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ARRGH! All ye pirates come out o' tha brig!

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In this thread, we sea-farin', bloodthirsty pirates'll try to answer the land-lubber question. All ye pirates come vent yer rage agin' anti-Piracy laws.
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Is this thread because of the stupid pirate flag?
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What exactly are our political views besides anti-piracy laws.

Seems a bit too niche don't you think?
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>>129747428

We believe in the right to have peg legs and parrots. Don't tread on me matey.
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>>129747424
SOMALI PIRATES GET OUT. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRH
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YAR HAR
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>>129747428
RUM LEGAL FOR ALL AGES
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>>129746814
Get out of here niggers
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>>129747428
We support the gold standard, as well, matie. How else could we spend are doubloons?
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Holy shit, rare booty.
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AVAST. I'LL PLUNDER YER POOP DECK.
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ARRGHHHH LONG LIVE TORRENTS
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>>129748328
ALLOW FER LOOTIN' N' PILLAGIN'. THA' WEAK LANDLUBBERS DON' DESERVE THAR BOOTY!
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>moved to Seattle
>work as the fast-food equivalent of maritime industry
>have $10k saved in the bank currently
>not sure what to do to further my education

Dive & underwater welding school costs $35k here in Seattle, in an extremely saturated market, that is feast or famine for work and difficult for a younger guy to break into.

I can get my AB and other certs for a fraction of the price, and have a steady income.

Not sure what the fuck to do with my life.
Opinions?
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>>129749534
become a pirate, m8y.
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hello are these the car downloading pirates or the johnny depp kind
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>>129746814
pirates, just like capitalists need to die
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>>129749739
Both, landlubber.
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Pirate/Ancap alliance when?
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>>129747428
Egoism
I think it fits pretty well with the old pirate crew contracts doesn't it?
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>>129749816
Why, coz they still your shit ?? Communist never used ships anyway, and stole all the technology from the USA and Germany.
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test
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>>129749724
Arrr, don't ye mean m80 ye landlubber?
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>>129749604
ARRRRRRR! Landlubbers git out!
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>>129746814
Requesting Pepe in pirate attire!!
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ARRRRHHHHHH BOO
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So we're all technophiles who believe in a cyberpunk future where your website affiliation is more important than your nationality, right?
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>>129751156
Get out, ye filthy privateer flyin' th' Jolly Roger o' our yer masters ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>129746814
Why buy it when you can torrent it for free am i right?
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>>129751090
>>129751290
whe're clearly anarcho-fascists

we want anarchy only for ourselves so we can rule over all the landies
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>>129751290
>So we're all technophiles who believe in a cyberpunk future where your website affiliation is more important than your nationality, right?

Aye aye matey
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>>129751290
Isn't website affiliation already more important than nationality in some ways?
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>>129751649
furgot muh flag
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>>129746814
is dis freicorps?
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>>129751759
aye,don't tell th' lefties
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>>129751649
>landies
>reeeee

We need a smug pepe.
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thread theme

https://youtu.be/-CuyLbC2TZo
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pirates are based
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>>129751989
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>>129752211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzcv5TJkJBA
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>>129751697
It is for me, at least. And with the increasing de-technocratisation of the internet, we're all going to find the oceans a lot wider in the future.
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>>129751090
Here ye go.
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>>129749739
THE SPONGEBOB KIND YA SCURVY DOG!
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https://youtu.be/QOfC1PEKt1U
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>>129752682
Fuckin saved

>a bottle of rum for (you)
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>>129746814
I'm wheeling', I'm dealin', I'm drinking, not thinking
Never cower, never shower, and I'm always stinking
Yo ho ho and a bottom glass boat
And when my girlie shakes her hips, she sure gets funky
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YAHARRR JOHNNY DEPP IF YE EVER CROSS MY PATH YOULL WALK THE PLANK FER YER FAKERY
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ahar jimlad! Can I just say that I'm an American and I like to suck dicks and take it in the bum
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>>129752682
Aye good toil matey.
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requesting discord pirate boat to better plan how to terrorize the landies
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsTrnC05M6M
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>>129752401
Aye, that be a good one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqSQMF6Ats0

An here be another me hardy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcB7qa2zfuM
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OOOOOOOOOH-

WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH A FILTHY KIKE RAT
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH A FILTHY KIKE RAT
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH A FILTHY KIKE RAT

-EARLY IN THE MORNIN
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>>129746814

YARRRRR
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>>129753149
LANDIE DETECTED

I'LL GIVE YE A RUMPY PUMPY
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whoops
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>>129747424
Landies need ta' walk tha' plank.
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MAKE SHARP YE DAMNED SEA DOGS, CAPTAIN ON DECK!

