WTF?
Is this the new RAHOWA?
>Colt J. Caruso from Delaware County(New York) was arrested yesterday accused of ejaculating on his Jewish boss's coffee for 4 years
>"I'm givin that old Hebro the master race seed", and "jizz ain't free you big nosed Bronx Indian" bragged with his friends and other coworkers.
Based son of a bitch
>Bronx Indian
Kek
My ID says jew
/pol/ strikes again, better watch out normies.
That's some dedication to jerking off.
>>129661644
>implying his boss hasn't know from the beginning.
>>129661644
>No link
OP is a faggot
>>129661644
even if you did that why would you admit it to the cops?
>>129661644
impressive. very nice.
Now this guy played the long game. Much respect to this man among men
>>129661644
topkek
>>129662560
came here to post this.
>Hebro
>Bronx Indian
Top fucking kek
The jew was getting free creamer, why wouldn't he like it?
>>129661644
what I find funny is the guy looks like a Jew, or is that just me.
>>129661644
Obviously a false flag but still fucking KEK
We have to admire force of his conviction.
>>129661644
Jews were made to swallow master race seed.
>>129661644
And this is why I only hire female goyim interns
>>129662560
its free cum, he was getting paid
>>129661644
Does cum dissolve in hot liquid?
I find it hard to believe that you wouldn't notice jizz in your coffee.
LOOOL
>>129663287
>extra cream
sorry boss
>>129661644
OV VEY, ITS ANUDDAH SHOAH
Boss man must be fucking ripped. All them protons and shit.
>>129661644
I can't fathom how you never would have questioned it. Cum stinks and it's slimy. How do you never realize?
>>129661644
wow, that is some /b/ tier shit right there
>>129661644
no source fake news
>>129663287
Yeah I'm not quite sure how he didn't notice
Maybe he would just drop a tiny droplet and put tons of sugar and cream
I don't know how jizz tastes but surely there must be something awfully odd with the taste (and fluidity) of a coffee cup with a cumshot in it
politics, btw
>>129661644
>REEE why does nobody hire white men anymore
This is why. You're worse than useless
>>129663535
Tastes just a little salty. You wouldnt notice a little bit
>>129661644
Loool.
Kudos
Dare i say he is our guy, looool
>>129663793
Leftypol fuck off
>>129663584
Keep swallowing down that cum, kike.
>>129661644
That's a cheeky motherfucker
>>129663496
not 4yrs anon, even they couldnt be that dedicated.
>>129661644
you'll pay for this goy
>>129661644
>big nosed Bronx Indian
What did he mean by this.
>>129661644
>implying the disgusting Jew didn't ask for that added to his coffee
also there probably isn't any proof it ever happened.
>>129661644
>everyday for 4 years
I think they mean 6 million years.
>>129661644
Any reason why the guy in said pic looks like a jew himself?
>cucked
>>129664196
>4YRS
>6 million goy sperm
>>129663107
They will do it since it is for FREE.
>>129663708
if you have a bad diet and drink a lot your cum starts to smell bad like chlorine, I would definitely notice my own jizz in a cup of coffee.
>>129661644
Colt "Coffee with your creamer" Caruso
Colt "The best part of waking up is 'Caruso' in your cup" Caruso
>>129661644
I swam in the ocean the past three days and found out today they pulled in a gook who;d fallen in the ocean six days ago and had been floating around feeding the fish within ten miles of where i swam.
I accidentally swallowed a little water a few times.. now that dead gook is in muh belly?
>>129663916
Dont you have a muslim to prep?
>>129661644
Why would a jew complain, he got the cream for free.
I don't drink coffee at work since we've hired this old gay degenerate. He stinks of vodka and oil every day and I don't trust him around food items. Especially because he knows I hate him for his life style.
I knew these degenerates would do some gay shit like this. I am feeling good about my choice.
>>129662560
Free protein
the euros pay top shekels for americum rations and still regularly demand marshall aid be paid in full american sperm
No source. Bogus story
>>129663584
EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR FOUR YEARS, KIKESCUM
BASED
>>129661644
holy fucking kek thats the best laugh Ive had in months
>>129661644
well obviously she should pay him.
>>129662826
Fuck off
>>129661644
that goy makes the coffee. kek
Extra creamy
>>129662560
the Kike loved every drop of creamer
>>129662560
I remember in the news a few years back in my city, some dude was giving away free yogurt samples at a store, and some had semen in them. He gave one of the semen ones to some chick, and she tasted it, and questioned why it tasted like semen. fucking whore.
http://archive.is/kEMjO < article
like how do you even react once youve learned that ? you literally cant recover from this
forever btfo
>>129661644
how was he able to jack off every day that early in the morning and not be noticed?
>>129661644
My god, can you image the total amount of jizz the dude's boss drank? Must have been at least a quart.
>>129661644
>The best part of wanking off...
>>129661644
It would serve him right if he charges him interest for services rendered
what a legend
>>129662826
I came too
>>129666143
Imagine finding out one day you have secretly been gay for years.
>>129661644
Whites at it again
im jaleous
i never get any jizz in my drinks
>>129661644
He probably found out only when he STOPPED jizzing in his coffee
"hey goiim this new coffee is terrible, where's the old stuff"
>>129666909
>"hey goiim this new coffee is terrible, where's the old stuff"
my side
>>129661644
>Every day for 4 years
That's dedication right there. The chaffing must have been brutal.
>>129661644
>jack off daily for 4 years
>look like that guy
Nofap just gained credibility
how did he get caught?
