Americans have no culture and have not invented anything significant.

>>129768810
As a Britfag I have a lot of disdain America, but you can't just casually dismiss the internet. Obviously the world wide web is a British invention, but it kind of relies on the internet a bit.

>>129768810
pretty ignorant, wonder why he hides his flag?

Lmao the first large scale free market in history is responsible for every important invention since 1776 get the fuck out of here commie

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>>129768810

>>129768810
useful programming languages other then machine language - first assembler then higher level languages like fortran

and like 1 million more things

>but these ideas were not entirely origina
You don't say so! I guess other nationalities invented everything from scratch. I mean come on. Americans do claim many things done by Europeans who came there for various resaons including refuge but it doesn't make real American inverntions any less important. Calm your butt, mate, you have some complexes.

>>129768810
By that logic, Greece gets credit for all the world's inventions, because they invented science, and without it we would have gotten nowhere

Of course we stand on the shoulders of giants, but we took that knowledge and put a man on the fucking moon. Meanwhile, all europe does is not work and get killed by muslims

>>129770691
I adore american food ideas.

>>129768810
Americans invented one good thing that all appreciate. A way to screw over anyone weaker or poorer lawfully. God bless the USA

Guys I got a great idea. Instead of spending our time trying to create new things that better the life of people and move society forward. Let's argue about who made what.

>>129769927
Not ignorant and I was just testing out the flag thing
>>129769954
God, you are fucking stupid.
>>129772167
...

Why does nationalism exist in America?
You are a bunch of fucking idiots.

>>129768810
Culture - Hot dogs, pizza pies, hamburgers, polancic tenderloins, corn dogs, western/jazz music.
Only one invention really matters- The Nuclear Bomb.

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Americans are to white people what Indians are to Asians.

Mobile phone
Acrylic paint
Cat litter
Video games
Cable television
Atomic clock
Credit card
Leaf blower
Disposable diaper
Cooler
Wetsuit
Golf cart
Polio vaccine
Barcode
Automatic sliding doors
Hard disk drive
Videotape
Laser
Weather satellite
Kevlar
Compact disc
Airbag
Laser printer
Smoke detector
Mousepad
Wireless local area network
Personal computer
Microprocessor
E-mail
Heimlich maneuver
Digital camera
Ethernet
Magnetic resonance imaging
Internet
Blogging
Global Positioning System
JavaScript

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>>129773712
>He thinks Americans invented the nuclear bomb

>>129774049
Morse code
Threshing machine
Toilet paper (rolled)
Escalator
Ratchet wrench
Breakfast cereal
Roller skates (four-wheeled)
Urinal (restroom version)
Motorcycle
Clothes hanger
Fire hydrant
Chewing gum
Pipe wrench
Cream cheese
Diner
Jeans
Airbrush
Tattoo machine
Thermostat
Machine gun
Skyscraper
Telephone directory
Revolving door
Paper towel
Ferris wheel
Gas operated reloading
Tesla coil
Radio
Jackhammer
Flashlight
Airplane
Windshield wipers
Automatic transmission
AC power plugs and sockets
Fly swatter
Muffler
Headset
Autopilot
Traffic cone
Fortune cookie
Supermarket
Pop-up toaster
Flowchart
Adhesive bandage
Power steering
Jukebox
Ice cube tray
Bubble gum
Electric razor
Air traffic control
Sunglasses
Frozen food
Electric guitar
Tape dispenser
Nylon
Teflon
Soft serve ice cream
Deodorant
Napalm
Microwave oven
Cruise control

>>12977404
Most of what you have just listed are improvements of previous inventions and some of what you have listed are just the same thing (internet, blogging etc.)
>Disposable diaper
241 years, lads, and this is all you have to show for it, congratulations.

Information Theory

>>129775091
Mate, SIGNIFICANT inventions! Stop listing all of this trivial shit, even fucking Africans have invented shit like this.

>Fly swatter
Checkmate, I guess Americans ARE intelligent.
>Tesla coil
AMERICAN inventors, dumb dumb! NOT Serbian inventors.

White Americans are WORSE than niggers.

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>>129775198
Y'all brits are pathetically dense.

>>129775786
Define significant. You mean like the internet, antibiotics, sewage, automobile, airplane, telephone. Well we at least did the internet. What did England invent that's significant? England has no significant inventions, britbongs have no culture.

>>129775786
Africans have not invented shit you fucking sandnigger. These are all significant inventions.

>>129768810

Ethernet (Bob Metcalfe) Mouse, GUI (Xerox PARC)

You're missing about a century because you're retarded.

BRB, retrieving my sides from the moon in a space shuttle.

