>invented the airplane
>surpassed UK's economy for 3 years straight
>76% white (whiter than Germany, Paris and London)
>larger than all of Europe
>hottest women in the world
>hottest traps in the world if you are into that
>second greatest literature
>best meat in the world and exports powerhouse
>best soy in the world
>best food in the world
>best football in the world
>best martial arts fighters in the world
>already have arab president so pretty much a first world country
Brazil is a great country.
>b-but muh 85 IQ monkey crime country
Nothing happens to you unless you are a fat american dumbass carrying 3000 dollars in chinese hardware. You're safer in Brazil than anywhere in the world as long as you avoid beaches, tourist sights, city centers, local markets, traffic jams, crowded streets, favelas, specific murder districts such as the Triangle of Death (pretty much the PVP zones of the cities), parties funk, rolês, the Northeast region, Carnaval and tranny-oriented service streets (trannies will overpower you and steal your wallet).
Anyone who gets MONKEYD visiting Brazil had it coming.
>>129717173
thanks for the dickgirls
>>129717357
Thanks for muslims.
>>129718180
>best volleyball in the world
Almost forgot that.
>best ass
American is ass are two scoops of lard and McDonalds side by side.
>>129717357
this. brazil has the best tranny porn.
UMA
Too many mixed abominations
>>129717173
isn't your country just an overgrown drug cartel and zika infested. Also, don't you just go crazy for carnival and spread aids
It will rise again like a phoenix from it's ashes.
>>129718010
travestis brasileiras são uma delícia
>>129717173
>Brazil Appreciation Thread
thanks anon, gave me a chuckle
Fuck off slum nigger with this copy pasta
>>129718440
Holy shit!
This a meme thread?
I heard you guys were cleaning up your crack favelas lately so that's a step in the right direction.
Big fan of your counter strike scene too.
>be me
>be Brazilian
>corrupt cop arrests me by planting drugs on me
>beats me up and shoots my monkey
>go to jail
>no food, no guards
>get eaten by cannibal gangsters
Such is life in glorious Brazil
>>129718638
Brazil has that God-tier boipucci
>>129717173
Wait i have visited brazil! None of this is actually true! Whole country is crime filled
>>129718470
Atleast here we can fly dixie colors without niggers taking the flag down!
>>129717173
LOL nice bait subhuman.
>>129717173
>76% white
yea no. When America gets laughed at for its white population, at least the whites we have here are actually pure. You are all mixed with niggers and slaves even if your skin tone is slightly lighter than the average nigger. You are not a white country
>>129718326
>drug cartels
We are not Mexico. We don't have large cartels.
Instead we have a gorillion gangs and alliances fighting Crusader Kings in the favelas. Mostly our cartels are led by prisoners who are safe in prison.
>zika
Zika affects the people /pol/ would want to have exterminated.
she kind of looks a little like this chick
pic rleated
>>129718965
How are the suomis really like?
>>129718918
Is that a real tranny or an Anzu "faux tranny?"
>>129719205
"fighting crusader kings in the favelas"
Alright Joao you gave me a solid chuckle
>>129718918
Make sense
But probably in another reality
>>129718717
No meme thread. This is legit.
And no, cleaning crack favelas is wrong.
These people are being cleaned against their will and that is wrong. Would you want the state kidnapping you because you are 'sick'?
It's wrong.
>>129719010
Can say you're fat or a Muslim using a fake flag now that this is ridiculously allowed
>>129718985
"at least" monkey man.
How do I get a cool flag?
Is it true that all Brazilians are monkeys?
>>129717173
>surpassed the UK economy for 3 years
This reminds me of how much better the UK is than Brazil and it's your second fucking bullet in your text.
85 IQ crime nigger OP status: confirmed
>>129720007
Is it true all Estonians are Russians?
>>129720138
About 25-30%, yeah.
t. Russian
Just figured it out. Why is this allowed?
>>129719357
Pretty nice, anti immigrant man got chosen to be head of true finns and people started to resign from party.. cucked nation like every european country almost.. not as much as germany or sweden but cucked anyways..