>>129661644
How is this Jew the only white collar guy to miss that horrible Keurig craze?
Lmao
if the average sperm count per millimeter is 85 million
and the average volume per ejaculation is 3 mL,
the sperm count per ejaculation is 255 million,
there is 1356 days in 4 years not including Saturdays or Sundays
that means that he wasted 345.78 BILLION sperm this one fuckers coffee
thats some damn dedication
>>129666909
Lol this thread has made my night
>>129663107
why does she have hairy legs?
holy shit lmao
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-accused-of-ejaculating-in-his-boss-coffee-everyday-for-4-years/
Lollllllll
>>129661644
Everyday?
Jesus that's dedication
>>129661644
Give this Fapman a medal!
>>129667937
nvm it's satire damnit
>>129667937
That's the way to do it. If you are gonna dedicate yourself to something like this go for the record. There will be a banner in that guys high school gym rafters by the time he goes to trial.
So Kevin Love jizzed on Dan Gilberts coffee?
>>129664808
das rite. 123 kid aint no squid
>>129661644
No matter what they do to him now he's still won
>>129661644
>Colt J. Caruso from Delaware County(New York)
>Colt Caruso
New York/Jersy/Philadelphia Italians
maybe low tier whites but they are all right.
also "Colt" lol
A room mate of mine, female. I jerked off in her body wash. Also my friend's mom, during sleep overs I would sneak into her bedroom if she was out of town and jerk off all over her panties. There may have been other instances. So basically I committed sexual assault? Just checking.
>>129662675
>>No link
>OP is a faggot
I'm not finding any source either. Maybe AYYLMAOistan's way of trying to smear Northeastern SHI-talians
>>129661644
That kike had no problem with his special cream for that long!? Hahaha KEKKK
>>129667739
>I've never seen a naked girl up close before, wtf is peach fuzz anyway?!
>>129662560
it's like a million blood libels in every cup
L M A O
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>>129663584
all I hear is glug glug glug
>>129669585
>peach fuzz
If you're doing a photoshoot, shave your sasquatch legs fucking hippy
its fake news. an aryan would be too scared of a jews superiority over him to do this.
>>129669585
>“He almost looked proud when he told her: ‘I’ve been eating your shit for four years, but all this time, you’ve been drinking my cum!’ He then smiled and explained everything.”
Yup, definitely a /pol/lock
>>129670187
>Some other employees, however, have suggested that Ms. Moore was often “aggressive, dominating and verbally abusive” with the accused and he may have acted as some sort of “self-defense”.
Can't make this shit up. Liberals are top kek.
>She was verbally abusive, so he skeeted in her coffee in self defense officer!
My fucking sides
>>129663708
Yea the bitter taste of the coffee would cover it up
T. Jizzing in people's coffee expert
>>129664616
Don't you have some coffee to drink
>>129666869
Flag checks out
>>129662425
I pity the jew
>>129663708
>leaf
>>129661644
/ourguy/ confirmed
>>129662985
Caruso...probably Italian, one of the other big-nosed races.
>>129662547
I can only get off to the downfall of jews and other degenerates now...
TWO SCOOPS
>>129661644
5 days a week, 48 weeks a year. = 240 times
240 times over 4 years = 960
Average amount of cum per ejaculate = 3.7ml
960 times 960 = 3552mls
KEK. 3.5 litres of cum
>>129663584
The Jew was just putting him to the wrong use, obviously. Should've been having him prep his wife every day for four years.
>>129671037
>americans
>days off
>>129661644
>Brown eyes
Homie ain't white, he looks semitic. Fuck off Paco.
>>129663446
>not aware that coating the wad in sugar congeals it and allows for dissolution in +103 degree F liquid
Haven't you ever spiked an enemies coffee/tea anon?
>>129661644
This is one of those classic stories that never happened
>>129671255
>Homie
You know how I know you're a nigger?
>>129661644
Jonah Hill apparently does this to his costars on set. Rumor is he has aids too, from being pozzed in gym locker rooms and tea rooms. Stay away from Jonah Hill!
>>129666233
>>The best part of wanking off...
IS JIZZING INTO A ZIONIST'S CUP
>>129667739
What kind of a faggot is looking at her LEGS?
SHARE THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQUhJTxK5mA&t=13s
>>129661644
Fucking kek
>>129670160
That ain't no peach fuzz motherfucker.
>>129663584
Stay mad
Playing the long con.
>>129663584
so... I heard you like your coffee with cream
>>129672103
the fuck wants gif of normie beating up pepe? switch faggot
>>129667569
MUH 300 BILLION
>>129663287
Pro tip: Jerk into the grounds in the filter, then brew.
The guy is clearly a jew himself so it doesn't surprise me
>>129663287
>>129663535
it's fake news
i'd imagine that it might even coagulate because of the heat
when some guy did it with a yoghurt grocery store food sample he got caught immediately and got 2 years in prison
The coffee brand?
>Cafe Bustelo
>BUSTelo
>implying OP is real
you retards believe everything you see online
God dammit, why is my porn becoming a reality
Stop it
Pretty disgusting tbqh
>>129661644
truly a man fighting the good fight
HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHA BASED JEWS AHAHHAHAHHHHHA HAAHHAHAHAHA BASED JEWS HAHH
>>129662560
>jews
>refusing something free
>>129663535
HEAVY
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http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-accused-of-ejaculating-in-his-boss-coffee-everyday-for-4-years/
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I see your six million and I raise you a trillion of my seed.