/CPD/ CHICAGO SCANNER - It's gonna be a hot one edition

Check heyjackass. Yesterday broke the record.

Clueless Belgian here:

What do you guys think about Chicago PD series?

Huebert reporting in, any unusual coonery in place?

>>129646073
What happened yesterday? I was here until 1 AM chicago time and didn't hear anything too niggery. Did Male Black get more active after that?

>>129647407
nevermind, just checked. lots of shootings compared to saturday

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>>129647561
>all the shootings happened after I went to bed

FUGG

Good evening, Roberts. How's everyone tonight?

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>tfw can hardly understand what sassy dispatch is saying

REMEMBER:

ONE BUMP = ONE APPREHENDED MALE BLACK

http://www.cwbchicago.com/2017/06/uptown-13-year-old-girl-killedstabbed.html

>be male black
>be on parole for aggravated domestic violence
>blugeon and stab a 12 year old girl to death
>have blood on your shirt
>your mom's neighbors yell at her to let you into the apartment because you is a good boy who dindu nuffin

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>>129648769
god almighty

>>129648769
jesus christ
he will be killed in prison, right? even other niggers hate nigs who kill children

Bump for justice

>>129649171
Do they

>>129650035
>1 post by this ID

Good evening, Robert

Did I just say a "black white hispanic"?

>>129650353
did they*

sorry, long day

>>129650108
evenin'
hows things?

Good morning!

Why are these threads allowed? They have nothing to do with politics.

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>>129650478
>talking about crime has nothing to do with politics

If this thread isn't for you, Robert, please find another one.

>>129650478
looks like we got an Adam over here.

>>129645359
daytime /pol/ is so shit i actually have the time to check into nigs at nite

>>129650826
>nigs at night

Nice one, Robert.

>>129650478
t. chicago male black

They should remove /int/ and make /cpd/

>>129651610
I agree with that entirely, /int/ is garbage

Vehicle death report.

That sucks.

>>129650478
go back to your "shill" threads

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>>129650478

>Chicken taco truck
Nani?

>>129653019
a truck that dispenses chicken tacos

>>129653019
got to appeal to the local market, which explains why the truck owner has a gun, and is proly chasing the caller for a good reason

>>129653143
Posted a bad review on Yelp?

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>>129653239

>>129653464
Thanks Death Harry Dirty Wish

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>>129653239

>>129653524
I'm glad someone caught that

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>>129645359

Have a bump, Roberts.

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Evening, Roberts.

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>>129653789
10-4 robert

>>129653711
Glad you 'ad a giggle
better laugh at the chaos, because it sure laughs at you.

CODE 2131 ROBERT

COME BACK

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>>129653789
Welcome Robert!

>>129653735
Thanks Robert!

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>>129650478
G'evening Roberts. Keys checked.

>caller says someone may be trying to break into the bank

>Anonymous said...Who's going to submit a design for the new squad cars? I'm thinking rainbow flag down one side, black lives matter flag down the other side, Mexican flag on the trunk, and "We Black People" on the hood.

kek

>>129655264

Where was this?

>>129655264
Literally who are you quoting?

>52 year old male stabbed in the abdomen

>>129650478
~oooooooh
every party needs a pooper, that's why we invited you!~

Someone can't work out what's @ Elizabeth to the point /ourgirl/ wants someone else on the line.

>>129655715
I've noticed that the other two shifts are filled with women and officers with his-panic accents. most of the first two shifts seem to have a hard time communicating orally. Roberts are almost all male and really don't have the same problems.

WATCH YOUR KEYS

Balisong incoming.

>body removal request approved
>75 min or it's free

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>>129655376
>>129655433

Second City Cop blog site (there is a link on heyjackass)

blog post title: "No Personals" per 1290
SUNDAY, JUNE 11, 2017

tried posting the link but the POS thinks it is spam.

It is in the comments section.

>>129656110
ooh
exotic choice
its the thai food of knives.

>>129656194
OMG HAX

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>>129656194

Are you working dispatch somewhere right now?

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>>129647144
Last quality thread on /pol/.

>>129649171
You allow Male Black too much humanity.

>>129656785
negative, just a /comfy/ cpd listener.

>>129650478

shut up you literal nigger

>>129650478
Can I get a Robert to check out shitposting, Male Black, this thread?

>>129657352
The way this Cleveland game is going. that scanner may be matching /cpd/ tonight. The fucking town will riot when this game is over

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>>129657352
>>129657513
That was triggered by me reading black male

>>129657513

I don't remember a riot when they won last year, maybe heightened chimping but nothing too crazy.

