>129777106
>Be Muslim

>Get blown up by other Muslims because Muslims are animals and can't stop slinging mud at each other long enough to conquer the Western hemisphere

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>>129777106
>Be a communist
>Die of starvation

>American
>Can't remember a single family member dying under 90.

>>129777106
I smell a leaf

>be Jihadi

>get 72 virgins

Allahu akbar

>>129777777

>>129777106
>be homosexual

benis

>>129777244
You scurvy seahound, cut off that ploughing leg.
We got some blased mudslime scallywag ports to raid.

>>129777106
The weak should fear the strong