Hostage from north Korea is back but in a Coma

they made him smell kimchi

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>>129765126

>>129765126
Probably labor camp 23 hours a day with 1 hour of sleep. Intant coma

he will die thus giving a reason to invade n. korea

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>>129765126
not enough if he is only in a coma after trashing their flag like he did.

A country that actually did something because of him disrespecting their national symbols. This is why North Korea is Best Korea.

>>129765126

What a fucking idiot. Don't expect me to be sad at this retard.

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>>129765126
ass rape for a whole week can lead to people to fall in comas

t.assrape expert

>>129765126
Involuntary medical experiments. Digits confirm.

>>129765126
too long a lack of exposure to a burger, this kills the american

>>129766822
He didn't trash their flag, he just tried to steal a piece of propaganda. Which is equally dumb in NK.

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>>129765126
He fell off chair.
Nothing to see here.
Move on

Hes a sleeper cell

>>129765297

I know that feel.

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>>129767143
>He didn't trash their flag, he just tried to steal a piece of propaganda. Which is equally dumb in NK.
oy vey, its the same fucking thing either way. He disrespected their country and got put in his place just like any normal person woudl do if some stranger started trashing their house or personal things.

>>129767161
lmao these chairs are so small
are these guys 155cm?

>>129766845

What? You side with the pseudo-communist state runned by a manchild where people in work camps literally eat each other in order to survive?

Trump should nuke the fucker.

>>129767703

>*that work in camps

>>129767035
this..

they probably brainwashed him with pain and drugs to be a sleeper agent.

fucking norks

when will the japs glass these demented fucks

>>129766822
>>129766845
>>129767143
>>129767361

Is there even any proof that he either trashed, tried to steal, or fuck with their flag/poster/whatever?

All I've seen is a shitty confession from him but the English is so shit its like NK didn't even try to get a translator with any fluency in both languages.

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>>129767199

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>tfw no comatose political prisoner boipucci.

Is this the retard that stole a flag and bragged about it before leaving Best Korea?

>>129768113

yes

>>129767854
He will finally learn to love Big Brother, just as Big Brother loves him.

>>129766845
He didn't do shit, they made a grainy video of some cunt ripping down a poster of kim or some shit and made him read some pre-written speech.

>>129765126
The 22-year-old contracted botulism and is in "bad shape" but en route back to the United States, a source close to the family told CNN.

>>129768248
That sucks.

while this guy was a jackass and in the wrong, how many other US citizens does north korea take hostage? Kim and co needs to be glassed already.

>>129768421
Botulism, once known as a sausage disease, is a rare but serious food borne disease that can be fatal.

>>129768811

Not many, it's mostly rando Japanese and Koreans that they steal.

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>>129765126
>Be rich white faggot in the US of A
>Decides to go a country that despises his country
>"Lol gonna take selfies in NK to show all my rich buddies"
>"haha gonna be complete mad man and steal this flag"
>Gets caught
>Cries like a bitch in front of millions
>Gets 15 years hard labour in the gulag
>Ends up getting beat up and raped into a coma

hope he fuckin dies in NK, dumb fucking faggot. set an example for all the kids who were brought up on social media wanting to do dumb shit like this for attention

>there are people ITT who actually believe he tried to steal a sign and wasn't just held as a bargaining chip by a regime and race of people that must be exterminated from this earth.

Shiggy

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>>129769450

>there are actually people that don't understand he was just a terrible spy

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>>129767387
In North Korea nutrition gets you.

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Who's gonna pay all the medical bills? I doubt being in a coma is cheap in the USA

I bet his parents/family would prefer the Koreans to 'look' after him at this point

>>129767927
There's a video of him taking down a poster and putting it in his bag.

>>According to reports, the North Koreans say he contracted botulism and doctors gave him a 'sleeping pill' from which he never woke up.
this isn't looking.good guys

>>129765126
that is what happen whe you are under custody of some LOL secret service on Best Korea

>>129770499

WW3 inbound

>>129768835
They probably survive on Cold War era canned rations in the work camp so I'm not exactly surprised that this is common there.