>>129657918

Warriors are showing the Cavs what-for.

>>129657918
They're down 3-1 in the series and currently losing though.

>>129657918
They are about to lose the way it's looking tonight. It will be over then.

>warm weather
>muh'the land'pride

>6 year old son
>possible overdose
>acting violent

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>>129658638
why do they do this?

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Roberts out on the beach this afternoon for no reason this afternoon

>>129658794
Does Robert usually get a beach beat? I can't imagine that getting too exciting

>>129658888
I have no idea what a beach beat is but they were talking about taking out the segways the other day. Also praise KEK.

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SEVENTEEN MINUTES

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>>129658888
Checked for RobertQuads shhhheeeeeeiiiiiittttt

One of the Texas Legion of Roberts checking my keys, 940 division

>>129658794
>going to beach in Chicago

I'd rather not.

Southside fem checking in

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>>129659104
It's a term for the system they used before radio was a thing.

interesting read:
>http://archive.is/iOTSC

>>129659474

>fembert

H-hi, m-my name's R-robert

>>129658794
wonder if they were looking for a quiet-ish place to have lunch

>heard children screaming coming from the house

Gun shots and 10 people fighting. It's happening!

>person with a BB gun

Duck and cover.

>biplolar
>going crazy
>attacking everyone
>has bb gun

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and RRH descends upon the city

>>129659863

It's like the nigs have a biological timer set for 10PM CST chimpout.

>armed carjacking

>it is now a homicide

>>129648769
heard about this... fucking sad

>>129659892
>>129660033
He'll shoot everyone's eyes out except his own

>>129645359

Look /pol/ this is the only place i feel like i can be honest about how i feel but holy shit why are the black people in chicago such savages? this is unreal. is there any way to fix this?

Evening Roberts...
...and thanks to the anon that suggested Crockett as a backing track last week.
https://soundcloud.com/crockettofficial

>>129661344

Hopefully Robert sends him to the big KFC in the sky.

>>129658888
North ave beach is a fucking mess there are brawls there several times per summer... that's montrose i think though

>>129661411

Forced sterilization would be my most humane proposal.

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>>129648769

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>>129661254
Call changes from Robert Required to Body Snatchers fast as fuck

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>>129661411

First time ITT

Why is this so good?

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>>129661411
This guy has a few solutions in mind

>>129661411
re-engineer them to process the MAO-A enzyme.

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>>129661703
This is most raw, unfiltered shit you will ever hear. This is the truth you didn't know you needed.

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>>129661411
yes

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>EIGHT
>EIGHT SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

We got a runner

>>129662214

Do you think the Count is Jewish?

>the victim was transported to the hospital and that vehicle
>there may be a firearm in it

>>129662253
He just tryna get to track practice he wuz gon be in da olympicz

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>>129661411

They're poor. Like super poor. And there are no jobs around them and the only way to feel like a man (at least as far as you know, from what music and your buddies are telling you) is to go out and do bad shit. Or you could work at the liquor store like a chump until you die early from sadness and alcoholism.

Really, you go up North and the black people are fine and have jobs. South of Hyde Park, though, and it's a terrible place.

>>129655972
10-4 Robert

>>129658888

Proof that KEK loves seeing Robert @ Montrose Beach

>>129658638
when are we going to finally ban assault tactical 6-year old bowlcuts?

>person shot

Electrical fire!! Yay

Robert robert domestic

>>129662705
> And there are no jobs

Most of them wouldn't work given the opportunity nor would you want to employ them. Blacks typically make for shitty employees, they usually have terrible attitudes and do the absolute bare minimum to feign productivity. Their problems are much more than just income. There are outliers but NAXALT is bad argument.

set my headphones down for a sec and heard some screaming from the stream, what was that?

>>129664041
Sounded like fairly routine monkey screeching.

Someone breaking into the high school??

Silly jigs schools out for summer, you cant get your free lunches for a few months

>kevin
>a male black who just got out of jail
>gray hoodie
>trying to break in

>Just got out of jail
>already breaking into shit again

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>>129664340
They are getting their taste buds ready for jail food

>>129664619
>>129664611

Euthanasia is the answer.

Suddenly, morse code

>SKYKING SKYKING CHECK YO KEYS
>SKYKING SKYKING CHECK YO KEYS
>SKYKING SKYKING CHECK YO KEYS

>caller heard several gunshots
>they are still shooting at this time

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>11-12 gun shots
>Still shooting
>Siren in the background

>>129665213

Probably going to need a meat wagon.

