CANT MESS WITH THE SESS

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>>129756984
Oy
y

>>129756984
Cant ref the jeff

>>129757110

Flat earth.

>>129757622
>abdul

>>129756984
Bada bing>>129756984

https://youtu.be/ZCMpIA4QEVo?t=390

>>129756984
Bumping

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>>129756984
>>129757295

Just got back from work, can any anons give me a rundown? Don't wanna read about this much from the (((MSM)))

>>129757110
That's not true though. They've gotten a different set of rules since way back. It's some specific time instead.

>being this uninformed
Jesus

>>129764001
ARKANSAS guy is based as fuck

Bummp

>>129756984
Sessions refused to fall for the bait. Liberal politicians got pissed off......interruppions of the man galore

>>129756984
He looks like a feeble old faggot that should be a nursing home instead of political office.

>>129756984
Can I have a not so quick rundown? I just got home.

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>>129763715

>>129772311
>>129764001

Dems: Muh russia! Admit to muh russia
Sessions: I deny all allegations

basically it except you can see every dem almost have a meltdown because they didn't get the answers that fit their narrative while a few Repubs (esp Arkansas guy) mocked the whole thing

>>129767626
You look like a piece of shit jew that shoupd be in the ovens but you dont hear us complain

>>129764624
He's from Alabama.

Gonna need a speedy synopsis on this one fellas

>>129774155
He meant Senator Cotton from Arkansas.

>>129774440
That was the best part

>>129756984
He blew those fucktards out.

>>129756984
Deputy Dawg did good today. More win!

>>129757110
what the fuck is wrong with you swedes, whats your fucking hardon with accepting cultures and people completely different than yours

>>129776510
Probably boredom

>>129756984

Anyone have any footage of Sen. Cotton taking a wet runny shit all over the nigger wench?

>>129764001
He doesn't appreciate the accusations or insinuations.

>>129774385
tl,dr:

"MUH RUSSIA!!!"

"...that's stupid, and you're stupid. What time do we eat?"

>>129778015
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/do-you-like-spy-fiction-james-bond-movies-things-get-weird-between-sen-cotton-and-sessions/

theres a clip here.. its hilarious

>>129778321
Archived it
https://archive.is/N4J9L

>>129764575
Not all even partake too christ.. If you're sick or prego you eat. Not a fan of that shit, but hating on it just makes it grow... Ask the jesus fags in Rome.. that shit blew up after they killed him

>>129756984
can i get a quick rundown on how it went down? it was long

>>129778774
>can someone spoonfeed me? My short attention span

>>129774440
>ziocons like cotton are based now
please please go back to r/the_shabbos you fucking kike shills

>>129778924
fuck off shill i dont have 4 hours to watch american politics

>>129778983
At least he has balls unlike you

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>>129779200
Sessions blew out the Democrats and Senator Cotton made fun of the Muh Russia conspiracy theorists.

The end.

Oh yeah, McCain confused himself again with his ramblings.

>>129756984
Sessions fucking up those damn dirty democrats is good and all, but wtf is the man's issue with pot?
http://reason.com/blog/2017/06/13/in-private-letter-jeff-sessions-asks-con

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>>129756984
Did you go awol?

>I cant recall

>>129779388
He's a good ol boy from the 50s. What's not to get?

>>129779350
thanks

>>129779350
Seriously though wtf is going on with McCain. I think he had a stroke and nobody has noticed yet.

>>129780790
McCain has legit lost his mind. I'm not sure if it's hilarious, or just really sad. He makes Maxine Waters look like Einstein.

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>>129780790
He's not sleeping, he's been having too many meetings with his foreign sponsors and cooking up Russian conspiracy theories.

I bet the last six months have been harder on him than his time in a fucking tiger cage. Oh wait, he never was IN a tiger cage. He blabbed "I-i'm an Admiral's SON!" as soon as he was captured and spent his time in a luxury suite.

>>129781455
>really sad
How could it be sad?

He's been a chicken hawk for 35 years, he's personally been involved in the deaths of thousands in the Ukraine all for his kid's oil company, etc.

It's time for him to retire and putter around until the end.

Go

>>129782295
bump

That guy from Oregon is a closet faggot i bet

>>129756984
he looks like he's about to go full John McCain soon

Basic gestalt, anyone?

>>129783380
>1 post by this ID
read the thread you faggot communist

Bamp

Sessions blew away the Dems.

Brump

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>>129756984
CANT JEFE THE JEFFAY

>>129783778
My kind of lady

>>129756984
Embarrassing performance before the committee desu
>"I d-do not recall"
>"I assert presidential privilege which only the president could, I am not the president btw, so I should answer the questions but I won't."
>if I a scream than people will believe my lies

Drumpf is schmlaumpfed

>>129767626
Actually I take it back, the flag change back to the old system is great. Lefties simply cannot resist wearing their badge of stupidity, makes them easy to spot.

>>129779517
and thats your secret meeting??

This is why you are losing. You cannot win if your cause and spearhead has no basis in reality.

>>129764001
I don't remember, I don't recall, maybe, executive privilege.

repeat.

>>129781810
>a luxury suite broke his arms so he cant lif them above his haid and turned his hair prematurely white

I mean I dont like him, but while they didn't KILL him because he was an admiral's son, they still tortured him to some extent

>>129801172
nah

it was the guilt and shame of being broken by the commies that turned his hair white

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>>129785568

>>129790446
Fuck off faggot your country is garbage because of how much of a retard your people are

>>129756984
I plan on attending his sentencing for treason once he's convicted. I've never seen a hanging before.

>>129783778
Degenerate

>>129803293
Hahahahahahahahaha

>>129803863
You cant be this fucking dumb

>>129804005
Yeah go ahead and laugh hans. Funny for us but not you. Your country is in deep shit bro

>>129801172
He broke his arms when he ejected from his jet incorrectly, after being shot down and killing his co-pilot because he ignored orders. I guess it's about the performance you'd expect from someone who finished dead last in the academy and only got commissioned because his dad was an admiral.

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>>129803863

>>129803863
fucking canadians

>>129781810

So he had a soul once, interedasting.

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bye bye dems

>>129805428
Think he ded?

>>129783380
Muh russia
No.

Fin.

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>>129805428
what kind of fucked up playpen of death is this?

>>129782276
>it's time for McCain to retire
It's time for the asshats in Arizona who
keep re-electing him to give someone else a chance to fuck things up

You spin me right round baby

B

Cant be messin with sessions

CANT REF THE JEFF

Don't mess with Sess!

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What doesnt the left consider racist? Heres a running list of what they do consider racist

>whites especially white males
>guns
>healthcare
>jobs
>IDs
>anything marginally right of communism
>the kkk
>not voting for hillary clinton
>republicans
>conservatives saying nigger
>pools
>colleges and universities
>sports
>religious affiliations
>anyone on pol
>laws
>cops
>comics and video games


There are obviously a lot more, but my mind cant comprehend how they think

>>129810938
Climate and sun is racist too

General Jeff Beauregard Session