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fake news thread

>>129774049
A-bomb.

One American invented more things than the entire nigger race: Thomas Edison. The lightbulb, movies, audio recordings, and even the vacuum tube, the great-great-great grandfather of computers.

So, one man started 4 major industries that still exist today. Top that niggers, jews.

>>129776592
World wide web was invented by an English engineer. Everything else you just wrote is silly and you know it.
>>129776698
>>129776875
Aw, did I hurt your feelings? I am sorry.
Maybe in a few hundred years, you may contribute to humanity, too!

>>129768810
Acting like Europe has created anything important in the past five decades

>>129777540
>Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.
I would insult you, but I would feel bad if I did.

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>>129777765
>People are repeatedly listing inventions that objectively change the way we live, making it significantly easier
>I know I'll just dismiss them and move the goalpost every time I'm proven wrong

Go choke on a crumpet.

>>129778031
>Acting like America has.
Top kek.

>deus vult fag
please kill yourself.

>>129773894
That's funny coming from inbred island

>>129777765
Tim Berners-Lee's team at CERN just implemented a system originally conceived, in the 1930s by American engineer Vannevar Bush. By his own admission.

>>129777765
How about you stop being a faggot and you list some things?

>>129775091
>Toilet paper (rolled)
>Fortune cookie

>>129778246
Thanks for that ONE significant thing somebody invented (with the help of other people around the world).
>>129778287
ha ha! SO ORIGINAL, MAN! Although, I think I'd rather be from inbred land, than stupid.

>>129778850
*machine guns u from my skyscraper*

>>129778850
kek

>>129777765
SIGNIFICANT.
You just listed a trivial add-on to something that an American created. You're worse than a bigger just trying to ride off other people's creations thinking you're half a shit.

Silicon transistor.

/thread. We are all nothing without them.

>>129768810

Based Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin, which basically created King Cotton and made plantation slavery more economically feasible as a system. It also likely prolonged African slavery in the Southern States.

>>129774207
Did anyone have a working one before America you snaggle toothed fuck?

>>129779289
>doesn't know what trivial means.
God bless him.

I actually feel bad for creating this thread, I just realised that an American invented the Hamburger, which I am quite fond of. Insulting an American is like insulting somebody with down syndrome, it's just mean! It is not their fault for being stupid, they were just born that way.

>>129780047
Einstein did. He invented it in a shed on his father's Tasmanian brewery.

>>129780047
Just because an American created one, doesn't mean he invented it, dumb dumb.

Go shoot up an elementary school, you wank stain.

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Bullshit. Europe was many decades behind America until relatively recent times. They might have had some great scientists but they failed to use them as well as America did:

>in 1950 the level of labor productivity in western Europe was only half that in the United States...In fact, it has been claimed that the percentage of the French population having access to electricity and an automobile in 1948 was roughly equal to that of the United States in 1912.


>...the London Crystal Palace exhibition of 1851, when British and foreign observers were shocked and impresse... by the advanced tools displayed by the Americans...

>...when the displays were erected it came as something of a surprise that the American section was an outpost of wizardry and wonder. Nearly all the American machines did things that the world earnestly wished machines to do—stamp out nails, cut stone, mold candles—but with a neatness, dispatch, and tireless reliability that left other nations blinking... Cyrus McCormick displayed a reaper that could do the work of 40 men... Most exciting of all was Samuel Colt’s repeat-action revolver, which was not only marvelously lethal but made from interchangeable parts, a method of manufacture so distinctive that it became known as the American system.

European observers in the US constantly remarked at just how much better off average people were than their European counterparts. America was adopting new technologies much faster and wider than Europe.

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>>129778850
Topkek

>>129777432
The best invention.

>>129780779
>don't even realise he's insulting him

>>129780957
...which wasn't invented by an American

>>129780549
Stfu bitch you are just mad that the USA is what The UK want to turn out to be, but a bunch of farmers and civilians kicked you out of the US; bitch.

>>129780549
Get hit by a car

>>129781096
Go suck Muhammad dick britbitch.

>>129781347
Believe me, we DON'T want to be the USA. NO THANK YOU. PLEASE GOD NO.

>>129781768
Yeah, you just want a 1984 esque society.

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Reminder

>>129781390
>>129781768
Post inventions for UK then.

>>129780700
>>in 1950 the level of labor productivity in western Europe was only half that in the United States...In fact, it has been claimed that the percentage of the French population having access to electricity and an automobile in 1948 was roughly equal to that of the United States in 1912.

I feel I should point out that part of a world war was fought on one continent and not the other so this statistic is hardly surprising

>>129781976
No, you retard. You degenerates aren't even worth replying to.

