Welcome to the Roman Legion.

Suck my dick Octavius I'm with the Germans

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SIR! TO KILL, SIR!

>>129637337
It's mandatory for me to be a man

>>129637337
I wanted to explore and travel all of Tamriel

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>>129637337
Your emperor , the army awaits your orders

>>129637337
I dunno lol

>>129639598
So you are a killer ? Let me see your WAR FACE

>>129637337
For the free bitches

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>>129637337
To destroy the Jews on our land.

>>129637337

For Citizenship.................and killin' blue assed Celts.

>>129637337
Fake and gay

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To rape, pillage and plunder.

>>129637337
To keep the Germans across the Rhine. To fuck fishermans daughters and serve the Roman people. Hail Caesar! And Hail the Glorious 9th!

>>129637337
To be the arm of a great Roman General, sir.

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The Godhead Indivisible has commanded me so

Also Maxentius is a bitch

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>>129637337
FOR DAT MONAY IM BASEd AUXILIGGA

Well sir i got sent back in time. So either I'd join the army or work as a farmer.

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My service and loyalty lies with the emperor and the empire that serves him, my lord.

>>129637337
for all the nun and tourist pussy every day

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>>129637337
To suck dick sir

>>129637337
Parcel of land and hot foreign wife

My friends kept calling me a plebeian, so I want to make a name for my self and become a partition.

>>129641931
r a r e

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>>129637337
>20B.C
>Be Roman Male 16 Years
>Drifted in the Legion
>They Ship me to a Land Called Palestine (wtf name is this)
>It's hot and dry
>People here have strange faces
>Big Noses and like to rub their hands
>They always trying to sell things
>They literaly die with Manual Labor
>One Day of Manual Labor is enough to kill them
>Send two of them to clean the Dong of the fortress
>They die
>Tell them to go clean their streets
>They die

>>129637337
Well, it's kinda fashionable really.

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>>129637337
To bear the Light and Glory of Rome to the barbarian world.

>>129637337
To rape and spread my seed as much as possible

>>129637337
mud

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IM HERE TO KILL NIGGERS

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>>129637337

It's over. We won.

>>129637337
To serve Roma, Sir!

>>129641931
the inquisition is here guys sshhhhhh

>>129637337
Too many mercenary foreigners are in our military; I am concerned about their loyalties.

I don't think they will integrate themselves into the Roman empire, so I joined to offset their numbers, to make sure someone who is loyal to the empire is in the militar–

>discharged from military service.

I wanted to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill.

>>129637337

Because Titus Flavius did nothing wrong.

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>>129641931
Stop shitposting on /pol/ mister pope.

>>129637337
FAMILY TRADITION, SIR!

>>129637337
>Why did you join Soldier?
To spy for Carthage.

>>129643080
Are you a barbarian living in huts and being sold as a slave?or a citizen that creates and betters humanity.
Who won...
>>129637337
Because my family comes from asturica augusta,i live in barcino and my family name is but a corruption of a latin toponym,so in case I'm not a citizen I'll become one glory to rome
(Also loot and rape)

>>129643770
Dido is worst waifu

gotta be like Anchises and fuck Venus

>>129643541
You can easily do that at your school

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>>129637337

Because it is the duty of every good Roman to serve Rome. Sir.

>>129641931

redpill me on nuns Vatibro. Is it true they are all repressed nymphos.

>>129643799
>Are you a barbarian living in huts and being sold as a slave

"Barbarian" was just Roman propaganda. Germanics already had a civilization.

We destroyed the empire and created the modern world.

(The empire was totally SHIT in inventions)

>>129645576
barbarian is kind of a relative term. The Greeks called everyone that wasn't Greek "barbarians"

>>129639822
This desu

>>129643080
Who? you barbarians? Historically, I don't think so.
Greetings from the Roman Empire

>>129637337

Probably because i was drafted in as an auxillery from my tribe.

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>>129637337
To become infused with Mako motherfucker!!!

>>129645651
Everyone who's not pure Greek or pure Italian, is, historically, a Barbarian.

>>129645839
Yes we. We won. Definitely.

Without us you wouldn't even be on the internet.

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>>129645576
>(The empire was totally SHIT in inventions)
Nice meme my friend.

>>129646083
Lmfao, without us, the romans, you probably still bein inside a cave eating your own shit, you barbarian scum. imperium ad vitam

>>129646086

It's true. They were good in construction (building bridges etc.), but shit in everything else.