LETS SEE YAH WAR FACES!
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Just another day in paradise.
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Rusty, help! Me necklace has hornets in it!
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>>129753869
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Ahrrrrrr m80. I gots a shipwheel belt buckle. It drives me nuts.
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>>129746814

ROW ROW
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>>129753869
JAHARRRRRRRRR
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>>129754097
Day o' th' plank when?
Landlubbers, get out! ARRRRRRRRRRR
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>>129746814
Piracy would roughly overlap with anarchist, anarcho-capitalist, libertarian, Gadsden and kekistani, and would be most opposed to globalist, hippie, and communist.
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ARGHHHHHH ME MATEYS, WHO STOLE THY RUM YER SCURVY DOGS
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EN GARDE, HEATHENS!
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>>129749604

I'll be damned before a bastard Catholic Spaniard sets foot on my deck. Lutheran Calvinists only.
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So what's to stop an enterprising group of /pol/acks from getting together, procuring a ship, and taking to the high seas in search of true freedom?

I seriously doubt anyone would take a group of internet nerds turned freebooters seriously, we might even be able to take Tuvalu before drawing too much attention.
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>>129754529
wtf dude, piracy violates the NAP
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>>129750884
dont forget to give us reddit link bro, I will upboat it XD yarr
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>>129754568
ARGHH SHITE TEST ME SEAFARRIN KNOCKIN IN YOUR SUIT OF METAL YA SULLY WENCH
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I thought the empire got rid of you lot. Apparently not. (Draws sabre) Prepare to board!
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>>129749008
O-okay
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>>129754771
ONE MORE DOWN THE LOCKER LADS
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>>129753869
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>>129753869
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>>129754529
>and would be most opposed to globalist

NAY, THATS JUST MORE TREASURE TO LOOT
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>>129754568
'ave at it then, ye christian cur
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I'll just let this spanish ship full of gold from the Americas floating around in this thread. Please take care of it while I'm out. See you in five minutes!
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JAAHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAHHHRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>129754568
AVAST! BE READY TO DANCE THE HEMPEN JIG!!
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>>129746814

FUCK ANTI PIRACY LAWS! LETS RAPE THIS CUNT AND DROWN IN RUM YER FUCKERS
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>>129755090
Spaniards. Probably military. RULE BRITANNIA! FOR KING AND COUNTRY!
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Just a little diddy for me fallen lads in Davey Jones's locker.

https://youtu.be/jxXWcYRzwAY
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>>129755090
no problemo compadre
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>>129755090
i claim this
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>>129746814
What ideology would the pirates follow?
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>>129755090
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>>129755306
nap-raping libertarians
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>>129755090
SAIL HO LADS!
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>>129755090
I could nah resist th' booty
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AHOY YE SCURVEY SCAVEROUS SEADOGS!
Barbary pirate masterrace reporting in.
HAND OVER ALL YE WHITE WOMEN, YE PLOUGHING SCUM!
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>>129755306
the song of the sea my fellow scoundrel
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>>129754529
Aye. aye, aye, 'cept landies'd be consider'd a scourge upon us. Only on th' high seas can a jolly old lad find th' salt o' adventure. Let th' pirates take what we want! Those landies wantin' their 'laws' and to carry around their booty ken walk the plank.
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Me mateys we must do something about the Chinese, those seadogs are taking all of our fish!
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>>129755090

Stay frosty and vigilant, lads. They'll be those out to seize this gold. Keep watch until the Spaniard returns.
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>>129746814
ARRRRRggggh-guh-guh-guh-guh-guh
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>>129755306
anarcho-fascism
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>>129755306