>>129780189
Poor tiny Brit brain can't understand context.
We listed a hundreds of things that we invented that changed humanumity. And you called it trivial.
And all you can do is mention one little add on that your country contributed and I suppose you think it's not trivial.
At least I'm not so pathetic I can admit other country's have made great inventions.
All England has every done is try to control and take credit for everything else.
You've contributed nothing.
Anyhow, I've been to England, I did not leave with any sort of impression of British intelagence. Just idiotic easy wemon, wannabe thugs, drunken fools and stuburn fatasses that can't even speak proper English.

>>129775786
>focus on fly swatter and tesla coil
>miss radio and polio vaccine
Americans also invented the fucking car and plane lmao combustion engine steam engine...Just off the top of my head

>>129782400
You haven't posted a single worthwhile thing, in all honesty kill yourself anon.

>>129782611
Says Americans didn't really invent anything important but America was the first ones to land people on the moon.

>>129768810
This is a very ignorant thing to say. America has culture (everywhere has culture), and many innovations. If you don't like America, fine, but try not to be so ignorant. Just say "I hate America. They are ____, ____, ____ (and I'm also a bit jealous of them)."

>>129775786
U wot m(7+1)???

>>129782611

You listed a hundreds of things that changed humnaunity

>>129773712
>Hot Dog Culture
Speed Eating?

>>129768810
literally invented the monitor your fatass is staring at right now.

>>129782400
Two words: space travel.

I don't like it when they keep saying:
"America is number 1"
"America is the greatest country on earth"

What they're basically saying is the rest of us are shit :'( And they wonder why we're so OBSESSED.

>>129772232
>food ideas
Its literally just "put cheese on it"

>>129783153
I didn't say that though.
That's just a childish attempt to make me look bad. Try harder, you brits are suppose to be witty.

>>129782611
Took you quite a long time to write that out, then again, 24 minutes to write 1 paragraph is pretty impressive for a retard.
And, I do believe the internet is an impressive invention (which was worked on by multiple people from around the world).

>"stuburn fatasses that can't even speak proper English."
Mate, you can't even spell stubborn

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german-american-engineering > everything else

>>129783881
Lol, no I was talking about the other dude not you.

>>129783881
Wew lad, you're VERY intelligent and TOTALLY well adjusted.

>>129783399
"We". I said we as in more than one in conjunction with each other.
In this context I mean Americans.
I did not convey meaning that I personally.
>>129775091
>>129774049

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True but the point is America was ahead even before the wars setback Europe even further. Some more quotes from that great book:

>living conditions for a substantial share of Americans living in small towns and rural areas were actually much better than in Europe. The dismal urban conditions applied only to certain large eastern cities and may have been better than the standard among the lower classes in European cities of similar size.

>Even in 1870, Americans ate relatively well compared to Europeans. Available data for 1870 estimate a total of 3,029 daily calories per capita in the United States, as compared to about 2,500 in the UK for the same period. A Swedish immigrant is recorded as exclaiming that “even the greatest gourmet” in his native Sweden “would be amazed” at the bountiful supply and variety of foods in America. The English novelist Anthony Trollope “found the United States to be one of the few countries in the world where meat was eaten two or three times daily.”

>The telephone was a uniquely American innovation. Not only was it invented in the United States, albeit by a transplanted Scotsman, but also its spread and usage far exceeded that in other countries. The number of telephones per person in 1900 was four times more than in England, six times more than in Germany, and twenty times more than in France. There were as many telephones in New York state as in all Europe.

>>129782611
The only worthless thing the UK invented was America.

>>129783997
This

>>129768810
cars you British nig

>>129784150
Then why did you reply that to me?

>>129784440
Yeah the country with the strongest military in history.

>>129784297
God, you're really stupid. Like, even for an American. You make everyone in this thread look smart.

It is unfair to compare USA inventions to singular european countries, either do it on a state basis or
USA vs EU.

Stop giving this bitter fuck attention.

>>129783153
with german invented rockets

>>129784507
I was just agreeing with you, I should have worded that better; I'm using a tablet and it's kind of hard to type.

>>129784498
The car was invented by a German. Americans have invented so little, that you have now resorted to stealing other people's inventions. This is kind of like how some black people claim to be Egyptian.
WE WUZ CAR MAKERZ N SHIETTT

>>129784912
O shit watch out!!!

>>129782671
OP is merely a faggot. This would have been a slide thread, but 4chins mods are trying to kill the /pol/ so this piece of shit worthless thread will survive.

>>129784507
Think for a second before replying, you dunce.