There was literally NO progress for 1000 years. Things didn't really start to happen in Europe until the empire was gone.

The 'dark age' WAS the Roman Empire

>>129646086
my greek friend, are you listenin to these barbarians?

>>129646431
ahahahaha

>>129640942
Moon walking legion would be awesome.

>>129641931
You're drunk Francis
Fuck off

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>>129646083

The Imperial Legion is always looking for strong capable warriors, if you think you've got what it takes, our headquarters is in Rome.

>>129642766
Kek

>>129646588
Laugh all you want but you know it's true.
The thing is that Romans had slaves so they had no "need" to invent stuff to make things easier.
This is why they were SHIT at inventions.

When we finally destroyed the empire. We had a golden age of inventions and LITERALLY CREATED THE MODERN WORLD.

You should thank us, for bringing you into modern civilization - mainly a Germanic invention.

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>>129646983
(((citations needed)))

>>129643541
I wanted to see exotic Germania... the crown jewel of Europe. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them.

ROMA CAPUT MUNDI

>>129647435
SENATUS POPVLUSQUE ROMANUS, scumbags.

>>129647574
>>129647435

WE

>>129646431
You are totally retarded. Typical barbarian scum. The "dark ages" and medieval times came when christianity was imposed. Nothing to do with the Greco-Roman culture and civilization, it actually altered the greco-roman culture. The influx of uncivilized barbarians also caused the halt of scientific progress. You seem like a 14 year old kid that just watched a movie about Rome.

>The thing is that Romans had slaves so they had no "need" to invent stuff to make things easier.
Fucking hell, 10/10 bait right here. Alright, anon, you did good, made me respond.

>>129646533
it was damn bait, kek

>>129646431
They only had hydraulic powered plants,and state factories producing standardised weaponry and equipment,and...so so so many things it is ridiculous to even try to list it of course the most common things are buildings since some remain functional to this very day but their influence touches every field of humanity,for fucks sake the germans larped as romans for a long time with the holy roman empire and they made it collapse yet they tried to make it work afterwards in ridiculous rump states.
I dont want you to feel like I was we wuz ing you,probably my ancestors got owned by them and they decided to join,for that I'm proud.
>>129646983
That was the dark ages and we didn't invent much shit (yes we had some shit happening but for the most part the dark ages were too focused on survival to actually do a lot of thinking)until we reached the Renaissance and took off from where we had left.

To learn your ways and then kick your ass in a forrest.

>>129647801
was getting the chatti burned part of your plan?

>>129647763
>The "dark ages" and medieval times came when christianity was imposed

There was NO 'dark ages' in medieval Europe. That's nothing but a myth.

The true dark ages was the Roman Empire.

>>129647763
>Fucking hell, 10/10 bait right here

wut... it's 100% the truth. The Romans were completely SHIT at inventions. In 1000 years they invented what? ...some "piping" and maybe concrete? 1000 years... let that sink in.

When they were gone... inventions in Europe fucking EXPLODED.

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>>129637337
So I can beat my meat while fighting for a good cause, especially one that seeks the salvation of my people.

>>129637337
I didn't join a fucking thing with you beaner.

>>129648325
lmfao

>>129641370
Seconded the swamp german.

>>129641387
And seconded bleach Luigi.

>>129647984
Of course!

>>129637337
My father wants me to go like him and his father before me.

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>>129648397
How do we solve the German problem?

>>129645576
das rite kangs we wuz

>>129644914
tfw 4chan is memeing the Roman Legions back into reality for White people to win...PRAISE ZEUS and KEK

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>>129645576
WE

>>129645924
ehehhee...now suck it up Prian!

>>129646034
Ave.
And if You are not Greek or Roman You contributed as much to civilization as a..."simian"...

>>129646431
Damn Norway, how much you had tonight? That's crazy talk.

>>129646083
Thank a post-barbarian-invasion Luigi for the microprocessor...Spen-Larsson...

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federico_Faggin

>>129649118
you're a big tribe

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>>129637337
stay out of Teutoburg forest, faggots

>>129637337
https://youtu.be/74CYIdYoQ5w

If only Globalists could learn from the Roman Empire... Augustus achieved what Soros will only dream of.

>>129637337
Not like I want to learn your secrets for the benefit of my tribe in Hibernia or anything baka.

>>129649358
ahahaha
we wuz caesars shieeat

>>129647801
The Romans 300 years after that still made punishment-expeditions deep into germanic-barbaric lands far into the East on their highways of the time. It was just a bump in the road. kys Hans, You will never be a super power as glorious Luigis or Vikangz.