An-cap.
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>>129755090
>>129755486
we wuz pirates n shieeet. Me no wan no gold gev me ye white pussies
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>>129755551
sorry but we cant afford hiv in a ship, you're not welcome
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>>129747428
I believe privateers should be legal.
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>this kills the pirate
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Only ViP (villainous infamous pirates) can post in this thread
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MEN OVERBOARD
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>>129755661
when u forgot the pic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJVHdNyilH0
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>>129746814
Also, thread theme episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ku12BTY0tc
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>>129755306
Anarcho-individualism.
That's literally why privateering exists, freedom from the flock. Each man for his own, pirates help each other for survivability alone.
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>>129755699
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>>129755090
You'll hang from that mast for this, you traitor to God and Fatherland.
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>>129746814
AAAAARRRRRRGHH
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>>129755687
Nothing but men on a ship for long durations of time
May as well make the pirate flag a rainbow one
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OYYY ANYONE HERE NEED A FIRST MATE!


(Fresh OC)
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>pirates
>implying

FOR THE KING AND THE MOTHERLAND
FREEDOM OR DEATH
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Dear, Gillette I hear ye be the best a man can get! I wish ye to build me the finest rapier with 5 blades to cut these scallywags to pieces with fewer strokes. Mark my words if you don't engineer me a blade as I wish your shipments will be plundered.
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Alright, I'm bac-oh my GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE.
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB.
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>>129756023
we have rape dungeons filled with white women

we don't need you, go try your luck at nazi general
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>>129755858
youre an absolute retard kys
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>>129755926

(for the record, Javier Bardem is a lad)
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>>129756023
THAT'S WHAT RAPIN' LANDIE WOMEN'S FOR MATEY
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>>129756129
what the fuck, is that thing male or female?
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>>129755926
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>>129756129
No thanks I don't want nigger AIDS
>>129756159
>white
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>>129755755
have you heard of slave trade ? in carribean ? no ?
most runaway slaves would resort to piracy
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Yaaar mateys any a ye ever plunder the norsemen the lasses throw em selves n the men just watch!
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>>129756340
Just a Swede male. It can be confusing.
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>>129746814

Yaarrrr, we be pirates now laddies! Yo ho yaarrr!
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Fuck pirates
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>>129756524
ARGHHHH
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>>129746814
I CAN'T GET IT TO WORK
HELP ME
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>>129755551
I gotta make ye rainbowlubbers walk th' plank. I declare pirate war agin' ya.
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>>129756378
nobody respond to the fetishist plz
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This British Empire naval fleet approaches What do you sub-human pirate scum do now?
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>>129756438
A nigger with a confederate flag... Interesting
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>>129746814
Butt pirate be checking in...
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>>129747428
YARG-HAR! WE SUPPORT THE FREEDOM OF THE OPEN SEAS, NO MAN OR COUNTRY CAN CLAIM THE SEA FROM US! WHAT WE DO AT SEA BIDES TO MARITIME PIRACY LAW!
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How in the name of niggers does it decide what flag you get?
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YARRR
this be CAPTAIN GOLDSTEIN! But you can call me MONEYMAN! I'LL PLUNDER YER BOATS FOR ALL ITS GOLD! YARRR
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>>129746814
bunch of 322fags with no loyalty. all of you should be gassed.
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>>129755638
ya-har-har-har!
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thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY
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>>129756735
you're move
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>>129756063

I got one question laddie. Be you Catholic or Protestant?
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>>129756689
I brought reinforcements >>129756780
Surrender yer booty
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oh
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>>129749816
communism is gay
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>>129756850
Captain Goldstein would send these cunts to plunder boats
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>>129756975
LOOK AT THIS NEW WORLD SCUM, I GOT A FRESH NIGGER DELIVERY FOR YE M8
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>>129756735
YARRRRRR
attack me mateys!


FIRE THA CANNONS!
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YAAAAAARRRRGGHH!!!!
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>>129755729
YARR, MAN THE CANNON, ANON
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>>129756129
To my great shame, I need the link to that porn. For... meme-making purposes. Yes.
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>>129756735

Ai, ahhhh....