>>129783906
The internet isn't that impressive. But the world wide web, God save the queen. Best invetion ever. Because only invention ever. You brits are retarded. Enjoy you're cutural enrichment. Watch out for trucks and brown people.

>>129785129
The Uk is the EU's bitch

>>129768810
>american is a race

>>129785337
You still majority English ye?

>>129785328
That other guy just insulted you and you let it slide, you pathetic little prick.
>>129785282
No, I just admitted it was impressive, you dumb cunt. And, I mean YOU are especially dumb (as I previously stated)

>>129785282
Brits should fix their country instead of being angry that The UK is not as good as the USA

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Tri-cone drill bit.
Invented by Howard Hughes (Senior).
A critical oilfield component in the transition from percussion drilling to rotary drilling.

>>129785824
Mistakes happen

>>129786134
Ok, cuck.

So pretty much this thread.
> America has not major invetions.
> Americans are like yeah sure we do.
> Brit bongs say no because muh WWW
> well what else do you have england?
the rest of the thread are the English trying to find petty things to insult Americans over.
I'm gone have fun.
Y'all used to be Brit bros. But you lost street cred.

>>129786269
K

>>129784729
The state I grew up in produced Mark Twain and Edwin Hubble. That's just two people I can think of off the top of my head who changed science and culture forever. There are of course more minor contributors in science and art. My great uncle was rich from his patents for instance, but they were mostly minor patents for job-specific tools he invented over the course of his career.

Your proposition isn't really valid though, due to the way things work here. Most people who are exceptionally talented or intelligent move to the bigger cities on the coasts for a great portion of their lives, mostly for economic opportunity. It's a shame for the bigger picture, because often those same people who move out to the coasts do so for financial incentive and big dreams, and they rarely have children as a result. Rarely do they succeed in their dreams, even if they make great money. It's like we take the best genes and throw them away, while we subsidize the absolute shittiest genes that they can flourish.

>>129786456
Haven't you realised that Europeans don't like Americans? The English especially, take the piss out of you cunts constantly. Guess you're just too arrogant and stupid to realise. And, believe me WE WERE NEVER BROS, you basket case.

>>129786634
A writer and an astronomer; yup, not like anywhere else has these guys.

>>129786992
Mean while muslims are mudering your people and you hate Americans for some reason.

>>129786992
Why are you such a miserable cunt?

>>129787252
Yeah, Mark Twain was just another writer. And Edwin Hubble was just some obscure astronomer.

How do you expect people to take you seriously?

>>129787348
DON'T FRET! WE HATE YOU GUYS EQUALLY!

>>129787476
The UK is a Muslim Police state and he is envious of the great USA

>>129787476
WHY HAVEN'T YOU LEFT!
>>129787548
Was just messing with you. I actually really like Mark Twain, he is a very talented man.

>>129787743
Couldn't tell after all that vitriol m8. Your shitposting here today has shaken my faith in Bongbant superiority.

>>129788086
No, no, no... Everything else I said was entirely true (other than my comments about Twain).

Tv car cpus.... Game over

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We invented freedom. Fuck you.

>>129788305
TV - SCOTLAND
CAR - GERMAN
CPU - JAPAN

we wuz tv, car & cpu inventorz n sheit

>>129788570
America invented the Predator Drones

>>129788258
It was bullshit desu. I personally derive keks from Brits, of all people, when you talk down to burgers for being cultureless and without achievement. Partially because it is an absurd position, for multiple reasons. But more so because, the British seem to truly hate being British. I have never seen a people more inherently contemptful of their own culture, both objectively and in sentiment. Look at what London has become, for instance. Nothing is really British about your most important city anymore.

>>129788866
>highly inaccurate and expensive planes
Again, it was worked on by MULTIPLE people!!!

>>129789096
Inaccurate whatever; multiple people worked on many other important inventions as well so what's your point?

>>129771774
Igor Sikorsky was a Russian immigrant who invented the main rotor/tail rotor configuration of most modern helicopters. The United States' historical strength has always been the free market system that allows people to bring ideas here and get filthy rich off of them.

>>129789549
It's not an American invention if it was worked on multiple people who AREN'T American. And, if it is inaccurate (which it is), then it is NOT a good invention.

>>129768810
what about the iphone, ipad, android, google.com, 4chan.org, nike, the telephone (as in the original one) the telegram... um skyscrapers?

>>129789914
>apple products
>original inventions
No comment.

>google, 4chan
>original inventions
No comment.

>the telephone
Alexander Graham Bell was British

>>129789774
You are a special kind of stupid aren't you?

>>129790270
>resorts to calling me the same names I had called him previously because he can't refute my claims.

>>129789648
Ofc I know about him.