>>129770374
If North Korea couldn't kill him, Trumpcare will.

>>129765126
this is what happens when you go play spies in north korea

be smart, faggots

>>129765126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ssoBUb2cJk

This kid is a bait. Now there's a motive, besides anything.

>>129770965
Still Obamacare you liberal faggot.

faggot couldn't have picked a worse time to be a BK prisoner, they probably tortured him when trump began dick waving at them just to send a message

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>>129770374
>>129770965
If you're in debt from medical bills in the US they don't send you to the gulag.

>>129768811
They have a total of 3 American Citizens at this time. That they admit to.

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>>129771331
>We will repeal and replace.

>>129770499
lol, rancid guts boiling over from food disease and they give him a sleeping pill. north korea, folks

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes. Probably some libfag. Nothing of value was lost. Hitler did nothing wrong. Eric Holder and monkeybama committed zero crimes during monkeys terms. Clinton's are nice philanthropist who don't arrange for murders. Clinton did not have sex. Dick in mouth is not sex. They all need to burn

>>129772181
That faggot traitor is good riddance.

>>129765126
>said to be
So is he or isn't he? I'm going to apply my fake news filter and determine that he's not in a coma at all, they're just lying.

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>>129767927

This is apparently what he was trying to steal.

"Let's arm ourselves strongly with Kim Jong-il patriotism"

>>129766822
>>129767143
And there is very very good reason to suspect he didn't even do that. The video footage of him doing it is some random blurry out video on a floor that was employees only he couldn't get to. And his confession was pre-written for him in broken English. And he was arrested at a time when they NK were in a political tug of war with the Americans, And were just looking for some leverage over them.

I just can't picture NK caring for a prisoner in a coma for almost 17 months. They said it happened right after his trial.

I'm guessing whatever happened to him made him brain dead. But they know they will be pretty fucked if they kill a American prisoner.

So they come up with this BS to send him home and let him "succumb to his Botulism" & die on US soil.
His "Coma" had to of happened recently. They SUDDENLY decided to have a UN Med team go to examine him a day or 2 ago? And let them take him from there with no bragging about getting the ransom & shit?

Yeah right

>>129768835
fun fact botulism is caused by a poisen created by bacteria with an anaerobic metabolism (means stuff rotting without oxygen -like inside improperly sterilized tin cans) - that poisen is one of most leathal substances known to man.

>>129765297
absolute kek

>>129772386
going to North Korea in the first place is the iddqd of retard

>>129767927
Didn't he brag on facebook that he was going to steal a piece of propaganda for his university?

>>129772489
Pretty cool, 9/10 would steal

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>>129768811
The United States should be forced by United Nations resolutions to surrender its "weapons of mass destruction" or face the consequences.
That nation has gone beyond the pale.

It repeatedly threatens and attacks other sovereign countries without provocation, holds massive stocks of nuclear and conventional weapons, tortures its own citizens and those of other countries, refuses to follow its own constitution and laws, breaks international treaties which it co-created and signed, and holds 500,000 political prisoners in its jails.

It imprisons the largest number and percentage of its people in the world.

Every government with that kind of track record needs to immediately disarm and submit to a regime change, or face the consequences from the international community.

>>129765126
>High level us visit

Dennis Rodman?

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Mfw ass rapeage leads to colon coma

>>129772798
Dennis Rodman is obviously an unofficial envoy, he goes to North Korean when tensions are high and has done so repeatedly.

>>129767703
It's not about siding with NK, it's about not feeling sorry for a dumb fuck who brought about his own doom. You don't go to a psychopath's dictatorship and fuck around if you want to keep your anal virginity.

>>129772895
I wonder how reliable those tubular magazines are, AFAIK no westerners have obtained any to test.

>>129772717
What consequences? Have you fags kiss our ass some more? Lmao

Damn. He would have made millions from a book deal

how easy is it to induce a coma?

