how do i get a job?

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How do I get jewish gf?

>>129689705
this too

>>129689705

have lots of money. You will automatically become a pussy magnet

ask your friends/family if they know of any jobs.

>>129689705
Move to israel, there are plenty jewish woman over there
you just have to deal with mudslimes as a white men duty

>>129689651
Leave Spain and pray for an economic crisis that will write off the debt of your cuntry

Nepotism. Your network is of a way higher importance than your degree.

>>129689651

Make connections fag
>AKA Join a political party

>>129689924
where? my english is really shit and i dont want to learn another language

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>>129689651
Apply for one, ask family/friends if they know anybody who's hiring.

>>129689651
>learn german
>infinite work in call centers
it's a shit job, but it pays decently for just sitting on your ass talking on the phone all day.

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>>129689924
>good old times

>>129690095
>learn german
no

>>129690078
with 20% of unemployment low tier jobs are very demanded you need high qualifications to get shit tier jobs

>>129690025
Not as bad as you think it is. You can read and post in English so that is better than any average Manuel, I've been to plenty of coffee shops were the servers had terrible english however you don't need to be fluent to get a job here in the UK (sadly).

>>129689651
be proud of being NEET
wage cuck life isn't life

>>129690156
Then grow a beard and move to Germany pretending you are refugee

>>129690216
>Germany
i lived there when i was a kid and it was terrible

>>129690156
>won't apply effort and sacrifice time towards learning a new skill
>wonders why he's still unemployed and living with his parents

faggot

>>129690299
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Tourism is Spain's most valuable asset right? So try there. I'm sure there's plenty of work in the tourism business and you don't necessarily have to be a waiter or something...

Or join the army. Security is a big issue all over western Europe nowadays

Tourism and terrorism. Those are probably your best bets

>>129690268

How so? It's heaven in comparison to Spain.

>>129690449
not really
Spain was comfy af before Osterweiterung killed their economy

>>129690197
what about Ireland?

>>129690390
Temporary, shit pay, long shifts and low-skilled, so excessive in demand proportionally

Tourism-related jobs are a trap here

Why get a job when you can collect canadian neetbux from """injuring""" yourself while you are a temporary foreign worker

Provide something of value
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>>129689651
Aplica para masturbador de toros estoy seguro que España hay trabajos para eso y por toro no me refiero al ganado.

>>129690449
By which metric? Germans are stuck up faggots and have horrible free speech laws. Alcohol is cheaper here. Women are prettier here. No is autistic here. We don't have much migration and refugees compared to Germany. Unemployment rates blow but if you aren't an idiot and are willing to dedicate time to learning something useful then Spain is beyond perfect compared to Refugeemany.

>>129690299
this.

>>129689924

Anon, how do I find a job in UK?

My english is decent but the only studies I have is a 95% completed degree in computer science.

Halp.

>>129690514

Spain is comfy and beautiful, but job-wise, it's always been shit. Their unemployment hovered around 20% in the 80s already, and they're unable to reform anything.

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>>129689924

>>129690866

Stay mad cucktalan

It's impossible. Spain is a retarded shithole where it's impossible to even keep someone on the phone to ask about a job

>>129690568
Your freemarket shit doesn't work here in Europe, even less in Mediterranean regions.

Working hard here is a chained ball on your ankle. You'll get unpaid extra work, get exploited by your lazy superiors and collegues and if you do succeed, taxed to ruin

>>129690834
>Spain is comfy and beautiful
dont come here,
> Their unemployment hovered around 20% in the 80s already
yes when we joined in Europe Union

The Commies are taken power !!

>>129690748
>Unemployment rates blow but if you aren't an idiot

Apparently, half of the Spanish youth are idiots, since they're unemployed or in temp work shit.

>>129690834
Because life is easier here than in northern regions and we have along forged tradition of slacking of and leeching off the state.

>>129689651
Spain got a lot of monarchy buildings, so i guess you options are tourism or restoration. Of course tourism was bought up by British, so your option is restoring buildings for British tourist industry.

>>129689651
> in Spain
You don't

>>129690834
Job-wise it did ok before the UK pressured everyone else into accepting third world countries from Central Europe into the EU. And later chimped out and left complaining about too many of them migrating.

Spaniards used to do Western European jobs for 2/3 Western salary. Now Poles do these jobs for 1/5 Western salary

Someone from Tenerife/Canary Islands?

>>129691054
And Ukrainians will do for 1/10 of Western salary in Poland itself and become the new Polish migrants to Germany.

>>129689651

Create your own fucking job.

>>129691054

What, the UK was the driving force behind Ost-Erweiterung? TOPLEL

Nah, as I said, their unemployment already reached 15-20% in the 80s, when the Soviet Union still existed.