>>129720209
Is it true all Estonians are irrelevant?
>>129720150
wow the similarity is uncanny
Your entire country is a big favela portuguese rapebaby
>>129720322
Not really, we're a top-tier IT country.
So are you a monkey or not?
>>129720150
Uma delicia
>>129719234
Holy shit is the neckbeard banging her?
>>129717173
What
I personally love sopa de macaco, so GG Brasil.
>>129720412
All nations on earth today are rapebabies.
>>129720322
What's your opinion on BOPE? Are they the Good guys?
>>129719956
Mad because you will never taste this delicacy?
>>129718918
HNGGGGGGGGGG
>>129719377
>she
>>129720771
>cannibalism in the 21st century
>>129720771
UMA
>>129717173
>invented the airplane
>still believing this meme in 2017
Bitch nigger what is the Wright brothers ?
>>129717173
>already have arab president so pretty much a first world country
no way this isn't bait
>>129717357
>thanks for the dickgirls
Speaking of which, who is this?
Asking for a friend.
>>129719803
It's a cesspool for fucking crime and filth.
You sure you're not memeing on me? Why wouldn't you want that gone? You look at it as a containment zone or something?
>>129717173
>invented the airplane
Wright Brothers invented the Airplane in 1903
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wright_brothers
>t. Brazilian education
>>129717173
>76% white
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>129720687
>All nations on earth today are rapebabies.
Hahahhahhahhaha
You actually believe this
>>129720993
He ain't Arab in strict sense. He's Levantine. - Lebanese Maronite (Christian).
He will import more refugees to Brazil.
>>129721322
it's still bad
>>129721145
Americans east coast= brits rapebabies
Germans today= central asia rapebabies
French= german rapebabies
Iberian Peninsula= mohammedians rapebabies
the list goes on and on
>>129720412
No, it isn't. All economic migrants and war refugee (including traitors that escaped conscription) went there in 19th and 20th century.
There's even a Brazilian here who get butthurt by the Serbs because they "made" their father "escape". Somehow Albanians, Bosniaks and Croatians still living in their countries """didn't escape"""" like cowards. The same for some ex-Portuguese traitors that escaped to there in 60's-70's. There's a lot of Germans and Japanese - why do you think that most of them are there?
>>129720687
Brazil is the nation most raped in history, & with the 2nd largest amount of shitskins ever after India.
>>129718918
sure does
I love when Brazilian shitskins think they invented the airplane. Even Wikipedia and Snopes say it was the wright brothers and they did it like 3 years before the other guy.
>>129720505
he's a /pol/tard too
>>129721920
Snopes is not a credible source even though I agree with you.
I love Brazillian woman just as much as they love sucking dick
>>129720925
DELICIA
>>129717173
>crime: nothing happens
Murder rates in Brazil vs all the other countries in pic related.
>>129717173
I like Brasil only for the fact that noone is using birth control, wich keeps the women horny and the men manly.
Also as a good example for multiculturalism. And very pretty women I like to fuck but would never breed with.
Goodspeed my brasilian friends, I love your party attitude.
>>129717173
>image
I fucking hate hot women. Fuck you idiot OP for reminding me and for posting that image.
Wew lad...
>76% white (whiter than Germany, Paris and London)
47% back in 2010, probably 42% now
>hottest women in the world
Not in aggregate. See above
Sweden or Poland could probably beat you easily
>best food in the world
Are you fucking high or something?
Italy and France have a much superior cuisine
>best meat in the world and exports powerhouse
Argentina would like to have a word about best meat & exports
>best football in the world
Germany wants a word
>>129717173
>tfw can buy merdalher sex for 50 reais (15 dollars)
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Humm these flags are nice
>>129721601
You really our a sub human 85 iq monkey.
>>129720754
BOPE is BASED
>>129721601
>>129717173
> 76% white
latinos are not white
> hottest women in the world
kek
>>129717173
when do you accept islam though?