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>>129647763
You fell for the "le science" meme. Christianity was a stabilizing influence that promoted the growth of civilization, philosophy, and science itself.

I know you hate God. Try to see Christianity as a cultural phenomenon if that helps.

>>129648117
Newsflash, retard. The Romans still exist genetically. Same people.

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gib land pls

>>129649895

Italy has had quite a few inventions, but only after they became civilized by germanics.

>>129637337
Romanii ite domum.

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>>129643080

>>129650452
>Same people.

"same people" no...

Like Germans won't be the 'same people' 50 years from now.

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>>129649794

>>129650083
Only a bump in the road, Tyrone.
See>>129650365

>>129650452
One is right here.

>>129650659

It's just rocks

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>>129650746

>>129650792
Ave!

>>129637337
Because of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvS8cvapdMk

>>129650659
Exactly

>>129650997
PSHHHHHHHH!!
Germons were romanz and inventionz and sheeeeiit!

>>129651011
Ave Romanus, Imperium ad vitam.

TO KILL THE FUCKING SNOW NIGGERS, SIR.

non siamo pazzi

>>129637337

Guten T.. Ave Soldier!

We will march through my home forest tomorrow, its dark in there, but do not worry, I will protect you :^)

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>>129650997
oohhhhh.... niiiiice

To become a minister of death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j3_iPskjxk

sono tempi brutti

ma brutti brutti

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>>129637337
I WANT TO KILL BROWN PEOPLE DRILL SERGEANT!

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>Hey, guys. The Romans are gone and there's no one to fix all this shit they left behind. What do?
>I don't know. Just let it fall into disrepair. Who cares?
>Sounds good to me.

>>129645946
Beat me by a country mile jerk

>>129637337
i fucking didn't u asshole , i wanna go back home to my farm and my wife and kids

>>129637337
I'm here to crucify the Jews.

>>129646083
>>129646431
>>129646983
>>129648117

Hi Varg

>>129651759
No, don't want to be associated with that guy.

>>129637337
Anons should train to use legionnaire formations to LARP against antifa

>Lorica Segmentum made out of football pads
>Baseball bat gladius
>actual pilum because fuck it

>>129637337
I just love wearing skirts, sir.

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>muh 25 acres
>citizenship for me and my progeny
>money for salt
>Get to slay my clan's rivals
>occasional conquered side pussy

Absolutely civil

>>129650514
Italian Inventions since the Romans:

Streets. (Romans)
Actual Urban Structure of cities (Romans)
Conquered and civilized 1/4 of the world (romans)
Squares. (Romans)
Sanitation (Romans)
Advanced Written/Spoken Language (Latin) (Romans)
Modern Army Structure (Legion) Romans
Democracy (Greek/Romans)
Parlament/Senate (Greek Romans)
Telephone (Italians)
Tank (Italians)
Telegraph (Italians)
Discovered Half of the unknown world (Italians: Colombus)
Modern Anatomy / Medicine (Italians, Leonardo da Vinci)

Your Welcome, barbarian scum.

>>129652089
say u hate the jews and adolf hitler was a great man , just say it

>>129652246
like the scots

>>129637337
I heard we get to sleep with pagan woman in Egypt, Germany and England

>>129652397
There is no doubt that Hitler was a great man. Anyone who thinks otherwise are retarded.

>>129640942

WE

>>129652662
say u hate the jews and wish the holocaust had actually happened

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>>129637337
For the glory of Caesar!

>>129652949
WAZ `GYPTIANS N SHIET

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>>129652662
Great man if terrible and horribly flawed.

Too bad you can't live by his words in a Nordic country without being jailed/ostracized.

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>>129638674

>>129652949
an egyptian mummie looks like MJ btw , that's what i'm refering to

>>129653115
Thank you for this image.

>>129653115
>Too bad you can't live by his words in a Nordic country without being jailed

Nah, won't happen here really. We're pretty free compared to some continental European countries in that regard.

>>129637337
They made me choose between the Legion and the cross.

>>129652320
KEKUS MAXIMUS
Hey Hans...suck it!

>>129653205
nice pic u got dere , u made dat urself?

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>>129643080
>we won

Romans moped the floor with you in the rematch. Sorry.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Idistaviso

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>>129653264
My pleasure, I myself am glad to be of Italian descent rather than celt like the rest of the fucks I'm surrounded by.

>>129653622
One battle lost, the war won

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>>129653674
Ave Romano.