You wouldn't kill a fellow god-fearing, protestant man such as myself, would ya lad?
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>>129746814
Ahoy matey! Did you seed your booty across the seven seas? ARRGHHH! My 6 terabytes of loot is shivering me timbers!
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>tfw only picked the pirate flag because it felt the more neutral one
>see this thread
I don't wanna be asociated to this stupidity.
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>>129756815
fuck off lebbit fag
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>>129756735

Find a whelp and use him as leverage to negotiate.
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>>129757172
Holy shit look at my ID mateys
>ARg
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>>129757330
we have an actual pirate party in the parliament kek
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>>129754722
KEKISCUMMIES WALK THE PLANK
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>>129757330
Come home white man
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>>129757330
YARRR! ARGENTINA ISN'T WHITE! YARRR!
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>>129757330
why you write then wite bwoy
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>>129750122
Ar! It do !
Every man for himself but be kheelhauled if ye disobey the captain.
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>>129756936
protestant m8y, fuck the spanish and french
dutch and british ftw
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>>129757410
nice!!!
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>>129757330
no seas puto
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>>129756735
sign my privateer contract to go plunder spanish ships
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>>129749960
This.
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>>129757471
They be cucks and landlubbers ARRRR.
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>>129757330
I heard tales about yer fair pale skin maidens. Are thy rumors true?
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>>129757655

Then I welcome you upon my ship, lad. Now get sharp, these Negroes won't sail themselves to Kingston, will they? ;)
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>>129757864
BET THEY DONT EVEN OWN A SHIP THOSE LAND RATS
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>>129749960
>>129757858
Violates the NAP
Anarcho-egoism is the true ideology of pirates
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YO HO HO AND A BUTT FULL OF CUM LADS
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>>129749816

>says the fag who also torrents
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>>129757378
YARHAR! FUCK OF YEE BONGER!
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>>129756907
YARR, THAT BE A MIGHTY FINE SHANTY, LAD
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A-are mexican Pirates allowed you guys?
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>>129749960
Im open to negotiations
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>>129756968

LOOG'A DAT BOYS! A HOMERSEXUAL! YARR, PLUNDER HIS VESSEL!

FIRE DA CANNONS!
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>>129755551
Yarrrrrr! Butt Pirates next sciv ovar.
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>>129758056
YAAAARR. FILTHY SCALLYWAGS USING THE PIRATE NAME THEY BE.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pabT7h42AQM
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>>129758152

Catholics can come, but you'll be below deck with the rest of the animals. (spits tobacco)
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>>129758059
Egoists are fags, pirates are cool. They have the pirates code. It's kinda like the nap. Don't tread on my booty.
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YARR, REMEMBER TO GIVE YA KIDS VACCINES!
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oc
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Buccaneers > Pirates
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>>129746814
Anyone play Blackwake here?
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>>129758290
*Destroys your poopdeck*
*Swipes your booty*
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>>129758459
NOTHIN TO PLUNDER HERE BOYS
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>>129753869
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>>129753368
STICK EM' IN THE OVEN TIL HE'S ASHES
STICK EM' IN THE OVEN TIL HE'S ASHES
STICK EM' IN THE OVEN TIL HE'S ASHES
EARLY IN THE MORNIN
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>>129758453
EAT PLENTY O CITRUS TO RESIST SCURVY !
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>>129746814
>anti-Piracy laws

but if there's no law against it, it isn't really piracy, is it?
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>piratefags
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>>129758459
YARR, I'M STEALIN THAT. BECAUSE I BE A PIRATE! YARR!

REMEMBER THE HOLOCAUST! YARRR!
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>>129758780
ARRRRG-

shieeet
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>>129758418
What if I'm half Spanish and half French but was born in the wrong place?
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>>129758567
YAR HAR HAR! Good one.
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>>129746814
Is this the right flag?
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>>129758152
NOOOO! YOU SANK ME HARD DRIVE MATEY!
>Sail the web
>Find pirate movie
>ARGG.jpg
>Loot it
>Seed it
>Get scurvy
>Look which booty it is
>Mexican