>gangbangers fighting with knives and bottles

Can't tell if I just heard a bunch of gunfire or fireworks for no reason on a Monday night. South side.

>>129665222
>>129665213
Wondering if this was it.

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Evening Roberts. I'm getting comfy now to help doze off for early work tomorrow. Did our Robert finally apprehend Male Black?

>>129665057
>July 04 2017 live audio
Can't wait

>male black laying down in the street punching and kicking the air

>Male Black
>Kicking and punching the air

and

>Fireworks call

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>>129653121

>she's been drinking
>has both a stick and a bat on her porch

>>129666125
>male black laying down in the street

Like clockwork

>>129667001
nice...
they should upgrade to the foster-miller talon with flamethrower mod.

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I've been away for weeks. Nice to be back /cpd/ - how is Summer Boogaloo 2 going?

Haven't heard any Walgreens calla tonight, odd

>>129661411
Only way to fix it is extermination

>>129668320
the other night they were beating each other with street signs.

Ban assault stop signs. The solution is to rebuild western society through discipline. Like that canadian professor says. He's usually right.

Female black with a mini dress being by Male Black next to a mini van.

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>drunk husband who hit her in the face

>black jeep or van, occupied with 4 hispanics, armed with a bat

>*unclear*
>hit her in the head with a bat
some heavy hitters out tonight

>>129669466
>bottle & knife fight.
>ratchet eats a bat.
>male black running around with a chain.

old school chicongo tonight...

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>>129669791
throwback edition

>body removal request

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>body removal

His baby's mom busted out the windows of his apartment.

>>129650695
>>129651556
>>129652810
>>129652997
>>129654769
>>129655570
>>129657211
>>129657352
>literal /r/t_d larp tier responses

>>129650580
So if I run a stop sign, that's somehow political?

>>129670552
This thread is political because it gives you a view into the democratic, diverse and multicultural future that the elites are promoting.

>>129650478
Crime in the inner cities is a major problem across the United States.

Chicago is a major example of said crimes.

We discuss the problems of the inner city, and we support our Roberts as they fight to keep Chiraq safe.

>They even fight for Male Black, bro.

>Intoxicated man with a fucking sword

>>129670842
WE WUZ SAMURAIZ

>>129670552
chicongo is where liberalism died

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>very intoxicated white male with short-cropped hair walking down the street carrying a large sword
>that's all I have
wut

>>129670820
Shills trying to crack the /comfy/, at least once a week. When will they learn that you can't exist in this thread for an extended period of time without becoming Robertized?

>>129670903
Oh shit my bad it's the fucking Highlander. Kangz false alarm

>>129671033
Can confirm, and I live here.

>and then the cries became muffled like someone was trying to smother the child

That got dark in a hurry.

>>129671414
>uh, roger

>>129671033
Three most influential male/female black
1) Obama
2) Oprah
3) Kanye

...and right now in their hometown; male black is running around with swords, female black is smothering babies...

>three male hispanics fighting with sticks
>intoxicated

>male hispanics fighting in the alley with sticks
>caller thinks they're intoxicated

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>>129671506
youd think with all the money they have they'd be trying to save these lost male and female blacks but they turn a blind eye while their racial compatriots burn Chicago to the ground

How many male blacks have to group rape and rob dudes in an alley before the LGBT groups start protesting? How many females in sundresses have to wander down the street with a gunshot wound to the face before the feminazis stampede in? How many black parents have to punch their five year old or smother them with pillows before the child activists show up?

WHERE ARE THE SJWS WHEN THIS SHIT GETS REAL?

Fucking nowhere like always. In the darkest hours of Chicago there is only Robert to fight for their salvation.

>>129672221
and when Male Black is killed, SJWs riot against Robert
some seriously underappreciated work

>>129672221
they can't even admit there is a problem...
...as it means all their "political work" was just for personal gain.

Where's the Urban Terror wing of the Africant-American Museum?

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MFW sassy dispatch couldn't say "5 Roberts in the rear" without laughing.

>shoeless drunk wandering in and out of traffic

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>>129650478

>what is the name of your deceased?

>there are guys in her house with guns

>>129655264
You forgot WE

>two males fighting
>one is bleeding pretty bad
>the other is on the ground nonresponsive

>gunshot wound to the chest

Jesus Christ, that sounded lit. That cop is not gonna admit he called that out. Hahahahaah.

>another body removal

That's at least 4 tonight.

>male white turning streetlights on and off with some kind of device