>>129647763
>The "dark ages" and medieval times came when christianity was imposed.

No, the "dark ages" occurred when Rome was destroyed and their stabilizing influence disappeared. Those Christians are the only reason any kind of knowledge was preserved past the fall of Rome. I know you're mad that your mother made you go to church a couple times, but stop taking it out on shit you don't understand.

>>129637337
To advance my standing.

>>129653205

Germaniphobia at it's finest.

>>129653888
War?? wich war? you simply tried to flood our empire like storm of million of cockroaches until you've reached and destroyed the most beautiful enlightened thing the world have ever seen, fuckin ungrateful barbarians, we civilized you and that's the way you paid us back, never teach an animal how to walk on two legs, ancient roman sayin

>>129653888
You won Teutoburgo for tactical reasons and because Varus was a retard. Lost everything else, when confronted with organized legions.

>>129654092
the first great "wall" was built by us, the romans, was the Adrian wall, to protect the empire from the barbarian flood

>>129653888
True.
See >>129650365
(Not as You cuck intended, of course...honhonhon)

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Hold up

You are not True Europeans, those are the glorious free peoples of the Great North watch my videos and you will understand.

>>129654267
Listen, weirdo, we are talkin History here, serious chat for serious minded people, go take a walk

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>>129637337
friendly reminder that roman legions saw 40% death rate per annum

>>129654267
Nordics are basically immigrants from the asiatic steppe. It's clear at this point. Of course they will never admit it.

>>129654230
Wrong. One wall before that even. ;)
The Antonine Wall north of it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonine_Wall

Let's build another one for Europe again?

>>129654590
Whenever you want, patriot.

>>129654267
https://peppecaridi2.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/cetto.jpg

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>>129644914
season one of that show had potential. Decent 7.5/10. Then they canceled the show half way through writing season 2, and they had to shove 4 seasons of writing into one in order to close out the story. Season 2 was like 4.5/10 for its crazy melodrama and retardation. Such wasted potential in that show.
And they will never make another one because it costs too much money and game of thrones saturates everything. One can't watch a sword and board type show without it being accused of copying game of thrones.

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>>129654267
What to say?

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daily reminder that the Romans were an upjump xenophobic, genocidal city-state that's only the basis of current civilization of the western world today because they exterminated everyone else's culture.

>>129654726
Should have started yesterday...But better late than never.
DEUS VULT!

>>129654887
and we are proud of that.

>>129647103
economists say that slavery was a MAJOR factor in halting technological progress. There just wasn't that big of a drive to automate when your morality allows unlimited slavery.

>>129654887
When did You want to start listing the bad part on what Romans did?

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>>129649311
>Germans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY

>>129655045
He asked for citations and you gave him an "economists say ..." could you be any more scummy?

>>129654887
When you say it like that, it makes me love Rome even more(except they weren't like that).

>>129641931
>swiss guard shitposting during his lunch break over vatican wifi

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>>129654404
Uh you're not white. Helloooo?

You will eventually suck our dick in the end.

>>129652320
>he take credits for Greeks inventions

>>129637337
For accuracy-what year am I answering in?

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AVE TRUE TO KAISAR

>>129655889
Greeks are also mediterranean, that's what the discussion is about. Seems like you're having trouble following the conversation.

>>129655768
Not if I get my skull crushed in by some sister-fucking Germanic who styles his hair with butter first, I won't.

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>>129655626

Imperial business citizen, be on your way.

>>129641931
DUDE ARE YOU THE ASIAN LADY THAT WORKS AS A TRANSLATOR FOR THE VATICAN? FUCK I'M PLAYING INTO THE ATTENTION WHORING.

>>129637337
I need some salt,willing to kill barbarians

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Fuck off, Southern invader. I'll purge your kind from my forest and display your heads on spikes for the gods to see.
Scrawling related is what I did last time to you plated poofters. Cannot withstand the raw power of the Silure.

>>129656039
>he actually follow conversations on /pol/

>>129654784
fuck off nigger this show was perfect

>>129656624
>he doesn't pretend to follow conversations on /pol/ to fit in with the cool kids

>>129655446

top ramen i have seen it all now

>>129637337
To remove Phoenicians

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>>129637337
To starve the jews to death as we did in the past!

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A soldier hailing from the province of Mauritania ready for action.
Time to remove kikes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lusius_Quietus

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Threadus themeus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gpmZY471f4&index=4&list=PLbUKnEWSBQqhZKKBwKaYublpNb4DtSwsF