A humble proposal

>>129744576
Fuck off. Stop sending your nogs to my state.

>>129744729
??

We are. We live in the same country, retard.

>>129744576
Wooo! Kansas!

>>129745046
Yeah, except there's different regions you dumbfuck.

nah, you commies can stay the fuck out of upper michigan. take the trolls downstate if you want, but don't cross that state line or the bridge

we would be landlocked though. it would not be lit.

Fuckoff we're full

t. Wisconsin

>>129745046
/threadf

>>129746355

what is the st lawrence seaway

>>129744576
Landlocking is economic disaster, add Northwestern states.

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>>129746525
>implying canada and new england would just let us waltz on though at our leisure

also chicago would probably be the capital. DIVERSE

>>129746355
>>129746854
No fags allowed

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>>129744576
We are. It's called the Star Spangled Banner and it unites all Americans regardless of race, religion or gender.

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>>129749543
Fuck off nigger

>>129749543
uh uh cracka i ain't united wit no whypipo. remember slaves, huh? thought so honkey ass. america is our country boi, us egyptian pharaohs and godz got here first

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>>129744576
Its called the flag of these United States

>>129750525
I said midwestern the (((USA))) has many different regions.

Can Pennsylvania join the union? We hate being northeastern

>>129750640
Aren't those called states

>breaking up the union
Over my dead body, faggot.

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Don't lump us in with those yankee cuck states

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i made you guys a flag, it represent the midwest perfectly

>>129752133
Only Illinois and Minnesota are cucks the rest of us are white conservatives.

>>129752203
Theres no corn there you fucking potato.

>>129752450

Minnesota is mostly red everywhere but the cities. The cities are 60% of our population and so cuck us every chance they get. Pretty much all of geographic MN hates the cities.

>>129752203

I was going to say that I have a new flag for the EU but it looks like they already put a prolapsed anus on their flag.

I despise cheese heads, they drive like shit.

>>129752450
downstate michigan is pretty shite too. up north though is probably the most conservative population of the whole midwest. if only we had succeeded in seceding, rip Jacobetti

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>>129752203
I made you a flag, it represents the (((EU))) perfectly.

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God no, we Wisconsinites hate our neighbors more than we hate California cheese.

>>129753421
And I hate FiBs, they're a blight on the state when Summer comes

>>129753078
why you wearing a dead ideology doe? join the 4th reich

Pennsylvania (Well the Western Part) is Midwestern. Can we join the empire as well?

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>>129753523
>(((united states of america)))

Get the Muslims out of Minnesota and southern Michigan and you've got a deal.

>t. Ohio

>>129752133

Agreed. My snug Ozark home will remain my bastion of sanity.

>>129744576
Great lakes master race. Don't lump us with the Plains

>>129746854
Chicago and most of the other midwestern cities are segregated enough that fencing off the undesireables would be a very simple matter

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>>129754864
Day of the brexit will come EU cuck.

>>129754206
4th Reich belongs to Greater Pennsylvania.

But it seems like a good idea for these guys to team up. No sense having weak states on the border ready to be destabilized.

Great lakes belong with the east coast.

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>>129744576

iowan here

everything east of missisipi in this pic needs to go op

IT NEEDS TO GO.

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>>129755239

>>129755396
america is not a part of world history

we don't need ohio or michigan. give them to the leafs or new yorkers.

>>129744576
Must suck to live in such a shithole region
>state literally called misery
>Iowa-ould rather kill myslef than live in any of those states, except maybe wisconsin

>>129744576
>Detroit and Chicago

How about fuck you

>>129752789

We need to deport Minnesota, it's a lost cause.

>>129744576
A humble proposal: Ohio and Michigan don't belong in the Midwest, mostly because they are in the north-eastern part of the country geographically. Honestly, anything west of Minnesota, Iowa, and Missouri shouldn't be in it, those should be part of some great lakes region.

t. Misery fag

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>>129753620

>>129752133
I love this pic

>>129754121
Too bad FiB Nogs ruined the Dells. Used to be where lower middle class city folk could go to escape them.

>>129756777
>what is nuking them to obilivion.

