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>Be me
>Be sleeping
>Hear a window smash at 3:49am
>Grab my home defense musket because that's what the founding fathers intended when they wrote the second amendment
>Run out of the room and see two masked men
>Fire musket at first one, blows a hole a foot in diameter in him
>He's dead on the spot
>Musket ball continues to fly wildly going through my neighbor's wall and nails his dog
>Grab my flintlock pistol and fire it at the second man
>Musket ball misses entirely because is smoothbore
>Ball goes through other neighbors house and destroys his TV
>Fix Bayonet to musket and jab the second guy 15 times
>Reload my musket in case any more rapscallions arrive
>Police knock and enter upon hearing the ruckus
>Can't hear or see because of the flinklocks report
>Mistakenly shoot the police officer
>Stabbed guy bleeds out at the hospital after using four pints of blood because triangle bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up
>Just as the founding fathers intended.
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>>129736272
I don't think muskets put out the velocity to do all that.
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>>129736272
>Rapscallions
Top KEK
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>>129736272
unironically:
the founding fathers didn't forsee some other things too
The dope addiction
The widespread public knowledge (people will act as animals to protect their health and those who they love)
you get it?
i'm not gonna talk sense to burgers, redneckfaggot-kuns you can have him.....
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>>129736272
>Fire a musket blows a hole a foot in diameter in him.
>A musket.
>Blowing a hole a foot in diameter in him
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>>129738373
Pirate flag? How?
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WHITE POWER
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>>129739135
see bellow robot confirmation box
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>>129738904
Do you even know what an exit wound is?
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>>129736272
>Stabbed guy bleeds out at the hospital after using four pints of blood because triangle bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up
Not true, where have you heard this?
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Is there a way to filter anyone who isn't using a natural flag? Anyone not using their real flag is from reddit and I'd like to filter all of them.
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Kek.
"People" intended for white males only.
Just as the founding fathers intended.
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>>129736272
>Be me
>Be sleeping
>Hear a window smash at 3:48 am
>reach for my non-existent gun
>Oh shit, I interpreted the constitution literally
>slip on my bear arms
>Charge into kitchen
>Two red coats going through my cupboards looking for unstamped tea
>I give them a good thrashing
>I take the corpses to my cellar
>There Froddo, the armless bear, sits crying in a corner
>I throw him the fresh kill which he devours hungrily
>go up stairs and spend morning cleaning up bloody mess
>Just as the founding fathers intended
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>not loading shot in your pistol
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