Daily Reminder- Marijuana posession is a Federal Felony.

>>129623175
>being cucked this hard by the Feds

"But it will not follow from this doctrine that acts of the large society which are not pursuant to its constitutional powers, but which are invasions of the residuary authorities of the smaller societies, will become the supreme law of the land. These will be merely acts of usurpation, and will deserve to be treated as such."

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The endocannabinoid system, using the ligands anandamide and 2-AG is used to control many systems in the CNS. It was NOT evolved to get you 'high' otherwise known as mental masturbation.

It's normal functions are essentially shut down when your CNS is flooded with plant-derived CBD and THC.

So you are essentially paying your (((drug-dealer))) to perform a partial chemical lobotomy on yourself.

Now you're a drug zombie.

>muh rights to be a drug zombie!

Nullification all day err day

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>>129623606
blah blah blah you stinkin' drug addict.

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>>129623829

>>129623175
>last week
>get pulled over for speeding
>"anything in the car i should know about?"
>"some weed in my pocket"
>checks my eyes
>not high
>"i dont care about the weed but im giving you a ticket for speeding"

cops around here have gone really soft on marijuana possession.

>>129623175

:^)

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>>129623175
Pic related is the banner at the top of the page of this post.
KEK

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Weed will fuck you up.

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>>129624617
You anhero.

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>>129623175
>FEDERAL

>>129623175
They don't keep meticulous records. Nice try dumbass

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>>129626018
>Be you
>Think dispensaries don't keep meticulous records
>Because your memory and intelligence have been impaired by illegal narcotics
mfw 'Muh weed makes me smarter!'

>>129623175

Fuck off, cuckold. You can't even get /pol/ to follow its own rules and you're trying to preach about federal law? How about biting off something you can chew?

>>129626392

>be you
>think that I care if they know someone with multiple forms of cancer who was believed to be dead, isn't

It's 2017, anon.

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>>129623606
Cannabis causes testicular atrophy. Pic related.

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>>129626544
You're the cuckold drug zombie, paying to auto-lobotomize yourself. Fucking dumbass.

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>>129626674
>saving thumbnails
>"HURR DURR, YOU LOOK SO DUMB RITE NOW!"
>t. a massive faggot

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>>129626559

>Be you
>Not make sense.
Are you talking about Jesus?

>>129623175
Participating in commerce is not a crime. The obstruction of commerce is a crime.

>>129623175
Why are you such a fed sucking cuck?

Marijuana is a baby drug. It's effects are so short and benign, that is really inconsequential whether someone around you is high or not. The only pernicious effect it has on society is the underground drug trade. People who get high watch nature documentaries and eat too much and pass out. Compare that with alcohol, which lowers people's inhibitions so much, people turn into human animals, fucking, fighting, slobbering pieces of shit. Plus, with pot, you can really only get so high, with alcohol, you can drink yourself to death, and it takes lots of experience to learn your limits with alcohol, trial and error.

I just think you Puritan pot haters should hate alcohol just as much as you hate pot, since alcohol is way worse, yet legal and often much more readily available. I never see Varg posters telling me to stop drinking.

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>>129623175
I work for a medical dispensary here in Denver

So we DO keep track of our patients because we are medical only and we have to keep track of people's medical cards and when they expire

Recreational dispensaries are different. For Rec patients, WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO KEEP ANY RECORDS of customers. We look at their DL to verify that they are over 21, but we don't scan or log any personal information. To do so would be a violation of the Health Information Protection Act.

OP doesn't know what he is walking about.

>>129627796

I guess if I'm Jesus.

>>129629703
Do you ever steal weed?

>>129623175
Not true. I got busted with 1/2 oz at Big Thicket National Preserve. No arrest. Got a ticket in the mail, United States vs Me. $200 fine paid online

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>>129630505
Caneras on me at all times. Even one directly over my register and scale to see how much I am weighing out for people. For example an 1/8 is 3.5 grams. I am allowed to dispense between 3.51 and 5.56 grams. No more or less.

The state does allow us to adjust 7 grams of waste for stems we pick out, and another 7g for water weight (when the buds dry, they lose weight and it looks like vanishing inventory.

Also the MED (Marijuana Enforcement Division) does random inspections and check our weights and cash logs.

Stealing is not uncommon and you can do it if your sneaky, but I 100% do not. I get an employee discount plus free samples from vendors trying to get us to carry their products.

