HAPPENING IN DC?

>inb4 that piece of shit ugly stain of a building is collapsing due to a nigger designing it

>>129643030
false flag to distract from sessions tomorrow

911breakingnews

Sounds legit

>>129643110
Sessions probably did it himself

SAM HYDE STRIKES AGAIN

>>129643030
haha nigger architecture

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>>129643030
Yes, the nigger museum is such a great place where you can see wonderful works of art such as this

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>>129643030
>Black History Museum.
PLEASE BE A TRUMP SUPPORTER.

>>129643030

It's probably a (((bomb threat))) and they will blame the alt-right

>>129643377
Kek has spoken.

>>129643165
this timeline is good, but it isn't jeff sessions starting the race war by burning down a nigger history museum in DC down good

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>>129643030
breaking footage of the african american history museum attendees evacuating

situation looks dire

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>>129643457
>replying to your own post

Your digits can eat shit

>>129643336

Also that museum looks like 3 deep fryer baskets stacked on each other

>>129643030
KFC is having a sale down the street

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Going through withdrawal. Need a strong dose of happenings NOW.

>>129643030
wew lad

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>Black history museum
Holy shit my sides

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>>129643336
>mfw this is considered art now

Bottle of fermented Jerry curl activator fell and broke open releasing noxious fumes.

It's nothing.

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>>129643030
>African American Hist-

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>>129643030
It's the KKK and American Neo-Nazi supreme leader, Ben "Kike Killing Kommando" Garrison.
God help us, as he knows no reason when it comes to eliminating PoCs

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They're all rushing to steal ancient Egyptian artifacts and bring it back to their museum, it rightfully belongs to them

>>129643807
Ever heard of Jackson pollock? That kettle is way more impressive and clever than 99% of modern art.

>>129643852
SOMEBODY STOP THIS MADMAN

>>129643336
>England and wales AND N.Ireland are missing
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

>>129643030
Oh for fuck sake /pol/ what one of you has spazzed out now? You're not helping

>>129643911
They're both shit

Damn Russians

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>>129643030
hey dumb ass OP . the nigger museum evacuated EVERYDAY at 6 p.m. just like every other museum along the mall.. I made the mistake of walking by one day around 6 and nothing but pissed off black tourist waiting for their bus back to tourist hotel. ( I now walk on the other side of the mall ) near the " holocaust " museum .

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is it Ben?

>>129643572
What is the context of this video?

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>>129643336
so where's the fried chicken served?

What happened - did a white person pay for a ticket and some nigger loving sjw chimped out?

>>129644173
niggers

>>129643336
>pressure
It has huge fucking holes in it

>>129644175
>so where's the fried chicken served?
There is no uneaten fried chicken near niggers, you know that.

>>129643911
Yeah. I kinda have to agree. This kettle got my attention. Pollack, while impressive, asks his audience to see technique. You have to force the appreciation. The kettle gets your attention on it's own.

>>129643911
Are you literally retarded ?
Its not even a fucking kettle, you too fucking dense to get even that right, never mind appreciate even the merest fraction of the talent of a genial genie like Pollock. philistine cunt. kys, srsly.

>>129644049
Damn. Did not see that.

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>>129643030
This is what happen when you try to claim the ancient gods as your own

>>129644281
To release the world's pressure, OBVIOUSLY IDIOT! Learn how to fucking art.

>>129643030
>HAPPENING IN DC?
They say they found a "suspicious package." I'm not making that up. It wasn't a "suspect package," as you might expect if you speak English. No, they literally found a package that is capable of exhibiting suspicion.

My best bet is that the package suspects it is surrounded by stupid niggers.

thing is around here ( D.C. ) everything is a bomb threat . sucks when someone leaves a back pack on the subway .

>>129643030
It's Lebron Jame's front gate.

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>>129643336
She's not even black.

>>129645911
lmao, didn't even know that

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>>129643030

>>129644175
they literally serve fried chicken there

>>129646229
Of course they do. Who doesn't like fried chicken? What about waffles?

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>>129646077
If you can't afford the pressure cooker the espresso maker is priced more affordably.

>>129646229
it's $5.50 for a budwieser and soft pretzel 20 feet from Natural History Museum . Cheapest beer you going to find anywhere near down town . TRUST ME

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>>129646416
wtf is this shit? She hired a man to cut the steel and she put a shitty coffee pot she bought at a thrift store and is calling it nigger art. This might be the truest form of nigger art if you think about it.

>>129643336
AY YO

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>>129643030
they caught the guy

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>>129643030
Oh shit they are stealing the peanut butter

>>129644173
"Niggers"

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>>129643336
And such wonderful things like LeBron James shoe

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>>129643030
Looks like this was going on at the time

>>129643258
XD

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>>129643336

>>129643030
ONE OF THE MUMMIES HAS AWOKEN

WE IS KANGZ AGAIN

>>129647299
How the living fuck does he keep getting away with it?

>>129648530
>(((Steve Schipiro)))

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>>129644173
Niggers.

Fucking bamp cuz a /pol/tard went postal

>>129648530
So it's a hour long slideshow where black people get riled up about some shit that happened before their parents were even born?

No wonder race relations are at an all-time high these days.

>>129644173

A '''''''''''''''''''''''''christian''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' witch doctor convinced his congregation to do this for his personal amusement.

Al Sharpton walked in and his breath was taken as a public health hazard. Paramedics on scene to dispense vapor-rub and sprigs of peppermint.

they found a noose hanging in there the other week. funny how there was no follow up to the perpetrators when there's a million cameras.

t. dc resident

>>129643336
it's not an art museum

>>129643123
I like them. They typically report what others(i.e. Civilians on the ground) are tweeting and talking about. That's pretty reliable. My only qualm with them is sometimes they oversensationalize.

>>129644355
>t. expert in kettles and kettle related lore.

>>129653076
kek