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Ur a retard op

>>129636958
For arguing with a women? I know, I'm sorry...

>>129636524
calm your tits faggot. Who cares if cuckadians fuck a few sheep here and there, the welsh have been doing it for centuries

>>129636524

I dont know wtf you guys do wrong, or i do right.

But when i met my wife 10 years ago she was a vegetarian and liberal.
Now she is redpilled as fuck and agrees practically with about anything i say.
And loves bbq now. Fucking ribs man.
And no, i never had to beat her.
I just made sense, i guess..

>>129637864
Teach us your ways senpai
I guess I haven't really been an authorative figures in our relationship up until now, but my shortcomings is no excuse for her absolute lack of logic and ability to reason and debate.

>>129638080

I dont know man, i guess she is just the right one and understands what i say and where i come from.
I know i can be very passionate about my believes and views and can also be very intimidating.. I guess that does help.

>>129638080
My sister used to be a liberal before she married. Now i practically hear her husbands voice in here every other sentence, especially regarding politics.

>>129637864
Lol you fucked up man. Vegan women have the best tasting pussy. Your girl pussy probably raunch now.

>>129638449
>>129638456
But for fuck sake, if I wanted a braindead puppet that just mimics my thoughts, I'd just punch her.

Is there truly no hope for women?

>>129638707

Why should we accept the word of an obvious cocksucker pretending he knows something about pussy?

>>129638707

I'm not a fucking degenerate that eats pussy.
I just fuck her brains out. Oldskool.

>>129638739

She's not braindead. Actually has a better education than me.
I just shifted her political believes from: bluepill fairytale-land to: redpill, two feet on the ground, real-world.

>>129639226
>I'm not a fucking degenerate that eats pussy.
>I just fuck her brains out. Oldskool.

Wow I feel bad for your woman. She is probably getting her needs taken care of somewhere else.

>>129639042
It's not that hard to realize. Fruits and vegtables = sweet tasting pussy. Meat and cheese = pussy smells like an old gym sock.

It also applies to a man's cum, so I am sure you can get something out of it too.

>>129639523
>It also applies to a man's cum

Proofs?

>>129639587
A quick google search is all you need.

>>129639523
>cumtasting murrican with cuckold fetish

just fuck off already, you're projecting way too hard

>>129636524
Next time just say,

"Logical fallacy of the slippery slope"

>>129639523
>She is probably getting her needs taken care of somewhere else.

Projecting this much lol.
She doesnt have to. She's not a degenerate either and gets everything she needs from me.

I'm sorry for you.. Your woman probably only gets off when she fucks you with a strapon while getting throatfucked by 6 niggers after a bukake session..

>>129636524
>"Yeah ok, would you say legalisation of gay marriage opened the way for sex with animals in Canada then?"
It's funny how people use this as a slippery slope argument. In Sweden, when homosexuality was legalized, bestiality was legalized at the same time.

>>129636524
The "what if it goes from 5 points to 50" argument is retarded for one reason. I took the sanitation test in NYC, got 1 question wrong which gave me a score of like 98. 5 or what ever. I'm ranked in the 5 digits in terms of who gets called first. Why? Cause NYC wants the niggers and spics so if you live in NYC you get 5 points, meaning I'm tied with retards who got several questions wrong and hell, there are people who got 2+ questions wrong and have a higher score. 5 points means THOUSANDS upon THOUSANDS of names jumping yours.

My relationship with my ex didn't end well.
Long story short, I had to use her uber account this saturday (mine wasn't working) because I was in the middle of nowhere, shitfaced and I have a little doggo to take care of, so whatever.
Today she messages me at 6am, tells me if I can repay her the money, haven't seen her in like 3 months so whatever.
Deep inside I wanted to really see her, ask how's her life going. Stuff like that. She messages me, tells me she won't be able to meet me and tells me to leave the money at the entrance of her apartment. I keep imagining scenarios where I'm getting back with her and it always seems like I'm just a beta who ends up being the errands boy just to try and see her smile again, so...
Whatever.

>>129640123
Projecting - the latest buzzword for people who have no defense.

