I HAVE THE OPPURTUNITY TO SEE HIM TODAY

You know what to do. You get one chance.

>>129714333
there's a whole bunch of asian people gathered outside the hospital where he's getting treatment
>>129714468
i'm not going to kill him

Ask him what to do about islam, make him fuel the hatred

>>129714584
Pussy

>>129714333
Yell Tibet is Chinese.

gunga galunga

>>129714638
>Ask him what to do about islam

This is legitimately good idea.

>>129714584
kill him

i saw him live and couldn't understand a single word

>>129714801
This

>>129714333
Grab his dingaling and whisper in his ear that he's the only one for you

>>129714646
Wouldn't that be violating the nap?

>>129714638
>>129714801
>>129714860
I don't know if I'll be able to talk to him directly when he gets here but he usually walks around the city after he's done with his check up

>>129714468
/thread

>>129714584
What? No, not kill him, lick his forehead and take his power.

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>>129714730
Yell Serbia is Albania

>>129714333
Ask him the black race are recipients of collective bad Karma.

>>129715008
Make sure to frame it in such a way that it doesn't sound 'islamaphobic'

eg.
> There are many different religions in the world, and some couse more harm then others. What do you think people should do when they want to stand up against religious orthodoxy in a constructive way

>>129715497
Go back to albania.

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Dalai Lama is woke.

He's a traditionalist nationalist theocrat patriarch after all.

>>129715775
You mean Serbia

>>129715650
oh. i didn't realize that i had to phase to be that way. I was thinking more of
"what are your thoughts of the rising amount of terror attacks occurring in european countries?

>>129714333
ask him what he thinks about white people becoming a minority in usa

>>129716031
Nice flag, nerd.

>>129715976
wow dalai lama holds my exact position on immigration
and on governance and polititcs also

>>129714333
Ask him
>What did the Dalailama say to the pizza restaurant?
>Make me one with everything

>>129715976
Unexpected

A S S A N I N A T I O N

>>129714333
You listen, see what you can learn.
Don't believe it all. But see what knowledge you can use to make your life, country, and everything else better.

Be McPositive, and get a good night sleep.

>>129714333
ask him about the you know whos

>>129716392
fuck off roach. learn to spell

>>129716461
You know whos?
does he kno the joos?

I'm not saying you'll need some sleep, but you might need some sleep.

>>129714333

Ask him if what Bill Murray's character said in Caddyshack was true.

Fuck the Daily Alpaca

>>129715650
>Make sure to frame it in such a way that it doesn't sound 'islamaphobic'

the Dalai Lama is actually fairly red pilled (this is the same guy who says he'd stop believing in reincarnation if science proved it was impossible and that shooting people in self-defense is OK), you don't have to be a prancing little faggot around him and worry about hurting his fee-fees. Just ask him the question, he'll give you an answer.

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>>129716233
>>129716383
he's seen this shit before

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>>129714333
He is just that Muslim chick for buddhism. There are far more important Buddhist than him. They are all like spokesperson and what not.

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>>129714333
Ask him, based on his experience with the Chinese in Tibet, how the 3rd world population replacement in the West isn't genocide against white Europeans.

Or just ask him if he considers himself a regular type dude with a big ass dick.

Call him a piece of shit and fraud, because he is
He's had decades to warn everyone about Islam and instead he bitched about muh Tibet instead

>>129714333
>>129714584
Tell him how happy you are to see him, and tell him not to sell out to the Jews. You might get an interesting response.

>>129715976
He's also a faggot who ignored to tell the west about Islam for 40 years despite knowing they were going to come for us
Also, fuck bringing flags back, having nation flags made our culture that much more interesting and complex

Touch him on the left shoulder and tell him "he knows its gonna be ok"

>>129717378
How can humans even comète?

>>129715976
wtf i love the dalai lama now

>>129717378
COONED.com

>>129718017
does the dalai lama even speak about jews?

>>129714333
Go receive the Kalachakra Tantra from him. It's the most Aryan and anti-Muslim Tantra ever.

https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Kalachakra_Tantra

Can't ride the Tiger without Tantra.

>>129715976
I love that liberals don't know shit about him. He is about as conservative as it is possible for a buddhist to be.

>>129718654
kek, I don't know lad

>>129714333
Whisper in his ear:
>Tibet is rightful China clay. Habeeb it.

>>129717344
>There are far more important Buddhist than him.

Such as?

>>129719711
That dude. You know, the one with the robe and the thing. That guy.

>>129719711
This guy is just famous. I think there is a 10 yr old kid that is ranked higher. My father made me watch all this documentary about how they find high level monks.

>>129720956
>I think there is a 10 yr old kid that is ranked higher. My father made me watch all this documentary about how they find high level monks.

So you can't name even one person?

The real utility of the Dalai Lama is not his "rank" in the "buddhist hierarchy", it's that he goes around the world talking about things from a buddhist perspective. Nobody gives a shit if some ten year old in a monastery is "ranked higher", he's not the one flying around the world and giving his two cents.

>>129714333
Ask him if he likes the new flag system

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>>129720796
This one ?

>>129721247
>So you can't name even one person?

maybe that's the point? the higher level of monk has the least amount of ego and will not disclose his name so as to not appear self absorbed or even tempted by the trappings of wealth or fame.

>>129721740
>maybe that's the point?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>129720956
this guy?
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/meet-minnesota-9-year-old-destined-buddhist-spiritual-leader/

Suicide bomb

>>129714333
Ask him to make you a sandwich - one with everything

>>129721247
It's only because he is famous. Nobody is going to pay a shit ton of money to have other monks come and talk to them. It's because the Tibetan community has a fucking hard-on for this guy because he got kicked out of China.

>>129721942
what is the point ,he will just respawn next month

>>129721882
Idk. I saw a documentary where they find the reincarnated version of the guy that just died. They burn a bunch of stuff on a dome shaped furnace and it points towards the reincarnated version.

Rub his head

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>>129721866
>What the fuck is wrong with you?

no, anon. the question "what the fuck is wrong with everything?" is the first step on the path to enlightenment. now look within yourself and you'll find the answer.

it's (((them)))

>>129714333
I bet you cannot t top this great Aussie bantz
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIrI80og8c

>>129714983

He's a marxist

>>129714333
Show him your dick

>>129714333
Get a picture of him looking angry.

>>129716377
Impossible

>>129714333
fart in his face

>>129724530
no, suck his dick

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>>129714333
Ask him about his opinion on Tibetan serfdom