>>129744576
Agreed but we need Pennsylvania for a corridor to the sea. I like "Greater Minnesota" for a name or possibly "Great Lakes Confederation".

>>129753620
608 checking in. Fuck FIBs and coasty numales.

>>129752133
We clean house in Illinois and the southern peninsula of michigan. Boot out Ohio because that shit is full of trash pandas and smack addicts.

>>129752203
Enjoy your diversity.

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>>129759280
Ohio is the wealthiest midwestern state.

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Midwest is old Big Ten country not flyover farmers

>>129759280
On further consideration Ohio can stay, but it would need a pretty hot soapy bath.

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>>129761686
>KY
>Midwestern
Lol what?

>>129756777
Detroit is a lost cause, but Chicago just needs some cancer in the south and west sides removed.

>>129744576
Remove Illinois. Now.

>>129744576
They areeeeeeeeeeee

>>129768297
We'll just cleanse Chicago.

>>129767665
North side Chicagoan here, can confirm

>most of your cities are nigger infested hell holes
>crumbling infrastructure and dependent on cars to go anywhere or do anything
>outside of the cities the state is just one big corn field or forest punctuated by sprawling suburban areas with nothing but chain restaurants and stores
>terrible winter, terrible summer, possibly pleasant fall and spring

Which Midwestern state am I?

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>>129744576

we already are

>>129744576
Iowan here, would only accept if you kicked out Illinois. That state is fucked.

Grand Rapids area of MI here. send help.

>>129769556
Minnesota.

t. Minnesotan

>>129744576
maybe if we cut out chiraq and detroit

MN wants no part of your bullshit

>>129772668
We don't want you either cuck.

>>129771063


Fellow GR brother, help me put all the nogs from Muskegon and GR down the missippi on a barge.... Also the damn recent spices invasion.

>>129772970
whatever faggot

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Fuck off. Especially Illinois, Michigan, and Ohio.

>ohio
>midwest
Kys op

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>>129746854
new england doesn't even touch the seaway, anon

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>>129748460
>midwest
>superior

holy mother of kek

>>129771622
I live in Michigan

I realized while typing this that we are all very similar

>>129773735
>democratic party
Sage. We don't take shit from you.

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>>129753620
True.

>>129773779
Value for Michigan (Percent): 14.3%
Data item: Black or African American alone, percent, 2013.
Source: U.S. Bureau of the Census, Population Estimates Program (PEP).
Fuck off michigan don't come to minnesota unless you have tops 12%

>>129753620
Love from tiny soda, anon

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>>129761686
>Pennsylvania
>Midwest

>>129773779
Ohioan here, and I thought you were talking about us.

>>129774064

Can confirm will be sending all of Chrysler's production filled with Da May Nays and Deseans up I94 straight to Minnesota

>>129744576
Eject nigs, then sure

>>129745006
All the big cities in surrounding states have advertised my stated benefits to your "low income" residents, and they're literally now the main cause of crime in my state.
9 times out of ten if we have an armed robbery, it's some dindu from Chicago, or Detroit, or any other big city.

>>129775097
Geographically, it might not be so much, but the accent and just how things look in the western half of Pennsylvania is closer to that of Ohio and Illinois than Philadelphia. Same with New York. Buffalo, Rochester and Ithaca are pretty similar to Cleveland or Milwaukee, but some time around where you hit the Hudson river the difference becomes very noticable. The western and half of the state or probably more than that doesn't seem to belong on the same planet as New York City.

>>129745613
That isn't a bad thing.

>Wanting to stay in a union
>Allowing other member states to cuck you
Don't wanna Brexit, like pappa Britain?

>>129744576

>bringing michigan and illinois

disgusting.

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Fine but you have to promise to behave yourselves.

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>>129773300
is something wrong

>>129744576
The westernmost four are on their own way. I'd be in if you left them off.
>>129746854
>chicago
>capital
Who in their right mind would consent to that?
>>129752450
>white conservatives
You don't speak for me, you little bitch.

>>129752203
The sky is the wrong shade of blue, and the grass should be either a bit browner or completely white. Other than that, it's fairly accurate of out topology.