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>>129765126
>Wtf did they do to him?
Kim special treatment

>>129772798
Tillerson

>>129773063
looks like some piece of shit failed ww1 gun

>>129765126
So progressive

>>129773241
Not that hard. But getting them to come out of it is usually the tricky part. Medical induced comas happens all the time

>>129767927
Either his university or his church confirmed to the media that they asked him to steal it and offered to pay him for it.

>>129765297
Fpbp

Those monsters would do something that fucked up.

>>129773063
Were they proven reliable, they'd be available via private market as they look operator as fuck, so just based upon that I'd say that it's a jam factory

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>>129772568
Maybe he tried to kill himself and they couldn't prevent it.

>>129772798
Dennis Rodman is a soldier of every god man has dreamed up.

>>129765126
Brutal anal rape, forced labor, probably got his ass beat several times. Maybe attacked by a police dog that hasn't eaten in weeks.

RIP sanity

>>129773291
who cares how it looks, the AK is the world's ugliest gun practically anyway

>>129773514
That's not true, 20 round Chinese SKS built-in magazines are perfectly reliable according to reports yet no US company has ever cloned them.

Is there a bigger beta cuck bitch than this guy?

>>129773646
never thought if that for some reason. But why would they lie about that? I can see them bragging about it.
>weak American tried to be a coward & kill himself, but we stopped it

I just see them manipulating things to benefit themselves

>>129773655
>go to north korea illegally
>fuck with their shit
>expect not to come home damaged
he was a useful idiot for some failed agenda

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>>129773655
>Brutal anal rape
Maybe just anal rape

>travel to foreign land
>break law
>cry about getting arrested
HE DINDU NUFFIN

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>>129772597
>that poisen is one of most leathal substances known to man.
That celebrities willfully inject into their faces.

>>129773063
Looks like the same kind of helix mag as Calico guns, which I've heard are jammy piece of shit toys.

>>129773970
He didn't go there illegally you dumb fuck. He went with a group. Church or Soccer group.

>>129773063
There is a guy on /akg/ that has a bizon in the US.

>>129773976
GOOKS BTFO.

Maybe brutal anal sodomy then. I'm sure they have a broom laying around

>>129767387
lol

>>129773835
Yeah, I'm gonna call bullshit, the 20 round hinge kits are absolute sheiss

>>129772489
10 norks starved to death to make that banner, no wonder they gave him 15 years of hard labor.

>>129765126
You remember Uma Thurman in Kill Bill 2?

Thats what hey did to him. Drugged him, induced coma, and rented out his nice pink asshole to high ranking officials. For a year.

Now that his colon is prolapsed and he's HIV positive, they sent him back to us.

>>129774077
>Looks like the same kind of helix mag
yeah who knows though, it's a tube but we can't see the inside

>>129767927
I hate your flag bc it reminds me of the Iron Guard and Codreanu

>>129765126
he brought it upon himself if he was smart he would have followed the rules or not went in the first place

>>129774408
It's not legal to install a real Chinese one, and I have a feeling that the cheap Jewish clones being sold are not the same quality.

Un's Jimmy runs DEEP so deep; so deep; so deep; put his ass to sleep;

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>>129773976
Good bless the Philippines and their slightly below average dicks

>>129765126
some trigger happy officer probably hit him in the head too hard

>>129772978
This. I will never understand why you would visit N. Korea and then not listen to what you are and aren't allowed to do. I mean if you aren't sure just ask the fucking guide.

also

>Going to N. Korea as an American

>>129772717
Consequences?

Lmao you gonna cancel tea time?

>Get fucked rest of the world.

USA. USA. U! S! A!

>>129774716
Woke him up around one, he didn't hesitate to call Un the top gun.

>>129772568
bingo.

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>>129765297
Im korean and that even made me kek. Oh man if my president finds out he is gonna fuck north koreas world.

>>129773836
(You)

>>129766822
He didnt do shit theyre making it up.

>>129766718

>invade a country with nukes just because one faggot died.

Lel no

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>>129776323
>he thinks norks have nukes

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>>129766845
Youre a fucking retard. He didnt do anything theyre just making shit up. Its like when you go to mexico and you dont give the cops bribe money they lock you up and throw away the key after they say you assaulted them.

Fucking idiot...