Pic related
>>
LET'S SING A SONG, LADS!
NOW WE ARE READY TO SAIL FOR THE HORN
WEIGH HEY, ROLL AND GO
>>
>>129759131
Aww fuck the nigger ruined everything... AGAIN
>>
HOWS ABOUT WE HAVE A BIT OF A SING-SONG?
YARRR!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89BlFxuyqYQ
Fifteen men on the dead man's chest—
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest—
remember the holocaust, filthy goy
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
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>>129759256
KILL THE NIGGER GAS THE KIKE
YO HO
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>>129758852

OI! GIVE EM BACK IS HAT YER YELLA-BELLIED KIKE RAT! THAT'S A DIRECT ORDER!
>>
WE
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>>129759131
THIS BE SLAVE FLAG. YE BE SOLD IN THE NEXT HARBOR !
>>
>>129759366
PLUNDER YE POOPDOCK
SWIPE YER BOOTY
YE HE YO HO
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Space pirates soon
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>>129759612
BE
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>>129759637
>larping as a degenerate on the water web
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>>129746814
>sure the new flag system will discourage shit posting

this is how the death of this board begins. Make it impossible to have anything serious. Yeah yeah. Muh choice of flags existed before. But /pol/ was not as infested with redit and other trash since trump got in.
Honestly, I wouldn't mind /pol/ being killed again. First time I mourned. This time I just want the plug to be pulled
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Hand over the gold lads
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>>129759735
PIRATES
>>
Thread Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUMKy2Jk3Oo
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>>129759840
SCRUB MY DECK OR WALK THE PLANK.
>>
>>129759858
Ah, finally the re-enforcement have arrived
>>
ARRGGGGHHH
Sing it loud, fly the colors high!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CuyLbC2TZo
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>>129759951
AND
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>>129758726

WHAT'S SHALL WE DO WITH A LAZY NEGRO
WHAT'S SHALL WE DO WITH A LAZY NEGRO
WHAT'S SHALL WE DO WITH A LAZY NEGRO

WAITIN FOR HIS WELFARE-
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A SHANTY LADS
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When you walk the plank.
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>>129746814
DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
>>
>>129759840
ARRGH! Ye jes' be salty, landie, that we be takin' this board from ye.
>>
>tfw scurvy
>>
>>129760126
ARRRGHH MATEYS
AVAST!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY&spfreload=10
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>>129760060
These waters are crawling with bloody pyrate scum!
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>>129757330
>LARPing as white
>calls others stupid
That be a jolly good one, m80!
>>
>>129760060
YE BE IN TORTUGA SIR LANDLUBBER, TURN BACK !
>>
>>129759840
this is chemo retard
>>
RULE BRITANNIA! (draws sabre)
BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES!!! (slices a guy's throat)
BRIIIIITONS WILL NEVER BE SLAVES! (Throws another guy overboard)
>>
Yarrr methinks the only good thing about this new flag business is the pirateposting yarr.
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>>129760550
t. a dark skin
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>>129759131
OI!!! WHY IS THAT NIGGER OUT OF HIS CHAINS YE SEA RATS!!!
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>>129747424
AR WE GONNA MAKE YA WALK THE PLANK!
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>not pirateposting

why even live
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>>129760550
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
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>>129759840

>WAAAHHH I HATE FUN WAAAHHH SOMEBODY TO SOMETHING

fuck off

/pol/ pirate community is here to stay faggot
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>>129760478
BE SCARED FOR YE BE IN PIRATE'S BAY, YE MIGHT BE CHOMPED, YE MIGHT DISAPPEAR.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcgvLiNYCcA
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>>129760674
im not a jew btw
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>>129760784
something smells extra fishy 'ere lads
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>>129760126
Shackle him and sell him to a farmers,
Shackle him and sell him to a farmers,
Shackle him and sell him to a farmers,
Have him pick some cotton.
>>
ARRRRRGGGGHHHH
>>
>>129760674
>>129760784

>YArrr there be a jew on board
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>>129756735
>shows privateer licence
We be off now
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>>129760550

(teleports behind brit)

