>be a mudshark >get attacked by shark

Freaking denial

>>129623129
I guess her husband couldn't swim to help her

>>129624048
KEK

>>129624048
SPBP

>>129623129
LOL sharks hate coal burners.

Great white shark?

More like great whit power shark if you know what I mean.

Dah dum pshh

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>>129624048

>>129623129

>Yes, now i can be a real woman, i will claim benefits and do fuck all for the rest of my life and get fat.

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>>129623129
>Fuck a chimp, loose a limb

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>>129624048

ARRIBA ARRRIBA

>>129624048
/thread

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>>129624048

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>>129624048
SPBP

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>>129624048
>JAJAJAJA

>>129623129
>Fuck a savage, lose appendage

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>>129624048
You get deported last

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>>129623129
>Fuck a darkie, face the sharky

>>129624048
Good lad

>>129624048
Mexico bringin da bantz!

>>129623129
>see headline and picture
>smirk and giggle, toll paid kek
What the fuck have you done to me

>>129623129
>Fuck a nignog, can't play ping pong

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>>129624048
You can stay Paco.

>>129624048
wtf I love mexicans now

>tfw I saw a trailer for a movie about two bitches getting stuck underwater in a sea full of sharks when I was dragged to go see Feminazi Propaganda: The Movie last night
Forgot what it was called, but are sharks the new zombies or something? When I don't hear about "loldrumpf", all I ever hear about anymore is shark attacks.

>>129623129
somebody make a meme out of this his look is priceless

Prehaps both could have use of a cage

>>129623129
S H A R K E D

>>129624295
Great whites don't inhabit tropical shallow water. It was probably a reef shark. If it was a great white she wouldn't have made it out alive

>>129623129
Race trait, chum bait

Once you go black the great white will attack

>>129623129
He looks confused. Imagine trying to explain to a nigger that there are giant fish with sharp teeth who try to eat you.

If only it had killed her

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>>129624295
KEEEK

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>>129623129
Stroke the fin lose a limb

>>129623129
He's looking at her like "I mufuggin tol dat silly white bitch not ta go inna wata wit dem sharks."

>>129623129
>"he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya."
Interviewer: Yes yes, I see him, but tell me about the SHARK.

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>>129623129

>>129624987
He's in mexico u fucking leaf

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>>129626088

>>129624048
You are juan funny guy

>>129623129
great WHITE sharks

>ban automatic assault sharks

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>>129626088

What was she doing to make herself look like food? Sharks don't just attack people out of the blue

t. Marine biologist

>She likes the BBC
B I G
B I T E Y
C A R C H A R O D O N

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>>129626088

>>129624048

Noice

>>129623129
BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D

White pussy was made for BBC.

>>129623129
Who cares about a limb? Wow talk about a nihilistic whore, I bet she takes 6 dildos up the arse at the same time while tyron is lubing up his snake.

>>129627332
Lel

>>129624048
But [spoiler]SHIEET[/spoiler] floats pretty well.

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>>129623129
>>129624048
>>129626088

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>>129625138

>>129623129

Meanwhile the Black guy is already on tinder looking for a new mudshark with all her limbs intact

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>>129626313
>JaTavious
>JaMarcus
>LaDarius

>>129624048

fucking kek, they really aren't sending their best.

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>>129626088
Fucking kek, grade A thread

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>>129624295

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>>129625138
A1 humdinger cabron

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how long before he's gone, boys?

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>>129625138
>>129624048

>>129626956
Probably on a board or something paddling, it makes you look like a seal to a shark below, so they grab your flipper/arm.

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>>129624048

>>129630423
Shiiieeeet how she gon work now? I aint taking care of no dumb bitch. I bet the kid aint even mine

>>129630430
Sharks are dicks.

>>129624048
AYY..
HOL UP!
(SMACKS BABOON LIPS)
SO BE YOU SAYIN....
(SPITS ON FLOOR)
YOU SAYIN...
WE CAN'T SWIEEEM AND SHIIEEET

>>129624048
Ayy

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>>129624048
The wall just got 5'4 feet smaller.

>>129630657
But anon this shark disfigured a coal burner for life.

He is a good boy.

>>129625138
Toppest of the lels

>>129631122
checked. but dayam.

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>>129624048

awesome

>>129631444
Checked

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>>129624048
I like you Paco

>>129624048
this really isnt that funny and is pretty low effort desu

>>129623129
Sarag-Blake has a dumbass name but she's a qt.

Concord mom had to pay the toll

>>129624530
Arnold has manboobs lol

>>129623129
bet it was her finger bang hand

>>129624048
MAMMA MIA, THATSA SPICY SHITPOST

>>129624048
loooooooool incluce me in the screencap

>>129624048
>>>129623129 (OP)
>I guess her husband couldn't swim to help her

Oh fuck, topkek. You win this round, spic.

>>129623283
here's a (You) for participation and being overshadowed by a spic

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>>129624048
Better than Taco Bell at least.

>>129624048
spbp

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Dindu' whale blaming it on whitey

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>>129623129
/ourshark/
>>129625138
>>129624048
kek

>>129623129
his eyes/upper lip are in a half sneer
neat
I give it 6 months

>>129624048
Ten feet lower

>>129639258
ALWAYS #TEAMSHARK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-1xU0VfJ-g

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>>129639560

>phobias triggerd

fuck

>>129637099
What are you?