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>there are people in here that unironically believe he wasn't a spy

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>129765126
>Goes to Best Korea
>Fucks with official looking shit
>Gets butthurt when he gets rekt

>>129765297
My sides

>>129776539
>He didnt do anything
It's on film, sweetie. Are you the one in a coma?

>>129776816
Note that the news isn't even saying he's in a coma. "It's reported" he's in a coma. That's different.

>>129773976
Are the Germans importing niggers by the boatload just so they can inflate their dick size scores?

>>129765126

They showed him pictures of burgers everyday but wouldn't let him have any.

>>129772489
im sure if this dumbass asked he could have gotten all the fucking flags and nork propaganda he wanted.

>Hey guys do you have anything you can sell to me? I want to show people back in America how great your country is!

>>129776539
If North Korea wanted to take hostages for the sake of taking hostages they'd take someone more important than a shit-eating student no-one gives a fuck about.

>>129776323
Similar shit has happened before. There was a hostage situation in Morocco and even though it turned out the hostage wasn't an American citizen they sent out seven warships to save him and tried to get France and Britain to form a coalition against the kidnappers. Just to make an example of what happens when you fuck with murikans.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ion_Perdicaris

>>129776539
The first thing that he did wrong was visit North Korea.

>>129777574
Thing is even after getting caught he probably could have spun it like that.
>I was just taking the sign so I could show Americans how a real country works! Gosh I sure do love North Korea. Hey, how about you guys let me stay a while and I can make videos about how great North Korea is to send back home?
Probably be given a decent apartment and an endless supply of hookers. You'd need to keep it up for a good few years before escaping, but North Korea would fucking love to have an American sockpuppet talking about how great they are, and it might be a bitch move but it's better than the gulag.

>>129766718
WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS OR HOSTAGE HOLDERS. Fuck that dipshit for going there and breaking the rules

He's just pretending.

>>129765126
Funny thing is the poster would have been confiscated at the border anyway. Can't bring it into this country.
>>129766718
If the tree incident didn't start it, this wouldn't.

>>129765126
He deserved it for going to that shithole.

What did he expect?

>>129775687
Damn right it was a good day

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Made him eat all the shit Korean food.
Next time don't steal posters.

>>129780320
hi cia

why go to discord to talk to kikes larping as nazis when we can do it here though?

>>129777334
Germans have slightly above average penises, but Italy and Sweden's penis sizes have jumped over 1 inch in less than 10 years.
So take a big guess.

>t. german immigrant living in americas, penis is close to 6 inches, have erectile problems if i drink/smoke/workout/pretty much anything
It's nice when i'm ready, but the larger your penis the more difficult it is to maintain an erection for a long time.

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>>129767161
They look like little children with oversized clothing

>>129765126
Have the natsoc faggots ironically defended that commie shithole in this thread yet?

>>129774212
Of course it would be sodomy.

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>>129765126
They force fed him leftist memes

inb4 fag drumpf voters blame communism for NK being a shit hole.

>>129781244
>it wasn't real communism
>BASED Korea is facist like me
Kys

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>>129781057
>Here comes the United States of Israel with freedom bombs, coming to liberate oppressed Norks!

WHAT WOULD THEY DO WITHOUT THE USI's HELP???!!! They obviously need more central banks, pornography, CNN and human rights!

>>129776739
If he was a spy they would have just executed him you faggot

>>129781244
>somehow NK isn't gommie
>even though it's the best example of a gommie state
>it's the USA's fault!
jesus you cucks couldn't redpill people against communism more effectively if you tried

>>129765126
>Norks arrest burgerboi
>made him cry like a sissy bitch at trial
>20years hard labor
Totally humiliated burgerland HAHA
BTFO
Commies win

The translation of his name is:

retard warm beer

>>129784343
It isn't communist though, it's Juche. It's their own special kind of autism and they've gradually removed its formal ties to marxism.

>>129785969
Wow the technical difference aren't only important to the actual commies!

It's a commie state.

It's like NK wants to give more reasons for further international blockade.