(rapes him)

what now faggot
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>>129760784

Send this kyke to Davy Jones locker!
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>>129760835
THERE BE DOUBLONS MISSING IN MY SHIP. ITS THE FILTHY BIG NOSED WIZARD !
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>>129746814
Brit/pol/ edition
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>>129761036
check these doublons m8y
>>
>>129760835
Close yer' bleedin legs ye scoundrel.
>>
>>129760674
WE GOT OURSELVES A SHYLOCK! FIND HIS GOLD!
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>>129761114
ikr
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>>129760989
>>129760743
>>129760675
THESE ARE THE KINGS WATERS
KNAVES GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEE
>>
>>129761114
Took me a second.
>>
A DREAMED A DREAM THE OTHER NIGHT
LOWLANDS, LOWLANDS AWAY
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>>129761114
What in the 7 seas kind of a jolly roger is that ?!
Y
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>>129760852
HEY HEY THAT LAZY NEGRO
HEY HEY THAT LAZY NEGRO
HEY HEY THAT LAZY NEGRO
SEND HIM TO SAXONY!
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>>129759637
THE PLEASURE OF BOOTY
WE SOON BEHOLD
HE HE HO HO
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>Blackbeard did nothing wrong, arrr.
>When did you swallow the black pill, mateys?
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>>129760207
ARRGH! Nice Meme.
>>
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You are all, without a doubt, the worst pirates I've ever seen.
>>
>>129761477
MIGHTY FINE DOUBLOUNS LAD
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>>129760675
What the in the name of the Queen did you just fucking say about me, you little chav? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ireland, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gentlemanly warfare and I'm the top rooter tooter long range shooter in the entire UK armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this great planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, chap. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, banger. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Marines and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little muppet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn dolt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, mate.
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>>129760784
ARRR, KEEL HAUL THE KIKE I TELL YE, KEEL HAUL 'IM!
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>>129761242
YE CANNOT OWN THE SEA.

.....

YAAAAAARRRRR
>>
>>129746814
currently torrenting Rome Total War
yargh
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Post your plundered booty
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTi40w0nLgo&spfreload=10
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/m/ edition
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YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY CAPTAIN BORK-PAT, THE PIRATE DOG OF CAREFREE LIFE AND GREAT TREASURES

PLENTY OF BOOTY AND FEWER KINGS MEN WILL COME YOUR WAY, BUT ONLY IF YOU TYPE "SAIL STRONG, CAP'N DOGGO"
>>
>>129749960
>rob bootlickin' landscrubbers
>sell warez to ancaps
sounds good enough to me laddies
>>
>>129760835
>>129760894
>>129761033
>>129761142

the white man owes me for killing 6 million of my people

im staying on this ship and theres nothing you pirate fags can do it about
>>
>>129747428
Seasteading, salvage rights, tax avoidance, international maritime law, fishing and whaling regulations, rum running, etc.
>>
AVAST YE DOGS SHANTIES OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMYQ4rhwJto
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FEAST YER EYES ON ME DUBLOONS!
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>>129746814

Actually I am a Serbian Nationalist
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>>129761549
kek, that game is 2 ez all you do is annex all small nations then all big ones
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>>129746814
OH FUG CAPPIN.
>>
>>129761691
Ye best start believin' in holocaust diaries, master merchant. You're in one!
>>
hello fellow comrades xD
arggggh!
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>>129761707
ARGHG FOOL'S GOLD!
>>
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>>129761777
OH SHIT SON A TRIPPLE
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
>>
Since women bring bad luck whenever they board a ship, I say that one of the core principles of Piracy shall be
"Traps aren't gay as long as they're in a boat"
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>>129761691
We be cutting ye throat and feeding ye to fishes that be what we do.
Ye cant speak if yar dead.
>>
>>129761927
>>/back
>>
>>129762096
lol chill bongwater
>>
>>129761721
did i asked for yer opinion
>>
>>129762036
You'll be the first to hang when there's another syphilis outbreak.
>>
https://youtu.be/JiyEP02KNZw


Yaaaar!
>>
>>129761927
WALK TH' PLANK YE REDDITLUBBER! AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
>>
also traps are NOT gay
>>
>>129753869
>>
>>129762178
go back to lebbit
>>
I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW
>>
>>129761242
Yarrrghh!