People who steal are scum

>>129631508
are you a nazi

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>>129624617
kek

>>129631748
FGSFDS

>>129623175
>Marijuana posession is a Federal Felony

What are your chances of actually running into federal agents and getting charged with possession of marijuana though? Especially in states that have decriminalized possession?

>>129623175
I'm about to legally start my grow next week and I have my medical card with a limit of 15 plants, come at me nigger

>>129632534
>jelly af

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>>129631508
Also we aren't only required to keep medical patient records for 2 years, then it all gets shredded. If the MED finds that we have old files from people long gone, we get fined. It's another HIPA violation.

I spent all of March shredding all of 2014 patients

>>129632707
We are*** required, sorry. Posting on my phone from work

>>129624617
Accurate

No, it isn't dipshit. It's decriminalized in most major cities. I have been busted with a 1/4 before and just got a fucking ticket.

Get out of here with this bullshit you fuckin cunt.

Weed is a dead issue, There is no point fighting it, as more old people die and more middle aged people are using it than ever. It's an issue that does nothing good for republicans, and keeps many centrist on the left.
Drop Weed enforcement and Drop the Hammer on Fentanyl and similar compounds.

>>129632788
HA
Work til 7 dispensary boi
we get off early in the grow house :P

>>129633368
Actually they changed the laws and dispensaries are allowed to stay open until 10 now.

Fuck my life, we are all going to get robbed

>>129633609
Are you serious? When was that? My stores still close at 7. Different part of the state maybe?

>>129633609
Nah. Just make sure your owner gets proper security and actually puts bars or something behind any glass facing outside the building. Otherwise, yes, you will get robbed. It has happened to all the stores here that had owners who were foolish enough to not to. Muh kumbayah.

>>129634049
It's Denver county since the beginning of May

>>129623606
Sorry sweetie but the civil war ended states rights. Hope ending slavery early was worth it :^)

>>129634362
Yea, we have been robbed before but only after closing

We have a double door "airlock" system of two doors you have to get buzzed through after you show your ID at the window

We used to have a security guard, but we fired him for stealing. True story

>>129636292
Ever find out who robbed you guys? I wouldn't be surprised if it was the sec guard you had to fire for stealing.

>>129623175
Is it just me or does Yoda look like danny devito?

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>>129626839
whats this from? i havent seen this before? Shoop?

>>129629703
>>OP doesnt know what he is walking about
kek, to high to type druggie?

>>129636292
One Story was pretty funny actually. We had two dudes break into our dispensary after close. Luckily we lock up ALL our weed and products in our giant gun safes in the back.

The camera showed the dudes bust in, look around all confused, meekly try to open the safes, and leave with only the $200 we keep in the registered at the end of the day

>>129638139
No, just posting on my phone in the middle of the work day between customers and auto correct got the better of me

I don't have all day to edit and re-edit my post because I'm not a degenerate NEET sitting at home all day every day

>>129623630
Neato, you really seem to understand biochemistry and not just some retarded interpretation you made up. Please, tell us more about your scientific background and devout understanding of the human body's complex biochemical systems. No LARPING, please.

But dispensaries only deal in cash, what kind of records could they have of their customers?

>People still caring whether or not an adult chooses to use a mildly psychoactive plant that cannot harm you in any long term way, and is impossible to overdose on
>Most of the faggots in this thread drink alcohol which kills tens of thousands of people in the US alone, causes permanent liver and brain damage, can be so addictive you can die from it if you are an alcoholic

Seriously, you guys are such losers. Not everyone who uses marijuana is a 24/7 JUST BLAZE IT FAGGOT, just like not everyone who drinks is an alcoholic. Objectively alcohol is way worse for society.

I work 12 hour shifts 4 days a week, some times I want to come home after a long day and eat a few pot gummy bears and play some video games. I pay my taxes, I own property. I'm almost certainly more successful than most of the genetic trash that inhabits this board, so what's wrong with it?

The answer is nothing. If you care about freedom, than you don't care about what a responsible adult who contributes to society does in their spare time. Weed hurts no one. Weed kills no one. It is the safest recreational drug on the face of the Earth. It's the largest cash crop in America and it's not going anywhere.

I hate faggots who are borderline alcoholics and go down to my local bar every single weekend and get belligerently drunk, but guess what? I don't make threads about it on 4chan because what other adults decide to do with their time isn't any of my business, and my personal preferences for how others live their lives doesn't matter. Grow up you fucking losers.