>>129786463
Note that the news won't even say if he's actually in a real coma or not. They're reporting that "it's reported" that he's in a coma.

>>129768835
I've had botulism before. His muscles are all gonna be weak and atrophied.

>>129766718
test [spoiler]what's with the flag select on reply bars now?[/spoiler]

His name is Warm Beer. It has to be some kind of an Illuminati joke. I refuse to get emotionally invested.

>>129786726
>Fred and Cindy Warmbier said in a statement to The Associated Press that their son is in a coma and flying home. They said they were told their son has been in a coma since his trial — when he was last seen in public — and they had learned of this only one week ago. U.S. officials did not confirm those details.
You think his family would lie about a matter like this?

>>129767161
Who CTRL V'd the shit out of that picture?

>>129792197
Are you fucking retarded

Deserves it for being such a dumbshit in another country.

>>129773454
with jews you lose... and get put in a coma.

Gee those big aircraft carriers just left the sea of Japan and hero Dennis rodman is on his way to best Korea and political prisoner is now being released. I'm sure it is all qousidental timing. It really made me not think twice

>>129792692
The american guy? What if everyones assigned weird names before entering NK to psyop them.

>Hey guys I am Ice Cream yes it's common in my land to be named after things we really love. I named my daughter Nutella Pizza

>>129768811
>while this guy was a jackass and in the wrong, how many other US citizens does north korea take hostage?
Wot ?
Don't fucking go to North Korea. Pretty simple. You don't just put your own life at danger, getting captured gives them leverage against the US and would put soldiers at risk should they ever attempt to rescue or if war broke out.

Also I forgot I think it's a good idea if we just all go to bed to bed now. Doesn't that sound nice

>>129765126
He probably had a fit of "muh white privilege" and got the metallic taste that follows a sharp blow to the head.

>people ITT actually think this kid did anything

have you retards even seen the "video"? it clearly wasn't him who stole that sign

this entire thing was just a NK publicity stunt

fucking retards

>>129794580
He confessed.

(now what?)

>>129794899

a confession under duress is not a confession you fucking retard. they likely would've killed him had he not "confessed"

literally and unironically kys you stupid subhuman nigger

>>129794580
This >>129794899
Check mate my friend 64d Chinese checkers.

>>129795558

you're equally retarded

>>129792770
No, I think the news would lie.

>>129789284
The guy has been comatose for like 15 months, and those gooks surely didn't attend to keeping his body in shape, so he's probably going to be pretty fucked in many respects.

Either way you have to be a total fucking retard to take a trip to north korea. It's not a vacation if you have to be on your best behavior at all times, and always monitored. Leave those weird slopes alone, they don't want anything to do with us.

>>129769051
Shit. Fucking sheltered pleb.

>>129772416
Underrated post.

Maybe he tried to hang himself (or was beaten badly), is brain dead and the norks wanted to ship him off NK soil as fast as fucking possible because for all the posturing they do they don't want to deal with an American prisoner dying within their borders. Honestly even if he dies on US soil I could see the death being s convenient excuse to fuck their shit up.

>>129797092
To add to this, if we're playing 5D conspiracy chess: undercover CIA agent slipped him something to make him comatose so his death can be used for whatever military escalation purposes.

He was probably tortured after the trial, which is why no one was allowed to visit him. He ended up in a coma, they've waited until all the injuries have healed and now they're shipping him back home so he doesn't die on nork soil.

>>129776323
we just wanted a reason, kim better watch his sky. Who knows maybe he might finally get to see a missile there

Is this that crying pussy?Good, he deserved it

His American body rejected the manual work

>>129798069
He was probably given a choice between crying or watching rabid dogs eat his testicles while they were still attached to him.

>>129798346
Maybe he shouldn't have fucked around in North korea

>>129774002
But in all seriousness he was a good boy

>>129798995
Why would anyonanyone go to North Korea? I feel no sympathy for this retard

>>129799606
he was doing it for lulz

>>129774716
Lolled

>>129778688
>given a decent apartment and an endless supply of hookers
>sockpuppet talking about how great they are
sign me up

>>129779853
He expected to have a fun time. It's all in the brochure.