>>129723346
Some more BOPE worship
> Cleaning the slums of Brazil
>>129721920
>Snopes
>>129723691
>>129723873
>>Snopes
totally legit source of information i promise
>>129724171
>>129717173
All Brazil was good for was the bananas and now the only ones you find are under the skirts of tanned 7ft Muay Thai fighters. Tally ho fellow land lubbers beware the fabled Brazilian mans pussy.
>>129717173
>>invented the airplane
kek
>>surpassed UK's economy for 3 years straight
who cares
>>76% white (whiter than Germany, Paris and London)
my sides
>>larger than all of Europe
Rather be in tiny Luxembourg
>>hottest women in the world
True
>>hottest traps in the world if you are into that
Not into that
>>second greatest literature
Most ridiculous statement I've seen in /pol/ in quite a while
>>best meat in the world and exports powerhouse
Kek. Look at my flag, bitch.
>>best soy in the world
Couldn't care less
>>best food in the world
Like it but no
>>best football in the world
Not anymore
>>best martial arts fighters in the world
Who cares
>>already have arab president so pretty much a first world country
LOL'd
>Brazil is a great country.
In a sense, yes.
>>b-but muh 85 IQ monkey crime country
>Nothing happens to you unless you are a fat american dumbass carrying 3000 dollars in chinese hardware. You're safer in Brazil than anywhere in the world as long as you avoid beaches, tourist sights, city centers, local markets, traffic jams, crowded streets, favelas, specific murder districts such as the Triangle of Death (pretty much the PVP zones of the cities), parties funk, rolês, the Northeast region, Carnaval and tranny-oriented service streets (trannies will overpower you and steal your wallet).
That's pretty much the whole country.
Seriously, I love Brazil. Spend as much time as I can there.
>>129724171
Dom Pedro was a freemason piece of shit. He destroyed Brazil on purpose.
>>129718918
I was actually fooled for a moment. I will never be clean again, /pol/.
>>129717173
Southern Brazil is much different northern Brazil. The south is majority White.
Northern Brazil is a dangerous mixed race hell hole.
>>129721871
>Brazil is the nation most raped in history
I strongly suspect this is true; but perhaps not quite in the sense you imagine.
>>129719377
http://i.imgur.com/hATEmon.jpg
>>129723980
What
>>129723980
shut up bitch boi.
You faggots are still white bootlickers, being better christians than the whites themselves and speaking spanish instead of your own real languages. You've taken their language and their religion and got nothing in return.
Goddamn cucked.
Hey, who was the arab president?
>>129719803
STFU AND BTFO!! THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS SOONER, BUT SETTING EVERY PIECE OF SHIT THERE ON FIRE IN THE PROCESS, so we wouldnt have to deal with that kind of trash now.
>>129723250
At least he can write
Brazil has a lot of "problems"
>>129725907
>25907▶
>Hey, who was the arab president?
Temer is lebanese. His grandfather was a muslim imam.
But he's orthodox christian, which is muslim-tier.
>>129725907
see:>>129721322
>>129718918
how do you identify this as man without prior knowledge?
>>129725926
No, this is wrong.
You really want the state kidnapping people?
>>129723980
UK is really fucked up.
>>129726253
You don't.
Traps have become an integral part of brazilian society.
Soccer players often discover their women are men only after they have sex.
This is Ronald Fenômeno's story.
He hired two beautiful traps, took their clothes off and only found out they were men once their penises showed to be larger than his.
>>129726093
You are a lier, nigger.
>>129719803
Fuck you nigger
Those useless thrash were shitting up the entire city with their bullshit
They're not even people at this point
The fucking degenerates turned the entire area into a no-go zone for the last few decades
Keep your bullshit leftard college faggot ideals shoved up your professor's asshole where they belong.
If you're not willing to let a fuckload of crackheads live in front of your house then you shouldn't even be allowed to protest against the scum of the earth being removed
Doria should be putting them to death instead of just wasting money on useless treatments
>>129726468
haha
The funniest thing is that it is true.
>>129726510
I am a white arab lebanese myself.
I know what I am talking about.
We come from the same village but my ancestors were all muslims. Today I'm a macumbeiro.
>>129726673
They are people too and deserve the right to move.