Don't worry, I am sure you are correct, and piv sex is all your woman needs, despite being statistically unlikely. Let's just hope you're correct, for your own sake.

Women's minds are so easily molded, pol worries too much.

Woman 99% will adapt their world view to yours if you are alpha.

When I met my gf, she was a self professed liberal, feminist, didn't want children, and wouldn't take my last name if we married.

She is now right leaning, the mother of my child, and has my last name.

Women are just children and should be treated as such.

>>129640667

Yes, projecting. Being on an anonymous board you have 0% knowledge about me or my woman.
Everything you say about us is from your own projecting imagination.

And yes i can tell by your newfaggotry you have been hearing "projecting" alot lately..

Women are retarded. The white race is dead. The damage is irreparable at this point.

>>129640564

Dude just let her be man. If she treats you like that she is not interested and its time to move on.

>>129638080
>I guess I haven't really been an authorative figures in our relationship up until now
There's your problem.

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>>129636524
>ywn have a qt norge waifu fussing over you and showing concern for your sanity as you gradually but inevitably blackpill yourself into madness

>>129636524
hospitals like male nurses and will almost definitely hire them over women because they need to muscle(there's a lot of shit to do women normally can't or won't) and men are more willing to work crazy hours.

however being gay or a minority will give you so many extra points when applying to college you could be 30% lower in all aspects of educational "points" and you'll get the slot over some white guy that's way above you.

>>129636524
they dont know how to reason, many ppl dont know how to reason. mostly cause of low iq, you may be able to teach her how to reason but meh. low iq will always be low iq

>>129637119
>>129636958
OMEGALUL

>>129639523
>I'm unable to please a women with my dick which evolved for that purpose, so I have to sink to giving myself throat cancer

>>129636524
>sex with animals in Canada
You know this is a myth right? It's still illegal. There was a mere technicality of "legalese" in the documents on the crime that Parliament had to sort out. Very boring stuff but very hilarious to /pol/

>>129640123
Dude, you're in denial. If you don't even eat her pussy, someone else already has been.

>>129640802
agree but slipery slope and leads to autism

>>129641237
rare

>>129636524
Women being women.
>Anon do thing X this way
>it fails
>Do it my way
>It works

>>129641594

> He said, after finishing smearing the peanut butter on his balls

>>129640564
sound expectable, if you imagine it from her point of view it would seem legit

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>>129641342
>you'll just have the inevitable blackpilling yourself into insanity part

>>129636524
>Fucking retard, jesus christ, women never mature mentally, do they?
they did not evolve to on the average because we have always taken care of them, women are fucking mentally still children who can manipulate you with sex

>>129641594
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bestiality-legal-canada-supreme-court-a7073196.html

What the fuck Canada...its real...stop lying

>>129637119

>>For arguing with a women? I know, I'm sorry...

Anytime you do that, you're wrestling with a pig in its pen - you're both going to end up covered in shit and the pig will like it.

>>129636524

Sorry to hear, OP.

My wife has been redpilled to the point where she now agrees with me that women shouldn't have ever been allowed to vote.

That, and she likes shouting insults at niggers and muslims when we see them while driving.

I'm a fortunate man.

>>129641666
new

>>129641790
Stop bullying me.

>>129642605
The article clearly confirms what I said about the technicality of "legalese" in our official criminal law documents and Parliament has cleared this up already...

>"Anon, your conspiracy theories will eventually lead to you going insane"
The truest statement ever said to a /pol/ack

>>129636524
You're the faggot, she should find a real man.

>>129637864
RARE

>>129636524
>arguing with women
I think I found your problem. That being said, help me anons, how can I find a decently logical and smart woman who is not a total cuntface? The ones in STEM are all brazen as fuck

>>129636524
How is it, day to day in the China of Europe??
These "points" only exist in China and Norway to my knowledge. If you refuse to take Ahmed's load do you lose points? Or are you safe, reasonably far from Oslo (New Pakistan)??

>Inb4 Londonistan is a Paki shit hole too. That is correct, I agree completely.

Anon why are there so many niggers in Oslo?