Ye may rule the waves. But have ye felt the freedom of the open seas? Thar salten spray blowin' past yer face at the crack o' dawn, ploughin' on to an unknown shore? Bein' led by nothin' but the scent o' treasure and the wink of mysterious women visitin' you in the night? Ye don't know the taste of adventure eggin on yer spirit

Ye may rule thar waves Britannia, but we rule thar seas
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>>129746814
Who here has stolen a boat before? I've illegally borrowed a few.
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>drink rum
>drive a boat
>sail the 7 seas


wew today was a good day, avast!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlmaiAgWmHg&spfreload=10
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>>129762217
Oi, if you want to stick it in port wenches be my damn guest, but as long as they're clean, traps are damn right in my book (As long as they're in/on/over the boat/ship)
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>>129747424
TEN DAYS IN THE BRIG, SCALLIWAG
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>>129762519
Wrong pirate... You're nothing here
>>
>im going to be so fucking sad when the pirate flag is removed

>i hope /pol/'s pirate community never dies
>>
>>129762411
>>129762449
wait this isnt reddit?
*awaits your responses*
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>>129762519
>authentic pirate is posting in this thread right now
>he is probably capturing some ship as im typing
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>>129762692
>but as long as they're clean
Matey, that is dangerous assumption.
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Fuck Drumpf and fuck pirate people!
>>
>>129762807
are you retarded?
>>
>>129763042
what
>>
>>129762984
>not realizing The Don is literally the reincarnation of Blackbeard
>>
YARR, IM CALLING ALL PIRATES TO RAID THE STICKY JEFF SESSIONS THREAD!

>>129742209
>>
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eg e jo ein sånn sjǿrǿvar eg då
>>
>>129763107
if he genuinely believed this is reddit he has downsyndrome
>i know he doesn't
>>
Tell meh lads...

Do yer evah regret abandoning god, family and country for the pirates life?
>>
>>129763456
lel triggered much?
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OY VEY OY VEY I MAY BE A BIT LATE BUT DON'T FORGET TO PAY YOUR SEA SHEKELS GOYS
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"These pirates are sick people. Sad losers."
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oii vey loloolololololol
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>>129763564
kek nice!
>>
>Blackbeard did nothing wrong
>pirates bay was an inside job
>Gas the Brits, sea war now
>Swallow the black pill
>>
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POST YER SHE SHANTIES/PIRATE MUSIC LADS

https://youtu.be/-CuyLbC2TZo

https://youtu.be/QOfC1PEKt1U

https://youtu.be/dsDTJ__jioo
>>
>>129763564
Arrr, me thinks me keep me bounty for meself sea kike.
>>
>>129763858
>>129763957
>>129763545
KEKISTANIS BE SCUM YAAHHH
>>
>>129764191
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR YE RATS! ADD THIS TO THE BACKGROUND:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxGOs62HQjk
>>
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>>129764095
>>129764095
>>129764191
Sick meymeys goys
>>
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>>129763475
You can be a pirate (piracy raiding kebabs, sandniggers and pajeets), crusader and empire builder at the same time.
>>
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>>129761428

WHAT SHALL WE TO WITH A HEATHEN FRENCHIE
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH A HEATHEN FRENCHIE
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH A HEATHEN FRENCHIE

-ON A PAPIST HOLIDAY
>>
>>129763957
Thanks a bunch lad its me first day as a portrait fag.
>>
>>129746814
Pirate ship, O' ye pirate ship
Tortuga, Jamaica or Santa Cruz
We'll sail the Carribean, drunk on some booze.
Killing traitors before we snooze.
We seek Spanish gold, they call it doubloons
If ye seek to fight us then you will surely lose.
O' ye pirate ship, we win or we die.
>>
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THE FLYING SCOTSMAN, DONNALD.

I WON'T ASK TWICE.
>>
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>>129749534
Buy a cheap mig welder and self darkening hood.
Move up to stick welder and torch.
Teach yourself to weld using scrap metal on land.
Get dive certification. (You have enough cash for all these.)
Go to work at shipyard.
Weld stuff above waterline and in drydock. apprentice with underwater welder doing surface prep.
Save your money for underwater welding school, see if shipyard will help with tuition. (You will need certification, and it is dangerous.)
Don't spend all your money on weed.
Remember there are other job markets.
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