Dennis Rodmang

>the Rodman diplomacy strategy

Are we in the Space Jam timeline yet?

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>>129632094

Wtf is going on today

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>>129632094

Is he, dare I say our /humanshield/?

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>>129632497
He's got a black project micro nuke embedded in his stomach lining. "Rehab" was actually a deep underground arctic facility where they make nano explosives.

>>129632094

The fact that Dennis Rodman has played a significant role in international relations with the most dangerous country on Earth makes me believe that we're most likely living inside a simulation created by an advanced Alien civilization

Right now we seem to be in the stage where the Alien player is starting to get bored with the game and is pursuing crazier / more exciting outcomes until he finally turns off the game or starts a new one

>>129632970
you delet that right now

>>129632497
The girl on the right
>ooh beeg bracku cocku

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>>129632830

deep cover Trump mission

>>129634026
Lol weirdest timelime

>>129632094

Imagine the sex orgies he gets to have with North Korean babes. I bet that he is allowed to do anything he wants to them.

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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT DENNIS IS /OURDEGENERATE/

http://conservativetribune.com/dennis-rodman-slams-ted-cruz/

>>129634026
this might be my favorite tweet made by this madman

>>129632094
Pretty sure he gets to bang and inpregnate all that underaged korean pussy with his black rod.

>>129635239

Maybe Un's playing the long game to improve North Korean basketball.

>Ambassador D. Rodman has the floor.

I hope dear leader puts a ball and chain around his ankles and forces him to shoot 3 pointers 18 hours a day.

>>129635467
Nah, he gets to rape all the korean girsl he wants, he tried to do the same here on mexico but almos got arrested.

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>>129632094
TFW Dennis Rodman was Trump's strategy to solve North Korea the whole time.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/24/politics/dennis-rodman-donald-trump-endorsement/

http://www.tmz.com/2017/03/17/dennis-rodman-donald-trump-north-korea/

Literally just who the fuck?

Daily reminder Rodmam is the greatest rebounder OF ALL TIME.

>>129634910
friendly reminder that dennis is a fuckn nigger

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>>129636125
No joke, that dude did one hell of a job. Sometimes you find talent in the most unexpected places.

>>129632094
Told you all, but you didn't listen 2 monthes ago

>>129632094
Fine. If he can diffuse this WW3 bullshit, give him a Nobel Prize. The biggest one.
He may be a weirdo, but if he can pull this off, he can be a big a weirdo as he wants (yes, I know what I'm saying.)

>>129636925
I think he has aids.

>>129638007
Well Mr. Bond, in our defense nothing true about Dennis Rodman is credible.

>>129632094
Special Envoy Rodman reporting for duty.

The world in his hands.

>>129634026
For some reason the addition of "(delusional)" makes this even better

>>129636925
ehh no think again sweetie

not every black man is a nigger
and there are non-black niggers

ttd