>>129637864
You beat her with your dick though, I've heard multiple reports that scatterbrain whores (all women are) fall in line when they have a good riding??

>>129636524
Replace "wife' with "my mother" and I'd believe this exchange. You will die alone OP, insane and angry and alone

>>129644209
>The ones in STEM are all brazen as fuck
Don't worry, most of them will change majors or flunk out

>>129639523
Have fun with that throat cancer from eating pussy beta faggot

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>>129636524
>talking to women
what the hell is wrong with you?

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>>129642324

>>129637864
This. I redpilled a fuckbuddy from the US over the course of one summer. She voted Trump. Your welcome burgers

OP does not know how to speak to women at all
In fact this story sounds fake as fuck

>>129644941
The Glorious State of Socialist Norway is filled with taxes, endless fucking taxes, and the money is spent on neo-modernist art that gets taken down after 2 weeks.
>niggers in Oslo
Because Oslo is full of liberal SJW cunts and corrupt politicians

>>129649675
Teach me how to speak with vaginas then (((honorary aryan)))

>>129650034
>Asks to be taught how to do stuff
Go fuck yourself, faggot. I'm not going to post a testament so that your pathethic beta ass can communicate successfully with a female. Kill yourself, cunt.

>>129649489
How dare you fuck our woman you big sexy Hans I bet your eyes would shatter a woman in seconds you hunk

>>129650380
No, "you go fuck yourself faggot, kill yourself, cunt."

>>129636524
you never mentally matured.

>>129650576
>>>129636524
The leaf tells it like it is, dude. Man, you scandinavians have devolved so much
From literally raping france and england when they were kind of powerful to being blacked and sistematically replaced by ahmeds. Must suck being scandinavian now

>>129650934
Perhaps we devolved monkeyman, but atleast we EVOLVED at some point

>>129639226
Wait, so except the health risks, are there any other negative aspects of eating pussy?

I enjoy sex in general, but fuck that if it plants some kind of beta seed in her unconcious mind.

>>129651241
What?
What you just said is just plain retarded. Who cares if you evolved in the past when now you are literally Africa's bitch?
Man your women are being raped on a daily basis and you tell me to evolve (I'm not even argentinian, I'm from Venice)

>>129651241
>>129651847
Diet mexico is right. But its an easy fix.

Stop fapping, watching porn and learn to box or mma. Its all in the mind.

>>129651847
>Shitaly
>1000000000000 niggers at every trainstation
>10000000000000000000000 niggers arive by boat erry day
You keep digging yourself deeper and deeper, just shut up.

>he doesn't even understand the evolve/devolve joke
as expected from the monkey

>>129652094
Runker aldri til porno og kom på tredjeplass i distriktsturnering i boksing bror

>>129636524
i believe women are down syndrome humans
and down syndrome folks are women
somewhere at sometime the changeover happened and nobody even noticed

>>129652430
Gratulerer, da er du mest sannsynlig ikke en jævla possy.

>>129652520
jaz, eneste er at latinoen ikke forstår at halvparten av tråden her er bare bullshit, men han er jo utviklingshemmet, så trist det der...

My girlfriend left me when I revealed my power level in one go and then she had a brain aneurysm about two weeks later so I don't know what to make of that.

>>129652131
>doesn't realize niggers go north, just a little percentage stays (and they are not as violent as the ones you got up there, at least in Venice)

>>129652840
literal mind blown

>>129652981
>he keeps posting
I'm sorry if I hit a nerve monkeybro, I take it all back, I'll even delete the thread if it makes you feel better. I never wanted to aggitate a monkey an entire night...

>>129653050

Yeah I busted that brain up, redpill style.

>>129636524
>Marrying a woman that challenges you
>Arguing with a woman
Enjoy your divorce OP

>>129640802
Every election say otherwise.
They adjust to the herd and only the herd.

>>129640564
Delete the uber before she decides to "teach him a little lesson" and file a complaint. A friend might tell her it's no big deal so she does it, meanwhile you've got a few broken ribs from a cab ride by the cops and bubba keeps hanging his dick in your mouth in the drunk tank.

>>129639523
You're a fucking beta cuck.