>>129689651
haz una oposicion, y no volveras a tener que aguantar a los imbeciles de las entrevistas en tu vida

>>129690078
I thought we were sure that was Poseidon. A photo does not do justice though. When I saw it at the museum, it was the first time in my life that my jaws literally dropped.

>>129691238
Yes, you didn't know? Germany and France were reluctant af because anyone with 2 braincells could see how fusion of widely different in wealth countries will end up badly.

15%vs 40%

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>>129690866
Keep on dreaming, little boy.

>>129690596
fuera bromas, muchos veterinarios tienen que masturbar toros para inseminar vacas, asi que si, ese trabajo existe

>>129690299
there's nothing wrong with loving and living with parents

>>129691292
It's one of oldest ones found and they aren't sure because Romans/Greek sometimes build gods vice-versa between each other.

>>129691003
Half of the spanish youth are inexperienced, unskilled and with low-level studies.
Those jobs were easy to get back in the 00's, so youngsters didn't study more than highscool to land a 1000€/month job, but once the crisis came it blew most of those jobs away.

Once unskilled workers were massively fired -
especially in the construction sector -unemployement went up and the offer for those kinds of jobs dropped hard.

So now you have thousands of 27yo ex-construction peons, with no job experience for the last 10+ years and a half of them hold a highscool degree searching for one of the few hundreds of job offers available

>>129691238
>>129691361
The wanted it to reduce Germany's role in the EU btw

>>129690567
hey gibraltar i wonder, if wwe would be economically better than england would you join us?

>>129691280
Como si fuera tan fácil conseguir un puesto de funcionario. 80 plazas y se presentan miles de personas.

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>>129690866
>keep dreaming faggot

>>129691489
quien ha dicho que sea facil
si te van a dar por el culo igualmente, mejor te dan durante un par de a;os estudiando, y luego te olvidas

>>129691489
Yo estoy en ello, dos años de encerrarse a prepararla y te la sacas con la punta. Si eres un NEET te vale la pena la vdd.

>>129691361

And now they're leaving the EU over their own decision ... Retard of the decade award.

It's at 18%. Also, everyone in the West took a hit from Eastern Europe and China, but we're still faring much better.

>>129691588
>>129691558
>>129691489
english?

>>129691218
luckily ukrain is in a civil war and none want to bring their business there

>>129691620
uhm, BTFO!??!?

>>129691489
(cont)
tu crees que alguien quiere que la gente piense que las oposiciones son faciles? si fuera asi, se presentaria mas gente
es mejor hacer creer a todo el mundo que son imposibles
y asi luego ves procesos con 80 plazas, donde 30 quedan desiertas porque nadie ha pasado el examen

que opositar es un horror, pero a los 4-5 a;os te estas riendo de todo

As a member of one of your former colonies, I'd be more than happy to take some of your women in and give them food and lodging. In return all I ask for is they become my sex slaves. Fair trade, no?

>>129691416

I got you, the real estate craze did massive damage. But the underlying structural problem is that your productivity isn't really higher than that of Eastern Europe, while your labor costs are.

>>129690563
You can be a manager at a hotel

>>129691610
Europe Union is a big mistake for our nation, but it will fall like every empire

>>129690025
>where? my english is really shit and i dont want to learn another language

Go to London
Get a job as a Barista or similar (low paid, but a start)
Improve English
Finish IT degree at one of the London Universities
Get entry level job in IT Support
Climb ladder
Earn decent money after a while in excess of any Spanish job

>>129691610
that's the cleaned up stats (the ones where they only include you if you were an active job seeker in the past 3 months NOT in any sort of education and training)

>>129691379
this catalonia was never a nation but they are rewriting history for its own interest

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>engineering undergrad
>apply for dozens of internships that require no experience, just knowledge of CAD tools and minimum C1 english level which I have
>declined every single one
reeeee

>>129691734
thank you Nigel...UK is our first migration destiny (sry for spanish cheap waiters there),

tt.i am studying programming languages

>>129691745

The situation truly is dire, but no way that 40% are unemployed. They'd have violence already -- but, in fact, Spain is still a relatively peaceful and happy country.

>>129690550
You can come here. We have good opportunities in the pharmaceutical sector especially

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>>129691675
well i see a fair deal knowing that was exactly what we did 300 years ago

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>>129689705
Shit jewfu desu senpai. Claimed.

>>129691003
Yes they are.

>>129691880
yep the main point in spain is that even having that high rates of unemployment the family helps each other a lot, in all mediterranean countries the bonds with th family seems to be very strong so if one is having any kind of problem is more likely he is going to be supported by its own family, making a situation that otherwise would be terrible

>>129691675
it's only semi funny for literal Arabs or Blacks to pull this kind of joke, nobody cares for island Islamist chinks.

>>129691402
I agree. I was just being a dick because this faggot is incapable of sacrificing time towards bettering himself.

Btw, and please be truthful, are you a real nip or a Kevin?

>>129691777
Truly we are the lost tribe

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