I hope the government decides that you are a retard someday and they kidnap you into their facilities where people are raped, left to hunger and disease.
Nobody recovers from crack.
>>129726093
Current Religion:
>>129717173
> You're safer in Brazil than anywhere in the world as long as you avoid beaches, tourist sights, city centers, local markets, traffic jams, crowded streets, favelas, specific murder districts such as the Triangle of Death (pretty much the PVP zones of the cities), parties funk, rolês, the Northeast region, Carnaval and tranny-oriented service streets (trannies will overpower you and steal your wallet).
Brazil is not a shithole you just have to be careful everywhere you go kek.
Also Portugese is disgusting
>>129717173
>hottest women in the world
Your women look like shaved roided monkeys
>>129719803
Fuck off you gigantic faggot. You've clearly never been assaulted by those crackheads.
Where do you think they get their money to maintain their worthless lifestyle?
>>129726753
>macumbeiro
Nice bait, faggot. Go back to the mar de mijo. That's where you belong.
>
Nothing happens to you unless you are a fat american dumbass carrying 3000 dollars in chinese hardware. You're safer in Brazil than anywhere in the world as long as you avoid beaches, tourist sights, city centers, local markets, traffic jams, crowded streets, favelas, specific murder districts such as the Triangle of Death (pretty much the PVP zones of the cities), parties funk, rolês, the Northeast region, Carnaval and tranny-oriented service streets (trannies will overpower you and steal your wallet).
So like...as long as I avoid Brazil is what you're really saying
>>129720754
90% positive. They do all the dirty work to cleanse the cities from the scum.
>>129726901
They're retards that CHOSE to get high on crack and did that to themselves
Most of those who have gone through some sort of treatment go back to using crack after a few weeks.
Like you said, nobody recovers from crack.
They'll always be the useless human thrash that make the city unsafe and ugly
They should be either executed so they can finally rest or taken away so they can be kept safe from themselves
Letting them die on a gutter is literally the worst possible option for everyone
>>129717357
Seconded
Based Brazil
Been twice. Got robbed both times, came home with an STD both times.
>>129717173
IT WAS ALL A BIG MISTAKE!
>76% white
Top kek
>best food in the world
Outside of churassceria and fried bananas your food is absolute shit. Best food is Mexican all day, followed by Greek and Thai
>women are hottest
Highest rate of aids outside of Africa, enter at your own peril Boys
>>129729909
>Best food is Mexican all day
Hola, como estás?
>>129717173
7-1 Germany
>>129723372
That cannot be real.
>>129730147
Bien y usted? Try learning more than one language faggot. I speak English Spanish Serbian and Swedish
>In b4 American Education
>>129730814
>Mexican food best in the world
Of course you are a chicano
>Serbian and Swedish
y?
>>129717173
fuck off subhuman nigger
>>129729057
>Been twice. Got robbed both times, came home with an STD both times.
but the plural of anecdote is still not data. you have run into pure coincidences both times.
>>129717173
>Nothing happens to you unless you are a fat american dumbass carrying 3000 dollars in chinese hardware.
I was in your country for three months. So many tourists that I had met got robbed, sometimes for just a couple of reais. Don't lie monkeyboy. The rich go by helicopter to avoid the poor.
>>129721919
lol what the fuck hahahahah
>>129717173
So how the fuck do i fuck a legal prostitute if i have to avoid those areas?
Do i stay only in the tourist areas? Are there even prostitutes there?
A question to Brasileiros: What are some good Brasilian degeneracy sharing facebook groups?
>>129717173
>invented the airplane
no
>surpassed UK's economy for 3 years straight
haha fuck england
>hottest women in the world
u all look like monkeys
>hottest traps in the world if you are into that
sodomite
>best soy in the world
wtf?
foods good ill give u that
>>129717173
>>hottest traps in the world if you are into that
my sides
>>129734781
It's the truth.
>>129717173
>76% """white"""
lmao are undeveloped """countries""" really this delusional?
>>129719234
what the hell is your flag?
>>129717173
>you're safe if you avoid 75% of the country
>favela niggers
>white
All you got going for you is hot women.