>>129795852
Yeah well you're a faggot who is retarded

>>129799606
I've looked into the tour packages. It's cheap and from a sociological perspective very attractive. But in the end its just too dangerous for a rational person, epecially an American.

He drank warm beer

>tfw epic nazi flag

>>129794580
He did do something.

He went on vacation to a country we're currently at WAR with.

Also, the tour group he went with -- the Young Pioneers -- is a commie youth organization.

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What is the deal with Dennis Rodman?

>>129765126
>steal propaganda/flag get shit beaten out of him
>fuck you capitalist scum hard labor
>fuck you capitalist scum, no food for you

>>129765126
Breaking rocks did not agree with his delicate NEET metabolism. This is how we rid the world of the SJW.

>>129766822
>This is why North Korea is Best Korea.
I tend to agree. We can call them backward all we want, but they do keep everyone fed....sure they don't have it as good as a westerner, but they are alive in the strangest country in the world, and they don't know....

WHENEVER YOU VISIT OTHER SOIL, YOU MUST RESPECT ALL LAWS AND UNSPOKEN RULES. It doesn't matter how evil the country is. If it was evil, why did you go there in the first place.

This is no different than all the women who trek out across Dirkadirkastan to prove these people are peaceful......There is a high probability of failure by beheading and rape.

>>129765126
Lets take what organs/saleable tissues can you remove and still retain a living state for 500 Alex.

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>>129767703
>>129767778
Sounds more like Wok camps

>>129765126
the shock from the thought of his priveleged coddled life being over put him in a coma

>dying from food poisoning after a year in the gulag
Communism in action.

>>129765126
Life in a gulag is worse than death.

>>129772717
how can you complain about the us having nukes when the chinese communist party is directly responsible for the death of over 100 million innocents they are way less trustworthy. or what about pakistan whos military is becoming more and more theologically driven or israel which only follows religion or your country for that matter ultimately controlled by a 90 year old thank god the usa has nukes

>>129808563
The Norks said he contracted botulism back in 2016 and fell into a coma after they gave him a "sleeping pill", and he's been in a coma ever since.

>>129809031
March 2016*, that was 2 months after he supposedly stole the propaganda poster. Very shortly after his trial ended.

>>129767161
The solders only go back 5 rows. The rest are just a large painting or poster on a wall

>>129768421
>The 22-year-old contracted botulism and is in "bad shape"
He fell into a coma after glorious medical treatment provided without cost by our glorious leader.

>be burger
>Go to NK like a fucking douche
>Be douche in NK
>Get sentenced to 15 years of hard labor
>Get stressed out into a rare disease and coma

This is a state assassination of an American citizen.

The american probably hung himself in the past week. The North Koreans found him still alive but brain dead. He's been on "life support" since then. They decided it would be look very bad if he died on North Korean soil so they told the Americans to come pick him up.

>>129766822
True, he should have been SHOT ON SIGHT for trying to take a poster. An unspeakable crime...

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>>129765126
If they were smart they'd load him with a potent biological weapon that could produce a pandemic to end western civilization. Pretty sure they just tortured and beat him into a coma though.

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>>129765297
fpbp. I actually love kimchi though old jap and poli women fed it to me in the office. They said they never met a white boy who liked kimchi. I ate all they could bring basically colonizing them

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>>129766909
underrated

>>129772568
This, he's obviously dead and the norks realized they done fucked up actually killing him.

He is patient zero for the airborne apocalypse plague. We brought it here for them.

I suspect the guy is Jewish. Could you imagine a Jew actually doing physical labor? He would fake being in COmA before lifting one sledgehammer, that is a fact. He'll magically wake up once he's on U.S. soil.

>>129767387
Kim Jong Il was five foot three. He apparently banned short people from Pyongyang and subsequently wore five inch platform shoes to appear taller.

>>129768811
wtf i love retards now

>>129765126
They gave him information that would lead to Hillary clinton's indictment

>>129766822
Why don't they just sell NK flags and other propaganda pieces to tourists in North Korea?
They could make a killing off of that shit.